"Bumper Reel - Jet Set Radio Evolution" is a high quality rip of "Bumper Reel" from Jet Set Radio Evolution. It is also a collection of bumpers that appear in the JET SET RADIO - 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO livestream.
Jokes[]
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| 0:00 | Freddie Freaker | Freddie Freaker | "Hey, it's the party freak, Freddie Freaker, and you're listening to Jet Set Radio!" | |
| 0:09 | FitMC | FitMC | “I don’t know what the Ender Crystal does, do you? What’s goin’ on everyone, it’s FitMC. You’re listening to the highest quality ripping stream on YouTube. Groovy. And you know I hate rushers more than I hate M.A.D. agents.” | References Minecraft with Gadget. |
| 0:26 | Yummy | None | ||
| 0:35 | Ugandan Knuckles | Ugandan Knuckles |  “Hello, my bruddas. It’s me, Ugandan Knuckles of the Cool Meme Team. And you have found da wae to SiIvaGunner’s Jet Set Radio takeover. [clicks tongue]”
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Ooh Nah Nah - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day plays in the background. |
| 0:50 | Scratchin' DJ Bumper #1 | None | "You’re listening to Jet Set Radio, Tokyo-to’s #1 Underground… [record scratch]" | |
| 1:00 | sans | Sans |  [Sans’ text sounds]
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In the original broadcast, DJ Professor K preceded this bumper with the intro""[...] And now, a word from... Sans." |
| 1:11 | Scratchin' DJ Bumper #2 | None | [R&B-style mashup playing] "Jet Set Radio!" |
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| 1:22 | Broadway | None | "Jet set is the Jet Set is the Jet Set is the only way to go! Jet Set Radio!" |
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| 1:36 | Country | None | [Country-style mashup playing] "Jet Set Radio!" |
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| 1:47 | Spike | Spike |  "Dude. Welcome to Jet Set Radio. Enjoy the broadcast, man."
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| 1:54 | Pac-Man | Pac-Man | “Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.” “Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is, Motherfuckers!? You’re listening to Jet Set Radio, the best station to listen to while getting high. Wanna freebase?” |
Based on the Here Comes Pacman meme. |
| 2:10 | DnB | None | [Drum and Bass music playing] “JS-JS-JS-JSR.” “Stay tuned for the dance music.” |
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| 2:18 | Grace and Glory | None | [Mashup of "Grace and Glory" and "Gonna Make You Sweat"] "You're listening to Jet Set Radio." |
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| 2:31 | Nickelodeon | None | “J-J-J-J-J-J-Jet J-J-J-J-J-Jet-Set Jet Set Radiooooooo!” |
Set to the tune of the Nickelodeon jingle. |
| 2:39 | Rock it On | None | ["Rock It On" remix] “Aw yeah, you’re listening to Jet Set Radio.” |
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| 2:52 | The Slopster | The Slopster | [Radio static] “Yo yo, clear the way. It’s the Slopster, and you’re listening to Jet Set Radio.” |
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| 3:02 | Robotic | None | [Funky music playing] "J.S.R. — I know — JET SET RADIOOOO!” —RECEIVING TRANSMISSION— |
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| 3:11 | Everybody Jump Around | None | “You’re listening to Jet Set Radio!" ["Everybody Jump Around" remix] "Y’all ready to get funky?" "Say Yeah! (yeah!)" Jump around Jump around now! "You’re listening to Jet Set Radio." |
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| 3:24 | Let Mom Sleep | None | “Let’s look at the funk.” [Remix of “Let Mom Sleep”] |
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| 3:37 | Rosen and King | Michael Rosen, King Harkinian | [A remix of "Michael Rosen Rap" by Paul Austin Kelly playing] "You’re listening to Jet Set Radio. Isn’t that right, King?" "Yes, Michael. This station’s what all true warriors strive for." |
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| 3:48 | Sega Tape | Tompkins, Strong Bad | “Aw, c’mon, I only stole one SEGA tape.” “That’s just it, Tompkins. You could have stolen UPWARDS of one SEGA tape.” “Jet Set Radio!” |
Modified dialogue from issue #8 of Teen Girl Squad. |
| 3:59 | Boss | None | [Robotic] "DJ PROFESSOR K." "JET SET RADIOOOOO!" [guitar riff] |
The synthesized voice is the same as the boss title narrator for No More Heroes. |
| 4:08 | Big Chungus | Big Chungus |  “Nyeeh, what’s up, doc? You’re listenin’ to Jet Set Radio. These beats’ll hold ‘em, all wight. Ehehehehehehehe…”
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Ooh Nah Nah - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day plays in the background. |
| 4:18 | Meowth | Meowth |  “Meowth, that’s right! You’re listening to Jet Set Radio, brought to you by Studio Gunner!”
