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NOAKA is a secret path from Haltmann Works Co. Internal Database Portal that can only be accessed if the player types in the file directory x:\NOAKA. It contains a series of files that are unrelated to the main ARG.
Origin[]
- See Noaka.
Content[]
The folder directory contains 24 files, most of which reference SiIvaGunner and/or the ARG.
| File | Content | Explanation |
|---|---|---|
| 7446737957614144801.mp4 | A British meme video of a man going off on the camera man, using various "brainrot" terms such as "Skibidi" and "Rizz." His sweatshirt has the word "ARG" on the back, but it is likely not related to any ARG. | |
| 65302e192e5e45be9ff3f202e4aeb827.mp4 | A reupload of an edited TikTok video posted by Instagram user @UNZUCKABLE of IShowSpeed laughing at KSI after KSI took off his bandana. | |
| attachment.gif | An ARG-related meme poking fun at the solvers' waiting for cipher-based steps to be solved. The gif also includes @PhillipBankss's Chill Guy OC in the third shot. | |
| alternate_route.txt | 1 - am 2 - fr 3 - ds 4 - ed 5 - um 6 - al 7 - gy 8 - en 9 - pr 0 - eb |
A list of numbers with paths for a supposed "alternate route". All the numbers lists the following country language code.
Using the correct answer from the PAINT step involving what A stands for (inputting "x:\PAINT\624" into the database search bar), you can substitute 6, 2, and 4 to obtain the keyword "alfred." If you input "x:\PAINT\alfred" into the search bar, a single video appears in the directory named "distraction.mp4." This video is described in the next row of the table. |
| distraction.mp4 | A meme video of the kid from 9+10=21. After starting normally up through the cameraman asking "What's 9 plus 10?" the voice clip from Toy Story of Woody shouting "BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!" is played instead of the kid saying "21." The video then scrolls to the left to an orange spinning fish set to the "Funkytown"/"Meet the Flintstones" edit from 41:46 in "Main Theme - Vine". At 18 seconds, the video is framed with a meme caption "DISTRACTION ENDING" in reference to the "Good Ending/Bad Ending" meme. | |
| COUNCIL.png | The image depicts Gummibär, Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House, Desmond the Moon Bear, and Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's wearing black robes and seated around a table with the caption "THE COUNCIL WILL / DECIDE YOUR FATE". This references how "I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)", "The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha", "Desmond the Moon Bear", and Five Nights at Freddy's are all bear-related channel memes.
If the image is inverted or brightened, it reveals four links closer to each character, in which redirects into four YouTube videos representing those characters:
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| DO_NOT_CLICK.png | Do not look at this image. | |
| Ez1UeDIWEAQcias.jpg | An image of the Fortnite Chapter 1 thumbnail with "Fortnite" edited to say "Helltaker." It is unknown if the suspicious filename is meant to lead anywhere. | |
| christmas.mp4 | An unedited reupload of the TikTok video "Had to do one with both of them! Merry Christmas everyone! 😊🎄 #animation #fanart #toystory #disney #pixar" by dave.xp, a 3D animation of Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story dancing to a mashup of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and "Crank That". | |
| funFact.mp4 | An edited clip of 58:00 from "Main Theme - Vine" where the fake IP address is replaced with a realistic one, tied to a location (40.7143 , -74.006), located in Staten Island, New York. On the last visible frame, "W29R5pM" is overlaid on the "BUTTON" text. "W29R5pM" is an ImgBB code for the gif of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat used in the "Se Piscar Já Era" music video. | |
| Hello!.png | An image of an orange-colored Joke-Explainer™ 7000 from "SiIva Direct 12.19.2024", with the text "I HEAR EVERY FILE YOU OPEN." | |
