[The video begins with a fade from black onto Santa Claus' workshop at night, scrolling up. Spherics and Stringbots can be seen overtaking the facility, and the Smolitzer is seen at the edge of a cliff, overseeing the location. A title card appears on-screen reading "The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis / Episode 6 / Advent of Hell".]
North Pole, 03:00...
Nozomi and Meta Knight were close to the shore.
Meta Knight: There it is: Santa's Workshop.
It looks like we're too late...
[Meta Knight and Smol Nozomi are shown next to each other.
Santa's Workshop was being assaulted by Stringbots and Spherics! There were elves defending the frontline, but they were clearly losing the battle.
Meta Knight: I suggest we go for a stealth approach. Sneak in, rescue Santa, and get out of there.
Nozomi gave Meta Knight a look of disapproval.
Meta Knight: Yes, yes, I know. But we cannot save everyone here.
I was not expecting an army this big... what does the Voice want with him?
Meta Knight and Nozomi reached the outskirts of the workshop and descended into the snow.
Meta Knight: Alright. We'll have to dismount the Smolitzer; give it enough time to recharge its fuel. Let's sneak in through the backdoor on foot...
[The scene cuts to the inside of the facility, with large storage crates scattered all over.]
There were Stringbots surrounding the complex, scanning the perimeters.
Nozomi and Meta Knight kept to the shadows, hiding behind any crate they could.
Meta Knight: Stay low and keep out of their laser sights. If they pick us up, we're through.
Thankfully, Nozomi and Meta Knight were smol enough to sneak through. As they huddled against a wall, they overheard two guards talking...
Guard 1: Shit, I need a break from this.
Guard 2: It's alright, my man. The moment the elves are done and all the Christmas Spirit has been mined, we can get the hell outta here.
Guard 1: Don't forget about friccin' Santa.
Guard 2: All this time I thought he was fake...
Guard 1: Well, he's real as real can be, and you're in charge of escorting him to the VTOL.
Guard 2: W-what?! I thought Nathaniel was!
Guard 1: Joe changed the roles around. Now you have to take him.
Guard 2: B-but... I forgot the code to the lock!
Guard 1: It's 93016.
Meta Knight: He's being held captive! We need to bust him out!
Nozomi nodded. Once the guards left they were clear to move.
[The scene shows a Christmas-themed door with a lock on its handle.]
They made their way carefully throughout the facility, trying to steer clear of Stringbots. Soon enough, they came to a rather festive looking door with a gingerbread lock on it.
Meta Knight and Nozomi were too short to reach the lock.
Meta Knight: Curse you, high reach! You have foiled me again.
Nozomi hopped on top of Meta Knight and inputted the code, releasing the lock.
Meta Knight: ...
[The scene shows the inside of the room, with a large cannon on the wall and Santa Claus with a bag over his head and his hands tied behind his back.]
Nozomi and Meta Knight slowly opened the door to find Santa Claus, the big man himself, tied to a pipe with a bag over his head. Next to him was a rather large looking cannon.
Meta Knight: Santa! Are you alright?!
Santa: Oh, thank goodness! Are you here to save me?
Meta Knight and Nozomi started to undo the ropes and free Santa from the bag.
[The scene shows another view of the room, with Santa now freed.]
Meta Knight: Yes... but there's no time to waste. The sooner we get out of here, the better.
Santa: No. There's one thing we have to do before we leave..
[The scene slightly darkens.]
Santa: ...We need to blow this place to smithereens.
Meta Knight: WHAT?!
Santa: Yes... it's my life's work. My home. There's too little time to explain at the moment, but it needs to go.
Meta Knight: ...
...If you insist. But we need to make sure we, as well as our robot, can get out of here before then.
Santa: We can escape using my sleigh.
[The scene shows an opened hatch on the wall revealing a red button with an exclamation mark, and text above it reading "WARNING / Press only in case of Christmas emergency".]
Santa got up and opened a secret panel on the wall. On it was a big red button.
Santa hesitated for a moment.
Santa: I knew this day would come...
[The exclamation mark in the button glows green.]
Santa Claus punched the button, and sirens started to blare!
Intercom: EMERGENCY CHRISTMAS CLEAN-UP ACTIVATED. T-MINUS 5 MINUTES.
Santa: The sleigh takeoff hangar should be a few hundred meters from here.
I certainly do hope that the Voice's troops have not been mistreating the reindeer...
