"Advent of Hell [Episode 6] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis" is a high quality lore video and the sixth episode of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis.
Summary[]
At the North Pole, Smol Nozomi and Meta Knight arrive at Santa Claus' workshop as The Voice's assault is in full effect. The two dismount the Smolitzer and stealthily enter the facility, making their way through the guards and reaching a room containing a captured Santa Claus. Upon freeing him, Santa states that they need to demolish the workshop and initiates a self-destruction countdown sequence.
Santa initially plans to escape using his sleigh, but after it gets stolen by an unknown individual, they escape using the Smolitzer, using its abilities combined with Meta Knight's sword and Santa's coal cannon to defeat the enemy troops along the way. Outside the base, the heroes are ambushed by a giant arachnid robot piloted by Nathaniel Welchert, a formerly "pure, gold-hearted kid" now working under The Voice. The heroes dispatch the robot and manage to escape the compound as it gets destroyed by a huge explosion.
As the heroes settle down after the escape, Santa explains that he chose to destroy the workshop in order to prevent The Voice from obtaining Christmas Spirit, a powerful substance created from jolly appreciation of Christmas which can be used to grant extraordinary strength and abilities. The Voice took over the SiIvaGunner channel and uploaded Christmas-themed rips in order to produce this substance, but found it difficult due to his "black-hearted" nature, whereas Santa, being pure of heart, is able to produce Christmas Spirit at incredible rates, and The Voice wished to capture him to understand this. Santa reveals that he keeps three vials of the substance with him in cases of emergency, and reminisces about a story regarding a certain child who once had a pure heart but "went on a rampage" one day, which Santa wishes he could have prevented.
The episode ends with a hint towards January 3, 2017, as the release date of the next episode. Despite this, "Loves the Ladies" would only be released three months later due to complications regarding development. "Large Gains", a fake episode, was released on this date instead.
Track list[]
| Time | Track | Source | Usage / Note |
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| 0:00 - 0:56 | "vlEP - The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Original Soundtrack" | dante | In the opening. |
| 0:58 - 2:11 | "Wave of The Beanbot - The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Original Soundtrack" | beat_shobon | As Nozomi and Meta Knight enter the compound. |
| 2:13 - 3:03 | "Koi no Yokushiryoku (Acoustic Guitar Duo)" (a.k.a. "Love Deterrence") | Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker DLC | In Santa's house. |
| 3:13 - 6:55 | "You Say Run - My Hero Academia: Battle for All" | dante | As soon as Santa pushes the panic button. |
| 6:05 - 6:30 | "Snow halation" (added to the previous track) | Love Live! | After the defeat of Nathaniel's robot. |
| 6:30 - 6:45 | "Pink Ball Activate!" (added to the previous track) | Kirby Planet Robobot | During launchoff of the Smolitizer. |
| 7:22 - 8:55 | "To Zanarkand - Final Fantasy X" | MtH | During Santa's explanation of Christmas Spirit. |
| 9:03 - 10:01 | A hummed rendition of "Baka Mitai" | Yakuza 5 | As Santa cries over his story. |
| 10:01 - 10:12 | "Roundabout" | Yes | Ending. |
Transcript[]
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[The video begins with a fade from black onto Santa Claus' workshop at night, scrolling up. Spherics and Stringbots can be seen overtaking the facility, and the Smolitzer is seen at the edge of a cliff, overseeing the location. A title card appears on-screen reading "The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis / Episode 6 / Advent of Hell".] Meta Knight: There it is: Santa's Workshop. [Meta Knight and Smol Nozomi are shown next to each other. Meta Knight: I suggest we go for a stealth approach. Sneak in, rescue Santa, and get out of there. Nozomi gave Meta Knight a look of disapproval. Meta Knight: Yes, yes, I know. But we cannot save everyone here. Meta Knight and Nozomi reached the outskirts of the workshop and descended into the snow. Meta Knight: Alright. We'll have to dismount the Smolitzer; give it enough time to recharge its fuel. Let's sneak in through the backdoor on foot... [The scene cuts to the inside of the facility, with large storage crates scattered all over.] Meta Knight: Stay low and keep out of their laser sights. If they pick us up, we're through. Thankfully, Nozomi and Meta Knight were