| hol' up someones calling.avi | An image of a Nokia phone with the logo both on the phone and in the screen edited to say "NOAKA." The image was then ran through avatarify to get the image to do the same lip sync seen as Gegagedigedagedago. The audio is the standard Nokia ringtone edited to match Cotton-Eye Joe. | |
| siivagunner_commenters2.gif | Based on the "siivagunner commenters" meme from "7 Grand Dad Fusion Collab", this time with "Iraq veterans" replaced with "tBsH67kAJMb". | |
| smirt.png | A stock image of a rabbit at a computer. | |
| Garten_of_BammBamm.png | An edited image of a Funko Pop of Bamm-Bamm from The Flintstones. The text overlaid says "GARTEN OF BAMMBAMM" in the same fonts as the logo of Garten of Banban, without the character letters. | |
| WHAT.png | An artwork of Gegagedigedagedago hiding next to a sign saying "HELP ME," in reference to Max Design Pro's usage of the character. The art is in the style of SiIvaGunner All-Star Summer Festival 2021: Legends of the Western Sunset promotional art, with a silhouette of Wood Man holding a revolver in the background. There is a wanted poster nailed to the sign of Gegagedigedagedago, implying Wood Man is currently hunting him, similar to the representatives of all of the events during Legends of the Western Sunset. | |
| What_did_Lad_say.mp4 | An unedited reupload of blephin_'s "NAW WHAT DID BRO SAY" video, which is itself an edit of Kai Cenat's infamous "freestyle" stream with Lil RT that stutters and "glitches out" on the last line of the freestyle. | |
| white_alaskan_salmon.mp4 | A YTP of Hell's Kitchen Season 9, Episode 14. At the end of the video, the text "ZoXmVA7kiwO" appears. It is unknown if this text leads anywhere. Below is a transcript of what is said:
"If you are lucky enough to have a stunning, wild SiIvaGunner ARG hint real no fake 100% fall from the sky, imagine?" | |
| venSFVZuwfmCqttgvtj.mp4 | An edited version of "I drank 3 redbulls and made this video." by TikTok user @chechenassassin. The video plays normally, except at 0:20 where the image of "The Creature" is replaced with the original Noaka video, and at 0:40 where "Evil Mr. Shakedowns" from the original video is replaced with "Orange Joke-Explainer 7000," a reference to "SiIva Direct 12.19.2024". | |
| the_leapfrog_arg.jpg | An image of Professor Quigley on The Plane from ONE. This is a reference to "Made a Word! (ONE) - LeapFrog Word Whammer Fridge Phonics Set", in which Quigley disappears from the Word Whammer. In ONE, contestants disappear when they're sent to The Plane. | |
| transmission.mp3 |   |
A snippet of Aphex Twin's "∆Mᵢ⁻¹ = −∂ ∑ Dᵢ[n] [∑ Fⱼᵢ[n−1] + F extᵢ[n⁻¹]]", or "Equation", a track that reveals an image of the artist's face when run through a spectrogram. Running the audio file through a spectrogram reveals the Troll Face at the corresponding point. |
| teethagummer.png | A drawing of Teeth-Agummer from "SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament Direct 9.21.2019 (Beta Mix)" by Keeby10, as seen in Kfad2 art folder/Misc. Assets, Concept Art & Bonuses. | |
| are_you_paying_attention.html | Referencing a section from "SiIva Direct 12.19.2024". If the player executes this file, it restarts the entire website and makes a request to a nonexistent file named "sex". | |
| SIIVAGUNNERTEETHBUTTON.exe | This file opens a window with the text "CLICK ME" typed in large letters. Once clicked, a 12 second loop of edits from "Happy Birthday (Level 1) (OST Version) - Gimmick!" plays in a video, while an unknown audio plays in the background, playing to completion before looping automatically. | |
| whitepaper.pdf |    |
A 3 page .pdf file in which is a documentation about "The NOAKA Protocol: A Paradigm Shift in Blockchain Synergy". In which reveals that NOAKA is stands for "Network of Autonomous Kinetic Aggregation". This file was very likely generated using AI, given how quickly the paper was made, and the wording used throughout. |
