Credits - Jet Set Radio Evolution

"Credits - Jet Set Radio Evolution"
Basic information
Rip link	YouTube
Playlist	Jet Set Radio Evolution (), DJ Professor K’s Tokyo-to Tunes to Skate/Tag to (), SiIvaSummer All-Star Festival: All Reveals/Specials (), Announcements (), SiIvaGunner ~The Story So Far~ (), SiIvaGunner: King for a Day Tournament - All Stories + Extras (), Liked videos ()
Upload date	July 7, 2020
Event	DJ Professor K Takeover
Length	3:39
Ripper(s)	LarryInc64
Description
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"Credits - Jet Set Radio Evolution" is a high quality rip of "Credits" from Jet Set Radio Evolution. It is the credits sequence for the DJ Professor K Takeover, and served as the announcement for the album DJ Professor K Presents: 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO. Since January 2021, the description has also linked to the album's mirrors.

Synopsis

The credits show DJ Professor K being brought into the studio one last time to narrate the credits' text, as gameplay footage of him is displayed alongside the credits. The credits conclude with a spoof of the Jet Set Radio anti-graffiti disclaimer and a plug for the album.

Transcript

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[Video opens on a black screen.] So I just gotta read a bunch of words on the screen, right? Alright, sounds easy. What could go wrong? Now they're just words, right? Okay, alright, just-just go with the flow, sure. Do what I can, that I can. (clears throat) Alright, but let me give my own... personal zing to it, y'know, gotta get all the people here jazzed up one last time hearin' ol' K's beautiful, sweet, sweet, dulcet tones, y'know what I mean? (chuckles) Alright, 3...2...1... [Footage of a hack of Jet Set Radio Future using DJ Professor K's model begins to play while "Bringing it All Back" can be heard in the background.] Hey hey hey, rudies and rudettes! It's old man K here givin' you another pirate radio power station trip from JET SET RADIOOOOOOOO! And I'm....readin' the credits. [Three credits pass by.] Uh... SiIvaGunner Studios wanted me back in to read just somethin'...uh, to end off things right if that makes sense. So, here I am, so uh-[a bunch of credits pass by.] oh, and a bunch of credits already went on screen so, I'll just-I'll start properly. Alright. (clears throat) Technical support: MtH, ShonicTH, Moder112, Skorpi-[The credits he was reading go by.] ah, alright, uh...sorry about that dude. Radio Schedule Management: Ahmaykmewsik, eg_9371. Those dudes helped make everything possible with getting the stations in touch; we had to take over 20 towers for that shit. PR Management: MtH—[The credits he was reading go by.] -ap, alright, well I can't read that—[The credits he was reading go by.] UI/Graphic Design! MtH, SmokyThrill77, Coach, Lavalamp—there we go, good times, just— [Footage changes to gameplay of the Game Boy Advance Jet Set Radio, using the playable Professor K, and the song fades into "What Nintendon't". Beyond this point K stops bothering to read the credits.] Oh, no way, haha! Ah, my ol' days skatin when Rokkaku was fresh n' hot! Aw man, fellas, lemme tell you...skatin' back then...wasn't as...was...completely different...to what skatin' is now. Everything now these days is about, y'know...systematic destruction, y'know, doin' it just because you can say "F the man". Now...not sayin' that's what I was back then, but back then there was passion in what you did, the air in your face, the hair flowin' back, the soul...your soul on fire, and your paint can, your sword to the world. (clears throat) [Music changes to "Stuck in Lugia's Stomach Alone".] Now I'm not exactly the best artist, and, uh, lookin' back... maybe painting three Ks in a row...(seethes) wasn't exactly a great moniker, I'll admit. (awkward laughter) Sorry about that...Ah, well, I skate now n' then, I'll admit, just...I ain't as good as the GG's are. [Scene changes to footage of Professor K in his studio.] Now I'm not sayin'- I'm not putting myself down... I'm a damn good skater. I can go 88 miles an hour Marty McFly-style in a heartbeat!. But, age... (awkward laugh) it's a fickle mother. [Music changes to "A Funky Moment".] Alright, I'm going off track. Anyway, uh...what am I readin' now—WOAH! [A lot of credits fill the screen.] That's a lot of musicians. Great that we had a lot of contributors, but there's NO way I can read all—[The credits go by.] ah, dammit, sorry about that...Alright, Album/Upload- I can do this- RHMan, UUN4. Easy. ["Blading These Streets" fades in.] Special Thanks... Uh... [He spots Hideki Naganuma's name.] Ah, Naganuma, my man, haha! Yo Nagi, if you're listen' to this, give ol' K a tweet on the Twitters, now. I'm still active even when I'm off SiIvaGunner. Special Sorry to POST ELVIS, Pyromide, and Wolfman. Uh... Executive Produ— Wood Man?! That I-talian dude?! (incredulous) He was what's givin' us them good funds?! ...Huh. Well. Unexpected places. [Scene changes to a disclaimer over a black screen, while the music fades back to "Bringing it All Back".] Alright, I didn't exactly read all of it, but, um...you can read that, pause it for yourself. Happy to be here for SiIvaSummer, folks. [music fades out.] Oh! One more thing... [Scene lingers on an advertisement for the 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO album.]   Album's out, rudies. Hop to it. [click] (deep breath) Alright, we good?! ...Another take?! Nah, that's a one-and-done, son. One, and done. You're only gettin' that, unless you're willin' to pay extra. ...As I thought. Alright, we outie. [distant] Yo Mariya! Wanna get some ramen before I head out? I gotta treat you good for all the good shit you've done for me here. [scene fades.]

