[Intro]
YOUUUUUU
Dat boi tell em.
Hey I got a new dance for you all called the Dat Boi.
YOUUUUU
All you have to do is move your unicycle left to right.
aaaaAAAAAAH
[Hook]
YOUUUUU
Here come dat boi in this oh
Watch him go and, watch him roll
Oh shit whaddup, it's dat boi
He's unicyclin', oh
Now watch him you (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
Here come dat boi in this oh
Watch him go and, watch him roll
Oh shit whaddup, it's dat boi
He's unicyclin', oh
Now watch him you (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
[Verse 1]
Here come dat boi in this oh
Unicycling down the street
Oh shit what up boi
Yeah watch him rollin' to the beat
Super Fresh, and still alive
Comin' out from cryostasis
From the past into the future
Resurrecting old memes like this
YOUUUUU
He's rollin' on you, He's rollin' on you
And if he gets to fightin'
Then he'll probably lose (then he'll probably lose)
You catch him at yo local doctor
Not feelin' quite good, ya see
Muscles are weak cuz
He's got him some atrophy
[Hook]
Here come dat boi in this oh
Watch him cough and, watch him roll
Oh shit whaddup, it's dat boi
He's sufferin', oh no
Now watch him you (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
Here come dat boi in this oh
Watch him go and, watch him roll
Hypothermic frog, dat boi
He's shivering, he's cold
Now watch him you (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
曜 (whatup, it's dat boi)
[Verse 2]
Got gangrene on his toe
Watch him struggle to breathe oh
I'ma pass him an inhaler
he's gon' breathe it in for sho'
Haterz lookin at him
Poor dat boi, he looks sick
They be lookin' for the knives
Better euthanize him quick, quick
Shit whaddup, Shit whaddup
Damn, damn
He threw up, he threw up
Nope, you can't do it like him
Doe, so don't do it like him
Folks, it's better if he rests in peace
2020's ugly
[Hook]
Here come dat boi in this oh
Watch him splutter, watch him roll
Oh shit what up, it's dat boi
He's sufferin', oh no
Now watch him you (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
Feeble dat boi in this oh
Toxic breathing takes its toll
Can we help him, poor dat boi
The health fees that he owes
Now watch him you (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
You (whatup, it's dat boi)
[Verse 3]
Not so fresh off in this oh
Watch him break down, eyeballs roll
Watch him bleed all over us
And super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
On the brink now watch him die
Watch him choke and watch him cry
Watch the death of poor dat boi,
now reaper man (do it!)
reaper man (do it!)
reaper man (DO IT!!!)
aaaaaaAAAAAAA
[Hook]
YOUUUUUUU
Here came dat boi in this oh
Watched him go and watched him roll
Oh shit what up, was dat boi
He unicycled, oh
Now mourn him you (whatup, he's dead boi)
You (whatup, he's dead boi)
You (whatup, he's dead boi)
You (whatup, he's dead boi)
Here came dat boi in this oh
Twenty-fifteen to two-oh
Dibs on that sweet unicycle
Sellin' that shit yo
Now watch him you (whatup, makin big bucks)
Yuu (whatup, makin big bucks)
You (whatup, makin big bucks)
U (whatup, makin big bucks)
[Outro]
(frog croaks)
YOUUUUUUU
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(splat)
Yuck. If there's one thing I hate more
than anime, it's frogs.