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Double Trouble (Team Rocket's REALLY Rockin' Remix) - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day plays in the background. |
| 4:26 | Markiplier | Markiplier | “Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and you’re listening to Five Nights at Jet Set Radio.” | References the youtuber Markiplier's association with the Five Nights at Freddy's series. |
| 4:31 | Will Smith | Will Smith (ft. DJ Professor K) |  "[lazy laughter] Ah, that beat was hot. That beat was hot. Ah what’s good, Tokyo-to? It’s Chill with Will time here on JSR, aha, woo! Man, now that I’ve got the power of King for Another Day, I’m thinkin… Fortnite remixes, yeah, haha! Fortnite! and, oh- Marques Brownlee. Oh, and— cherry on top— Shark Tale, woo! Shark Tale, baby, haha! Ooh, that’s high quality right there, no— hot quality right there, that’s hot quality right there."
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Referencing multiple parts of Will Smith’s filmography, including his cameo in the 2018 Youtube Rewind. "Chill with Will" is a reference to videogamedunkey's video "Youtube Gave All of My Subscribers to Will Smith". |
| 5:17 | Cr1tikal | Crit1kal | “What’s up everybody, It’s Crit1kal. I’m listening to Jet Set Radio on YouTube. Let’s do this shit.” | |
| 5:23 | Thanos | Thanos |  “This is Jet Set Radio, the most balanced radio station in the universe. You simply would not believe your ears.”
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Thanos's obsession with perfect balance, as all things should be. |
| 5:32 | Wario Bros LLP | Wario Partners, LLP |  “You’re listening to Jet Set Radio!”
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| 6:08 | Thunder Force | None | [Thunder Force music playing] [Robotic] "You're listening to Jet Set Radio." |
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| 6:16 | Plankton | Plankton (ft. Mr. Krabs) |  [maniacal laughter] "You may be on Jet Set Radio, but you’ll be making your way to the Chum Bucket once you get a load of our new-"
[sound of Mr. Krabs entering and picking Plankton up] |
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| 6:34 | Sonic is Talkin' Balls | None | [Remix of the YTPMV "Sonic is Talkin' Balls" by thapoint09] | |
| 6:48 | Johnny Bravo | Johnny Bravo |  "1-2-3 Hyah!Heey, all you pretty ladies out there! This is Johnny Bravo speakin’-HAH HOOH HAH! [poses rapidly] An’ you’re listening to Jet Set Radio— the only place to meet a handsome guy like me! Oooh, mama!" |
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| 7:05 | Baldi | Baldi | "Oh, hi! Welcome to Jet Set Radio!" | |
| 7:13 | Can't Live Without | None | [Mashup of “Short Circuit” and “I Can’t Live Without My Radio”] “Jet Set Radio!” |
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| 7:31 | Cosplayerz | None | [Remix of "Parlez-vous Freezepop? (Intersect Remix)"] | Theme song of Mega64's Cosplayerz web series. |
| 7:48 | All I Want | Crazy Taxi Narrator | “Hey, hey! Come on down, grab a seat, and blast some beats, ‘cuz it’s time for some Jet Set Radio!” | Mimicking the Crazy Taxi attract mode. |
| 7:55 | HOBaRT | HOBaRT |  [WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]“[distorted]Hey! I’m HOBaRT, and you’re listening to Jet Set Radio!” |
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| 8:02 | Mr. Rental | Mr. Rental | “AAAH! I’m Mr. Rental, and mashups are banned from Jet Set Radio!” | |
| 8:08 | Celebrity | Kendrick Lamar, JAY-Z, David Guetta, Kanye West, Rihanna, Lil Jon, Nicki Minaj | "One two, one two." “Yo, what’s the word, it’s Kendrick Lamar.” “What up, what up, it’s ya boy JAY-Z!” "This is David Guetta." “What’s up y'all, this is Kanye.” “Hey, this is Rihanna.” [echoes] “What’s happenin!? It’s ya boy Lil Jon!” “I’m Nicki Minaj, and here’s—” “JET SET RADIOOOOO!” |
Standard bumper phrases from a real-world hip-hop or R&B station. |
| 8:27 | WDPK | None | “JSRF 22.2. The sound of tomorrow, the music of today, bringing to you exclusively DJ Professor K’s funky fresh beats.” | Parodies Daft Punk's "Wdpk 83.7 FM".| |
| 8:39 | Peter Griffin | Peter Griffin | “You know what really grinds my gears? Music these days. Just where are those good ol’ fashioned beats? Luckily, there’s Jet Set Radio, where you’ll be able to turn into more funky Moments! Nyehehehehe.... Naganuma.” | References a joke between Hideki Naganuma’s Twitter account and the Twitter account “Family Guy Funny Moments”. |
| 8:56 | Childish Gambino | Childish Gambino | "Okay, it’s Childish Gambino, and I’m chilling in a parked car. Eatin' Oreos while listening to Jet Set Radio, live from SiIvaGunner.” | References "Bonfire". |
