Loves the Ladies (Episode 7) - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis

"Take my advice and never make a joke again."

- Santa Claus

"Loves the Ladies [Episode 7] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis" is a lore video and the true seventh episode of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis.

Plot summary
Angry Joe reports the failure of his operation against Santa Claus to The Voice Inside Your Head, including the fact that Santa Claus managed to escape with Smol Nozomi and Meta Knight. However, Joe redeems himself by giving The Voice a vial of Christmas Spirit that he managed to recover. The Voice is pleased with the precious vial, giving Joe a "present" before dismissing him.

The Voice then calls in President Haltmann, who reports a resounding success in his efforts to take over the world and eliminate anime. As a "reward", The Voice calls Haltmann's daughter Susie to sing the president's theme. However, "Susie" is actually a poorly-disguised Haruka Amami, who sings a fantastic interpretation of "The Noble Haltmann" (contrasting with that of Susie's). Haltmann storms out, infuriated at the Voice trying to pass Haruka as Haltmann's daughter.

Meanwhile, Nozomi, Meta Knight and Santa Claus return to Grandiose City from the North Pole. Santa Claus reveals that The Voice is a hybrid between Figment and human, a being so powerful that he could only be defeated using a weapon enhanced by Christmas Spirit. Before the trio can attack the Voice, however, they must scout his barracks.

Once near the barracks, the trio is ambushed by Angry Joe, who unveils his "present" from the Voice: Mecha-Dick. Mecha-Dick is easily outclassed by the Smolitzer, but after sustaining the loss of an arm, the bot breaks apart to reveal an even smaller robot: Mecha-Dick MK-II. The MK-II bot outmaneuvers the Smolitzer with superior speed, pummeling it and its three occupants. Soon, it is clear that the Smolitzer is outclassed, and Joe demands that Santa surrender.

Santa refuses, and pours a full vial of Christmas Spirit into the Smolitzer, empowering it well beyond even the MK-II's abilities. The Smolitzer tears Mecha-Dick in half, and Angry Joe barely escapes. Our trio of heroes catch their breath, and lament the loss of a precious vial. They head back to the barracks...

Note: To bridge the long gap between this episode and the previous episode, the Joke-Explainer 7000 gives the audience a recap of the Crisis's first six episodes at the beginning of the video.

The Barracks
TO BE CONTINUED

Trivia
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 * The line "worth the weight" is most likely an intentional misspelling of "worth the wait" in reference to Valve Time, a tongue-in-cheek reference to the extremely long development time used by Valve Inc. The phrase "worth the wait" comes from a Team Fortress 2 commentary node narrated by Gabe Newell. The usage of "weight" also points to Newell's physique.
 * The description is a reference to Tito Dick and The Nutshack. Myx TV was the host of the show for two seasons, and "loves the ladies" is a lyric from the opening theme.
 * The description's catchphrase is associated with Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series. It is most likely a nod to the long gap between this and the previous episode.
 * The final seconds of the rip have this text:
 * This translates to "Happy birthday Chaze!" in hexadecimal.