Health Update (Beta Mix) - Captain Novolin

"Health Update (Beta Mix) - Captain Novolin" is a high quality rip of the Beta mix of "Health Update" from Captain Novolin.

Jokes
The music changes into a minor key. The same voice as the Health Update - Captain Novolin rip says the following:

For breakfast, you may have:
 * Glass of orange juice.
 * Pancakes with... syrup
 * French toast
 * Waffles
 * Hash browns
 * Deep-fried Oreos
 * Half a birthday cake
 * Dozen of god damn Krispy Kreme donuts
 * Pint of ice cream
 * Bucket of chicken
 * Two-liter Coke
 * An apple pie
 * Bag of potato chips
 * An entire pizza
 * Bunch of bananas
 * Bloomin' onion
 * Bowl of Skittles with... Mountain Dew poured in, like... milk and cereal...
 * The other half of the birthday cake
 * Loaf of bread

For an afternoon snack, you could have:
 * Whatever you want. I ain't your dad!

This rip comes with accessible closed captions.