User:Catzador/Sandbox

"Catzador/Sandbox" is a high quality rip of "Stage 5" from Intelligent Qube.

Joke(s)
This rip has 2 characters, "Dr. Ronaldson Steak" and "Mr. Smith Containerwidth" on a debate show on FOX News debating whether cubes have 5 or 6 sides. A third character "Jeff" is the host and moderates the debate.

Transcript
[Fanfare plays]

Jeff: Welcome back to the Cube Debate. Thank you for joining us tonight, tonight we have two important proponents of the cube debate joining us. On my left here is Dr. Ronaldson Steak, [Steak: Hello.] professor of architecture at Worcestershire Polytechnic Institute, hello Dr. Steak.

Steak: Hello.

Jeff: On my right we have Mr. Smith Containerwidth, the CFO at Sprite.

Smith: Hello.

Jeff: Good evening Mr Containerwidth. Uh- we would like to keep it brief tonight so if Dr. Steak you could please open with your beginning remarks, thank you very much. You have 30 seconds.

Steak: Uh well it's a pleasure be here Jeff but uh, my name is Dr. Ronaldson Steak. I am a professor in Cubeology, I've been studying it for 10, even 20 years, I have seen my children grow up in the time that Cubeology has developed as a field, and I have seen us even discover the notion of cubes, and I can- I can tell you without a doubt that a cube has 6 sides.

Jeff: Thank you very much Dr. Steak, that was exactly 30 seconds, very good job. Uh- now Mr. Smith Containerwidth could you have your opening statement please. You have 30 seconds.

Smith: Uh... cubes have 5 sides! That's all there is to it. Steak: Fuck you they don't have 5 sides, if they have 5 sides I would like to see them. Smith: Uh, I- I- I- Steak: Show me the 5 sided cube. Smith:I didn't interupt you- Jeff: I'm- I'm sorry I'm- Gentlemen, gentlemen- Steak: Show me the 5 sided cube.

Jeff: Gentlemen, gentlemen please! Dr. Steak I would like to remind you that this is a family friendly program. We at FOX News like to keep it friendly for all members of the family. So if you could please not curse, that would be great.

Steak: Fuck you.

Jeff: Please, Mr. Steak, calm yourself.

Steak: Eat my dick.

[Audience cheering and applause]

Jeff: Audience, audience please. Now, [Audience stops] aud- Thank you audience. Mr. Containerwidth if you could please continue with your opening statement.

Smith: Yes I was- I was going to mention how if you look at a cube from any side, if you place it on a table and you count all the sides on it including the top, you will get to 5! Every single time without a fail!

Steak: No, a cube has 6 sides, if you think that a cube has 5 sides I would like to see it because- Smith: I just- Steak: -I would like to research it,- Smith: I just- Steak: -a cube has 6 sides! Jeff: Ge-ge- Smith: If you- Jeff: Ge-gentlemen! Please! Steak: I've observed so many cubes, the all have- Jeff: Gentlemen! You will have your time, you will have your time to answer. But first, a question from our audience.

Jeff: Now, Jerry from... Baton Rouge, Illinois, sent in this question. Uhh- It's a very simple 3 worded question, just says "What about dice?". Dr. Steak, your answer.