"Menu 1 (Melee) - Project M" is a high quality rip of "Menu 1 (Melee)" from Project M.
Jokes[]
This rip is a deliberately inept 2000s-style Let's Play of Project M including the television being filmed with a camera instead of direct capture, excessive profanity and the game crashing before it can actually be played.
Throughout the entire rip, the "Unregistered Hypercam 2" watermark is featured on the top left corner. At 1:42, the rip references "YTPMV: Mario Wario Lucario" by AxleCarp.
Transcript[]
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What's up, motherfuckers? It's me, SilvaMan. Today we're gonna play some Super Smash. Uh, fucking, uh...
[SilvaMan proceeds to turn the console, but it's not on because there's no disc inserted.]
Wait, son of a bitch! I don't have the disc i-
[The rip cuts to the TV on the Wii home screen.]
Alright, you fucking bitches. We're gonna play Brawl. [He then goes to the Homebrew Channel instead.] Just kidding. i pranked ya! We're actually gonna be playing Melee 2.
[The TV shows the Homebrew channel's loading screen because the SD card isn't inserted.]
Fucking, fucking come on! You fucking piece of shit. Come the fuck on. Wait, son of bitch! I don't have the SD card.
[The rip quickly cuts to the Homebrew channel's page of the things that were downloaded off of there.]
Alright, I got the fucking gay ass homosexual SD in. Now to play Project M.
[SilvaMan proceeds to load up Project M.]
Uh, load! Load, I said! Fuck!
[The TV shows the Project M option menu. SilvaMan presses "Play".]
Now to play the game. Time to get the fucking GameCube.
[SilvaMan then proceeds to get the GameCube.]
Alright bitches. I got the GameCube [He shows the GameCube controller]. We're gonna play some Project M.
[The TV shows the Project M title screen.]
This is gonna be the first part of my 3-part playthtough of Project M, my favorite video game.
Can this fucking load?
[The title screen then transitions to the actual game.]
I thought this is Project M, not Brawl!
Khhh. Khhh.
[SilvaMan presses "Group Brawl". He then picks his characters]
Gonna play in Group Brawl, 'cuz I have a big group. Alright, Mario, Wa-wario, Lucario, c***, c***, c***, c***.
[The game suddenly crashes.] FUUUUUU-
[SilvaMan holds up the SSBB video game case.] Well, this was a very nice playthrough of Super Smash Man, uh, M. This is fake, uhhh, see you guys next time.
