Credits - Link: The Faces of Evil

"Credits - Link: The Faces of Evil" is a high quality rip of "Credits" from Link: The Faces of Evil.

Jokes
This rip does not contain the game's actual credits theme. Instead, it's an edit of "Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags)" by Afroman. Starting at 0:11, the verses are "rapped" by CD-i Link using sentence-mixed clips from the CD-i Zelda games, with various references added to both the world of the games and the popular YouTube Poop "DINNER BLASTER". At 1:10, the music abruptly ends with a short sentence-mixed skit.

Lyrics
...skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white town They call it East Town Koridai When your boy, Link here, walked through the big town Houses went up for sale I was standing on the corner sellin' Triforce maps When I met a hot bitch named Zelda I let her ride in my Caddy 'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the King of fuckin' Koridai We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself, "Sheeba-sheeba" Got my ass lookin' like a Gohma I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Oah!) So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a Dinner Blaster He beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The motherfucker beat my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine Imma fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 4--

Link: Huh!? King Harkinian: What the actual fuck, boi!? Link: Uh... I was just kidding! King Harkinian: Take him away! Link: Oh shit! ["Mama Luigi" yell]