Ajit Pai is the current Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission, or FCC, infamous for his stance against net neutrality. He was a competitor in the King for a Day Tournament, where he was snapped out of existence by Thanos. He has been reincarnated as Metal Ajit Pai in the King for Another Day Tournament. He was selected by the SiIvaGunner Backroom.
Ajit_Pai King for a Day Tournament
Pai was the first competitor revealed for the tournament on July 17, 2018. His rips would include rips featuring "Harlem Shake", rips featuring fidget spinners, and rips featuring slow internet.
Pai lost to Thanos in Match 6 of Round 1. However, due to Thanos having the Infinity Gauntlet, Ajit Pai was snapped out of existence. He was the only competitor in the tournament to canonically die.
VS
- "Hey man, don't blame the N.M.E.'s slow service on me!"
- "You were all about the Pentiums 20 years ago, but I rule cyberspace now!"
- "Once I shut your network down, all you'll be able to do is open Virtual DJ!"
- "By the time we are finished, the only game you'll be playing is Minecraft!"
- "Not even the Men in Black can stop my efforts for a new better internet!"
- "When I'm done with you, you won't even be able to stream at 144p!"
- "I brought down the World Wide Web. Mr. Worldwide won't stand a chance."
- "Ever tried drinking out of a Reese's mug?"
- "If you thought the ping was bad now, just you wait!"
- "Not sure if the FCC has any protocol against alien invasions."
- "Disney owns you, and I can take that away in a snap!"
- "It's not my fault your game is online-focused."
- "Screw the Solid Snakeover, it's time for the Harlem Shakeover!"
- "I'll turn you into a magnificent new fidget spinner!"
- "You've got a lot of money, but can you afford our premium speeds?"
Victory
- "You're King DDD, but I'm King FCC, bitch."
- "Try waxing your modem, maybe it'll go faster."
- "That's enough, spin doctor."
- "You don't need the speed, you barely stream anyway!"
- "Don't download, go out and buy the record."
- "Hey, how's it feel to still be on dial-up?"
- "I may not be able to stop the party, but I can sure as hell stop the internet."
- "Try getting your games on Steam now, you drunken buffoon!"
- "Have fun trying to drop off the battle bus now."
- "Yeah, I'll just leave the government to deal with you guys."
- "I'm the real neutrality around here."
- "Don't enter a ranked battle if you're going to lag behind the competition."
- "No amount of stealth can escape the mighty hand of the FCC!"
- "Once every gamer starts paying premium, they'll want you back even less!"
- "Time for a new Wario Land game: Harlem Shake It!"
King for Another Day Tournament
- After his crushing defeat in the last tournament, Ajit Pai, now a sentient pile of dust, comes back with a vengeance… and a giant mech sponsored by Reese’s® peanut butter. Armed with a massive Nerf gun and fidget spinner, he is equipped to rule the Internet with an iron fist… and, of course, finally make his dreams of a Harlem Shakeover a reality.
- —Metal Ajit Pai's description on the MOJO!!
Due to Ajit Pai being killed by Thanos in the first tournament, he was reincarnated as an anime-style mech known as Metal Ajit Pai. This time, his source list has been expanded to include rips featuring any Ajit Pai-related memes and rips related to mecha-related media such as the Gundam franchise, Neon Genesis Evengaleon, Tengen Toppa Gurren Legann and the Transformers franchise.
In Round 1, Metal Ajit Pai faced Nico Nico and lost. Then in the Loser's Bracket, he faced Adam Levine and won. In Round 2 of the Loser's Bracket, he faced Wario Partners LLP and was eliminated.
Quotes
Lines in bold were used in the tournaments.
