Opening Sequence (super remastered not gay version) - Link: The Faces of Evil

"Opening Sequence (super remastered not gay version) - Link: The Faces of Evil" is a high quality rip of the super remastered not gay version of "Opening Sequence" from Link: The Faces of Evil.

Jokes
This rip mimics the many crude videos made by young YouTube Poop fans in the 2000s. The video is only available in 240p to add to the 2000s YouTube aesthetic.

The video opens with with Luigi saying "you" from  synced up to "Crank That", which leads into a crude sentence-mixed edit of "dat boi!!!!" by ZimoNitrome with various popular King Harkinian quotes. The edit is accompanied by an image of King Harkinian, but crudely edited in MSPaint to have Dat Boi's head, sunglasses, a Dodgers cap, and a bling necklace.

Lyrics
YOU! (4x) Here come dat BOI, o shit waddup

(4x) Watch him sailin, watch him go

(2x) He be dinner down the street He be dinner to the beat

(2x) Watch him sail Shit wadd 's for dinner

Trivia

 * This mix name was previously used in "Main Theme (super remastered not gay version) - Metal Gear Solid" and "Gourmet Race (super remastered not gay version) - Kirby Super Star", and a variant was used in "We Are Number One (epic funny meme edition super remastered not gay) - LazyTown: The Video Game".