Credits - Gabe Newell Simulator

"Credits - Gabe Newell Simulator"
Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Gabe Newell Simulator ()
Upload date	August 26, 2021
Event	Gabe Newell Takeover
Length	5:29
Ripper(s)	The Beatles
Releases
Album(s)	Bloodstained Bounties ~ The SiIvaGunner All-Star Summer Festival 2021 Collection [Event Side] ()
Track(s)	"The Gaben OtoMAD Medley"
Description
Music	Credits
Composer	Gabe Newell
Platform	Steam
Thanks for listening, and have fun.

"Credits - Gabe Newell Simulator" is a high quality rip of "Credits" from Gabe Newell Simulator.

Jokes

This rip is a YTPMV/OtoMAD collaboration set to a medley of various songs. Several sections are also based on preexisting YTPMVs and remixes.

Songs

Time	Song(s)	Source(s)
0:03	"Hazardous Environments"	Half-Life 2
0:22	"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"/"Faster Stronger Better Gaben"	Daft Punk/Mastgrr
1:14	"Fucking In Heaven"/"Stop a Gaben"	Fatboy Slim/Mastgrr
1:30	"Sanctuary Guardian"	EarthBound
1:52	"Power of "NEO"	Undertale
2:27	"Intruder Alert"	Team Fortress 2
2:51	"The Snippet"	Johannes Krupp
3:23	"Online Practice Stage" - /"YTPMV: Mario Wario Lucario" -	Super Smash Bros. Brawl/AxleCarp
3:44	"RED ZONE"/"HAMMER ZONE"	7 Colors of Nico Nico Douga (beatmania IIDX 11 IIDX RED/ - ハンマーの人)
4:39	"Cara Mia Addio"	Portal 2

Visuals/audio jokes

Time	Joke(s)	Source(s)
0:00	"Open Your Mind" logo	Valve
0:03	This image of Gabe Newell, in monochrome (except the red eye); Half-Life logo (in halves) on each side of the screen	Gabe Newell; Valve
0:22	Team Fortress 2 thumbnail; "Gravel Pit Developer Commentary"	Valve; OfficialTF2Wiki
0:26	Surprise Buttsecks image	moshspeggeti
0:27	"Scout is dead"	N/A
0:30	"Applebuck Season"; pinkie just had sex!!!!!!!!!!; Team Fortress 2 assets	My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; theburninice1; Valve
0:35	"Exclusive Gabe Newell Interview at Valve HQ"	Silvermania
0:38	Various Gabe Newell-related memes/pictures	Various sources
0:40	???	???
0:46	Sign in screen	e621
0:53	"Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"; various Gabe Newell-related memes/pictures	Fr. Eckle Studios; various sources
1:02	"Meet the Spy"; various 3D intro templates	Valve; various sources
1:09	??? center-mirrored; image of Gabe Newell with various effects added	???; Gabe Newell
1:14	Bandicam.com watermark; various Pirate Gabe Newell-related memes/pictures	Bandicam; various sources
1:19	"You Are A Pirate Music Video"	LazyTown
1:25	Gaben Beard Troll Face	N/A
1:30	"Meet the Scout"	Valve
1:32	"Mega64: The Beatles Rock Band" with various effects	Mega64
1:37	"Sanctuary Guardian "What" meme"; captioned: what why is gaben in a mega64 video????	N/A
1:44	Ditto but with "Exclusive Gabe Newell Interview at Valve HQ"; captioned: fake gabe gaben's long lost brother?????	N/A; Silvermania
1:45	Ditto but with Spy; captioned: spy true color? what could it be?!?!??!?!??	N/A; Valve
1:47	Ditto but with "Spy Creeping Around Here"; captioned: spy is anime this is awesome	N/A; MathJuice
1:48	Ditto but with "These Things, They Take Time"; captioned: why is he making a sword oh god we will die	N/A; ???
1:50	"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE DUANE METTATON EX!"	Wakraya Elber

