Journey's End - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Journey&#39;s End - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" is a high quality rip of "Journey's End" from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Jokes
This is the final message of Todd Howard after taking over the SiIvaGunner channel during E3 2018. In it, the extremely muscular Bethesda producer delivers a chilling monologue against the fake games of the world, including those at E3 2018, that have distracted from what truly matters: Buying enough copies of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Because of the fanbase's inability to buy enough copies, Howard intends to destroy the SiIvaGunner channel. However, before he can do so, Wood Man saves the day and shoots an arrow in Howard's knee.

The rip is a parody of Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, with Todd Howard's face edited onto Armstrong's nanomachine-infused body. The instrumental of "It Has to be This Way" from the final fight against Armstrong plays in the background.

In addition, some internet memes appear in the rip, including "We live in a society" (a satirical quote used to mock social commentaries), the multitude of Skyrim re-releases, several quotes by the real-life Todd Howard exaggerating features of Bethesda games, and the "I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee" meme from Skyrim. These quotes include: "See that mountain? You can climb it." (E3 2011, referring to Skyrim), "It just works." (E3 2015, Fallout 4).

Transcript
Todd Howard: "RAUGH! Don't you degenerates get it? Every other game is diseased. Rotten to the core! Smash Brothers is shit. Kingdom Hearts is shit. E3 is shit! They're just artificial money-hype trains that distract people from the real problems of the world! We live in a society. Every game you like is shit! Unless it's from Bethesda.

Bethesda games tackle the real issues! Wolfenstein, Fallout, and even Skyrim! Skyrim is just a means for us to indoctrinate new Dragonborn warriors. Warriors who can fight! Once they've learned dragon shouts we can send them off to the military! To climb mountains, to take down any foreigner that opposes us! Trust me, it'll just work.

I don't need you to buy games anymore. I already have enough power! The dollars flow through my veins. This is the power of wealth. And you know what? You still didn't buy enough anyway. It's proof that you don't believe in my cause! And for that, I, Todd Howard, will crush your pathetic little channel!"

[Fwoosh! as an arrow flies and strikes Howard.]

Todd Howard: "Argh! Ugh, my knee!"

[Corny ending fanfare plays at is it revealed that Wood Man shot the bow]

Wood Man, wearing a Robin Hood outfit: "nice shot."

Trivia

 * The video's description lacks a catchphrase.