All-Star Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle

"All-Star Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle" is a high quality rip of "All-Star Battle" from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle.

Jokes
The rip is an "audio book reading" by "famed British actor and pornstar Benedict Cumberbatch" of "Jeremy and Elsie (formally "DOUBLE DASHING OUTTA THERE!!")" sponsored by Barnes and Noble. The story follows Jeremy, a love-struck boy who attempts to woo his love Elsie with a Nintendo GameCube. Unfortunately, the GameCube breaks and Elise leaves. In the "epilogue", Belinda, a classmate of Jeremy's whom he ignores, is approached by a female being who takes her away to "fix things".

At the end of the rip, the narrator drops his fake British accent and imitates a deep voice to say, "Yo, n igga, let's play some double dash!"

The story was written by Chaze the Chat and based on PoliSlix (whose name is Jeremy). The narrator of the rip is unknown.

Several songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure play in the background of the reading.

Trivia

 * As with other rips featuring PoliSlix, the platform in the description reads "your blender", a reference to his video "How To Use Your Blender".
 * The slogan of Blender Productions, "It doesn't matter if we secure an existence for people or a future for white children," is a reference to the sentence "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." coined by white supremacists.
 * This rip was originally named "All-Star Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle".