Final Destination (Melee) - Super Smash Bros. UItimate

"Final Destination (Melee) - Super Smash Bros. UItimate" is a high quality rip of the Melee version of "Final Destination" from Super Smash Bros. UItimate.

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We see the Super Smash Bros. logo that was used before E3 2018 in static as the Final Destination theme from Super Smash Bros. Melee plays.

Narrator: The scene: E3 2018. Hungrybox shows up at E3 with a stolen pass and wins the Smash Bros. Invitational with an even slower, weaker Jigglypuff. After the match ends, power goes out for the entire E3 building.

The Smash Bros. logo blinks and cuts to black as the narrator says "power goes out for the entire E3 building". Then, the Metal Battle theme, also from Melee, starts playing.

Narrator: A single light appears on stage, revealing Reggie Fils-Aime. Reggie is in full Ryu cosplay and has equipped himself with GameCubes on both hands to function as brass knuckles. He says one thing before beating Hungrybox to death live on stage:

Reggie Fils-Aime: You spend 16 hours a day playing Smash! I don't even need one to kick your ass!

Beating sounds, as well as Jigglypuff screaming, are heard after Reggie walks off the screen.

Melee announcer: Game!

The All-Star rest area theme, again from Melee, starts playing.

Narrator: After this merciless beating, EVO immediately drops Melee from their list of games.