smol enough to sneak through. As they huddled against a wall, they overheard two guards talking... Guard 1: Shit, I need a break from this. Guard 2: It's alright, my man. The moment the elves are done and all the Christmas Spirit has been mined, we can get the hell outta here. Guard 2: All this time I thought he was fake... Guard 1: Well, he's real as real can be, and you're in charge of escorting him to the VTOL. Guard 2: B-but... I forgot the code to the lock! Guard 1: It's 93016. Meta Knight: He's being held captive! We need to bust him out! Nozomi nodded. Once the guards left they were clear to move. Meta Knight: Curse you, high reach! You have foiled me again. Nozomi hopped on top of Meta Knight and inputted the code, releasing the lock. Meta Knight: ... [The scene shows the inside of the room, with a large cannon on the wall and Santa Claus with a bag over his head and his hands tied behind his back.] Meta Knight: Santa! Are you alright?! Santa: Oh, thank goodness! Are you here to save me? Meta Knight and Nozomi started to undo the ropes and free Santa from the bag. Meta Knight: Yes... but there's no time to waste. The sooner we get out of here, the better. Santa: No. There's one thing we have to do before we leave.. [The scene slightly darkens.] Santa: ...We need to blow this place to smithereens. Meta Knight: WHAT?! Santa: Yes... it's my life's work. My home. There's too little time to explain at the moment, but it needs to go. Meta Knight: ... Santa: We can escape using my sleigh. [The scene shows an opened hatch on the wall revealing a red button with an exclamation mark, and text above it reading "WARNING / Press only in case of Christmas emergency".] Santa: I knew this day would come... [The exclamation mark in the button glows green.] Intercom: EMERGENCY CHRISTMAS CLEAN-UP ACTIVATED. T-MINUS 5 MINUTES. Santa: The sleigh takeoff hangar should be a few hundred meters from here. [The scene shows Santa holding the cannon, with an angered expression and a red glow around him.] Santa: Santa Claus is getting the hell out of this town. [The scene cuts back to the facility, now with the sky noticeably brighter. Several Patrol-Bots appear next to the three heroes.] Meta Knight: Damnit! [The scene shows Santa firing the cannon, destroying one of the Patrol-Bots with a flaming piece of coal.] Santa: This way! We can't let them capture us! [The scene shows a view of the sky, with a sleigh taking off.] ???: So long, suckers! Santa: Drat! That was our only way out!! Intercom: T-MINUS 4 MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP. Meta Knight: No, there's still a way! We need to get to the Smolitzer! [The scene shows Nozomi posing with a large green glow around her.] Meta Knight: How did you— Nozomi and Meta Knight hopped into the Smolitzer, with Santa Claus grabbing onto the back. Suddenly, a firing squad moved in, and Stringbots followed suit! Meta Knight: Not on my watch! [The scene shows Meta Knight swinging his sword, sending out a tornado.] Santa: Keep advancing! We need to get out of here! Troops: Do not let them escape! Shoot to kill! Intercom: T-MINUS THREE MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP. [The scene cuts to the outside of the base, with the sun rising.] Santa: It was too soon for you guys. [A giant arachnid robot suddenly appears above the heroes, with its cockpit emitting green light.] ???: By the order of the Voice, you must be terminated! Santa: ...Nathaniel Welchert?! I thought you were dead!! Nathaniel: My mom disowned me... now I have nothing left! Nothing but the Voice, the power, and the cool robot I'm piloting! Intercom: T-MINUS TWO MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP. Nathaniel slammed one of the robot legs onto the Smolitzer! Nozomi struggled to lift it up... Nathaniel: The power of Christmas Spirit is amazing, isn't it, Santa? Santa: I thought you were a pure, good-hearted boy... ...you should know such power is not to be abused! But Nathaniel just kept slamming his robot legs into the Smolitzer. Meta Knight: Santa... aim for the joints! Santa took aim with his coal cannon and fired! After a couple of well-placed shots, one of the robot's legs was disabled. Intercom: T-MINUS SIXTY SECONDS TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP. Nathaniel: Damn it Santa, I'll crush you! The Smolitzer was hit a few times, but Santa was able to shoot another leg out of Nathaniel's spider robot. Intercom: T-MINUS THIRTY SECONDS TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP. Meta Knight: Let's get the hell out of here! [The scene shows the Smolizer taking off at the edge of a cliff.] Intercom: T-MINUS FIFTEEN SECONDS TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP. She charged up the Smolitzer thrusters... Intercom: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. Meta Knight: NOZOMI! TAKE OFF NOW!! Intercom: 5. 