DJ Professor K's Scratchin' Reel - Jet Set Radio Evolution

"DJ Professor K's Scratchin' Reel - Jet Set Radio Evolution" is a high quality rip of "DJ Professor K's Scratchin' Reel" from Jet Set Radio Evolution.

Jokes
This is a voice reel for all of the DJ Professor K and DJ Doctor K voice lines used in "JET SET RADIO - 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO" and other videos. Most lines had been played before a track on the livestream, replicated here to provide context.

Trivia

 * During the original broadcast, the previous track referred to in the intro to "Fly Like a Butterfly (Vocal Mix)" was "Game Over (US Version)". Combining the intros to both songs and content of "Game Over (US Version)", it would seem that Professor K has successfully trolled the audience.
 * The broadcast version of "Feel the Heat"'s intro is shorter than the Scratchin' Reel version, omitting the final line.
 * In the broadcast version of the intro to "Humming the Bassline (Alpha Mix)", the "longest 'Jet Set Radio' Ever" is accompanied by the music from the "Can't Live Without" bumper.
 * While it was never confirmed in the broadcast itself, the track that DJ Professor K didn't want Beat to play during the intro to "Theme of After the Fight" is revealed in DJ Professor K Presents: 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO to be "Sneakman (Extended Version)", as the track is credited to "Beat ft. DJ Professor K".
 * According to eg_9371, the final intro was originally meant to introduce "Blading These Streets - Jet Set Radio Evolution".
 * All but one of the intros featuring DJ Doctor K accompanies her presence with a drum solo.