Lyrics

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(Ga-) Hi, this is Gabe Newell (-ben) Welcome to... (Ga-) Our latest installment... (-ben) in the ongoing adventures of- (Ga-) It's just me- Gaben, Gaben, Gaben, Gaben, Gaben, Gaben- Welcome to Team Fortress 2 My fa-favorite class-cla-class is the Spy HAHAHAHA This sucks! What did you expect? AAA Uh- no-no-no wait, Pinkie Pie is best class Woo! Oh hey, you suck! I'm a pretty pink horse! Gaben, Gaben, Gaben, Gaben What are you thoughts on YouTube remixes? It's fucking shit. Gaben, Gaben, Gaben, Gaben We have waited all June and no Summer Sale! Work it Gaben, Make it Gaben, Do it Gaben, Makes us Gaben, My username is "Gaben@valvesoftware.com" More than 2 kills Less than 4 kills Gaben's work is Almost over And my password- uh, no Fe-fe-fe-feel again Work it Gaben Make it Gaben Do it Gaben Makes us Gaben More than 2 kills Less than 4 kills Gaben's work is Almost over (x2) (A-A-And now he's here to f**k- your mother!) Gaben@valvesoftware.com (x8) To stop a Gaben, hit control, and press the Gaben, in addition (x2) To stop a Gaben, hit control, and press the Gaben, Press the Gaben, To stop- (Uh, I've never watched My Little Pony.) (G-a-b-e-n Gaben G-a-b-e-n Gaben) (Half-Life 3? Uhh, no.) (G-a-b-e-n Gaben G-a-b-e-n Gaben) (Yes, I do!) Ahh, yes Hi, this is Gabe Newell, Welcome to the Underground! My favorite class is Mettaton NEO. Thanks, and please die! (No) Just Alt F4, monster killer. (Stop) This isn't working. Spy please! Gentlemen? You disgust me. I'll see you in hell The world will thank me for this You monster AUGHHHH Oh god, you killed him Heh heh, actually... Why do we have to leave right now? (Gabe Newell) (It's just me, Gabe Newell) (It-It's just me, Gabe Newell) After nine years in development After n-nine years in development I can be reached at Gaben@valvesoftware.com I can be reached at Gaben@valvesoftware-dot-dot-dot- Gaben Turn off the laser beam! So cruel fate! Ha! Spy is in the base?! Spy is in the base?! Spy is in the-?! Spy-y is in the b-base?! Spy is-is in the base?! Spy is- Spy is-?! M-M-M-My favorite class is the Spy Favorite class is the- Medic Welcome to Team Fortress- Spy Let me know what you think- think-think Counter-Strike: Spy Counter-Strike: Spy Counter-Strike: Green, wha- what is your problem Ha Haha! Ooh! Ooh! Hah! Haugh! AAHHHHHH! (I'm... Gabe Newell) (Gaben@valvesoftware.com) (valvesoftware.com) (software.com) We're gonna talk about e! Half-Life 3... After nine thousand years in development... Good luck figuring it out... We have lots of money... Lots of gamers... What's not to like?... It was an experiment... To see.. How you can respond... To no next installment... Please... Let me know what you think... My name is Gabe Newell... Thanks for listening... Have fun GABEN GO! It's just me... MARIO! It's just me... WARIO! It's just me... LUCARIO! It's just me... GABEN! GO! (Gaben) It's just me... (Gaben) M-MARIO! (Gaben) It's just me... (Gaben) W-W-WARIO! (Gaben) It's just me... (Gaben) LU-LU-LU-LUCARIO! The winner is... GABEN! WOW! (Who are you? I'm Gabe Newell. Are you a Beatle? Uh, no. Is there anybody else here? Uh, no, it's just me, Gabe Newell. Oh, okay.) H-H-H-Hi, this is Gabe Newell H-H-Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 Welcome to Team Fortress 2-2-2-2-2 This isn't working. There we go. After nine years in development, Hopefully it will have been worth the wait Worth the wait- worth the wait- W-Worth the wait- Wo-Wo-Wo-Wo-Wo- wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa- Gaben (X8) "We have lots of money." "Yes!" "There we go~" "What's not to like?" This has been an experiment. After 10000 years of- That's what I get for working at Microsoft. Thanks, thanks for listening. Thanks, and have fun. Gabe Newell @valvesoftware.com Newell, Gaben @valve G-A-B-E-N Gabe Gaben@valvesoftware Gabe Newell, Gaben@valve G-A-B-E-N Gaben Gaben@valvesoftware Gabe Newell Gaben, Gaben, my name is Gabe Newell, thanks, and have fun And have fun This has been an experiment. Thanks for listening, and have fun.

Gallery

Image featured at 1:50. An edit of "Duane!" involving Mettaton from Undertale, by Wakraya Elber.

Artists

As credited in "Ending/Credits - The SiIvaGunner All-Star Summer Festival 2021":

• Grambam36
• smileyshirt
• Quyu
• Malbavi
• Geshtro
• and friends

Trivia

• This rip was originally titled "Reveal Trailer - Half-Life 3".

External links

• The Gaben OtoMAD Medley [Instrumental] :: SilvaGunner Gabeover Finale (Geshtro), an instrumental version uploaded by Geshtro.