4. 3. The Smolitzer bent its knees, and... Intercom: 2. 1... Behind them, Nathaniel was lying in his spider mecha, struggling to breathe. Nathaniel: Heh... KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! Meta Knight: So... why did you blow your own base up? Santa sighed. Santa: Sit down, my boy, it's a long story... [The scene fades to black, then shows a picture of a Christmas-themed location covered in snow with crowds of people.] Santa: Every holiday season, the world gets together to celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, et cetera. [The scene shows a lone tray of glowing green liquid labeled "CHRISTMAS SPIRIT", zooming in.] Santa: It's called... Christmas Spirit. [The scene fades into an image of Santa Claus riding his sleigh above a city.] Santa: How else do you think I can get presents to over a billion children all over the earth? My sleigh runs on liquid Christmas Spirit. Meta Knight: ...Wait... is THAT why the Voice attacked you? Santa: Yes, my son. [The scene shows The Voice standing in SiIvaGunner's room, as seen in "Prologue".] Santa: The Voice is out to mine all the Christmas Spirit in the North Pole... He wants to use it to power his forces. [The scene fades into a screenshot of the SiIvaGunner channel's uploads at the time, scrolling down.] Santa: You are no doubt familiar with SilvaGunner, right? The entire reason the Voice resurrected him was so he could manufacture his own Christmas Spirit through the power of high quality Christmas rips! Meta Knight: Of course... Santa: The Voice wanted to know why it was easy for a old man like myself to generate Christmas Spirit while it was so hard for him. [The scene shows stock artwork of Santa and a reindeer, then shows the view of Santa's workshop from the beginning of the episode.] Santa: Beings who are pure-of-heart and happy can produce Christmas Spirit at a much higher rate. I mean, that's just how Christmas works. [The scene shows the "Christmas emergency" button.] Santa: That's why I blew up the North Pole: so the Voice could never get his hands on my Christmas Spirit or its secrets. [A scene from A Charlie Brown Christmas is shown, with several children singing around a Christmas tree.] Santa: There is one more thing you need to know about Christmas Spirit: While I can theoretically generate infinite Christmas Spirit, I can only do so if the people around me are jolly and pure-hearted. [The scene shows Santa holding three vials of Christmas Spirit, with a small photo to the left.] Santa: That's why I always keep a backup supply for when things go awry... [The scene begins zooming into the photo.] Santa: You know... there was one child I used to know. Santa shed a single tear. Santa: ...I could have stopped that bloodshed he caused. I could have saved him. [The scene shows the heroes on top of the Smolitzer, with Santa looking sad, Nozomi tearing up, and Meta Knight standing with a bored expression.] Meta Knight: ...Are you serious? [An arrow graphic from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure appears on-screen with text reading "To Be Continued", followed by text reading "JAN 3".] |
History[]
This video was originally uploaded on December 31, 2016, during the beginning of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis. On an unknown date, it was blocked worldwide by Sony Music Entertainment due to the use of "名付扇子0型5☆極★服" from Kill la Kill during the opening. A new upload of the video was released on May 2, 2023, with the offending track replaced with an original composition, and the original upload was unlisted and renamed to "(old) Advent of Hell [Episode 6] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis".
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Trivia[]
- The combination to the lock, 93016, is a reference to when "the nutshack theme but the first nutshack is replaced with me ending the channel" was uploaded, September 30, 2016 (9/30/16), which signaled the Season 1 Finale.
- The background of Santa's workshop was later used as the channel banner during Christmas 2017.
- Welchert would later return in "Spider Dance (Genocide Version) - Undertale" and other rips, now speaking from Hell.
- In the original upload of the video, Nathaniel says "...I wonder... if there are spidergirls in Hell...". In the reupload, this was changed to "...I wonder... if there are spidergirls and elf twinks in Hell...".
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