Lexcorp - Superman 64

"Lexcorp - Superman 64" is a high quality rip of "Lexcorp" from Superman 64.

Joke
The rip is a parody of the video "SPECIAL: Please Let the Ads Play" by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall, a video that encouraged viewers of Atop the Fourth Wall to stop blocking advertisements on YouTube videos. The parody adds additional dialogue to imply that Linkara is a money-hungry asshole and doesn't care about the audience and their complaints. The parody was created by ShonicTH, who mimics Linkara's cut-heavy edit style in the video. As a result, every sentence in the parody is a part of a single cut, much like in the original video.

Transcript
Italics indicate differences from the original video. Text indicates "text" was added, [text] means "text" was omitted from the original, and text [other text] means "other text" was replaced by "text".

Trivia

 * This rip was uploaded during April Fools' Day 2018 as a nod to the dubious practices of Channel Awesome, which produces Atop the Fourth Wall.