Prologue - Disney's Beauty and the Beast Magical Ballroom

"Prologue - Disney&#39;s Beauty and the Beast Magical Ballroom" is a high quality rip of "Prologue" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast Magical Ballroom.

Jokes
This rip is a 2000s-style "spadinner" audio YouTube Poop, specifically based on SpongeBob Edited videos, of the prologue from the 1991 film Beauty and the Beast, using various popular sources and memes of that era such as the Nintendo CD-i trilogy (Hotel Mario, The Faces of Evil, and The Wand of Gamelon), the "Mama Luigi" episode of the Super Mario World cartoon, PINGAS from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Tourette's Guy videos.

In addition, at 0:09, piano notes that play "Patched Plains" are hidden in the music.

Transcript
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young KING lived in a shining KOOPA HOTEL.

Although he had everything his DICK desired, the KING was spoiled, selfish, and GAY.

But then, one winter's night, an old PHILIPPINE woman came to the HOTEL and offered him SPAGHETTI in return for shelter from the bitter cold.

Repulsed by her PINGAS, the KING sneered at the DINNER, and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by PENISES, for PORN is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's PINGAS melted away to reveal a beautiful PRINCESS.

The prince tried to WHACK OFF, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no CUM in his DICK AND BALLS, and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous WEEGEE, and placed a powerful spell on the HOTEL and all who lived there.

Ashamed of his monstrous BALLS, the WEEGEE concealed himself inside his HOTEL, with a magic COMPUTER as his only window to the ISLAND OF KORIDAI.

The SPAGHETTI she had offered was truly an enchanted DINNER, which would BE A GREAT TYPIST until his twenty-first year. If he could learn to DIE, and earn BOMBS in return by the time the last MEATBALL fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a WEEGEE for all time.

As the HOURS passed, he felL FOR HOURS, and lost all hope.

For who could ever learn to love a WEEEEEE [audio spikes and the Weegee face fills the screen] GEEE--