. Will Smith has been changed to Agent J, the character he plays in
. Their source list combines the individual lists the characters had in the King for a Day Tournament, except broadened to include Lil Uzi Vert's entire discography, along with "Rips featuring aliens" from the Dancing Alien Team.
Men in Black's quote
"Our connection with aliens has been a little slow as of late... would that happen to be your doing?"
"Not the first time I've seen an alien possess something."
"You three claim to be from a post-apocalyptic earth. How do we know you're not aliens from another dimension?"
"We were told that you had some... 'conspiracy theories'. Mind looking at this light?"
"[HOSTILE TRAITORS DETECTED AS TOP PIORITY TARGETS. FIRE AT WILL.]"
"*Sigh* 'Not all aliens know each other', they said."
"Ah, other agents! ...Or are you imposers? Howard! Scan them!"
"Undefined Fantastic Object? Mind if I have a play at that game?"
"Oh man, We're gonna need backup for this one."
"[AGGRESSIVE EXTRATERRESTRIAL DETECTED. ASSEMBLING AVENGERS.]"
"So, word's been going around that you have an alien working at WarioWare?"
"You still owe me that hug!"
"[SPY SPOTTED, MUST OBLITERATE AT ONCE.]"
"Man, I'd like to know what alien planet your BARBER came from!"
"I've dated a robot before, and not even she was as boring and silent as you."
"[WILD ANIMAL SPOTTED. INITIATE MANDATORY NEUTERING.]"
"Saw that you have a pinheaded alien friend who wants to achieve universal peace. Mind telling us where he is?"
"A little yellow sponge told us that you happened to be a "robot". We're gonna need you for some questioning."
"So, you said you are a traveler of space and time? I may need to see you for a moment..."
"I'm guessing you haven't seen any wisps around here?"
"[ROBOTIC DUO ENCOUNTERED. INITIATE FUNKY DANCE SEQUENCE.]"
"Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the space time continuum, and it seems to be originating from Mt. Ebott. That's your fault, isn't it?"
"I hear there have been sightings of two aliens over at Sesame Street. They Go 'Yip yip yip yip!' or whatever. Have you two seen them?"
"Do you have a license to prescribe alien pharmaceuticals?"
"There you are! I knew those sightings from West Virginia weren't a hoax! You're coming with us!"
"If no one is making me a sandwich, then I'll just have to make one myself!"
"So, I've heard you witnessed multiple different forms of extraterrestrial life. If I kindly have your attention, could you look right here..."
"If I control Nico, I would want... Fortnite... and Marques Brownlee."
"[DANCING SIMIAN DETECTED. PREPARING BANANA SLAMMA COUNTER- MEASURES.]"
"[REALITY- WARPING ENTITY SIGHTED. ERADICATE AT ALL COSTS.]"
"Have you guys seen Frank? Been looking for him everywhere."
"You should watch your mouth, dawg... you know, I don't have to cuss in my raps to sell records!"
"I may not have a biiiig BUTT like my adversary Phoenix Wright, but what I do have... is the TRUURTRUURT."
Men in Black's quote
"Last time I've seen machinery like yours was over at the Wild Wild West, but even that lasted longer"
"[ALIEN CORE EXTRACTION INITIATED.]"
"[PREPARE FOR MARINE SPECIMEN FOR DISSECTION.]"
"[FAREWELL, FORMER BRETHREN.]"
"[IMPOSTORS IMPRISONED, RUMBLING NEURALYZYER RETRIEVED.]"
"[UNKNOWN LIQUID SUBSTANCE SPOTTED, MUST USE FORCE TO INVESTIGATE.]"
"Your plans aren't completely ruined, we have a simulation chamber of a farm over at Area 51 that you will be in for a VERY long time."
"[I CANNOT DIE BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNIVERSE.]"
"Don't worry, you'll stop being sad over your friend in no time at all. I just need you to look right here, thank you."
"Hey G, after that hug, mind making me a sandwich?"
"You've certainly seen more than you should have, Snakey. Let's fix that real quick..."
"[LOUD MUSIC HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED.]"
"[SILENT ROBOT DETECTED, ROBOT SUSPECTED, MUST EXTERMINATE AS EXCEPTED.]"
"H, what this guy just demonstrated, besides his use of falsetto, is the fact that he has no balls to neuter."
" Now that you have free time, could you also tell the Kids Next Door to stop hacking our database?"
"[PREPARING CRUSTACEAN FOR DIGESTION PROTOCOL.]"
"[TIME-TRAVELLING EXTRATERRESTRIAL SUSPECTED. SENDING BACK TO 1984.]"
"Here lies Dr Robotnik, the biggest ASS who ever lived."
"Human subject's taken care of, but can we even neuralize the robot dudes?"
"[NEGATIVE, AGENT J THE FUNK HAS NO END.]"
"[SKELETAL BEING DISINTEGRATED. MISSION ACCOMPLISH.]"
"Don't worry little guy, we just want to be their friend, that's all! You won't be sad, just look here for a second."
"Looks like you busted your balls, if you even have any..."
"Wait until the other agents see this! We've been looking for you since the 60s, dawg!"
"[MIXING APPARATUS OBTAINED. PREPARING INGREDIENTS.]"
"[NO LONGER TO THE RHYTHM.]"
"[TARGET CAPTURED. BODY SENSOR EMURATED, EMURATED, EMURATED.]"
"[MIND CONTROL VIBES SUCCESSFUL.]"
"Go back to whatever extraterrestrial bullshit dimension you came from!"
"Yo E, sorry to leave you in the dust my man. Hope it don't bother you much, you know I'm a nice guy!"
"[ROBOT BEAR DISMANTLED. POSSIBLE TRAGEDY AVERTED.]"
"Your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers!"