The rip starts out normally, but as the track plays it gradually slows down to a stop, and the thumbnail image distorts, blurs out, and fades to black.
The rest of the rip contains no elements of the advertised track. Instead, it's a Minecraft spoof, in the vein of artists such as CaptainSparklez and Galaxy Goats, of "Doin' Your Mom" by FAttY SPiNS, a joke rap group led by YouTube star Ray William Johnson. The spoof's instrumental arrangement incorporates Minecraft sound effects throughout.
The spoof is accompanied by a video made in-game. For the hook and bridge, the video imitates FAttY SPiNS' music video mostly shot-for-shot, with recreations of various locations and backdrops seen in the video. The map also includes a building that has the text "RAY" and "RWJ" and a "=3" sign, referencing Ray William Johnson and his web show. For the verses, the video shows depictions of each line.
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Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
I'm mining your ores, how cold
First saw 'em the mine shaft, looking for some gold
Big glowing diamond ore, like the Nether's glowstone
And those ores are looking bright all up in this cavern
I approached 'em with a pick in hand and said "Yo shiny, what's up?"
It had two big veins of ore and I was staring at its gems
Five minutes later I crafted up some armor
So I went into the Nether like diggity diggity diggity
I was taking your stuff like an Enderman
And I flyhacked out so fast that I almost got banned
Got it all into the house and I started crafting stuff again
How many oak trees have I axed? Over 9000!
Yeah, you call me Herobrine 'cause I'm gone without a trace
I'll kill you later with my skills and a sword slash to the face
'Cause you know how I mine it and that I'm a little rash
To be in the shaft, armored up, mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
I like your base's big vault and I cannot lie
You other factions can't survive so you die
We have mining time, yes, and every night I mine that
I take all your ores and you'll never get 'em back
But your shaft's the best, the super M-I-N-E
'Cause I'll never get it all even though that I'm obsessed
And I blame it on the po-po-potions, but if I were you
I wouldn't touch the zombie spawners at all
I like to mine ore, I mine it all the time
Sometimes I even like to fool around in your mine
I mine emeralds with diamond picks, and I'll be honest
I like to [Inspector Gadget voice] inspect 'em gadgets while building brown bricks
So therapeutic, when I need to kill my slowness-ness
I dig dig dig dig dig dig dig the Nether's glowstone-iness
I didn't wanna tell ya, but I had to write the song
'Cause I'm in your mine, every night, mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Mining all your diamonds, and that makes my armor better better than yours
Mining mining all your diamonds, and that makes my armor better better than yours
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
Mining-- Mining your ores
You know I'm Steve and I'm mining your ores
Music Video (in order of footage shot): YourBirthCertificate, Atominizer, Ikcikor, Hintlord, Mitchell, Ashy, Lapi, ChickenSuitGuy, Cosmic199X, Reach, Truman
