All I Want - Crazy Taxi

"'All I Want - Crazy Taxi" is a high quality rip of "All I Want" from Crazy Taxi.

Jokes
The rip starts up with the intro to Crazy Taxi but "crazy" is replaced with Pan Pizza, of the YouTube Channel RebelTaxi, saying "rebel". "Snow halation" starts playing with the announcer talking over the intro piano followed by the lyrics form The Offspring 's "All I Want" playing over "Snow halation"'s backing track. At the end of each chorus, samples from "All I Want" are pitch shifted to the tune of "Snow halation".

After the second chorus, a part of the video "Top 10 WORST Cartoon/Anime INTRO THEME Songs" where Pan Pizza talks about The Nutshack 's theme song plays over the guitar solo.

Lyrics
"Hey, hey! Come on over, have some fun with Rebel Taxi!

Hey, hey, hey! Ready to have some fun? I got some kicking music and I'm ready to see you drive! Get those coins out of your pocket, throw 'em into the machine, and let's get started!"

Day after day (Your home life's a wreck) The powers that be just Breathe down your neck You get no respect (You get no relief) You gotta speak up And yell out your piece

So back off your rules Back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living To stay alive Leave me alone I'm not asking a lot I don't wanna be controlled

Hajimete deatta toki kara Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody Tomerarenai tomaranai naaze

That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

"Hey, Hey, Hey! It's time to make some crazy money! Are you ready? Here we go!"

How many times (Is it gonna take) 'Til someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool (You feel like a lie) You've played by their rules Now it's their turn to try

So back off your rules Back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living To stay alive Leave me alone I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled

Tatoeba komatta toki ni wa

I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense (Fly High!)

Isoide Itsu no ma ni ka Ookiku narisugita "True emotion"

That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

"In-FUCKING-credible. I really wanna watch a cartoon called "The Nutshack". Yeah, um, one question: What the fuck is that thing? Is this the future? Is this why people want us to get deported? No, I thought this was a Mexican TV Show but it's actually Filipino. So I don't have to take the blame for this."

Todokete setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" That's all I want That's all I want That's all I want Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya) Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!! (Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya, Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya)

Ya [About 32 Times]

"A class S Licence! Man that was amazing driving! I'm sure you're going to come by and show it to me again sometime right? Here we go!"

Trivia

 * In Pan Pizza's Nutshack review, he mentions someone from SiIvaGunner contacted him to make a rip featuring Emily, "Pan's little sister", referencing the times where Pan would put on a voice and sing a song as Emily at the end of some episodes of his podcast. He declined the offer and this rip was made instead.
 * This rip was referenced in the rip "All I Want (PAL) - Crazy Taxi" during the Nostalgia Critic Takeover.
 * This rip was included in the to show what kind of rips would be uploaded if DJ Professor K won the King for Another Day Tournament.
 * Popular music streamer The8BitDrummer uploaded a video where he performs a drum cover of this rip live on stream, as he laughs maniacally. He has performed several SiIvaGunner/Snow Halation themed rips on his streams.