| 9:08 | DK Rap | None | “Here we- Here we- Here we go! So he’s finally here, performing for you! If you know the tune you can join in too! Put your hands together if you want to clap, As we take you through this monkey rap! HUH! DJ! Professor K! DJ! Professor K is here!" |
Modified version of the DK Rap. |
| 9:35 | Stewie | Stewie Griffin | "I say, it appears the ‘fat man’ left the radio broadcasting system on. (clears throat) This is Stewart Gilligan Griffin from the hit TV show Family Guy—Sunday nights at 9 8/7 Central on Fox’s Animation Domination—and you’re listening to Jet Set Radio. Now if you’ll excuse me, Brian’s going to read me some political tweets while I make an uh-oh stinky in my diapie.” | |
| 10:00 | Joe Swanson | Joe Swanson | "Hey Peter, you're listening to Jet Set Radio. That’s the joke. I said the funny meme...that’s all I have, i’m a one-note character in a 20-year old show. Please put me outta my misery. My only quality I have is my voice. [Echoing] When will it end? When will the cycle end!?" | |
| 10:27 | Coach Z | Coach Z | ["These Peoples Try to Fade Me" plays] “Hi there, ho there, I’m da Coach— Coach Z you might call me. You’re listenin’ to the very bottom of the BET charts! Jet Set Raaaaardioh!” |
Coach Z's introductory lines are slightly modified from his introduction video on the Homestar Runner Characters page. |
| 10:49 | Nick Crompton | Nick Crompton | “You know it’s Nick Crompton, and you’re listening to Jet Set Radio. Tokyo-to is my city!” | Parodies "It's Everyday Bro". |
| 10:57 | Donkey Kong | Donkey Kong | Here he comes, Banana Slamma! [Donkey Kong Country TV series theme song plays]  “What’s groovin’, party animals? This is Donkey Kong, comin’ to you live from Kongo Bongo! And you’re tuned in to Jet Set Radio! BANANA SLAMMA!”
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| 11:14 | Class of 3000 | Sonny Bridges, Madison | "Class of 3000, sing!" [Mashup of "That's Enough" and the Class of 3000 intro] "We're on the radio!" |
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| 11:35 | Meatwad | Meatwad | “You’re livin’ large, boy, ‘cause you’re listening to Jet Set Radio. Yeeee.” | |
| 11:46 | Dr. Cortex | Dr. Cortex | “Attention, pathetic citizens of Tokyo-to! This is Doctor Neo Cortex reciting, and you’re listening to Jet Set Radio, a grindtastic blast from the past for twenty years strong! And Bandicoot-free as well! [evil chuckle]" | |
| 12:09 | CD Alert | None | “Red Alert, red alert.” [Speedy techno remix of "Stardust Speedway" BGM] |
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| 12:26 | Road to Love Island | None | [A short version of the mashup "Road To Love Island" by COCONABE] | |
| 12:42 | "SiIvaGunner" | "SiIvaGunner" | “Hey! This is SiIvaGunner, the real one and totally not an AI. And you’re listening to Jet Set Radio. Glory to Haltmann!” | |
| 12:54 | Bird Up! | Eric Andre | "Hey you're listening to Jet Set Radio— the worst channel on SiIvaGunner." [organ sting] | Parody of Bird Up!. |
| 13:03 | E | Lord Farquaad | "This is Lord Farquaad, and you are listening to Jet Set Radio! The perfect radio station with none of the...fairytale garbage or—ugh!—those hideous ogres." | The title is a reference to the "E" meme involving an image macro of Markiplier photoshopped over Farquaad's head. |
| 13:16 | King Dedede | King Dedede |  "Heheheheheh! This is King Dedede here, coming to you live from Dream Land, lettin’ you in on the funkiest tracks, brought to you by good ol’ K! Now if I was the one hosting this thing, it would be a surefire hit! But I guess we can’t all be winners. Well, there’s more where that came from over on Jet Set Radio!"
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| 13:38 | Super Monkey Ball 2 | Aiai | "Ugyah! Let’s go!" [Monkey Ball remix of "Back 2 Back" plays] |
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| 14:02 | Daytona | None | “Jet Set Radiooooo!” | Set to the tune of “Let’s Go Away”, theme song of Daytona USA. |
| 14:15 | Gadget | Inspector Gadget, Mike Matei | "Oh! Jet Shit Radio! I cannot wait to listen to Jet Shit Radio!" [distant]"No, no, inspector, It’s Jet Set Radio." [Pause] "You can shut up now." |
[distant] "What— how the hell did you get in there? Hey, get out—"
“...Honestly it should be called Wario Radio, but [phlegm] I don’t make the rules.”
“Weh?”Trivia[]
- The first video of this title (reupload) was uploaded as planned two hours before this one, but was removed due to the wrong audio being used for some segments.