Soldier of Dance (Winter 2019 Update) - Team Fortress 2

"Soldier of Dance (Winter 2019 Update) - Team Fortress 2" is a high quality rip of the winter 2019 update version of "Soldier of Dance" from Team Fortress 2.

Joke
This rip does not contain the advertised track at all. Instead, this is a remastered version of "[音MAD Sandvich (Moskau remix) ]" by Witchy Stella, with added voicelines and more fidelity to the original "Moskau".

Lyrics
Hah! I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. *Laughter*  Who touched my gun!?

Sandvich, it is good day to be, good day to giant man, it is good day. Sandvich, Sandvich make me st-e strong! Let us fight little man vs. tiny baby man. Come knock me off it, with bare hands! I will kill you with bare hands! Little men steal our cart, with bare hands! Baby team, tiny team, little men! Steal our cart!

Sandvich, Sandvich, why waste bullet on teeny man? I have new way to kill, hohohohohoh, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, now I am king of team! Let us wrestle, little man, hahahahahah, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, fear me, itsy bitsy team! Now is coward killing time, hohohohohoh, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, yatatatatatadoo, yatatatatatadoo, hahahahahah!

Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...

Sandvich, I have now captured point! Come, knock me off of it! Come, take it back! *Russian singing* Sandvich, ah, guns are for babies! Dodododoh, odododoh. Come sing with me! Come knock me off it, with bare hands! I will kill you with bare hands! Little men steal our cart, with bare hands! Baby team, tiny team, little men! Steal our cart!

Sandvich, Sandvich, why waste bullet on teeny man? I have new way to kill, hohohohohoh, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, now I am king of team! Let us wrestle, little man, hahahahahah, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, fear me, itsy bitsy team! Now is coward killing time, hohohohohoh, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, yatatatatatadoo, yatatatatatadoo, hahahahahah!

[Heavy laughing and making noises] Run! Run! I'm coming for you! Sandvich! Sandvich!

Medic! Medic! Charge now doctor, charge me! (Ja! Ok-oktoberfe-e-est!) hohohohohoh, hah! Medic! Medic! I am bulletproo-oo-oof! Look at me, look at me! Hahahahahah!

Get behind me Doctor! (Ja!) It is good time to run, cowards!

Come knock me off it, with bare hands! I will kill you with bare hands! Little men steal our cart, with bare hands! Baby team, tiny team, little men! Steal our cart!

Sandvich, Sandvich, why waste bullet on teeny man? I have new way to kill, hohohohohoh, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, now I am king of team! Let us wrestle, little man, hahahahahah, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, fear me, itsy bitsy team! Now is coward killing time, hohohohohoh, hah! Sandvich, Sandvich, yatatatatatadoo, yatatatatatadoo, hahahahahah! Yes!