Still Alive - Portal (Flustered Fernando)

"Still Alive - Portal" is a high quality rip of "Still Alive" from Portal. It was uploaded to Flustered Fernando to celebrate the election of Donald Trump to the position of President of the United States.

Joke
The rip has a Vocaloid singing over the instrumental of "Still Alive". It is mainly a parody of "Still Alive" about various subjects from the perspective of the character/channel Flustered Fernando, and makes references to JustinRPG, pupa, and the character SiIvaGunner being asleep while Fernando lives on. At two points, the singer switches entirely to other songs: "Freedom's Call" by USA Freedom Kids from 0:31 to 1:40, "irony" from 2:14 to 2:34.

The rip featured closed captions, and lyrics are also given on both album releases of the track.

Lyrics
This was a triumph I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

The United States We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

Enemies of freedom Face the music, come on boys, take 'em down! President Donald Trump knows how to make America great Deal from strength or get crushed every time

Over here Over there Freedom and liberty everywhere Oh say can you see It's not so easy But we have to stand up tall and answer freedom's call

USA USA We're the land of the free and the home of the brave, USA! The stars and stripes are flying Let's celebrate our freedom Inspire proudly freedom to the world American pride It's attitude, it's who we are, stand up tall We're the red, white and blue Fiercely free, that's who! Our colors don't run, no sir-e

Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to eat you Maybe Reshiram THAT WAS A JOKE Haha FAT CHANCE Anyway, my brother's great He's so delicious and moist

sonna yasashiku shinai de donna kao sureba ii no? tsumikasaneta kotoba de mienai yo kimi no yokogao

I'm ripping music and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you're sleeping I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive

Still alive Still alive.

Trivia

 * The album credit likely refers to Stella Heart OSTs, a fake SiIvaGunner fan channel that was actually a step in the Reboot ARGs. This is possibly meant to draw a parallel between Stella Heart OSTs and Flustered Fernando, as Flustered Fernando originates from a Tumblr account used during the same ARG.