"Main Theme - 9:05" is a high quality rip of "Main Theme" from 9:05.
Jokes[]
There is no actual track titled "Main Theme" in 9:05, as the game is a text-based style game with no music.
Instead, the rip shows someone playing 9:05, initially with the text unchanged, with them answering the phone, taking a shower, getting new clothes, and then heading down to the living room. However, at 1:53, when the player enters "go south", the text begins to heavily deviate; instead of saying "The front door is closed." when going south, it jumps to the "Driveway" text that appears after exiting the house. An extra section is also added to the "Driveway" text where it describes a person strolling on the sidewalk whose stated description matches that of "The numberphile" edit with James Grime / Jay Eazy from "Main Theme (Alternate) - e". The player then decides to go on the sidewalk to which it gives more matching description and "The numberphile" begins saying several lines from the "e (Euler's Number)" video.
The player then attempts to enter the car, however "The numberphile" then pulls the letter "e", which appears to be the "e" tiles used in the rip "Gameplay - 2048" and act in a manner that matches some of the events in the rip "Waterfall (Short Mix) - Undertale", then throws one at the player, though misses, and one at the car, with the car collapsing into dust once the "e" tile has been thrown at it. The player then enters "go east" however game says it isn't good idea, given the "e" tiles, and says "What does he want you to do?" The player then responds with "give watch to man" to which "The numberphile" responds with "Wow, thanks a lot!", before pocketing the watch and jumping away, in a manner that matches how he jumps in the rip "Gameplay - 2048". The last line shown is "What was the point of that?" At 3:26, it abruptly begins scrolling back up and zooms in on the "e" of "spare", right before the rip ends.
Additionally, playing off the title of the rip, the rip was also uploaded at 9:05 AM PDT.
Transcript[]
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The phone rings.
Oh, no - how long have you been asleep? Sure, it was a tough night, but... This is bad. This is very bad.
The phone rings.
----- 9:05 by Adam Cadre
v1.12 (2016.0430) / Original release 2000.0103
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Bedroom (in bed)
This bedroom is extremely spare, with dirty laundry scattered haphazardly all over the floor. Cleaner clothing can be found in the dresser. A bathroom lies to the south, while a door to the east leads to the living room.
On the end table are a telephone, a wallet and some keys.
The phone rings.
>answer phone
You pick up the phone. "Hadley!" a shrill voice cries. "Hadley, haven't you even left yet?? You knew that our presentation was at nine o'clock sharp! First the thing with the printers, now this - there won't even be enough left of you for Bowman to fire once he's done with you. Now get the hell down here!!"
Click.
>take keys and wallet
keys: Taken.
wallet: Taken.
>get up
You get out of bed.
Bedroom
This bedroom is extremely spare, with dirty laundry scattered haphazardly all over the floor. Cleaner clothing can be found in the dresser. A bathroom lies to the south, while a door to the east leads to the living room.
On the end table is a telephone.
>go south
Bathroom
This is a far from luxurious but still quite functional bathroom, with a sink, toilet and shower. The bedroom lies to the north.
>get in shower
It's generally a good idea to take off one's clothes before showering.
>undress
[!: Please be more specific about what you'd like to take off.]
>take off clothes
You take off the soiled clothing.
>get in shower
You don't think the watch you're wearing is waterproof.
>examine watch
Apparently it's 9:13.
>drop all
wallet: Dropped.
keys: Dropped.
soiled clothing: Dropped.
>take off watch
You take off the gold watch.
>drop watch
Dropped.
>enter shower
You step into the shower, turn on the water, and within a few moments you feel like a new man. But no time to dawdle - you hop back out again and dry off in record time.
>wear watch
(first taking the gold watch)
You put on the gold watch.
>get keys and wallet
keys: Taken.
wallet: Taken.
>go north
Bedroom
This bedroom is extremely spare, with dirty laundry scattered haphazardly all over the floor. Cleaner clothing can be found in the dresser. A bathroom lies to the south, while a door to the east leads to the living room.
On the end table is a telephone.
>open dresser
You open the dresser, revealing some clean clothing.
>wear clean clothes
(first taking the clean clothing)
You put on the clean clothing.
>go east
Living room
The furniture isn't as carefully arranged as one might like, and it's a bit lacking in the luxuries that might make this a more pleasant place to spend an evening - no stereo, no TV, no DVD, none of that - but this living room is still nicer than most of those in this neighborhood. A kitchenette lies to the east, the bedroom to the west and the front door to the south.
Driveway
This is quite a seedy neighborhood, but there isn't really anywhere in the whole Las Mesas metro area that isn't at least a little rundown. Of course, the locals may complain about the ugliness and the crime, but the fact is that a starter home like this one would cost easily five times as much in someplace like Las Playas - and that's if you could find one.
The house lies to the north. A car is parked here in the driveway.
Looks like someone's out and about, strolling on the sidewalk.
A man of very short stature. He's wearing a smart collared shirt that completely clashes with his colorful sweatpants.
>go on sidewalk
You walk right up to him, face-to-face on the sidewalk.
"Eeeh!"
He makes some sort of squealing noise. At this point, you notice the name written across his chest.
"We're gonna talk about eeeh," he tells you confidently, "the big, famous constant eeeh."
Something about him is unnerving you.
>go north
You step back, but pause as he steps forward, grinning at you. The car is behind you, still on the driveway.
>get in car
You hastily spin around to get in the car, but the man squeals again, and you look back just in time to dodge whatever he's throwing at you.
"Eeeh!"
Another letter "e" materializes in his upturned hand, and he throws it -- this time right at the car. Before your eyes, the car rusts and collapses into dust, at what you can only assume is an exponential rate.
>go east
Running from someone who can do that wouldn't be one of your brightest ideas.
He's standing there, watching you. What does he want you to do?
>give watch to man
You give him the gold watch.
"Wow, thanks a lot!"
The man pockets the watch. He crouches down, and leaps into the air gracefully. You look up, but he's already gone.
What was the point of that?
Trivia[]
Adam Cadre, the creator of the advertised game, left a comment: "Wow, I... I have no idea what this is or how my poor game got roped into it. I don't remember slipping on any ice, but nonetheless, your world frightens and confuses me."[2] This comment was hearted by SiIvaGunner.