Circus (Cranky Mix) - Five Nights at Freddy’s

"Circus (Cranky Mix) - Five Nights at Freddy’s" is a high quality rip of the Cranky Mix of "Circus" from Five Nights at Freddy's.

Jokes
The "Circus" intro is interrupted by the "Hold it!" sound effect from Ace Attorney. Then, the cranky voice of an old-sounding man complains about how SiIvaGunner's new memes, mostly "Haunted House", have replaced "Meet the Flintstones", "Snow halation", and Loud Nigra.

As the rip progresses, the old man begins to show signs of mental illness by shouting at people who are not there, groaning, and promising he will stay in "this bunker" until he dies. The old man fades away as he mumbles the lyrics to "Meet the Flintstones". Out of the silence, a new, younger voice tells the listener: "Your death will come soon as well... beware the man who speaks in memes."

At 0:09, Mr. Resetti's theme from Animal Crossing plays. At 1:01, an unknown track plays.

The dialogue can be read in an accessible set of closed captions.

Transcript
[The "Circus" intro is interrupted by the "Hold it!" sound effect from Ace Attorney.]

Old man: Hold It! Hold on just a darn-

-second there.

["Mr. Resetti" starts playing.]

These goddamned video game rips from SiIvaGunner these days. What's this bullshit? I remember back when I was a young whippersnapper 6 months ago. That there were, fucking... FLINTSTONES! and SNOW HALATION! And even some loud nigras! But now whadda we got? Just a bunch of BULLSHIT! What's this stupid new meme where it goes [to the tune of "Haunted House"] BADERP BADERP BADERP BADERP BADURP BADURP BADURP BADURP BADURP B- I don't need this shit! I don't need that shit!

[groans]

You can't tell me what to do.

[groans]

Lucy, Lucy, I'm home!

[Ominous music starts playing.]

You're not getting me out of the bunker Georgie, you're not getting me out of the bunker! I'm staying down here for the rest of my life, I know that I'm dyin' down here.

[long moan]

[weakly] Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone age famil...

Ominous stranger: Your death will come soon as well.

Beware the man who speaks in memes.

Trivia

 * The Bandcamp link for "Circus (Trail Mix)" redirects here, while the actual album release of "Trail Mix" has a "2" appended to its URL. "Trail Mix" is also a very similar rip.
 * The last line of the rip most likely references the line "Beware of the man who speaks in hands." from Undertale.