Description

That's it from me, rudies. Enjoy this funky fresh album from me as a parting gift.
Download: https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/album/dj-professor-k-presents-24-7-funky-fresh-beats-from-tokyo-to
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MIRRORS:
Drive:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18E00U4ZUoW_IxcEGFo-9mBPAiJVFflFu?usp=sharing

Mega:
MP3: https://mega.nz/folder/OpxkWSDD#ILr3TitRHZ6ucVa0S5TGVQ
FLAC: https://mega.nz/folder/rtpCwSrB#ZqojInfLR6kA1gFRhlQAyQ

Now to give the keys back to that Wood Man guy or whatever...

Credits

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DIRECTORS SmokyThrill77 MtH RHMan ORIGINAL CONCEPT Mitchell cookiefonster PROJECT MANAGEMENT SmokyThrill77 MtH RHMan Coach Ahmaykmewsik A. Fortnite Ethan64Music Grambam36 Mitchell UUN4 TECHNICAL SUPPORT MtH ShonicTH Moder112 SkopioXV2 NETWORK ENGINEER ShonicTH RADIO SCHEDULE MANAGEMENT Ahmaykmewsik eg_9371 PR MANAGEMENT MtH SmokyThrill77 Coach RHMan U!/GRAPHIC DESIGN MtH SmokyThrill77 Coach Lavalamp LarryInc64 VIDEO EDITORS MtH A. Fortnite Grambam36 SmokyThrill77 DEDICATED RENDER FARMERS MtH SAF Cosmic199X Moder112 SmokyThrill77 ARTISTS ackrostation Coach LarryInc64 LEAD WRITERS Ahmaykmewsik Coach WRITERS adumb Ahmaykmewsik Aquacycle Bum Soldier Cazsu Chase Beck ChickenSuitGuy COCONABE Coach cookiefonster Cosmic199X digboy duuzu eg_9371 Emm Bee Sea Emotional Snail Ethan64Music Expensive Dispenser Grambam36 Grord Lavalamp MtH OnBP POST ELVIS Peacock Roy PinkieOats ricesnot Sarvéproductions SmokyThrill77 Wolfman1405 CAST Chase Beck as DJ Professor K KNIIO as Dr. K ADDITIONAL VOICES adumb A. Fortnite Aquacycle Bruh de la Boi Bum Soldier cazsu Chase Beck Cosmic199X DiaperGaming64 duuzu Emotional Snail Ethan64Music Expensive Dispenser FitMC Gehrig Schreiber Half Pixel Hintlord Janne Sala Metal Shade MKHT New Guy Nikki+ OnBP Peacock Roy PinkieOats POST ELVIS Pyromide RHMan RelaxAlax ricesnot SprayJea TableGuardian Ten Bond The Slopster Trevor Wilson turdl3 Uncle Al VpoceFprge Willie Weasel wolfman1405 VOICE DIRECTOR/ENGINEER Ahmaykmewsik SOUNDTRACK MUSICIANS/CONTRIBUTORS A. Fortnite Ahmaykmewsik beardfear Bruh de la Boi cazsu Charles Ritz ChickenSuitGuy ChristopherLry! COCONABE cookiefonster Cryptrik CrystalForce dante Dead Line digboy duuzu eg_9371 Emm Bee Sea Emotional Snail Ethan64Music Expensive Dispenser Felicia fusoxide Funky Metal Guitarist Galactic Hole Garrett Williamson gniRob Grambam36 Highraiser Jamangar Jp KnightOfGames Krizis Kyunnie KryptoDigital Lapi LarryInc64 Lavalamp Lordblaarg Madotsuki Mcsplosion Mikroscopic Mitchell MLPFun MoreMell0w MtH Nernant Nikki+ NutellaFrenchToast OnBP overcast07 Peacock Roy Poopy Joe POST ELVIS Pr0fitl0lis _rats Retro Gaming RHMan Roc the Dilettante Sarvéproductions Scooblee Scribblenaut19 Sega77 Skawabii SmokyThrill77 Snowva SoundSync5000 TechnoCookie The Snooge TheSip Trifly UUN4 VeraFX Vespa Boy VLTG WholePunch wolfman1405 ALBUM/UPLOAD MANAGEMENT RHMan UUN4 SPECIAL THANKS Hideki Naganuma Masayoshi Kikuchi Ryuta Ueda Billy Brown 2 Mello iteachvader Justin "JustinRPG" Goolidge The Slopster David Hayter Lugia FitMC Seth MacFarlane Chaze the Chat Mariya Takeuchi Jacob GGSYoyo (for the gameplay footage) "Captain Falcon" on dafont Parallaxish (futuregshost) The JetSetRadioLive and Jet Set Sona crew The KFAD Recreation Project Discord Server Everyone who made fanart Everyone who auditioned ...and YOU! & Knuckles SPECIAL SORRY wolfman1405 (sorry man :() Pyromide POST ELVIS Grambam36 executive producer wood man >:]

Gallery

The parody disclaimer seen near the end of the video.

Trivia

• The inclusion of wolfman1405 and Pyromide in the "Special Sorry" section references the accidental exclusion of some of their their contributions from the first livestream, and the inclusion of Grambam36 references his rip "Gonna Make You Sweat - Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory" getting copyright blocked in some regions.
• On June 9, 2025, this video was added to the Liked videos playlist, making it the video that is in the most playlists on the SiIvaGunner channel, at 7 playlists.