Robbie pressed the button to open the gates and made his way out in great strides.
ROBBIE: "Hahaha. Now it's time for me to catch a superhero! I'll bet that nasty SPORTAFLOP is around here somewhere..."
Robbie looked around, eager to cause mischief. He noticed a large robot walking down the road.
ROBBIE: "Perfect! I'll capture this superhero and bring him back to my lair!"
Robbie pulled a net out of thin air.
ROBBIE: "Now to hide..."
WOOD MAN: "shit dude. this sucks. I can't go back to the tower.
maybe there's like... a travelling band or some shit that'll take me in. I can be that ambiguous dude who plays the lute. iunno if people still play lutes, actual—"
Suddenly, Wood Man was caught inside a net!
WOOD MAN: "aw dude what the fuck is this?"
ROBBIE: "I did it! I caught a superhero!"
WOOD MAN: "I ain't nobody's hero dude. but I am pretty nice if you know what I mean"
ROBBIE: "Now to take you back to my lair!"
WOOD MAN: "woah ok that's a little upfront if you ask me"
ROBBIE: "Nonsense! I'll take any hero I want!"
WOOD MAN: "dude you and I both know we don't have time for this. like I said, I'm not a hero lmao"
ROBBIE: "Well then what are you?"
WOOD MAN: "I'm WOOD MAN. a villain from mega man 2. and I'm the coolest and nicest villain there is."
ROBBIE: "No, no, NO! I'm the number one villain around here!"
WOOD MAN: "yeah well good luck trying to uphold that claim lmao"
Wood Man thought to himself for a second. Maybe this guy wasn't so crazy...
WOOD MAN: "hey man... I dunno about you but I think we'd make a good team"
ROBBIE: "What?"
WOOD MAN: "think about it dude. you're the number one villain and I'm the coolest robot master around. we could capture like all the goddamn superheroes ever"
ROBBIE: "Haha! I like the way you think! Mister.. Robot Master!"
WOOD MAN: "call me wood man dude."
ROBBIE: "Alright, Wood Man. Do you know any superheroes we can capture?"
WOOD MAN: "well... Nozomi is out there. if you know who she is."
ROBBIE: "Ah yes, that little brat! She would make a fine addition to my collection!"
WOOD MAN: "...yknow I really doubt you have a collection"
ROBBIE: "Then let's start now!"
Robbie pointed towards the sky.
ROBBIE: "Our villainous partnership begins today! We'll be number one!"
WOOD MAN: "not with this goddamn net still one me"