Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29980193-20200310201700/@comment-71.255.116.68-20200313211601

Ok so just for fun I've been wanting to do this for ages, and I know it's impossible for him to get in but

Here's some vs screens and victory quotes for Joel: (just the veterans for now i spent like 2 and a half hours on this, mostly gave me an excuse to watch more joel and i've been wanting to do this for ages)

Beta Ajit Pai: Hello, we're interested in giving you a sponsorship courtesy of Epic Games. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

Joel: Soraee I cannnot forbnite my computer not good to play bido james

Victory:

Ajit: For once at least your slow internet isn't my fault, who downloads that many viruses on purpose?

Joel: ok!! thank uubs and may your crops give many potat this fall :)

Geno: You seem like a fierce warrior, perhaps you can join in the fight against Smithy?

Joel: Oh yes, why yes, I am, it is me, Swedish Vinny, yes. Of course.

Victory:

Joel: Sorry, but I just don't see the attraction for you, fuckin DOOMGUY though? Now THERE'S a DLC character, yeeahhhh! Or Crash Bandicoot. Or something, I dunno. Let Sakurai do his thing. Watch it be another fuckin Fire Emblem character though, like god.

Revengers:

Joel: Oh dios mío...

Victory:

Joel: IT'S THE EYE OF THE SPIDER YOU EAT RAW MEAT IT NASTYYYYYY

New Super Nintenbros. Deluxe: [Doug] People like you are the main reason why we're not releasing a Mario Paint remake. Your landscapes honestly frighten me.

Joel: I know this looks like shit now, but just... give me a couple minutes.

Victory:

Super Nintenbros.: [Reggie] No, that is actually my GameCube. And I don't really approve of your language either.

Joel: Ok, but while you're at it can you like fix the Switch's Online Mode? You're not fuckin Todd Howard here, jesus.

ZUN: I'm sure the only bullet hell YOU'VE played would be a Doom mod, you Swedish nuisance.

Joel: I don't know anything about toohoo aside from you shoot and it's hard, so uh...

Victory:

ZUN: That's for making a mockery of my work, and for the record it's pronunced toe-hou.

Dancing Alien Team: [Marcianito] Ayy lmao

Joel: NAJ NAJ NAJ NAJ NAJ NO NO NO NO NAJ NAJ LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR

Victory:

Dancing Alien Team: [Popoy] We were only following the signals you sent, cabrón.

Joel: WHERE THE FUCK'S MY GUN??????

King Dedede: Ah need a monster tah cobbah dat dere Vinny!

Joel: YYYYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sorry. I get so happy with Kirby.

Victory:

Dedede: Sorry pal, but your 'musckles' are nothin' compared to miayne! Heh heh heh!

Joel: OoOoOoOo yYyeEeEeesSs. I'm getting strONkerrr...

Victory:

Snake: Why do I have the feeling I should check on Raiden?

Joel: Why's chat spamming HE THICC? I mean... he is, but like, is this some sort of joke I don't know?

Shovel Knight: You fiend, you remind me of the Explodatorium!

Joel: giveitem magic mushroom giveitem brimstone giveitem monstros lung giveitem soy milk

Victory:

Quote: [Obtained the Skullshroom. It looks menacing and you'd rather not eat it.]

Dr. Robotnik:

Joel: Where do I have the WECKY EFFEKTS?

Victory:

Dr. Robotnik: I appreciate your compliments of my GLOURIOUS psyche, but flattery will get you nowhere!

Joel: Dude if you can destroy the fuckin moon, why can't you destroy some dumbass hedgehog. Like just build a fuckin nuke or somethin.

Puzzle Prodigies: [Papyrus] HELLO HUMAN, WOULD YOU LIKE A PIZZA? I'VE BEEN IMPROVING MY COOKING CONSIDERABLY!

Joel: Y'know, I'm beginning to think chat wanted me to play this game for a VERY good reason, huh?

Victory:

Puzzle Prodigies: [Papyrus] I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS SKELETOR FELLOW IS, BUT HE CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE A LOVELY FELLOW, AND GOOD AT CAPTURING HUMANS TOO! NYEHEHEHEHEH!!

Joel: Hey now. I... can't do this again. Thank you for still believing in me, man. I'm sorry.

Jack & Elmo: [Elmo] Come on Joel, eat the sandwich! It'll be funny! Do it for Elmo!

Joel: Ok so uh, today on... Episode 37 of Minecraft.. uh... we're gonna be building a little swamp.

Victory:

Jack & Elmo: Jack: Nice job, Elmo! Elmo: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

Joel: WHERE'S MY FUCKING VODKA? JOEL?? ARE YOU DOWNLOADING BOOBS AGAIN JOEL?

Doctors Green and Purple: [Piccolo] What? Instead of running away you're coming straight to me?

Joel: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Victory:

Doctors Green and Purple: [Beerus] You were already dead the moment you set foot within my sight, earthling.

Joel: I may be into fuckin MANime, but I start gettin fuckin done when people start gettin fuckin..... Super Saiyan 103 or whatever the fuck. Like... back in my day Super Saiyan 4 was the highest you could go and now? Jesus christ...

Jack Bros.:

Joel: You'd think after playing so many Doom mods I'd be sick of demons and shit by now... Well that's where you're wrong.

Victory:

Jack Bros.: [Jack Frost] Hee-hey Joel, can you play DmC2 please? I hear that game has a LOT of de-hee-mons in it and Dante's a good prot-ho-ganist!

Joel: '''Y E S ! I am gonna fuckin overdose '''on fun here!

Optimus HOBaRT: * A D D I N G  R A W  O N I O N *

Joel: Ok, but I actually do take a bit of pride in my real life cooking, although I can just cook like.. meat and deep-fried stuff. And pasta.

Victory:

Optimus HOBaRT: [laugh track]

Joel: Ok but how do you fuck up popcorn? There's a fucking button on the microwave right there. American microwaves maybe, Australian ones, I dunno.

Rhythm Masters:

Joel: IS THAT JAR JAR BINKS??

Nico Nico: PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTION, NOW

Joel:

Victory:

Nico Nico: Thank you      I like game end  movie      Have  a nice trip

Joel: Bless Japan.... Bless Japan... I feel like my fuckin face exploded.

Donkey Kong: [Kazooie] What's this guy's problem? He needs to get off his butt and get outside more.

Joel: IT'S REAL!!!!! NO JAPES!!!!

Victory:

Joel: BILL GATES??? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, BANJO AND KAZOOIE ARE BACK!!

The Jazz Cats ft. Catman John: [sphelonious donk] ｔｉｍｅ ｆｏｒ ｃｈｅｅｓｅ

Joel: PUT HIM OUT PUT HIM OUT

Victory:

The Jazz Cats: [Shades DuPris] No way you're gonna continue after this man. Death metal is a trash genre anyway, no talent required.

Joel: A whole week of garbage. Wonderful.