Twonko: I don't know what the gun does, do you?
Gadget: I don't know.
Twonko: Ehehe, I don't know. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how you doin', Inspector Gadget?
Gadget: I'm having a lot of fun.
Twonko: So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget?
Gadget: I'm better than you are, so I should do the review.
Twonko: Ahaha, ok! Alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review.
Gadget: You can shut up now. I'm always on duty. Hmm, do you have that game "Frontnite?" Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computerbook. Let's play Frontnite.
Twonko: Uumm, well, I have... Fortnite? Ehh, that-I think that's prolly what you're talking about. Uh, let's try that.
Gadget: Hmmm... Oh yes, this is it! Frontnite!
Twonko: No no no, Inspector Gadget, it's called "Fortnite."
Gadget: Oh, Fartnite. I cannot wait to play Fartnite. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is- in Fartnite? I love building bricks with Fartnite. Building bricks with Fartnite is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing a game. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days. It's because they like to build brown bricks with Fartnite. I also like to build brown bricks with Fartnite. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Fartnite?
Twonko: Well, you need to be the last human alive. It's a battle royale.
Gadget: Oh good! I love being king.
Twonko: Nah, that just means 100 people drop in, collect resources, and have gunfights.
Gadget: What kind of guns can you have?
Twonko: Well, there's a lot of things, really. There's assault rifles, pistols, shotguns, snipers, and some people even use a crossbow.
Gadget: My deduction skills as a detective tell me they have, quite possibly, never won a match.
Twonko: Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about having fun.
Gadget: But, he is just copying a dumb base layout, designed by someone else. Seems more like "monkey see, monkey do," than using strategic energy, if you ask me.
Twonko: Oh, you think you can rank higher, huh?
Gadget: I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me perform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's, code while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up Brain's duty, all at the same time. He's a gamer, and I hate gamers more than I hate M.A.D. Agents. What asshole.
Twonko: He might not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but, I think that the kid played Fortnite in, an interesting, and, complex, yet beautiful way, showcasing th-
(Nostalgic Critic intro, featuring Inspector Gadget plays)
(Gadget kills Twonko)