VS
Against | Metal Ajit Pai's quote |
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"Look at how ant-sized you are, I could crush you faster than I crushed Net Neutrality." | |
"I wonder what internet laws you have over there at Inkopolis..." | |
"I've already made the net a lot slower, maybe I can follow Europe's footsteps and remove fair use too!" | |
"Escuchen: Métanse conmigo y les mostraré el verdadero terror, con los terroristas." | |
"I don't even feel the need to tamper your online service, you already did the work for me." | |
"I made a protocol for the FCC just in case of an alien invasion. Capture them, and have them work for us." | |
"Mess with me and I can truly make your life a bullet hell!" | |
"H-hey big guy! Or should I say small guy! I'm back and better than ever to restore internet freedom! Prepare to be blown into Reese's Pieces!" | |
"Might you two unsavory gentlemen be interested in a deal to help take down unofficial microgames from the internet?" | |
"Perhaps you'd be interested in an exclusive package from N.M.E. for only $60 a month?" | |
"D-D-DO THE SOLID SNAKE! Get it? Because you're... Come on, work with me here!" | |
"If you surrender now, I might be generous enough to let you stream on Spotify." | |
"It's incredible how you even get connection down in that cave. Mind if I change that?" | |
"Oh hey, still using a Payphone?" | |
"You can look at all the hot babes you want online for only $20 a month!" | |
"Local restaurants in these times are doomed to die. Join me, and I can make the Krusty Krab a franchise to be feared!" | |
"Merely taking over YouTube's algorithms is a fool's errand." | |
"It's laughable to think that all your machines are destroyed by a hedgehog." | |
"Bonjour, you two! And...you. Hey, what do you say us metal heads do France a favor and restore their internet freedom?" | |
"As a conflicted mech, I was on the fence about having a different name, but when you put it in all caps... You've persuaded me." | |
"I just finished making you a personalized package! Now your fans need to subscribe for just $8 a week!" | |
"Hey doc, interested in investing into a medical package? You can hand out your daily doses for a much bigger and better price!" | |
"If you're looking for a heart to steal, you won't find one here. Had to get rid of it once I got the upgrade." | |
"Looks like it's time to expand my online influence to Australia!" | |
"Don't worry little guy! If it's a pound you want, I can drive you straight into the ground!" | |
"Slow speeds, low quality, and limited uploads until you get a Premium account? ...I think we could get along." | |
"Monkeying around isn't gonna stop me from winning, I thought we learned that last time..." | |
"Is this thing my doing? Was the internet a little...too slow?" | |
"I may allow cute photos of animals on the internet...but I feel a little cruel today." | |
"Now that I'm the FCC's president, it's time to finish what the last one couldn't and shut you down... permanently!" | |
"The courts couldn't even stop my legislation, so how do you think you two can stop me?" |
Victory
Against | Metal Ajit Pai's quote |
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"Nothing but splinters now." | |
"Good luck streaming your news station, girls." | |
"You're gonna need a stand-in lawyer from all the musicians I just called about your "parodies"." | |
"Nunca metieron cabra, saramambiches." | |
"I have to admit, I was impressed at your internet speeds when that Joker person was released for Smash Super Bros." | |
"My plans to restore internet freedom can now spread through the entire galaxy!" | |
"Maybe you can pour me some of your drink into my cup here." | |
"I'd be more than happy to kill you here, but luckily Disney slipped a few "donations" my way." | |
"No deal? That's a shame, but oh well; I can still take you guys off the web!" | |
"You're telling me you want a connection from LIGHTYEARS away? What am I gonna do with all your money?!" | |
"Hey, don't feel bad! At least you still get to play on your pachinko machine!" | |
"Don't be so down in the dumps, you still have a chance on SoundCloud! Just purchase our media package!" | |
"I think we both know who the better robot is here, buddy." | |
"You'll still be able to post pictures of animals online, such as yourself." | |
"Hopefully your data will last long enough to scroll through at least one girl on Tinder. If not, sucks to be you." | |
"I'll make sure Viacom takes no pity on your soul." | |
"It would appear that her empire was only a plastic one." | |
"It's for the best if you just stay making those poops on YouTube...as if you have any access now, sucker." | |
"Your loss. My FCC minions are better than your little yellow blobs, anyway." | |
"If you like, you can act as a royal guard for the FCC! We hate to inform you that we have no pasta, however. Only Reese's." | |
"Oh, man! I totally forgot to charge you guys for your edutainment package...this is embarassing." | |
"Let's split it, 50/50. I'm on top, you're on bottom. It's only fair! It'll be worth it, I assure you!" | |
"Did I just step on something?...Sounded like a bug..." | |
"If I got my hands on this baby, I could make all the Reese's Pieces I could ever want..." | |
"If you include "Harlem Shake" in your little rhythm game... MAYBE... I'll charge you 1% off to listen to music online." | |
"Don't worry, once the repeal of Net Neutrality reaches Japan, you'll still be able to drive memes straight into the ground." | |
"Thank you for switching your "banana phone" to Verizon. I don't think you'll be able to pay your bills with bananas, though." | |
"I can't believe I terminated my own creation...but it is my duty to restore internet freedom." | |
"It really is a shame that without your music on the internet, you will fade into obscurity. I know what it feels like to fade away..." | |
"Ahhh, this tournament would feel so empty without me!" | |
"You guys never learn your lesson, do you? I always get what I want." |
Trivia
- Metal Ajit Pai's Head has a handle at the back making his head resemble a giant mug referencing his infamous Reese's puffs mug.
Quotes
- His victory quote against Pitbull and the Aliens references the Bad Bunny song "Tu No Metes Cabra".
- His vs. quote against Nintendo Power references Nintendo Switch's online service.
- His victory quote against Nintendo Power references the release of Joker from the game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
- His vs. quote against Solid Snake is a play on his name and the meme "Harlem Shake".
- His victory quote against Solid Snake references the Metal Gear Solid 3 Pachislot
- His vs. quote against Adam Levine is a reference to the song "Payphone".
- His victory quote against Adam as well as his vs. quote against The Jazz Cats are a reference to the video "PSA from Chairman of the FCC Ajit Pai".
- His vs. quote against Nico Nico, as stated in his quote, are references to the downside features on the website Niconico.
- His victory quote against The Jazz Cats references his first loss in the first King for a Day tournament against Thanos.
- His quotes against Eminem is a reference to the song "Without Me".
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