Sometime after the Semi-finals...
["Red Mist" begins playing]
*Phoenix and MissingNo. are drinking strawberry smoothies and looking at the river outside the Gaylord and the Studio.*
Phoenix Wright: Why does people always want to sit out here and look at the river like this? It's really cold outside.
Phoenix Wright: Like, I don't mind the cold, but... um...
*MissingNo. has barely touched its smoothie.*
Phoenix Wright: (...This thing isn't much of a talker, huh? I was hoping that getting smoothies at the place the Professor showed me would help open it up. But I still don't even know if it eats...)
Phoenix Wright: (...Maybe I should change the subject. Here goes nothing...)
Phoenix Wright: ...So, who do you think is going to win the tournament?
Phoenix Wright: ...um, what?
MissingNo.: Trying to win. It was futile.
Phoenix Wright: (Uh oh. Bad subject!)
MissingNo.: As soon as I thought it was possible... I lost everything...
*Phoenix nervously takes a sip of his smoothie.*
Phoenix Wright: ...Mfph! Gha!
*Phoenix's stops slurping just in time to discover that his cup is filled with hyper-realistic blood.*
MissingNo.: I'M A FAILURE
Phoenix Wright: Huh? Oh come on, that's not true!
MissingNo.: NOTHING I TRY WORKS
Phoenix Wright: Huh? If you're so sure, then where's your evidence?
MissingNo.: Have you seen the mayhem I've caused? That's why I wasn't voted into the finals... Nobody likes me...
[The Hold it! graphic and accompanying voice clip from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is played]
Phoenix Wright: Hold it! That's a lie! You had- You still have a massive amount of people rooting and supporting you!
MissingNo.: Then how did I lose?
Phoenix Wright: You didn't win the losers' finals, but look at how well you did to get there! You even hold the record for the largest landslide in the tournament!
MissingNo.: Oh... right... HOBaRT... I inconvenienced everyone by breaking him...
*Demolished scrap metal parts start floating up and appearing in the river in front of them.*
Phoenix Wright: (Shoot! I shouldn't have brought that up either...)
MissingNo.: HOBaRT... After what I did to him I... he must hate me, I know it.
Phoenix Wright: (This was not a good idea...)
MissingNo.: Why are they even bothering giving me a prize... I don't deserve it...
Phoenix Wright: Huh? They're not giving you a prize.
[The music cuts out and the screen cuts to black with MissingNo.'s bloody text saying "OBJECTION!" accompanied by a modified soundbite of Manfred von Karma's "Objection" from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney]
Phoenix Wright: Wha- hey! That's my line!
MissingNo.: ...Sorry... I didn't mean to say that... Oh noooooooooooo...
[The Take that! graphic and voice-line are played and the song "Cross Examination ~ Allegro 2001" from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney starts playing]
Phoenix Wright: Take that! Saying objection to "They're not giving you a prize" is a contradiction!
MissingNo.: No, that's wrong. Both of us are getting a prize.
Phoenix Wright: Huh?
MissingNo.: Uhhhh... Notwoodman is giving the top four contestants a $5 Ben & Jerry's gift card.
Phoenix Wright: ...A gift card? (Something seems wrong here...)
[The Hold it! graphic and voice-line are played again]
Phoenix Wright: Hold it! How can that be true? If we are all getting ice cream gift cards, then Notwoodman has given you a prize that you don't enjoy!
Phoenix Wright: I have a hunch that you don't enjoy sweets. You haven't taken one sip of that smoothie! And Notwoodman has claimed to know his contestants like a book. Therefore, you would not enjoy a $5 Ben & Jerry's gift card! How do you explain that?
MissingNo.: ...Are you always this thorough in making people feel horrible about themselves? Oh right... you're a lawyer...
Phoenix Wright: (...I can't find a contradiction in that...)
MissingNo.: Yeah, I uh... kinda time traveled pretty far into the future to see who won the tournament...
Phoenix Wright: WH- WHAAAAAT?!
MissingNo.: Yeah... I don't usually time travel into the future because it... uh... has the potential to break the universe. It would be better if I didn't tell you who's gonna win. But I noticed that they did something for the final four contestants...
Phoenix Wright: ...What did they do? Will we get to run the channel for a day too?
MissingNo.: Uh, no, not exactly... I really shouldn't say... I've messed up enough as it is... just please don't tell anyone that I said anything about each of us getting runners up prizes, ok? This isn't supposed to be known until after the tournament...
Phoenix Wright: You have my word. (...hm, I am curious about the prize we're getting- But it seems dangerous to press further...)
MissingNo.: It's definitely dangerous. I wouldn't.
Phoenix Wright: ...! Huh?!! How did you - !?! (Did it just read my thoughts?!?!)
MissingNo.: Oh... sorry... yeah, it's kind of easy to read your thoughts for some reason...