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"Credits - Jet Set Radio Evolution" is a high quality rip of "Credits" from Jet Set Radio Evolution. It is the credits sequence for the DJ Professor K Takeover, and served as the announcement for the album DJ Professor K Presents: 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO. Since January 2021, the description has also linked to the album's mirrors.

Synopsis[]

The credits show DJ Professor K being brought into the studio one last time to narrate the credits' text, as gameplay footage of him is displayed alongside the credits. The credits conclude with a spoof of the Jet Set Radio anti-graffiti disclaimer and a plug for the album.

Transcript[]

To read the entire transcript, click 'Expand'.

[Video opens on a black screen.]

So I just gotta read a bunch of words on the screen, right? Alright, sounds easy. What could go wrong?

Now they're just words, right? Okay, alright, just-just go with the flow, sure. Do what I can, that I can. (clears throat) Alright, but let me give my own... personal zing to it, y'know, gotta get all the people here jazzed up one last time hearin' ol' K's beautiful, sweet, sweet, dulcet tones, y'know what I mean? (chuckles)

Alright, 3...2...1...

[Footage of a hack of Jet Set Radio Future using DJ Professor K's model begins to play while "Bringing it All Back" can be heard in the background.]

Hey hey hey, rudies and rudettes! It's old man K here givin' you another pirate radio power station trip from JET SET RADIOOOOOOOO! And I'm....readin' the credits.

[Three credits pass by.]

Uh... SiIvaGunner Studios wanted me back in to read just somethin'...uh, to end off things right if that makes sense. So, here I am, so uh-[a bunch of credits pass by.] oh, and a bunch of credits already went on screen so, I'll just-I'll start properly. Alright. (clears throat) Technical support: MtH, ShonicTH, Moder112, Skorpi-[The credits he was reading go by.] ah, alright, uh...sorry about that dude. Radio Schedule Management: Ahmaykmewsik, eg_9371. Those dudes helped make everything possible with getting the stations in touch; we had to take over 20 towers for that shit. PR Management: MtH—[The credits he was reading go by.] -ap, alright, well I can't read that—[The credits he was reading go by.] UI/Graphic Design! MtH, SmokyThrill77, Coach, Lavalamp—there we go, good times, just—

[Footage changes to gameplay of the Game Boy Advance Jet Set Radio, using the playable Professor K, and the song fades into "What Nintendon't". Beyond this point K stops bothering to read the credits.]

Oh, no way, haha! Ah, my ol' days skatin when Rokkaku was fresh n' hot! Aw man, fellas, lemme tell you...skatin' back then...wasn't as...was...completely different...to what skatin' is now. Everything now these days is about, y'know...systematic destruction, y'know, doin' it just because you can say "F the man". Now...not sayin' that's what I was back then, but back then there was passion in what you did, the air in your face, the hair flowin' back, the soul...your soul on fire, and your paint can, your sword to the world. (clears throat)

[Music changes to "Stuck in Lugia's Stomach Alone".]

Now I'm not exactly the best artist, and, uh, lookin' back... maybe painting three Ks in a row...(seethes) wasn't exactly a great moniker, I'll admit. (awkward laughter) Sorry about that...Ah, well, I skate now n' then, I'll admit, just...I ain't as good as the GG's are.

[Scene changes to footage of Professor K in his studio.] Now I'm not sayin'- I'm not putting myself down... I'm a damn good skater. I can go 88 miles an hour Marty McFly-style in a heartbeat!. But, age... (awkward laugh) it's a fickle mother.

[Music changes to "A Funky Moment".]

Alright, I'm going off track. Anyway, uh...what am I readin' now—WOAH! [A lot of credits fill the screen.] That's a lot of musicians. Great that we had a lot of contributors, but there's NO way I can read all—[The credits go by.] ah, dammit, sorry about that...Alright, Album/Upload- I can do this- RHMan, UUN4. Easy.

["Blading These Streets" fades in.]

Special Thanks... Uh... [He spots Hideki Naganuma's name.] Ah, Naganuma, my man, haha! Yo Nagi, if you're listen' to this, give ol' K a tweet on the Twitters, now. I'm still active even when I'm off SiIvaGunner. Special Sorry to POST ELVIS, Pyromide, and Wolfman. Uh... Executive Produ— Wood Man?! That I-talian dude?! (incredulous) He was what's givin' us them good funds?! ...Huh. Well. Unexpected places.

[Scene changes to a disclaimer over a black screen, while the music fades back to "Bringing it All Back".]

Alright, I didn't exactly read all of it, but, um...you can read that, pause it for yourself. Happy to be here for SiIvaSummer, folks. [music fades out.] Oh! One more thing...

[Scene lingers on an advertisement for the 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO album.]
 
Album's out, rudies. Hop to it. [click] (deep breath) Alright, we good?! ...Another take?! Nah, that's a one-and-done, son. One, and done. You're only gettin' that, unless you're willin' to pay extra. ...As I thought. Alright, we outie.

[distant] Yo Mariya! Wanna get some ramen before I head out? I gotta treat you good for all the good shit you've done for me here.

[scene fades.]

