Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise) - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud

"Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise) - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud" is a high quality rip of "Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise)" from Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud.

Joke
As suggested by the title, this rip follows from "Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud". It uses all the same elements as that rip, but the text-to-speech is used to have Yoshi rap about how he commits tax fraud.

Lyrics
Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name And I'mma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game I lied on my tax forms 'cause I just don't give a fuck Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks

I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared And I got another million more right under my stairs I do my business deals under cover of the night So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight

I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid And made up charity work I never even did

I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime

I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break

I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate I supported Ron Paul back in 2008 You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay But it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway

Word to your mother Peace out, yo

Trivia

 * As of April 2021, this is the second most popular rip of Season 3, with 1.2 million views. It is the first video from Season 3, the fourth video outside of season 1, and the 26th video overall to reach one million YouTube views; this was achieved on August 17, 2020.
 * The line about Ron Paul is a reference to the retired politician's platform of eliminating income tax.
 * This rip was itself used as a joke in the rips "Ending (Yoshi's Story) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl" and "Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise) (Live Version) - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud".