Health Update (Extended Mix) - Captain Novolin

"Health Update (Extended Mix) - Captain Novolin" is a high quality rip of the extended mix of "Health Update" from Captain Novolin.

Jokes
The rip is a parody of Katy Perry's song "California Gurls" that gives the viewer advice regarding the medical condition diabetes. The instrumental is an arrangement of "California Gurls" using the instruments from the advertised track.

Transcript
(Mm. Goddamn. Dis Is. My Jam. Mm. Goddamn. Dis Is. My Jam.)

Mm. Check your feet, and don't forget to check your glucose.

Before you eat, inject your usual insulin dose.

Put down that cake, you're diabetic, don't be reckless. (Goddamn.)

You'll be fine if you stick, to your recommended breakfast. (Meal plan.)

Have a half a banana. Some peanut butter toast. A bowl of cereal.

And a beautiful glassa, some tasty milk. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

Have a glass of milk, it's really good for you.

Apple, crackers, afternoon snack. (Mm.)

Check your feet before you put on your shoes.

Mmm-mmm-mm, mm, mmm-mmm-mmm!

Have a glass of milk, it's really good for you.

Turkey sandwich, go to bed. *smooch*

Test your blood sugar, though, before you do.

Mmm-mmm-mm, mm, mmm-mmm-

Have a glassa, have a glassa milk!

Have a glassa, have a glassa milk!

Have a glassa!