Jack & Elmo's quote
"JEEZ LOUISE! You're like 10x bigger than that demon I fought! Doesn't mean I won't defeat you like I defeated him, though!"
"Hi there, new friend! You look just like Elmo's other friends! Want Elmo to tell you how to get to Sesame Street?"
"Hey Elmo, look! That lady over there has one, two, three... EIGHT awesome tentacles!"
"Hey, I remember you! No offense but you're still lookin' pretty tacky, my dude. But I guess you'd take that as a compliment."
"Kermit! Elmo's so happy to see you! You look a bit...different today!"
"Hey, yeah, you guys work at Nintendo, right? Can you please get my Elgato to work? I would very much appreciate it."
"I don't think Elmo would be very fond of you taking away his Martian friends, so that's why I am going to stop you right here and now!"
"I've dodged many bullets before. I'm pretty sure you are gonna be a breeze, my dude."
"The only gauntlet I know of is the Gauntlet of Wooden Warriors, and trust me...that is not fun."
"You know what, Wario? I happen to be a MASTER of Disguise as well!"
"Big Bird! It's Elmo! It's so nice to see you here! Where did you get that hammer?"
"Woah, easy there, tough guy! You're not the only experienced fighter. I am a kung-fu mastah! Come get some!"
"Wait a minute! This guy's hair has 1, 2- Actually, I think I'll need your help, Elmo.
"A man's voice shows how powerful he is! Being that you don't have one, I think we both know where this is goin', buddy."
"I've met Adam Devine before but... Adam Levine? It's like I'm having déjà-vu right now..."
"You think you're a lady killer? Oh, please! I do kung-fu, guitar, YouTube, and...what do you got? One crazy hairdo, bro."
"Wow! You have so much money, Mr. Krabs! Elmo thinks you should let the Count count it all sometime!"
"Maybe once I defeat you, baby, your little song can finally peace out of the recommendations of my videos!"
"I'm sorry, but... who?"
"Elmo thinks that word means happy, Mr. Jack!"
"We both have the power Within, baby! Let's see who can come up on top! Probably, me, as usual."
"Hahahaha! You remind Elmo of Mr. Noodle! You and Mr. Noodle are just so silly!"
"D is for Doctor, AND Daily Dose! Hahahaha!"
"You demons again? Didn't I defeat your leader? You're not laying a hand on Elmo! I challenge you to a rock-off!"
"Ohohoho, MAN! We're gonna get some nice treats if we manage to beat this pile of fudge, Elmo, just you wait!"
"You're about to face the most awesome rhythm experience of all time, baby! My guitar is ready to kick some butt!"
"So you guys are the remixers I've heard about...sorry Jables, my home is on YouTube! And you can't stop me!"
"Hey, do you happen to know Monkey? No, he's not a normal monkey, he's-you know, just forget about it, bro."
"I... can't even tell what shape this thing is!"
"Do you guys really think you could beat me with my sweet sweet Sax-A-Boom skills? I pity you."
"Fuuuuuuuuuuu-ny you say that! You should tone down the curse words you mother father. Excuse the language, Elmo."
"Ooh! A teddy bear! Elmo wants to cuddle with him!"
"Not sure if you want to play with this bear, Elmo. I have a strange feeling about him..."
Jack & Elmo's quote
"Now that's what I call the power of rock!"
"Sorry bro, but we are very clearly and quite literally the stars of the show."
"Elmo really likes your singing! You ladies should sing with Elmo next time!"
"Tell you what, once I win this tournament (because I totally will, awesome style), I'll do another collab with you, one Jable to another. This time, on MY channel."
"NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ...ahem, I mean, I suppose my eagle powers made me win!"
"Welp, there go the chances of me recording Nintendo games... or any games..."
"Mr. Jack, why did those guys want to see the Martians?"
"They just wanted to find an octagon, so I gave them one in the face!"
"Your demons were never a match for me. I'm a brutal legend, my friend."
"Mr. Thanos, Oscar knows many mice and rats in his garbage can. You should go in there with him!"
"I guess my disguise was just too good for you to tell the difference between me and beating you. I am just on fiya!"
"In your defense, this matchup wasn't a fair question."
"Tell Mr. Octagon that Elmo says hi!"
"I think his name is Otacon, little buddy."
"Today's episode of King for Another Day was brought to you by the letter K."
"Well, at least he'll make a good puppet friend!"
"Don't worry, Mr. Levine! Sesame Street has lots of payphones!"
"You know, if you come by the record store sometime, I may show you a place where you can get some demon girls..."
"Well, I doubt Nick'll let me host the Kids' Choice Awards again after this..."
"See you back at Sesame Street, Mariya! Tell Abby Elmo is doing great!"
"That doctor taught Elmo something today. The letter P stands for Pingas!... Wait... Elmo doesn't know what that means."
"It was nice getting to see you again, Mr. Pharrell!"
"Wait, you know him?!"
"Now that you're done, could you ask Sans if he would want to collaborate with me? My kids are huge fans!"
"I think it's about time you stop talking to this guy Elmo, I think he wants to puppeteer you in a way that's not very child-friendly."
"You look very friendly, mister other Jack! Maybe once Elmo wins, you could move to Sesame Street."
"Jack, let's bake some cookies for Cookie Monster! Elmo bets he would be very grateful for our gift!"
"Elmo loves your instrument! He'll make sure to bring one to Sesame Street! Da...-don?"
"Wait a minute! Look! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, EIGHT SIDES OF NICO NICO DOUGA!"
"Thank you for the fun, Mr. Monkey Kong!" "Erm, he's called Donkey Kong." "But he's a monkey, Jack, not a donkey!"
"Okay, Elmo, but I'll explain to you later."
"Elmo, what's gotten into you? We beat it, snap out of it!"
"Phew, that was 45 minutes of non-stop jazz...no, wait a minute, sorry. That was 2 hours and 78 minutes of non-stop jazz!"
"Jack, what's a motherfu-"
"ELMO! Do not repeat anything that man has said, alright? He's a bad influence."
"Was there any doubt that us Jables are a better duo? Match made in heaven, baby! Up top Elmo!"