Danketsu - Beautiful Katamari

"Danketsu - Beautiful Katamari" is a high quality rip of "Danketsu" from Beautiful Katamari.

Jokes
The rip comes with closed captions that provide a partially accurate English translation of the advertised track. However, the captions add a verse from Takane Shijou, followed by a AmiMami verse that is vastly different from the original, and ends with the line "My popularity with lolicons is guaranteed!". At this line, the Pac-Man noises from the track loop over and over from 1:14 to 2:09, as though the suddenly shocking lyrics are being censored.

At 2:34, we hear "Katamari Nah-Nah" from .

Lyrics
I'm Haruka Amami! Yay! My trademarks are my hair ribbons. I'm cheerful, positive and have a long commute. I fall down once per day♪ Yay! Huh? Self-promotion? I've never really had a big accident before? Huh? Talk about myself? No way! Please just call me the leader♪ My name is Takane Shijou. ...Everything else is a secret. Heehee. What is that? I'm not really sure what a "leader" is... I'm not very good with Western languages. Everyone's talking about Mami Futami The middle-schooler everyone's crazy for! I'd guess I'd like to have a boyfriend and fame But as long as I have Nii-chan, I don't need them! Mm hmm hmm~! Leave being the leader to Mami! Mami will absolutely Get everyone to Brazil! I'm Ami Futami, her little sister! Hey! That means...this means...could it be!? I'm a "little sister" character! My popularity with lolicons is guaranteed!

You're making Ami the leader, huh? You really know what you're doing! Ami will absolutely Get everyone to Brazil! "Okay, everyone! Follow my lead!" "Eh? We don't think you'd be a good leader, Hibikin!" "I agree with that." "Gah! Then, what are we gonna do!?" "Here, leave it to Mami!" "No, Ami!" "Maybe I..." "Then, just leave it to me!" "Okay, go ahead!" "Gah! Geez, make your minds up!" We're a solid group! Solid group! With occasional fighting! So we don't rot later. For the time being we have harmony! Harmony! Consult on anything! No matter how mundane. Everyone all together, is an iDOLM@STER!