My Sweet Passion - Sonic Adventure

My Sweet Passion - Sonic Adventure is a rip the song "My Sweet Passion" from the game Sonic Adventure.

Jokes
The song's instrumental plays while the lyrics are read aloud by an overdramatic male voice. At a few points the speaker comments on the absurdity of the song's lyrics or changes them to that they sound more formal. Near the end, the speaker complains that the song is almost over.

Trivia
The rip was originally called "My Sweet Passion (Theme of Amy Rose) - Sonic Adventure 2", on the GiIvaSunner channel. The game was then switched to Sonic Adventure on SiIvaGunner.

Transcript
Bah bah bayah bayah Bah bah bayah bayah Bah bah bayah bayah Bah bah bayah bayah Laaaaaa laa laaaaaa laa la I got out my map and chose a place I wanted to go to (packed up my stuff, set out for adventure...) I know that your lucky color is that cool shade of blue (won't mind painting myself blue for you...) I guess I'm so easy to understand Still going I just do whatever that comes to me naturally Oh yeah

I do understand the feelings of a Persian Cat (the Sphinx looks so cute I had to shave it...) He reminds me of parsley, whatever that means, when he's standing there all alone (makes me wanna be his speciality...) I guess I'm just a self-centered, motivational speaker Motivation Mhm But there are nights that I have trouble going to sleep

(Sweet sweet you're so sweet) There are so many things that I want (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) I personally would like to be very a wonderful girl (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) I'm not very simple-minded (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) I won't be a pearl, I don't know how the fuck to do that You probably need me just as much as I need you

Motivation Owowo Owowo Oh Whoa Oh yeah yeah yeah

Are you okay you seem to be a little bit tense (you don't have to worry 'bout a single thing...) We are free to get whatever it is that we would like to have (we're also free to do whatever we want...) That's what we'll do, that is the power of motivation That's what we'll do We should live our lives the way we think it ought to be

(Sweet sweet you're so sweet) There's nowhere to hide (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) Come on settle our lives (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) You can do it, I'll always be there for you (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) In the best and worst times You can be my sweetest honey for eternity (grunt) (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) So many things I want (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) I wanna be a wonderful girl (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) I'm not simple-minded (Sweet sweet you're so sweet) And I won't be a pearl I probably need you just as much as you need me Motivation Do it

Whoa, whoa Sweet, sweet, you are so sweet You're so sweet Ohhh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (deep breatH) I want to thank you all tonight I personally needed to do this Motivation not only brings you, but for me, too Woo How are we doing? Play the fucking track! Sweet, you're so sweet, yeah Sweet sweet, you're so sweet Sweet sweet, you're so sweet Yeah, yeah, yeah

Wait, is that the end of the song? Really? No, I want to keep going! No! No no no! No no no no no no! Nope. No. [fadeout] Hello? YouTube comments? Can you hear me? Please? Hello? I'll never let go.