[The scene shows Santa holding the cannon, with an angered expression and a red glow around him.]
Santa Claus picked up the giant cannon.
Santa: Santa Claus is getting the hell out of this town.
[The scene cuts back to the facility, now with the sky noticeably brighter. Several Patrol-Bots appear next to the three heroes.]
Santa, Meta Knight and Nozomi quickly scrambled outside, and were noticed by Patrol-Bots!
Meta Knight: Damnit!
[The scene shows Santa firing the cannon, destroying one of the Patrol-Bots with a flaming piece of coal.]
Santa Claus aimed his cannon and fired! A huge, flaming ball of coal demolished the Patrol-Bots.
Nozomi and Meta Knight could not help but marvel at the sheer firepower.
Santa: This way! We can't let them capture us!
[The scene shows a view of the sky, with a sleigh taking off.]
A jingling was heard in the sky. The gang looked up to see Santa Claus' sleigh flying away!
???: So long, suckers!
Santa: Drat! That was our only way out!!
Intercom: T-MINUS 4 MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.
Meta Knight: No, there's still a way! We need to get to the Smolitzer!
[The scene shows Nozomi posing with a large green glow around her.]
Suddenly, Nozomi pointed her hand to the sky and let out a cry.
BOOM! The Smolitzer smashed into the ground in front of them.
Meta Knight: How did you—
Nozomi and Meta Knight hopped into the Smolitzer, with Santa Claus grabbing onto the back. Suddenly, a firing squad moved in, and Stringbots followed suit!
Meta Knight: Not on my watch!
[The scene shows Meta Knight swinging his sword, sending out a tornado.]
With a swish of his sword, he sent a tornado flying towards the Stringbots. They smashed into the walls of the base.
Nozomi punched her way through the walls, as Meta Knight and Santa fended off the troops in a flurry of coal and sword slashes.
Santa: Keep advancing! We need to get out of here!
Troops: Do not let them escape! Shoot to kill!
Intercom: T-MINUS THREE MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.
[The scene cuts to the outside of the base, with the sun rising.]
Soon enough, the Smolitzer reached the outside of the base... ...and found a large pile of dead elves.
Santa: It was too soon for you guys.
[A giant arachnid robot suddenly appears above the heroes, with its cockpit emitting green light.]
Suddenly, a large spider robot with piledriver-like legs descended in front of them! It was glowing green... A large force field suddenly materialized around it and the Smolitzer!
???: By the order of the Voice, you must be terminated!
Santa: ...Nathaniel Welchert?! I thought you were dead!!
You've been a very naughty boy! Working for the Voice... how could you?!
Nathaniel: My mom disowned me... now I have nothing left! Nothing but the Voice, the power, and the cool robot I'm piloting!
Intercom: T-MINUS TWO MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.
Nathaniel slammed one of the robot legs onto the Smolitzer! Nozomi struggled to lift it up...
Nathaniel: The power of Christmas Spirit is amazing, isn't it, Santa?
Santa: I thought you were a pure, good-hearted boy... ...you should know such power is not to be abused!
But Nathaniel just kept slamming his robot legs into the Smolitzer.
Meta Knight: Santa... aim for the joints!
Santa took aim with his coal cannon and fired! After a couple of well-placed shots, one of the robot's legs was disabled.
Intercom: T-MINUS SIXTY SECONDS TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.
Nathaniel: Damn it Santa, I'll crush you!
The Smolitzer was hit a few times, but Santa was able to shoot another leg out of Nathaniel's spider robot.
[The scene shows the Smolitzer punching into the robot.]
Nozomi mustered up all of her strength, ran up right to the cockpit of Nathaniel's robot, and punched it!
In a burst of electricity, Nathaniel's robot slumped to the ground. The force field was deactivated... Nathaniel was done.
Intercom: T-MINUS THIRTY SECONDS TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.
Meta Knight: Let's get the hell out of here!
[The scene shows the Smolizer taking off at the edge of a cliff.]
Nozomi nodded. Meta Knight and Santa Claus held on as tightly as they could while the Smolitzer ran as far away from the Workshop as possible.
Intercom: T-MINUS FIFTEEN SECONDS TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.
She charged up the Smolitzer thrusters...
Intercom: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6.
Meta Knight: NOZOMI! TAKE OFF NOW!!
Intercom: 5. 4. 3.
The Smolitzer bent its knees, and...
BWOOOSH! In a flash of green energy, the Smolitzer was airborne!!
