Men in Black

The Men in Black are competitors in the King for Another Day Tournament. They are the duo of Agent J and Howard from the Dancing Alien Team.

King for Another Day Tournament

"It’s rewind time! Agent J (played by Will Smith) and Howard the Alien are here to investigate alien activity! Facing all-new threats they’ve never seen before — and a few that they definitely have — the pair will need the best of the best of MIB tech to turn their opponents into slime. Neuralyzers in hand, they will stop at nothing to keep the public safe from all extraterrestrial threats… except for Howard. He’s cool."

―Men in Black's description on the MOJO!!

The Men in Black were originally revealed in "Reveal Trailer - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament". Will Smith has been changed to Agent J, the character he plays in Men in Black. Their source list combines the individual lists the characters had in the King for a Day Tournament, except broadened to include Lil Uzi Vert's entire discography, along with "Rips featuring aliens" from the Dancing Alien Team.

In Round 1, the Men in Black faced Daft Punk ft. Pharrell and lost. In the Loser's Bracket, they faced Dr. Robotnik and were eliminated.

In this interview after their loss, it is revealed that Howard has teamed up with Popoy and Marcianito to form the Dancing Alien Team once again.

Quotes

Lines without a link come from the "All Vs/Victory Lines" video.

VS

Against	Men in Black's quote
	"Our connection with aliens has been a little slow as of late...would that happen to be your doing?"
	"Not the first time I've seen an alien possess something."
	"You three claim to be from a post-apocalyptic earth. How do we know you're not aliens from another dimension?"
	"We were told that you had some... "conspiracy theories". Mind looking at this light?"
	"[HOSTILE TRAITORS DETECTED AS TOP PRIORITY TARGETS. FIRE AT WILL.]" "sigh* "Not all aliens know each other", they said."*
	"Ah, other agents!...Or are you imposters? Howard! Scan them!"
	"Undefined Fantastic Object? Mind if I have a play at that game?"
	"Oh man, We're gonna need backup for this one." "[AGGRESSIVE EXTRATERRESTRIAL DETECTED. ASSEMBLING AVENGERS.]"
	"So, word's been going around that you have an alien working at WarioWare?"
	"You still owe me that hug!"
	"[SPY SPOTTED, MUST OBLITERATE AT ONCE.]"
	"Man, I'd like to know what alien planet your BARBER came from!"
	"I've dated a robot before, and not even she was as boring and silent as you."
	"[WILD ANIMAL SPOTTED. INITIATE MANDATORY NEUTERING.]"
	"Saw that you have a pinheaded alien friend who wants to achieve universal peace. Mind telling us where he is?"
	"A little yellow sponge told us that you happened to be a "robot". We're gonna need you for some questioning."
	"So, you said you are a traveler of space and time? I may need to see you for a moment..."
	"I'm guessing you haven't seen any Wisps around here?"
	"[ROBOTIC DUO ENCOUNTERED. INITIATE FUNKY DANCE SEQUENCE.]"
	"Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum, and it seems to be originating from Mt. Ebott. That's your fault, isn't it?"
	"I hear there have been sightings of two aliens over at Sesame Street. They go "Yip yip yip yip!" or whatever. Have you two seen them?"
	"Do you have a license to prescribe alien pharmaceuticals?"
	"There you are! I knew those sightings from West Virginia weren't a hoax! You're coming with us!"
	"If no one is making me a sandwich, then I'll just have to make one myself!"
	"So, I've heard you witnessed multiple different forms of extraterrestrial life. If I kindly have your attention, could you look right here..."
	"If I control Nico, I would want... Fortnite... and Marques Brownlee."
	"[DANCING SIMIAN DETECTED. PREPARING BANANA SLAMMA COUNTER-MEASURES.]"
	"[REALITY-WARPING ENTITY SIGHTED. ERADICATE AT ALL COSTS.]"
	"Have you guys seen Frank? Been looking for him everywhere."
	"You should watch your mouth, dawg... you know, I don't have to cuss in my raps to sell records!"
	"I may not have a biiiig BUTT like my adversary Phoenix Wright, but what I do have... is the TRUURTRUURT"

