No elements of the actual reveal trailer are present in this rip.
Instead, this a tongue-in-cheek "reenactment" of the game being brought up in a meeting, using Mario and Luigi plushes, a Minion toy, and a toy gun. An edit of "Mii Channel" plays in the background, which features notes repeating as well as notes changing pitch.
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[A title card reading "Meanwhile at Nendo" appears, as the Mii Channel theme plays, but with all notes at the same pitch. The text then tilts and reverses, then switches to flashing, shaking text reading "LICK MY BALLS MHARTI" for a few frames as the Mii Channel theme goes back to normal.]
Boss: Ok Jim, how exactly are we gonna save this company?
Jim: No, do-do-don’t worry boss. I got the greatest idea ever, it's gonna-it's gonna knock your-errr check it out! So, you got the Mario brothers, you got Mario, Luigi, you got the all time classics, everybody loves Mario and Luigi, everybody loves Sonic and Mario. You got the-the dream team, they what started the Atari 2600. Then you got, you got, Despic-, you got- [Minion toy makes noise] shut up, you got Despicable Me. You got the minions, everybody loves minions, you got the Despicable Me minions. But the thing is, it's like, it's like, you got, you don’t just have one minions [sic], but you have three! And they're like dressed up in Mario costumes, so it's like a combination of Mario and minions!
Boss: Well, Jim, that's not exactly- it's just- you're basically just saying a crossover, crossovers don’t always work.
Jim: No, listen to me. I got a better idea. So you have guns-
Boss: Woah, woah, Jim! That-that-that’s very violent-
Jim: No, no, no, no, but-I don’t have the models on display but like listen. It's like, you give them guns, but not this kind of gun, it’s like a- it's a- it's a, uh, family friendly, it's got- uh- it shoots jelly or something. Then you take- you give the gun to Luigi, and you give them to Ma- you give everybody guns. And you can have them go shootin' around! Shootin' stuff like bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh! And then you got- the minions join along and they’re like, “Oh weehee, I gotta do that too!” And then... yeah. So... y-yeah. What do ya think?
