"Loves the Ladies [Episode 7] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis" is a high quality lore video and the seventh episode of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis.
Summary[]
The video begins with an introduction presented by the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, who explains that the episode took a long time to produce due to production issues. She then presents a recap of the events of the first six episodes of the Christmas Comeback Crisis, and also points to "[The SilvaGunner Timeline: A Summary of Events]" and the story arc's playlist for new viewers. After the recap, the episode properly begins.
Inside The Voice's tower, Angry Joe reports the failure of his operation against Santa Claus to The Voice Inside Your Head, including the fact that Santa Claus managed to escape with Smol Nozomi and Meta Knight. However, Joe redeems himself by giving The Voice a vial of Christmas Spirit that he managed to recover. The Voice is pleased with the precious vial, giving Joe a "present" before dismissing him.
The Voice then calls in President Haltmann, who reports a resounding success in his efforts to take over the world and eliminate anime. As a "reward", The Voice calls Haltmann's daughter Susie to sing the president's theme. However, "Susie" is actually a poorly-disguised Haruka Amami, who sings an interpretation of "The Noble Haltmann" (contrasting with that of Susie's). Haltmann storms out, infuriated at The Voice trying to pass Haruka as Haltmann's daughter.
Meanwhile, Nozomi, Meta Knight and Santa Claus return to Grandiose City from the North Pole. Santa Claus reveals that The Voice is a hybrid between Figment and human, a being so powerful that he could only be defeated using a weapon enhanced by Christmas Spirit. Before the trio can attack The Voice, however, they must scout his barracks. Once near the barracks, the trio is ambushed by Angry Joe, who unveils his "present" from The Voice: Mecha-Dick.
Mecha-Dick is easily outclassed by the Smolitzer, but after sustaining the loss of an arm, the bot breaks apart to reveal an even smaller robot: Mecha-Dick MK-II. The MK-II bot outmaneuvers the Smolitzer with superior speed, pummeling it and its three occupants. Soon, it is clear that the Smolitzer is outclassed, and Joe demands that Santa surrender. Santa refuses, and pours a full vial of Christmas Spirit into the Smolitzer, empowering it well beyond even the MK-II's abilities. The Smolitzer tears Mecha-Dick in half, and Angry Joe barely escapes. The heroes catch their breath, lament the loss of a precious vial, and head back to the barracks.
Track list[]
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| 0:00 - 1:16, 5:56 - 6:18 | "Magolor's Shoppe" | Team Kirby Clash Deluxe | The Joke-Explainer™ 7000's theme. |
| 1:18 - 1:22 | ??? | ??? | Anime-style (?) opening sound effect. |
| 1:23 - 1:48 | "First Contact" | Kirby Planet Robobot | In "Prologue" and the recap. |
| 1:51 - 2:13, 12:43 - 13:02 | "NYC Streets" | Deus Ex | Tense theme. |
| 2:15 - 2:29 | "Pink Ball Activate!" | Kirby Planet Robobot | In "No Place To Hide" and the recap. |
| 2:30 - 2:50 | "DND (Do Not Destroy) - No More Heroes" | Triple-Q | The Rapper's Union theme. |
| 2:52 - 3:13, 7:29 - 8:43 | "Loveless Command" | Kirby Planet Robobot | President Haltmann's theme. |
| 3:15 - 3:55 | "Colonial (Battle) - FTL: Faster Than Light" | Xarlable | In "Old Times" and the recap. |
| 3:57 - 4:22 | "mm2wood" | Mega Man 2, Mingo Games Ltd. | Wood Man's theme. |
