"Health Update (Holiday Mix) - Captain Novolin" is a high quality rip of the Holiday mix of "Health Update" from Captain Novolin.
Joke[]
This is a spoof of "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" in-character as the narrator from all other rips of "Health Update" with the instrumental arranged using the advertised track's instruments. The narrator refers to himself as "Glassa Claus" in reference to "Health Update - Captain Novolin".
The lyrics can be read in an accessible set of closed captions.
Credits[]
Click "Expand" to show the lyrics.
You'd better watch out
your sugar is high.
You'd better throw out that food or you'll die.
Glassa Claus be comin',
for you.
I'm making a list
of things you can eat.
Follow it close
I know when you cheat.
Glassa Claus be comin',
for you.
I see what you been eatin'.
I know it's a mistake.
I know when you ain't drink yo milk
so put down that goddamn cake.
mmm!
You'd better watch out.
You'd better not try.
Puttin' that ice cream
on to that pie.
Glassa Claus be comin',
for you!
