"Love Theme - Maroon GO" is a high quality rip of "Love Theme" from Maroon GO.
Jokes[]
Nick Oleksiak can be heard, singing the lyrics of the song "This Love" by Maroon 5. At 2:22, he then says "Master sensei-chan-san-tan-kun". At 2:37, he says "Now it's time for the memes, bitch". At 2:42, he then sings a series of songs:
Time | Joke | Source |
---|---|---|
2:42 | Snow halation | µ's |
3:02 | Libera me from Hell | Gurren Lagann |
3:12 | Break Stuff | Limp Bizkit |
3:21 | S.L.A.B. Freestyle | Chip tha Ripper |
3:28 | Whales | Hail Mary Mallon |
3:32 | Deepthroat | CupcakKe |
3:42 | We Are Number One | LazyTown |
3:52 | Meet the Flintstones | Hoyt Curtin |
After he sings, he recedes into his persona of "wolf girl-chan" (a parody of Wolf girl with you) and thanks his "master" for listening.
Lyrics[]
["This Love" by Maroon 5]
I was so high, I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye as she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice 'cause I won't say goodbye anymore, woah, woah, woah
I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Oh, kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again
But, oh, this love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice 'cause I won't say goodbye anymore woah, woah, woah
I'll fix these broken things
Repair your broken wings
And make sure everything is alright
My pressure on your hips
Sinking my fingertips
Into every inch of you
'Cause I know that's what you want me to do
Master sensei-chan-san-tan-kun
Now it's time for the memes, bitch.
["Snow halation"]
Todokete
Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"
Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou
["Libera me from Hell"]
Do the impossible, see the invisible
Row! Row! Fight the power!
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
Row! Row! Fight the power!
["Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit]
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
[S.L.A.B. Freestyle (with some alterations)]
Now baby I'm the ripper, your grand daddy's worst nightmare
Got bitches on my dick, but I'm quite fair
["Whales"]
Money on my motherfucking mind
Cop seven grand dads at the same time
["Deepthroat"]
Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat yo' dick
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
["We Are Number One"]
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
[The Flintstones theme song]
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone Age Family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
[Outro]
Welcome back, Master.
Hope you had a good time listening to this tune. I had a good time singing it.
Yes, that was me. Wolf girl san-chan-tan-kun-senpai-senpu-sensei.
Well, have a good night's rest. Doggy's gotta go to sleep after singing that kinky-ass shit.