Waltz of the Flowers - Home Alone (SNES)

"Waltz of the Flowers - Home Alone (SNES)" is a high quality rip of the "Waltz of the Flowers" from Home Alone for the SNES.

Jokes
The rip begins with the orchestral version of "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" (which is used in Home Alone as "Waltz of the Flowers") with Kirbopher singing a cover of "Video Game Blues" from Tiny Toon Adventures over it. At 0:55, the background song changes to the audio from the Still, the Road is Full of Dangers - Super Mario RPG rip, which is an edit of "Bandit's Way" from Super Mario RPG that makes it sound like "Trepak" from Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker.

It should be noted that "Video Game Blues" is itself a cover of "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" and "Trepak".

Lyrics
Taken from Hung Nguyen's "Tiny Toons Arcade Blues subbed." If you desire to go vegetate... Vacillate... terminate... Go to the arcade. There your mind can find too many of... Excess of... Messes of destruction of mind! There the brain can go and mesmerize... Immobilize... vaporize... Hey, vacant minds are fine. It's time... annihilate... It's time... subjugate... It's time... immolate... To SLICE THOSE ALIEN SLIME!

Blasting through the atmosphere! Or burning up the stratosphere, At speeds of light, your right to have a fight! You fire east, west, north and south, The foam is running from your mouth. You fire. ZIP! ZAP! You're feeling oh so rough!

The Martians try to get away, You fire your destructo ray. They dodge, DAD-GUM! They're turning back your way! They've got you on the run it seems, With their dad-gum electro-beams. You dodge. ZIP! ZAP! Too late! You're fried to cream!

You're running out of time. Stake your body's on the line! We've got to show those blips... who's boss! Although you need a quarter, To save the world from order, You better beg your mommy quick!

Oh please! Just one more! Oh please! I must score! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please!

You're back to get revenge right now, The Martians aren't laughing now. You fire. ZIP! ZAP! You're flying high it seems. But wait, what's this? It cannot be, The Martians are in back of me! Surrounding me with beams of energy. Alas it seems you cannot win, The Martian smiles his evil grin. These games are rigged, They're owned by Martian pigs! But I'll get even just watch me, I'll build my own game, then you'll see.

The bad guys, Will look a lot like me... I'll put it in a Mars arcade... ...and beat those Martians that I played. I know their tricks, I'll do the same! I'll fix those guys, I'll RIG MY GAME! They'll get addicted and pay me... Their quarters 'till eternity! And then I can afford to play... All night and every single day. And I will shout, HIP-HIP-HOORAY! I won! I won!

I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!

Trivia

 * The description is a reference to Kevin McAllister from Home Alone.