Main Theme - Sid Meier's Pirates!

"Main Theme - Sid Meier&#39;s Pirates!" is a high quality shanty of the main theme to Sid Meier's Pirates!.

Joke
The rip is an original anachronistic pirate-themed song about the SiIvaGunner channel.

Lyrics
Gather 'round ya landlubbers It be time for me shanty (Awk! I'm a parrot!) Me internet addiction has fucked up me life I ain't got no job, and I ain't got no wife The only thing that keeps me from killing myself Is porno and memes from the Gunner himself

[Chorus] Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip! I'm holding out for a quality rip! I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear! Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here! (Awk! Memes!)

I'm drunk as a skunk and I'm feeling like shit I'm getting a headache but the comments are lit I'd probably feel better if I took a shower... But no time for that, the next rip's in an hour!

[Chorus] Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip! I'm holding out for a quality rip! I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear! Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here! (Awk! Walk the plank you mashup artist!)

I haven't been outside fer a couple o' days All o' me friends are online anyways There ain't nothing better than posting dank memes Like Grand Dad and Nigra and even the Bean!

[Chorus] Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip! I'm holding out for a quality rip! I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear! Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here! (Nathaniel? Nathaniel!) (Awk! Is this lore?)

I'm starting to get bored of doing nothing all day There must be more to life than just vidya games Perhaps it's time I turned me life around... Ah, who am I kidding. Get me another fuckin' rip! (WOO! Yahar!)

[Chorus, with the rest of the crew] Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip! I'm holding out for a quality rip! I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear! Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here! [Cheering and squawking]

Trivia

 * Like all Talk Like a Pirate Day rips, the labels in the description of the rip were changed to coincide with the event. "Music" became "Shanty", "Composer" became "Captain", "Playlist" became "Treasure Map", and "Platform" became "Ship". The catchphrase was also changed to "Gaze not upon ye channel description, ya bilge rat!".