Love Theme - Mass Effect

"Love Theme - Mass Effect" is a high quality rip of "Love Theme" from Mass Effect.

Jokes[]

SiIvaGunner delivers a monologue about wanting to be with a dominant woman over the advertised track, accompanied by a slideshow of various relevant images. The monologue is transcribed in a set of closed captions.

This rip gives context to the Valentine's Day 2020 event, as songs relating to loneliness was the main recurring theme of the rips uploaded during the event.

Transcript[]

[An image of a SiIvaGunner Wojak appears onscreen.]

There's only one thing I really want on this earth...

...a girl.

Please, Lord on earth, give me this one thing.
I need a woman more than anything else.

[A stock image of a couple kissing fades in.]

I will do anything and everything to find a girl who will love me no matter what.
Please Lord almighty, please.

[A "SIMP" meme image fades in.]

I don't care if I get called a simp--if it means that I can feel the female touch on my stone skin, then I will simp harder than the Simpsons themselves.

[A picture of the Simpsons fades in.]

I just want a girl who can sit next to me and watch anime and Netflix, and maybe we can even snuggle up close, and heck, maybe she can also sit on my face.

[A stock image of a couple sitting together fades in. A SiIvaGunner Forever Alone face replaces Wojak SiIva.]

I can just imagine the heavenly smell of her panties right now.
PLEASE, I need this.

Anyone out there, I will be your bottom bitch.

[A drawing of a male slave being given money fades in.]

I will be your paypig. TRUST ME.

[An image of a Wojak McDonald's worker fades in.]

I might make minimum wage at McDonald's... but for you, baby, my wallet will be like Scrooge's money bin. Even if I get fired for shooting my seed into the burgers thinking of your face, my welfare checks will be yours.

Every high quality rip I make today, and forever, will be dedicated to you. I'm begging you. I'm a proud atheist, but if believing in a God will give me a woman, I'll go to church every goddamn day. As long as I have the girl of my dreams.

[The Forever Alone SiIva fades out, and is replaced with the brooding SiIva illustration seen in the channel's avatar during the event.]

Please...

Trivia[]

This rip may hint at SiIvaGunner being bisexual, as the original Antinous he is based on loved men.
SimpaGunner is coincidentally the name of a fan channel. It is unknown if they submitted the rip.