Instead, this is a live-action skit starring PoliSlix in the Blender House (with voiceover narration by Chaze the Chat and TheBlueBandito), inspired by his "How To Use Your Blender" video,[2] that tells a tutorial for submitting high quality rips to the SiIvaGunner channel. It being advertised as a rip of Superman 64 references another PoliSlix video, "Superman 64 - Then There's No Time To Waste!" (additionally, the cartridge for Superman 64 appears within the skit).
Additionally, the "How To Use Your Blender" skit is also referenced in the description via the platform credits and catchphrase.
Transcript[]
To open the dropdown, click "Expand".
[The rip starts off with TheBlueBandito, gesturing to a bottle of Flintstones Gummy Vitamins he's holding parodying an ad that plays before the instruction video. The shot then uses a stock transition to the next scene]
TheBlueBandito: "Remember: A vitamin a day keep- The Nutshack?
Someone off-camera: "Yeah."
TheBlueBandito: "A vita-"
All: [laughs]
[The screen goes black. A short bleep plays before the scene is reshot]
TheBlueBandito: "Remember a vitamin a day keeps The Nutshack away." [TheBlueBandito proceeds to eat a vitamin and shows a thumbs up].
'[The instruction video starts, having the title "How to email your SiivaGunner" pop up in large, orange WordArt font. We are presented with a door, which later gets opened to a room with PoliSlix, sleeping on an inflatable air mattress]
Narrator: "Has this ever happened to you?"
PoliSlix: [wakes up] "Ahh. Ready to start the day."
[PoliSlix proceeds to get on his computer (which is a very old model with a piece of paper taped to the screen) and begins using it. Apparently he's sending a rip to SiIvaGunner via email. PoliSlix then looks disappointed, seeing that SiIvaGunner hasn't responded to his email.]
PoliSlix: "Why isn't SiIvaGunner replying to any of my emails?"
Narrator: "We're going to answer just that question and more, in today's video: How to email your SiivaGunner."
Narrator: "Think of your favorite video game."
[PoliSlix thinks of his video game and pulls a Superman 64 cartridge out of a drawer.]
Narrator: "Do you have a high quality rip of that?"
[PoliSlix nods his head, smiling.]
Narrator: "Do you wanna share with the world?"
[PoliSlix again nods his head, smiling.]
Narrator: "Well, SiIvaGunner's channel is a perfect place to do so. But if you wanna maximize your chances of having your high quality rip being seen across the globe, we have a few simple steps to help you."
[PoliSlix, using the computer, follows the narrator's steps.)
Narrator: "As you can imagine, we here at SiIvaGunner receive countless emails from all of you wonderful people. And as eager as you are to share your high quality rips with the world, you do need to try to make it a bit easier on us. Here's how."
[It cuts to a computer screen.]
[The computer screen shows an email being composed to SiIvaGunner.]
Narrator: "When you format your email please include the:
song name
game name
composer
playlist, if there is one, and the
platform the game is on.
And if you upload an actual video with your email please include a preview link."
[It cuts to Slix licking a USB cord and then starting to type the email.]
Narrator: "We would greatly appreciate it."
[It cuts to another take of Slix typing.]
Narrator: "The recommended format for our high quality rips is MP3." [The words "MpThree" appear in a comically "fancy" font.]
Narrator: "And if you don't know how to upload those, we have just the list for you."
[Text begins to scroll across the screen, prompting Slix to attempt to bat it away.]
Narrator: "Our preferred websites to use for uploading MP3's are as follows:"
[The list reads:
Sites!!!
picosong.com
clyp.it
drive.google.com
dropbox.com
]
[While the narrator speaks, he completes the email, which reads:
To: highqualityrips@gmail.com
Subject: High Quality Rip.AAC
Song Name - Game Title
Music:
Composer:
Playlist:
Platform:
Jokes:
]
Narrator: "If you are like us here at SiIvaGunner, you appreciate a good joke. And what goes better with jokes than high-quality rips? So if you're including a specific joke or reference in your high-quality rip, please, explain it in the email because not everybody gets the same references you do. And above all else, please keep it short and sweet.
Narrator: "Now then, YouTuber, how do you feel about emailing your SiIvaGunner right now? would
you say the possibilities are endless?"
[Slix smiles and nods excitedly.]
Narrator: "Well you'd be wrong.
[Slix's smile disappears.]
Narrator: "But don't worry, though, there's only a few select tracks and high-quality rips that we will more than likely look over, for various reasons. These include:
[Chaze the Chat reads this text (after "Banned!") in a sped up voice:
Banned!
run of the mill rap mashups
Chip tha Ripper mashups (especially if you don't remove / adjust the flute part)
[A censored text bar appears with this text:
"Producer's note: we kind of forgot that we weren't supposed to say this so this is kind of a sloppy edit"
Note: All other censored text bars are accompanied with squelching sounds and stock screams.]
This is because of copyrights/worldwide blocks.
If you modify the sound (like the pitch/speed it up or down) it is more likely to get past the YouTube radar. Do some upload testing on your own channel before submitting these and adjust accordingly.
Video description[]
The reupload of this video on SiIvaGunner2 (which doesn't present it as a rip) has the following description:
Send your rips to: highqualityrips@gmail.com
Use the format:
"Song Title - Game Name
Name: Song Title
Composer: name
Playlist:
Platform: the systems
*provide link to song here*
Joke: Explain the joke of your rip."
Starring:
Slix as the Emailer
TheBlueBandito as the Narrator
Chaze the Chat as the banned sources list guy
Directed by: Chaze the Chat
Written by: No one this was basically entirely improvised
This was formally uploaded as Main Theme - Superman 64.
Please read the channel description.
Notes[]
The video "Main Theme - Superman 128 (Cancelled)" contains part of a cancelled "sequel" to this video that would have been called "How 2 Email Your SilvaGunner".[3]
There is text on the computer PoliSlix types at that reads "E". The other text cannot be deciphered from the video.
Next to the computer PoliSlix types at is a frame with a picture of Hancho and a picture of the creators' friend.[4] Hancho is a character created by Chaze's friends that he uses as his avatar.[5]
One of the screams used to censor some text is the Howie scream.
From 4:01 onwards, a blackboard with "LIWAGER" written can be found in the background, likely related to Poliwager (a website maintained by PoliSlix).
The link shown in the low-quality email submission is "How To Use Your Blender".
References[]
↑"SmokyThrill77 scored this video. Their music choices really helped make this video awesome." - Tweet by @the8bits. Twitter. January 15, 2017.
↑"They had also made the how to use your blender video which is what gave me the idea to make a similar video for siiva" - Tweet by @ChazeOldTwit. Twitter October 7, 2016.
↑"The second section was meant to be used in "How 2 Email Your SiivaGunner" which would have been a sequel to the original Superman 64 rip" - Tweet by @the8bits. Twitter September 22, 2017.
↑"Hey guys here is a clue that I was behind SiIvaGunner in the Superman 64 video." - Tweet by @ChazeOldTwit. Twitter. October 3, 2016.
↑"I use hancho as my online avatar because he's a character created by my friends that I borrowed for my novel." - Tweet by @the8bits. Twitter. April 16, 2017.