"Main Menu (Unused) - Garry's Mod" is a rip of the unused track "Main Menu" from Garry's Mod.
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The rip starts with brief silence, which is suddenly interrupted by a short clip of the "Angry German Kid" video and stock laughing sound effects. A test card cut takes us to the rest of the rip, which is a kitty0706-style Garry's Mod machinima video featuring Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas characters, as well as Houston from Payday 2 and Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
The story begins with Carl Johnson getting thrown outside a police car in front of his house. Carl then greeted by Big Smoke and he start lecturing Carl before launching him into the house.
Big Smoke then eats a cheeseburger before he inflates and blows himself up in comical way, cue Ryder introduction. Ryder then greets Carl, asking if Carl will leave the gang cue his refusal, but suddenly halted by Ryder, smoking his cannabis and goes high and floating. Carl then kicked him upstairs, enter his brother Sweet's room cue Sweet inviting him to join his game. Carl accepts his over and play NES until nighttime. Outside there's Venom Snake having a problem with his iDroid before exploding and burning him alive. Sins of the Father plays until nighttime.
During the night, two members of the Ballas gang attempt to upload a mashup to the GiIvaSunner channel. The Grove Street Families are alerted by a mashup alarm in their sleep and System of a Down's "Vicinity of Obscenity" plays in the background. CJ locates the location of the mashup and calls the gang in for their next operation.
The gang proceeds to the location of the two Ballas' residence and knock on the door. The Balla who began the upload for the mashup is woken up by the Grove Street Families members talking outside (as well as Houston yelling at him to "Get the fuck up!"). The Balla answers the door and realizes that the knocker was Ryder. The Balla tries to call the other member, but is punched in the testicles by Ryder. The Grove Street Families enters the house afterward, and CJ locates the computer uploading the mashup, managing to cancel the upload.
After cancelling the upload, CJ makes a call to his client. The client (heavily implied to be Mr Rental) promises to compensate the Grove Street Families for banning the mashup and tells them he will speak with them later. CJ then drives the gang home, getting into an argument with Ryder about his driving on the way.
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| Time | Song | Source |
|---|---|---|
| 0:12 | ??? | ??? |
| 0:23 | "San Andreas Theme Song" | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas |
| 0:23 | "Title Theme - Drawn to Life" | Avolience |
| 1:02 | ??? | ??? |
| 1:18 | "It Was A Good Day" (slowed down) | Ice Cube |
| 1:31 | "Controls - Star Fox" | Xarlable |
| 1:51 | "Plant Sneaking Theme - Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty" | NBGMusic |
| 2:06 | ??? | ??? |
| 2:21 | ??? | ??? |
| 2:40 | Vicinity Of Obscenity | System Of A Down |
| 3:05 | ??? | ??? |
| 3:13 | ??? | Walter Wanderley |
| 3:38 | "Professor E. Gadd - Luigi's Mansion" | NBGMusic |
| 4:25 | ??? | ??? |
| 4:40 | ??? | ??? |