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"Intro - Wood Man's Halloween House Party (ft. David S. Pumpkins)" is the high quality announcement video for Wood Man's Halloween House Party (ft. David S. Pumpkins).

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This video establishes the premise for the event: David S. Pumpkins and Wood Man (who is dressed as David) are throwing a house party at Dr. Wily's house. The two take the viewer on a tour of the party, where they see the following guests:

Wood Man then gives David control of the channel and starts playing Mario Party 7 with Donkey Kong, Takane Shijou, and Angry Joe.

Transcript[]

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[The sound of a door creaking open is heard along with creepy music. Three silhouettes slowly fade into view.]

???Welcome, traveler! You've come quite a long way this Halloween night! Allow me to introduce myself! You may call me...

[The lights flick on, revealing David S. Pumpkins, along with his two skeleton backup dancers, standing in a doorway.]

David...David S. Pumpkins!

["Circus (Pumpkin Spice Mix) - Five Nights at Freddy's" plays, as the three perform their respective dances.]

DavidAny questions?

[The door closes, using Minecraft's door closing sound effect.]

???Hey David, who's at the door?

[The door opens, again using its respective Minecraft sound effect, revealing Wood Man. An audience cheers.]

Wood ManOh, nice, it's you guys! Well, come on in. The party's just getting started. Welcome to...

[With a flash of lighting, the scene changes to a logo for the "SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special >:] lol" as an organ flourish plays. The music quickly cuts off as the logo is crossed out with a red "X". With a whip crack from David S. Pumpkins' theme, an image of Wood Man and David S. Pumpkins standing back-to-back, with the caption "Wood Man's Halloween House Party! With special guest star David S. Pumpkins" appears. "Wood Man Stage (Halloween Mix) - Mega Man 2" begins playing as the image fades to a scene of Ajit Pai, Hamood Habibi, Inspector Gadget, Smol Nozomi, Unregistered HyperCam 2, HOBaRT, Big Chungus, Soulja Boy, sphelonious donk, GIR-elle, Gabe Newell, AMUNO, Spike, and ZUN attending the party.]

Wood ManPretty nice, huh? After last Halloween got, uh... out of hand, I decided to keep it simple this year and host a Halloween party at Dr. Wily's place while he's out of town for the week. Of course, the last time I had a get-together this big, someone ended up getting diagnosed with murder. So I figured that this time around, I could help for the best party-planner I know! But it turns out she was hosting her own Nightmare Night party over in Ponyville, wherever that is, so I phoned up David here instead.

[Wood Man gestures to David near a portrait of Dr. Wily.]

DavidI'm David Pumpkins!

Wood ManHe helped pull out all the stops for this party without any need for that pesky continuity. Here, let me show you around.

[Haruka Amami and Whitty are seen singing "GO MY WAY!!" at a karaoke machine, with Whitty's vocals arranged to "GO MY WAY!!"]

Wood ManCheck it out! We got a karaoke machine...

[Bob Dylan and Pac-Man are seen sitting in a hot tub, with a Goomba, The Voice Inside Your Head, Hard Rock Joe, and MissingNo. standing in the background.]

Wood Man...A hot tub...

Pac-ManWanna freebase?

Bob DylanOoh, I'm Bob Dylan, I smoke the weed. Gimmie a smoke, man.

[DJ Professor K is seen DJing, with Jerma, Mr Rental, AMUNO, and Scott the Woz dancing in front of him. "Everybody Jump Around - Jet Set Radio" plays.]

Wood Man...A dance floor with a live DJ...

DJ Professor KLet me hear you make some noise, Wily Castle, ha ha! JET! SET! RADIOOOOOOOOO!

[Angry Joe is seen setting up a Wii with Mario Party 7 displayed on the TV behind him. "The Goblin Dance" goblins lurk behind him.]

Wood Man...And a 70-inch TV with Jackbox and Mario Party hooked up.

[Takane Shijou looks to her left with a quizzical expression.]

TakaneI've never played Mario Party before... is it any good?

[The camera pans out to reveal Angry Joe sitting beside her.]

Angry JoeSure, I guess. As long as you're not up against Donkey Kong!

[Donkey Kong suddenly appears next to the two. Takane looks amused while Joe appears furious.]

Donkey Kong(using sentence-mixed clips from "DK Rap") Hey, heard ya got some games going here!

Angry JoeFU-

[Wood Man and David S. Pumpkins watch as Noelle, Spamton, MissingNo., Ajit Pai, HOBaRT, Big Chungus, and Smol Nozomi enjoy the party.]

Wood ManAh, yes. This is the nicest Halloween party ever. And all thanks to David S. Pumpkins!

[David poses next to his skeleton backup dancers.]

DavidAny questions?

[Wood Man looks at David with a confused expression.]

Wood ManWell... yes, with all due respect, David, I... still don't quite get what exactly your whole, uh... getup? Is?

DavidI'm David Pumpkins, man!

Wood ManAnd David Pumpkins is...?

DavidHis own thing!

Wood ManAnd the skeletons are...?

[The music pauses.]

SkeletonsPart of it!

[The camera cuts to Wood Man, then to David. The music resumes as Wood Man walks away from David, shrugging.]

Wood ManYou know what? I'm not even gonna question it anymore. David is not a character but he throws the best parties.

[Takane, sitting next to Angry Joe and Donkey Kong, waves to Wood Man.]

TakaneOh hey, Wood Man! Wanna play Mario Party with us?

[Wood Man thumbs towards SiIvaGunner's computer, looking disappointed.]

Wood ManAw, I'd love to, gang. But I still gotta run the channel, so I'll have to pass this time.

[Wood Man puts a hand to his chin.]

Wood ManUnless...

[Wood Man turns to David.]

Wood ManCover for me, Dave?

[David flashes a thumbs-up.]

Wood ManNice >:]

[Wood Man sits down in a nearby chair as Takane passes him a Wii Remote.]

Wood ManCount me in, guys!

TakaneSo which board are we picking?

Wood ManWould it be too cliché for me to suggest Woody Woods?

[The camera pans from Wood Man and Takane's group to David and his skeleton backup dancers. "Circus (Pumpkin Spice Mix) - Five Nights at Freddy's" plays again.]

DavidHow's it hanging, SiIvaGunner fans? I'm David S. Pumpkins! And I'm gonna scare the HELL out of YOU!

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