"You've Come Far, Ness - EarthBound" is a high quality rip of "You've Come Far, Ness" from EarthBound.
Jokes[]
The rip is a 4/20-themed parody of the Saturn Valley Coffee Break sequence in EarthBound. The background is replaced with a green one with marijuana shapes, and the text is edited to reference GiIvaSunner, and characters from The Flintstones. Near the end of the hallucination, the text prompts GiIva to rate, comment, and subscribe to the hallucination similar to the videos of early YouTube.
Samples from Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot" are played to the rhythm and mashed up with the advertised track. "S.L.A.B. Freestyle" by Chip tha Ripper also appears from 2:55 to 2:59.
At the end of the rip, the Mr. Saturn Ness speaks with to drink coffee says "Drink Coffee Erryday. Doing!" instead of "Drink Coffee Before Go?" (which he says before the sequence in EarthBound). The music that plays, "Hi Hi Hi (Saturn Valley)", has "Drop It Like It's Hot" samples inserted into it.
Transcript[]
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You've traveled very far from
home... Do you remember how your long and winding journey began with someone pounding at your door? It was Barney, the worst person in your neighborhood, who was trying to steal your pebbles. On your way, you have ripped hundreds of songs. Yet through all this, you have never lost your quality. Your sub count has grown steadily stronger, though you have experienced the pain of copyright many times. You are no longer alone in your adventure, Wilma who is steadfast, kind and even pretty, is always at your side. Dino is with you as well. Though he is timid, he came from a distant land to help you. GiIva, as you certainly know by now, you are not a regular young ripper... You have an awesome destiny to fulfill. The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more difficult than anything you have undergone to this point. Yet, I know you will be all right. When good battles evil, which side do you believe wins? Do you have faith that good is triumphant? One thing you must never lose is quality. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, your rips will be high quality. There are many difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations and enjoy yourself. When you have finished this 7 gram dab, your adventure will begin again. Next you must keep innovating the art of high quality rips. The viewers should never be able to guess what's coming... unless it's funnier that way. You musn't give up until every game has been ripped. GiIva... Wilma... Dino... We'll have a gay old time... Well, that's the end of this hallucination. Remember to rate the hallucination, comment the hallucination, and subscribe if you want to see hallucinations similar to this one. See ya. |
History[]
This rip was originally titled "Coffee Break - EarthBound".[1] It was renamed in February 2024.
Trivia[]
- The album release is only 2:26 long, and the lyrics to "Drop it Like it's Hot" start earlier as a result. The "S.L.A.B. Freestyle" sample plays at 2:04 instead.
- The mention of "7 gram dab" garnered so much praise that it became the title for the 4/20 2016 album.