| 4:24 - 4:41, 20:43 - 21:28 | "Brothers in Arms" | Kirby Planet Robobot | In the recap and after the Mecha Dick fight. |
| 4:43 - 4:57 | "Wave of The Beanbot - The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Original Soundtrack" | beat_shobon | |
| 5:00-5:19 | "You Say Run - My Hero Academia: Battle for All" | dante | Plays during Episode 6 and in the recap. |
| 5:22 - 5:34 | A hummed rendition of "Baka Mitai" | Yakuza 5 | During the end of Episode 6 and in the recap. |
| 6:25 - 7:15 | "j - The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Original Soundtrack" | MtH | Plays in the Tower. |
| 8:47 - 8:52 | "Long Elevator" | Undertale | When Susie is summoned to the Tower. |
| 9:19 - 11:28 | "The Noble Haltmann: Final Recital - Kirby Planet Robobot" | Can of Nothing | Plays during Susie's rendition of "The Noble Haltmann". |
| 11:34 - 12:36 | "Caught Me Singing " | Kirby Planet Robobot | Alternate Haltmann's theme. |
| 13:03 - 14:14, 14:22 - 16:06 | "Theme of DCMC - MOTHER 3" | livvy94 | Plays during Nozomi and Meta Knight's discussion with Santa. |
| 16:09 - 16:36 | ??? | ??? | Plays just before the assault on The Voice's barracks. |
| 16:41 - 17:16 | "Crossing the Rubicon" (in 8-Bit format) | The Human Abstract | Angry Joe's Angry Reviews theme song. |
| 17:22 - 18:14 | "VS. The Wicked Company" | Kirby Planet Robobot | During the first phase of the Mecha Dick fight. |
| 18:26 - 19:28 | "Dedede's Tridimensional Cannon" | Kirby Planet Robobot | Plays during the second phase of the Mecha Dick fight. |
| 19:45 - 20:37 | "Molten Mine" | Sonic and the Black Knight | During the final phase of the Mecha Dick fight. |
Transcript[]
Intro[]
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| JK-EX-7000:
Hi, I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000! I was built for the express purpose of explaining (and subsequently ruining) the joke and kayfabe on otherwise obscure rips. However, today I am here for a different purpose: to introduce episode 7 of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis: Loves the Ladies! Most of you are probably wondering why this episode took so long to come out. Well, as it was explained in the Megalovania (Chex Mix) video, the team ran into some development hell. They would like to apologize for the wait. But this time, it looks like things have been resolved! Expect episodes to come out more frequently......or at least, not take as absurdly long per episode this time. You never know what could happen in this world of ours. As you know, we've already reached the halfway point of the series. So, as per tradition of anime, it's time for the obligatory recap! Now, don't go just yet! This IS a new episode, but if you want to skip the recap and jump straight into the action, skip to 6:20. However, many of you are probably new to this channel. For newcomers, I highly recommend checking out the Timeline video, which sums up everything which has happened from SilvaGunner's conception to now. There's also the playlist for the complete Comeback Crisis series to date, but it's only recommended that you watch this after familiarizing yourself with the channel's lore. Otherwise, if you need a refresher or are just looking to waste time, then just sit back... |
Recap[]
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| Crisis is afoot! While the leader of our channel is having a well-deserved rest, the peaceful, high-quality world of SilvaGunner is invaded by a mysterious villain!
