A Maximum Quality Announcement

"A Maximum Quality Announcement" is the announcement video for the album MAXIMUM QUALITY ACHIEVED.

Summary[]

This video is a spoof of the comedian Tony Zaret's videos, imitating his deliberately out-of-touch "viral video" formats. It uses footage from MAGFest 2020, set to various segments of the MAXIMUM QUALITY ACHIEVED rave DJ mixset.

Transcript[]

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[The MAGFest footage initially plays unaltered. At 0:06, "High Quality Vine Compilation 😳" banners appear on both sides of the screen as the "Drowning (Beta Mix)" segment plays. At 0:13, the video changes format, with the caption "MY 5 RIPPERS WHEN I RELEASE THE MAGFEST ALBUM" appearing as the music changes to the "Giant Dubsteps" segment. At 0:20, the video changes format again with the caption "achieving maximum quality" appearing, as the "skrill." segment plays. At 0:27, the video changes format yet again, with the caption "MAXIMUM QUALITY ACHIEVED OUT RIGHT NOW", as "Toy Mine Galaxy (Cryptrik's "DIAMONDSTYLE" Flip)" plays.

At 0:34, the caption "MY 5 RIPPERS WHEN I RELEASE THE MAGFEST ALBUM 😂" appears. Also appearing are a "@GIIVASUNNER" watermark and a "SURPRISE REVEAL" timer counting down from 12. The footage pauses on the SiIvaGunner cutout used at the rave. "Mantra Style" plays in the background.]

SiIvaGunner: Hello, this is SiIvaGunner. I am about to release my MAGFEST ALBUM. Are you ready to hear my new album? I am about to release it. Here goes!

[The footage resumes as the "We Are Number One but with outdated memes over it" segment plays. As the timer runs out, Big Chungus appears onscreen. We hear a record scratch.]

SiIvaGunner: Oh my go[bleep]d! Big Chungus, you are NOT A RIPPER! Uh, you can dance anyway!

[Big Chungus vibrates as the "Mantra Style" segment plays. Gifs of Bernie Sanders also appear.]

[123zc appears, with sunglasses crudely pasted on him.]

123zc: Hi, everyone! My name is John SiIvaGunner, the CEO of SiIvaGunner. What you just watched was an album announcement. What you may not know is that it is a parody of a Tony Zaret video. What you may also not know is that the album [the album cover and title appear] is now available for download on your computer. Thank you for watching! If you liked it, please leave a comment letting me now which part you liked the most. Thank you! See you next time!

[A "@GIIVASUNNER" icon appears onscreen. 123zc walks off, but the sunglasses remain in place for a lengthy amount of time before disappearing.]

Description[]

MAXIMUM QUALITY ACHIEVED is out now!

https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/album/maximum-quality-achieved
(As always, please do not pay for the album. If the album is not listed as free, please use one of the following mirrors.)
Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1PVWXOXXjIMf7F6pWdzkQGbTFp7ZzpMxW?usp=sharing

MEGA
FLAC: https://mega.nz/#!tbwTVYYI!pJES2ytJXGmoRk5YvGT6EmP_yeZGcuNpzM4I2Y6YMFM
MP3: https://mega.nz/#!QbglGAwR!xqhcfMbsbGXZJG5IPFWUNtg8ePeadyn_MwHdQsFydjs