Intercom: 2. 1...
Behind them, Nathaniel was lying in his spider mecha, struggling to breathe.
Nathaniel: Heh...
...I wonder... if there are spidergirls and elf twinks in Hell...
KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
A huge explosion engulfed Santa's Workshop, decimating the complex and everyone in it. The force propelled the Smolitzer skyward!
[The scene fades to black, then shows the heroes standing alone below a dark sky.]
As the Smolitzer stabilized itself, Santa recollected his thoughts. Meta Knight did not hesitate to pop the question.
Meta Knight: So... why did you blow your own base up?
Santa sighed.
Santa: Sit down, my boy, it's a long story...
[The scene fades to black, then shows a picture of a Christmas-themed location covered in snow with crowds of people.]
Santa: Every holiday season, the world gets together to celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, et cetera.
But... do you know what that merry old feeling you get during the holidays is?
[The scene shows a lone tray of glowing green liquid labeled "CHRISTMAS SPIRIT", zooming in.]
Santa: It's called... Christmas Spirit.
The best way to generate Christmas Spirit is to do what you usually do during Christmas: snowball fights, Christmas caroling, decorations, spending time with your family, giving presents!
Christmas Spirit is what causes people to feel jolly and merry... ...and in some cases, it can make people do extraordinary things!
[The scene fades into an image of Santa Claus riding his sleigh above a city.]
Santa: How else do you think I can get presents to over a billion children all over the earth? My sleigh runs on liquid Christmas Spirit.
I am an embodiment of Christmas Spirit... I know what every kid wants.
But, you see, Christmas Spirit can also be used for evil...
Meta Knight: ...Wait... is THAT why the Voice attacked you?
Santa: Yes, my son.
[The scene shows The Voice standing in SiIvaGunner's room, as seen in "Prologue".]
Santa: The Voice is out to mine all the Christmas Spirit in the North Pole... He wants to use it to power his forces.
In the wrong hands, Christmas Spirit can be used to augment humans, Figments, or robots, and turn them into far more dangerous weapons!
[The scene fades into a screenshot of the SiIvaGunner channel's uploads at the time, scrolling down.]
Santa: You are no doubt familiar with SilvaGunner, right? The entire reason the Voice resurrected him was so he could manufacture his own Christmas Spirit through the power of high quality Christmas rips!
"Snow halation" in particular... a very powerful Christmas song.
Meta Knight: Of course...
Santa: The Voice wanted to know why it was easy for a old man like myself to generate Christmas Spirit while it was so hard for him.
But that is something the Voice will never understand.
[The scene shows stock artwork of Santa and a reindeer, then shows the view of Santa's workshop from the beginning of the episode.]
Santa: Beings who are pure-of-heart and happy can produce Christmas Spirit at a much higher rate. I mean, that's just how Christmas works.
The Voice is black-hearted, and he does not realize this. So instead of turning over a new leaf, he wants to mine Spirit from the North Pole and interrogate me!
[The scene shows the "Christmas emergency" button.]
Santa: That's why I blew up the North Pole: so the Voice could never get his hands on my Christmas Spirit or its secrets.
[A scene from A Charlie Brown Christmas is shown, with several children singing around a Christmas tree.]
Santa: There is one more thing you need to know about Christmas Spirit: While I can theoretically generate infinite Christmas Spirit, I can only do so if the people around me are jolly and pure-hearted.
[The scene shows Santa holding three vials of Christmas Spirit, with a small photo to the left.]
Santa pulled out three vials of glowing green liquid.
Santa: That's why I always keep a backup supply for when things go awry...
...
[The scene begins zooming into the photo.]
Santa noticed the photo next to the vials and let out a heavy sigh.
Santa: You know... there was one child I used to know.
He seemed like the jolliest gentleman around, with his 80's music and his car-interior monologues...
...But then one day... he went on a rampage...
I know I'm not supposed to interfere with human affairs...but... ...I could have been there for him...
Santa shed a single tear.
Santa: ...I could have stopped that bloodshed he caused. I could have saved him.
I can't let something like that happen again!
[The scene shows the heroes on top of the Smolitzer, with Santa looking sad, Nozomi tearing up, and Meta Knight standing with a bored expression.]
Nozomi started to cry at Santa's sad story, but Meta Knight just looked skeptical.
Meta Knight: ...Are you serious?
[An arrow graphic from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure appears on-screen with text reading "To Be Continued", followed by text reading "JAN 3".]
