Theme of HOBaRT - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day

"Theme of HOBaRT - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day" is a high quality rip of "Theme of HOBaRT" from SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day. It represents the King for Another Day Tournament contender HOBaRT.

Joke
This is an original acoustic song about HOBaRT, with a chorus based on the melody to "Hobart Drive" by Jerry Galeries.

Lyrics
HOBaRT He'll mix all night long Other contestants Suck dicks all night long

'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale 'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail Make dough with this beaut, you drownin' in tail Go ahead and stir yourself an elixir Use it when it's rainin', use it when it's sunny Use it when you're a bit short on money Even though some might call this baby funny Truly he's the only top tier mixer

HOBaRT He'll mix all night long Other contestants Suck dicks all night long

HOBaRT, you make me go "ha ha hee hee" Why are you so hysterically funny Please stop making me laugh As much as 7|the number 7

First time I saw that funny boy, I was skeptical But now when I see him, my wiener gets erectical When that boy spins it up, it's truly a spectacle Really makes me go "hee hee ha ha" So laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine The Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology-ne He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes The funny mixer.

HOBaRT, I want to make love to your dick I know that's not quite the right word, but it's thick Please mix my insides up And put your dough in me

HOBaRT once told me that he wanted to eradicate all anime fans I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah, brother!" Let those fucking degenerates get pissed on to death Call it extreme watersports.

And one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top He's won and we get a day full of his bops With his enemies' remains on the floor, it'll have to be mopped And we can mix together a smoothie of their entrails

With HOBaRT, of course!

The funny mixer.

HOBaRT, I want to imbibe in your cum The smell of your dick-xer, it makes me go numb Fill me with custard 'til DING! you're all done I'll be there to cheer on you until you've won HOBaRT, now I see Why that mixer is so funny

HOBaRT, I love you.