The villain brought SilvaGunner's running jokes to life using his computer, kidnapped them, and turned the quaint little town into a futuristic nightmare under his control! Some of the running jokes tried to stop him, but it as in vain... ...however one of them was too smol to be captured. Enter our hero, the very smol Nozomi. Determined to save her friends, she headed into the city. The entire city was under control, with robots everywhere. The villain finally revealed himself to the public. His name... The Voice Inside Your Head. After he broadcasted the murder of the Cinderella Girls to everyone as a demonstration of his power, he swore that he would destroy anime forever and rule the world. Not long after, Nozomi is found and pursued by enemy robots! She quickly looks for a way to escape... After being cornered in an alleyway, Nozomi disabled a pursuing robot with some quick wit... Meanwhile, a group known as the Rapper's Union was planning to overthrow the Voice's regime and take the city for themselves. They decided to start by taking over a building nearby, which was heavily guarded... ...until Nozomi and the Smolitzer showed up to even the odds! After an expression of gratitude from the Union, Nozomi headed off to pursue her friends once again. Meanwhile, the Voice is revealed to be working with Haltmann. Haltmann reveals his Harlequin Force Stringbots designed for crowd control, which the Voice then approves for manufacture. The Stringbots prove to be a succesful deterrent against the increasing riots in the city. Wood Man meets up with the Voice; it is revealed that Wood Man was created by The Voice as an accident during the reboot. The Voice then explains to Wood Man the rules of this universe, and how there are two types of beings: Humans, and Figments. Figments being powerful beings who only exist inside the imagination... Figments can kill eachother [sic] as much as they please within the realm of fiction, while Humans are not. If a human has had a lasting legacy, it lives on as a Figment. However, when Figments die in the real world, they are purged from existence. This is why the Voice wanted to bring Figments to the real world; to kill the ones he doesn't like. After the Voice's loss to Chad Warden, he was seemingly gone forever. But because Wood Man kept him alive as an idea, he was able to bide his time until Wood Man could take over the channel and develop a way for Figments to transcend planes. So, The Voice ordered Wood Man to kill Nozomi... Distaught with his loss, Wood Man decided to quit working for the Voice to do what he felt like doing. He teamed up with Robbit Rotten, who had recently snuck his way out of the Voice's tower! Back at the tower itself, the Voice was prepared for an assault... while Haltmann was growing more wary of the Voice. Back in the city, Nozomi encountered a mysterious new ally... the enigmatic caped swordsman, Meta Knight! Meta Knight briefed her on the situation t hand, and how the Voice was planning an assault on the North Pole. Without a moment's hesitation, Nozomi and Meta Knight set off for the North Pole to rescue Santa... When our heroes arrived at the scene, the place was swarming with tropes! Nozomi and Meta Knight carefully stealthed their way through the base to Santa's Workshop, where he was being held hostage. After Santa was freed, he insisted that the place needed to be blown to smithereens. Santa smashed the self-destruct button, and the place was rigged to blow in 5 minutes! After a mystery figure steals Santa's sleigh, our heroes fight their way out... As our heroes made their way back from the North Pole, it is revealed that Santa blew up his own Workshop to prevent the Voice from getting a hold of Christmas Spirit, a resource capable of giving immense power. Christmas Spirit is generated through people being jolly and celebrating the holidays; thus, the Voice wanted to create his own by resurrecting SilvaGunner's channel to create Christmas-themed rips. But because the Voice was impure of heart, his Christmas Spirit was not as powerful, so he resorted to trying to capture and interrogate Santa for his instead. Santa revealed that he had three vials of Christmas Spirit as backup. As our heroes traveled back to Grandiose City, he reminisced about a lost friend... JK-EX-7000:
And that's the recap! So, without further ado, we proudly present The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis, Episode 7: Loves the Ladies! Thanks, and have fun~! |
In the Tower[]
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Meanwhile, in the tower... |
Outside Grandiose City[]
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Meanwhile, Santa Claus, Meta Knight, and Nozomi were making their way back from the North Pole. |
The Barracks[]
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Meta Knight: Troops everywhere. |
Trivia[]
- The line "worth the weight" is most likely an intentional misspelling of "worth the wait" in reference to" Valve Time", a tongue-in-cheek reference to the extremely long development time used by Valve Corporation.
- The episode's title and description reference The Nutshack; Myx TV (now known as Myx) was the host of the show for two seasons, and "loves the ladies" is a lyric from the opening theme.
- This episode was uploaded a day before the tenth anniversary of The Nutshack.
- The video description's catchphrase is associated with Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series. It is most likely a nod to the long gap between this and the previous episode.
- The final seconds of the rip have the text "48 61 70 70 79 20 62 69 72 74 / 68 64 61 79 20 43 68 61 7a 65 21", which translates from hexadecimal to "Happy birthday Chaze!".