Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-72.71.196.125-20191203234822/@comment-71.241.143.98-20200125233703

[The current roster eagerly awaiting for the newcomers to arrive]

robotJAM: Alright, I think that's everyone.

Austin Carter: It better be, I've had enough of standing out in this *%$^#^*% rain anyway. Who the hell lives in a place like this????

AC: 8eats me. All I can say is I'm certainly looking forwards to meeting them, I hear they're pretty popular. ::::)

GC: TH3Y'D PROB4BLY M4K3 FOR GOOD TROLL1NG 1 B3T

AC: Damn straight.

Scourge Sisters ====> Do epic H1GH F1V3 for the ages.

FUCK Y34H!!!!!!!!

tobyfox: (as Mary becomes excited and asks if she can do what the Scourge Sisters are doing as well in the background) i don't know about that you two. if i remember properly one of them is from something i worked on. she's not really one to take things lightly if i remem-

Austin Carter: Everyone, shut up!! They're here!!!!

[a dusty looking RV pulls up in front of them, as several heavily accented voices can be heard inside]

Al-roight, this is it then, ah think?

I still don fooken undahstand why wah cuunut justa fluun here un onna mah fooken bards, and an instad take THIS fooken-

Aye! This is tha place! Lemme just-

[the door to the RV slams open sending a cascade of empty beer bottles onto the ground]

Ahhhh! Much bettah!

[boots step out of the RV and onto the ground as the camera pans up a familiar grenade-stocked chestplate to the speaker's face as he rambles, and the female voice in the back of the car continues yelling]

Hooooo boy, it's good to get yah legs workin after sucha long drive ey? Heh heh.

[The camera suddenly right before reaching his face spins around before suddenly cuting to his boot, his grenade-strapped chest and the bottle of scrumpy in his hand before zooming into an all-too-well-known black grinning eyepatched visage to an iconic tune  as the camera freeze-frames on him standing in front of the RV while cartoony white words saying The Demoman appear on-screen next to him]

[He then looks back as the female voice in the back of the RV starts compaining again, stumbling her way forwards kicking more scrumpy bottles out of the way]

Oh ah'll stretch you're fooken legs ye ruddy fooken drunken arse, coopin mae up in a fooken smelly-arse van tha smells like ma fooken gran's arse and a other th- [The screen pauses again, muting her and zooming in on her face as she pauses to chug some whiskey herself  as a more shrill discordant version of the theme plays with the same text popping up next to her saying The Trainer, as the scene then upauses, she spits out her scotch and yells seemingly at said pause] PFFFF WILL YAE FUCK OFFFF YAH C🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿NT

[Spooky floats forwards the duo to introduce the others, who are now all sporting various emotions, Neil looks vaguely concerned, Terezi is looking annoyed at Vriska who seems impressed, and in the back Brad is silently holding one meaty arm over the horror trio's faces, Aya ducks under his hand with a surprised expression while Mary is throwing a small tantrum wanting to see and Madotsuki just stands motionless as usual too short for his arm to even block anything, as the Trainer steps out of the RV slamming the door shut, providing a short glance at a visibly annoyed Sniper behind the wheel in the background staring at all the trash on his floor]

robotJAM: *quietly* Oh, no, they're scottish...

@neilcic; *under his breath* dear god.....

Spooky [as the RV leaves behind the Trainer]: Er.... Greetings, I am Spooky. And these are-

[The Scottish Trainer pushes past the confuddled Demoman]

And the fuck are YOU supposed to bae? 'Spookah', mae arse, yah look like a malfurmed Frillish! An I-

Demoman [stepping forwards and putting an arm in front of her as she glances at him, then moodly lights a cigarette]: Woah woah, let's all calm down here shall wae?

Demoman: Now who's in charga this here place?

@neilcic [clearing his throat then, smoothing his hair and stepping forwards, noticeably off-put, but still smiling as he puts his hand out]: Uh, usually me, my name's Neil, I'm.. kind of an internet person-

Demonman [noticing his hand, firmly grasping it and enthuastically pumping it}: Nice tah meet yah, Neil Cicarega tah Internet Parson!

@neilcic: *gesturing at the trainer with her hands shoved in her pockets, rocking back and forth moodly, looking around and flicking her cigarette about in her mouth] um.... yes. And who's that there?

Demoman: *jabbing a finger at her* Oh her?! She's one half ma team, we call ourselves

[splash screen] THE SCOTTISH RESISTANCE dominates the match!

@neilcic: Er, very interesting name there.

Demonman: [looking proud and lifting his bottle to his lips again, nodding] Aye.

robotJAM: Um, why don't you come inside. We'll find you some rooms. *aiside comment* Hopefully we won't end up deraveling the trapestries this time.

Demoman: Sure, mate! *glances back at the trainer* Yah comin?


 * grumbling and following* Ye I'm fooken comin yah alcohol-poisoned trite mad basterd... *incoherant scottish grumbling*

[The group mills about back up the misty hill, eager to get out of the rain which has increased from misty drizzle to a mild downpour, Austin has his hoodie up, looking disgrunted as all hell, the Scourge Sisters are eagerly whispering amoungst themselves and Brad is trying to protect Aya and Mary from the rain with his poncho as Madotsuki and The Batter silently follow behind them, bat slung over his shoulder Mado with the umbrella effect, Neil still looks oddly imaculate despite the rain and is conversing with the loud eager Demoman, while the Scottish Trainer shuffles along in the rian behind them grumbling, Spooky brings up the rear with a rather pouty expression despite not being affected by the rain)

And there you have it, my best attempt at a reveal trailer of sorts, also revealing the personalities and talking styles of a lot of the characters, hope you enjoyed this, The Scottish Resistance's source list will be coming soon, they won't have a playlist though due to the power outage. (or maybe i'll throw something together, who knows)