Staff Roll - Club Penguin

"Staff Roll - Club Penguin" is a high quality rip of "Staff Roll" from Club Penguin.

Jokes
There is no track in Club Penguin called "Staff Roll".

The rip is a reenactment of a story told on a Twitter thread using stock art of anthropomorphic penguins. It is voiced, unlike the original thread.

The music that plays in the background is "Charlie's Here", a song that played in Club Penguin's Pizza Parlor.

At 0:05, the hair style of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic appears on the penguin for a frame. This was apparently a joke by Myaggic. At 0:08, the "sofisticated" penguin's image is colored sepia. At 0:17, the image of the penguin with the "dark secret" rotates and zooms in. At 0:25, the volume of "TAP HERE TO ADD TEXT" is boosted, and the image is put on an oscillating color filter, rotates, and zooms in.

Transcript
Listen here folks.

Okay my man I'm listening.

Yeah me too.

Yeah me too also.

There once was a sofisticated [sic] dude.

He worked an honest job.

Took care of the house.

He studied hard.

Graduated from Harvard.

But he had a dark secret.

Hol up man I hate to stop you but

Here come dat TAP HERE TO ADD TEXT

Trivia

 * The composer of the rip is listed as "Chobobo" as a reference to Twonko and Myaggic's "Chobobo".