Safe Space - Kramer Hentai Adventure

"Safe Space - Kramer Hentai Adventure" is a high quality rip of "Safe Space" from Kramer Hentai Adventure.

Jokes
The rip is an original composition featuring audio from the Seinfeld episode "The Fusille Jerry". At the end of the rip, the sound of a TV being turned off plays.



Transcript
A portion of the script from "The Fusille Jerry" was included on the rip's Bandcamp page: Kramer: [signs it] Okay. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Thanks.

[opens up the envelope] Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm

not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

Clerk: What's your name again?

Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.

Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You *are* the Assman.

Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.

Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.

[Failing to clear up the mistake, Kramer drives off with the new plates

attached]

---

George: So, did you get your new plates?

Kramer: Oh...yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody

got mine and I got their *vanity* plates.

George: What do they say?

Kramer: Assman.

Jerry: Assman?

Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!

---

[In the parking lot just outside, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only"

space]

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. [points to plate] Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

[Kramer is driving Estelle home]

Kramer: I just can't get over how fantastic you look.

Estelle: Oh, really?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. This takes twenty years off.

Estelle: And it was all done by laser. I don't even need bandages.

[As a car passes Kramer, someone yells out, "Yo, Assman! Look at the

Assman!" Kramer waves].

Estelle: Did he say "Assman"?

Kramer: Oh, yeah.

Estelle: Oh my goodness.

[Another car passes: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"]

Kramer: You got that straight!

Trivia

 * The Bandcamp release of the track is an instrumental without the Seinfeld audio.
 * The composer credit, "Yowell Deudeur", is a play on yodooder's name. It is also used for the rips "Kramer Festive Theme - Kramer Christmas Hentai Adventure", "The True Demon's Souls Ends Here - Kramer's Hentai Adventure", and "Tutorial - The Movies".
 * The video background features the logo of "Laugh Factory". This is a reference to a racist rant by Michael Richards (the actor for Cosmo Kramer) at The Laugh Factory in 2006.