Description[]

That's it from me, rudies. Enjoy this funky fresh album from me as a parting gift.
Download: https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/album/dj-professor-k-presents-24-7-funky-fresh-beats-from-tokyo-to
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MIRRORS:
Drive:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18E00U4ZUoW_IxcEGFo-9mBPAiJVFflFu?usp=sharing

Mega:
MP3: https://mega.nz/folder/OpxkWSDD#ILr3TitRHZ6ucVa0S5TGVQ
FLAC: https://mega.nz/folder/rtpCwSrB#ZqojInfLR6kA1gFRhlQAyQ

Now to give the keys back to that Wood Man guy or whatever...

Credits[]

To read the credits, click 'Expand'.
DIRECTORS

SmokyThrill77
MtH
RHMan


ORIGINAL CONCEPT

Mitchell
cookiefonster


PROJECT MANAGEMENT

SmokyThrill77
MtH
RHMan
Coach
Ahmaykmewsik
A. Fortnite
Ethan64Music
Grambam36
Mitchell
UUN4


TECHNICAL SUPPORT

MtH
ShonicTH
Moder112
SkopioXV2


NETWORK ENGINEER

ShonicTH


RADIO SCHEDULE MANAGEMENT

Ahmaykmewsik
eg_9371


PR MANAGEMENT

MtH
SmokyThrill77
Coach
RHMan


U!/GRAPHIC DESIGN

MtH
SmokyThrill77
Coach
Lavalamp
LarryInc64


VIDEO EDITORS

MtH
A. Fortnite
Grambam36
SmokyThrill77


DEDICATED RENDER FARMERS

MtH
SAF
Cosmic199X
Moder112
SmokyThrill77


ARTISTS

ackrostation
Coach
LarryInc64


LEAD WRITERS

Ahmaykmewsik
Coach


WRITERS

adumb
Ahmaykmewsik
Aquacycle
Bum Soldier
Cazsu
Chase Beck
ChickenSuitGuy
COCONABE
Coach
cookiefonster
Cosmic199X
digboy
duuzu
eg_9371
Emm Bee Sea
Emotional Snail
Ethan64Music
Expensive Dispenser
Grambam36
Grord
Lavalamp
MtH
OnBP
POST ELVIS
Peacock Roy
PinkieOats
ricesnot
Sarvéproductions
SmokyThrill77
Wolfman1405


CAST

Chase Beck as DJ Professor K
KNIIO as Dr. K


ADDITIONAL VOICES

adumb
A. Fortnite
Aquacycle
Bruh de la Boi
Bum Soldier
cazsu
Chase Beck
Cosmic199X
DiaperGaming64
duuzu
Emotional Snail
Ethan64Music
Expensive Dispenser
FitMC
Gehrig Schreiber
Half Pixel
Hintlord
Janne Sala
Metal Shade
MKHT
New Guy
Nikki+
OnBP
Peacock Roy
PinkieOats
POST ELVIS
Pyromide
RHMan
RelaxAlax
ricesnot
SprayJea
TableGuardian
Ten Bond
The Slopster
Trevor Wilson
turdl3
Uncle Al
VpoceFprge
Willie Weasel
wolfman1405


VOICE DIRECTOR/ENGINEER

Ahmaykmewsik


SOUNDTRACK

MUSICIANS/CONTRIBUTORS

A. Fortnite
Ahmaykmewsik
beardfear
Bruh de la Boi
cazsu
Charles Ritz
ChickenSuitGuy
ChristopherLry!
COCONABE
cookiefonster
Cryptrik
CrystalForce
dante
Dead Line
digboy
duuzu
eg_9371
Emm Bee Sea
Emotional Snail
Ethan64Music
Expensive Dispenser
Felicia
fusoxide
Funky Metal Guitarist
Galactic Hole
Garrett Williamson
gniRob
Grambam36
Highraiser
Jamangar
Jp
KnightOfGames
Krizis
Kyunnie
KryptoDigital
Lapi
LarryInc64
Lavalamp
Lordblaarg
Madotsuki
Mcsplosion
Mikroscopic
Mitchell
MLPFun
MoreMell0w
MtH
Nernant
Nikki+
NutellaFrenchToast
OnBP
overcast07
Peacock Roy
Poopy Joe
POST ELVIS
Pr0fitl0lis
_rats
Retro Gaming
RHMan
Roc the Dilettante
Sarvéproductions
Scooblee
Scribblenaut19
Sega77
Skawabii
SmokyThrill77
Snowva
SoundSync5000
TechnoCookie
The Snooge
TheSip
Trifly
UUN4
VeraFX
Vespa Boy
VLTG
WholePunch
wolfman1405


ALBUM/UPLOAD MANAGEMENT

RHMan
UUN4


SPECIAL THANKS

Hideki Naganuma
Masayoshi Kikuchi
Ryuta Ueda
Billy Brown
2 Mello
iteachvader
Justin "JustinRPG" Goolidge
The Slopster
David Hayter
Lugia
FitMC
Seth MacFarlane
Chaze the Chat
Mariya Takeuchi
Jacob
GGSYoyo (for the gameplay footage)
"Captain Falcon" on dafont
Parallaxish (futuregshost)

The JetSetRadioLive and Jet Set Sona crew
The KFAD Recreation Project Discord Server
Everyone who made fanart
Everyone who auditioned
...and YOU!
& Knuckles


SPECIAL SORRY

wolfman1405 (sorry man :()
Pyromide
POST ELVIS
Grambam36


executive producer

wood man >:]

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