Victory

Against	Men in Black's quote
	"Last time I've seen machinery like yours was over at the Wild Wild West, but even that lasted longer."
	"[ALIEN CORE EXTRACTION INITIATED.]"
	"[PREPARE FOR MARINE SPECIMEN FOR DISSECTION.]"
	"[TARGET TRANQUILIZED.]"
	"[FAREWELL, FORMER BRETHREN.]"
	"[IMPOSTORS IMPRISONED, RUMBLING NEURALYZYER RETRIEVED.]"
	"[UNKNOWN LIQUID SUBSTANCE SPOTTED, MUST USE FORCE TO INVESTIGATE.]"
	"Your plans aren't completely ruined, we have a simulation chamber of a farm over at Area 51 that you will be in for a VERY long time." "[I CANNOT DIE BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNIVERSE.]"
	"Don't worry, you'll stop being sad over your friend in no time at all. I just need you to look right here, thank you."
	"Hey G, after that hug, mind making me a sandwich?"
	"You've certainly seen more than you should have, Snakey. Let's fix that real quick..."
	"[LOUD MUSIC HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED.]"
	"[SILENT ROBOT DETECTED, ROBOT SUSPECTED, MUST EXTERMINATE AS EXCEPTED.]"
	"H, what this guy just demonstrated, besides his use of falsetto, is the fact that he has no balls to neuter."
	"Now that you have free time, could you also tell the Kids Next Door to stop hacking our database?"
	"[PREPARING CRUSTACEAN FOR DIGESTION PROTOCOL.]"
	"[TIME-TRAVELLING EXTRATERRESTRIAL SUSPECTED. SENDING BACK TO 1984.]"
	"Here lies Dr Robotnik, the biggest ASS who ever lived."
	"Human subject's taken care of, but can we even neuralize the robot dudes?" "[NEGATIVE, AGENT J THE FUNK HAS NO END.]"
	"[SKELETAL BEING DISINTEGRATED. MISSION ACCOMPLISH.]"
	"Don't worry little guy, we just want to be their friend, that's all! You won't be sad, just look here for a second."
	"Looks like you busted your balls, if you even have any..."
	"Wait until the other agents see this! We've been looking for you since the 60s, dawg!"
	"[MIXING APPARATUS OBTAINED. PREPARING INGREDIENTS.]"
	"[NO LONGER TO THE RHYTHM.]"
	"[TARGET CAPTURED. BODY SENSOR EMURATED, EMURATED, EMURATED.]"
	"[MIND CONTROL VIBES SUCCESSFUL.]"
	"Go back to whatever extraterrestrial bullshit dimension you came from!"
	"[VIBE CHECKED.]"
	"Yo E, sorry to leave you in the dust my man. Hope it don't bother you much, you know I'm a nice guy!"
	"[ROBOT BEAR DISMANTLED. POSSIBLE TRAGEDY AVERTED.]" "Your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers!"

Gallery

Trivia

They were the last characters to have their art finished in King for Another Day.

Quotes

Their victory quote against Metal Ajit Pai references the character Dr. Arliss Loveless from the film Wild Wild West, specifically, his gigantic spider mech which he uses towards the climax of the film.
Their victory quote against Off the Hook ft. Paruko references Howard's quote against them from the previous tournament.
Their quotes against "Weird Al" Yankovic references his song "Foil". The victory quote references the end of the music video of the song where Al gets tranquilized by two men in black suits as he gets pulled away.
Their victory quote against Pitbull and the Aliens references Howard's time as being part of the Dancing Alien Team from the previous King for a Day Tournament.
Their vs. quote against ZUN references the game Touhou 12: Unidentified Fantastic Object.
Their vs. quote against Thanos references a scene from Avengers: Endgame where the Avengers assembles to destroy Thanos' army.
Their victory quote against Thanos references "XO TOUR Llif3" by Lil Uzi Vert.
Their quotes against Wario Partners, LLP references the character Orbulon from the WarioWare series.
Their quotes against King Dedede calls back to Will Smith's vs. quote against him in the first tournament.
- The victory quote also references Will Smith's line "Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?" from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Their vs. quote against Quote is a reference to the video "Will Smith Tries Online Dating".
Their vs. quote against Adam Levine references the Maroon 5 song "Animals".
Their vs. quote against Johnny Bravo references the alien that appears in the Johnny Bravo episode "Alien Confidential".
Their victory quote against Johnny Bravo references the characters Kids Next Door from the Cartoon Network show Codename: Kids Next Door.
Their vs. quote against Mr. Krabs references the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krab Borg", where Mr. Krabs is mistakenly taken for a robot by SpongeBob and Squidward.
Their vs. quote against Dr. Robotnik references the Wisps from the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
Their victory quote against Dr. Robotnik, as well as both of their quotes against HOBaRT and Law & Disorder, are references to the famous YouTube Poop The Fesh Pince of Blair.
- The victory quote against Law & Disorder can also be seen as a reference to Will Smith's vs. quote against Ajit Pai from the previous tournament.
Their vs. quote against Papyrus references Sans' in-battle dialogue during his second and fourth attacks from Undertale.
Their quotes against Jack & Elmo references Sesame Street characters The Martians.
Their victory quote against Dr. Piccolo references the Daily Dose meme.
Their quotes against Jack Bros. references a West Virgina folkore sighting in 1966 where a few people claimed to have saw a man-like figure known as the Mothman, which the character Mothman from the Megami Tensei series is based on.
Their vs. quote against Nico Nico is a reference to Will Smith's appearance in "YouTube Rewind 2018".
Their victory quote against Nico Nico is a reference to some lines from Cyclops Senpai.
Their vs. quote against Donkey Kong references his "Banana slamma!" line from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon.
Their vs. quote against The Jazz Cats is a reference to the character Frank the Pug from the film Men in Black, who is an alien disguised as a pug dog.
Their victory quote against The Jazz Cats references the "Vibe Check" meme.
Their vs. quote against Eminem is a reference to his song "The Real Slim Shady".
Their victory quote against Eminem is a reference to the song "Mr. Niceguy" by Will Smith.