Dry Out - Geometry Dash

"" is a high quality rip of "Dry Out" from Geometry Dash.

Jokes
At 0:25, the rip turns into a spoof Bowflex commercial that gets jokier as it goes on.

Transcript
Too poor to afford a gym membership? Get the all-new Bowflex Schwinn machine for a whopping $19 a month. Call that phone number you see right in front of you, and we'll send you a free video. [whispering] It's free!

Bowflex's state of the art power rod technology will make you bigger, faster, and stronger too, a quality workout for this price right on cue! [Bruh Sound Effect #2 plays in the background.]

Using the Bowflex Schwinn machine is easy. It's just one workout. 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week, and in minutes you'll be looking like Jorgen Von Strangle from Fairly OddParents.

Bowflex comes with a 7-year warranty, and it is so good at Cranking Dat Super Mario that it comes with our 100% satisfaction guarantee. Why go to a gym when you can just buy the Bowflex? This offer is not available in stores. We're going cyber with this one!

Buy the Bowflex Schwinn Extreme machine today!