Misfortune Teller - Team Fortress 2

"Misfortune Teller - Team Fortress 2" is a high quality rip of "Misfortune Teller" from Team Fortress 2.

Joke
This rip is the advertised track with a sentence-mixed skit of various voicelines from Team Fortress 2 played over it, with many Team Fortress 2 community memes being referenced.

Transcript
Heavy: Hrrerrehh. Hrarrh.

Merasmus: I have come! Merasmus has your cum! Merasmus the wizard has come for your cum!

Heavy: Oh noooOO-- Is not possible! HELP ME!

MeeM: HoooH!

Heavy: MeeM!

MeeM: MeeM!

Heavy: Put Engineer here!

MeeM: Jawohl! Oktoberfeeee-e-e-ee-e--

Engineer: Hoooo-wee! Makin' baconbaconbabababacon.

Heavy: Engineer!

Engineer: What?

Heavy: Put dispenser here! Put--

Engineer: Heck no.

Heavy: NOOOOOW!!

Engineer: AlrirlA! Hoooo-wee!

Heavy: Ohhh, this is good!

Engineer: Ain't that a cute little Pootis?

Painis Cupcake: [distant screaming]

Heavy: What was that?

Painis Cupcake and Heavy: [screaming]

Painis Cupcake: I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat your--

Engineer: [cluster of voice clips]

Heavy: WeeeeeeW! WaaaaaaW! Little Pootis Spencer!

Painis Cupcake: I will send your painis to your mama in a box!

Heavy: NOT GOOD! HELP ME!

Engineer: Nope. Hoooo...

Heavy: Ohhh nooo!! Come back, Engineer!

Merasmus: Cum!

Heavy: Ooh! Shit!

Merasmus: Eee-e-e-e-aahhaha-a-ahaha!

Painis Cupcake: No! I am Painis Cupcake! I will--

Merasmus: Soldier! Never anger a BONUS DUCK! Basbus Brontu!

''[Heavy and MeeM screaming as they get assaulted with "BONUS DUCKS!" voice clip hitsounds]''

[All audio abruptly stops]

Sniper: Everyone died. The end.