My Salsa - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day

"My Salsa - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day" is a high quality rip of "My Salsa" from SilvaGunner: King for Another Day. It represents the King for Another Day Tournament contender Eminem.

Joke
This is a cover of "My Band" by D12, but with most of the lyrics rewritten to be about the singer's secret salsa recipe.

The lyrics are available in the description above the catchphrase.

Lyrics
I don’t know dude... I think everybody’s all jealous and shit because I like, make some bitchin’ fucking salsa dude and I think everybody’s got a fucking problem with me, dude and they need to take it up with me after Iron Chef

because...

You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee Because my salsa's secret is safe with me And once you taste it will make you go "wee" Due to my world famous salsa recipe

So I get inside right, need a bite Walk up to my cold fridge and I'm all like "What’s my mood, do I want seafood? Maybe I’ll even make some dip, dude" I then spot "There’s no cilantro" "Also, oh my fucking god, jalapeños" "I swear to fucking god, there’s no fucking limes" "Well, make a list, guess it’s shopping time"

And by now, the rest of the stuff I need’s written 'Specially the tortilla chips that crunch a bit when bitten And just start drivin’, go to Walmart With the toys, and the games, and the mixin’ Hobarts

So like every single night I grab a snack to eat and when I crunch into my chip, tastin' spicy sweet but tonight I crave summa stronger heat I’m thinkin' muchos jalapenos can't be beat Got a lot of gringos hating on my recipe but I just wanna kick back with my tangy treat This spicy shit is alright with me And all you other chefs just despise me because you-

You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee Because my salsa's secret is safe with me And once you taste it will make you go "wee" Due to my world famous salsa recipe

It's Food It's Rude Has Tude My Dude It’s True Bit Lewd Please Chew Go "Woo" It's Cool yueah baby yeaah

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants I’m the lead singer of my band, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants, my salsa... ... Where’d everybody go?