SiIvaGunner Wiki
SiIvaGunner Wiki
SiIvaGunner Wiki
38,872
pages
in: Videos, The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis, SiIvaGunner ~The Story So Far~,
and 93 more

Mystery of the SiIcret Gunner - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story

Sign in to edit

"Mystery of the SiIcret Gunner - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story" is a high quality lore video and a side story for The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis.

Like "Comeback Crisis: The Lost Rip" and "Unusual Circumstances", it is a Nutshackwoodman34 story. It is based on the "FOOLS" branch of The Susie ARG, though many steps differ in execution from the actual ARG, including the ending.

Plot summary[]

Reader is at home doing nothing in particular when Jerome comes home. He asks Reader if he had seen SiIvaGunner doing strange things, to which Reader replies that he hadn't watched the channel in a while and asks if they still uploaded "grand dad", "snow halation", or "dva" rips. Jerome reminds Reader about their prior adventure with Wood Man (which Reader had forgotten about), and mentions that SiIvaGunner had announced a new SiIva Direct, scheduled to happen as they were speaking.

Reader and Jerome then move to their couch, turning on the Direct as it is about to start. As the Direct proceeds to announce "Blueberry Pie Day", "Gabe Newell Funeral Event", and "Cereal Day", a message from Chuck Norris interrupts the Direct to say a URL, which Reader tells Jerome to write down. After this, Reader asks Jerome what he thinks the URL means, to which Jerome suggests that it could be an alternate reality game.

Reader proceeds to go upstairs to enter the URL into his computer, finding Max Profitt Haltmann's website and recalling his adventures with him. Jerome suggests that the website is where the "Haltmann's Archives" are stored, which Reader wants to watch to catch up on SiIvaGunner.

After reading every prior "Haltmann's Archives" file, Reader and Jerome begin reading the newest one, but instead see an image that says "illucidity activated". After making a few remarks about its appearance and pondering its existence, Jerome suggests that the image might contain a secret. Reader and Jerome then use their special secret decoding program to decode the image, followed by using Reader's phone's "x-ray app" to discover the message "you must play wordle..." written with bones.

Upon the discovery of the message, Reader is confused by what Wordle is, with Jerome mentioning his coworker talking about it. They then look it up and discover the website "playwordlefree.highquality.rip", to which they conclude that they need to record a "let's play" of the game. After a bit of discussion on how to play, Reader and Jerome guess the words "cows" and "minecraft", which works. Reader then renders their video and emails it to Haltmann's address (which they guessed to be "rippapalooza@siivagunner.net") before he and Jerome go to bed.

When Reader wakes up, he discovers a response to his email not from Haltmann but from Inspector Gadget, causing him to scream and wake up Jerome, who asks him what happened. Upon learning that Inspector Gadget replied, Jerome expresses mild displeasure before joining Reader in watching what Inspector Gadget had sent: a "let's play" video of a really old version of Minecraft. After discovering that the video was over 4 hours long, Reader and Jerome decide that they don't want to watch it and are mad that Inspector Gadget responded to their "let's play" video with a worse one. After this, Jerome goes to work and Reader decides to watch videos on Vimeo.

While watching Vimeo, Reader discovers that SiIvaGunner also had a channel there, and finds a video on the channel called "hurt.ogg" featuring Ogg (who Reader recognizes as someone he knew in 3rd grade) and Inspector Gadget singing a cover of "Hurt" by Johnny Cash, dedicating the song to Jerome. Reader concludes that Haltmann set up the video to get Jerome to forgive Inspector Gadget, and calls Jerome to come home and watch the video. Upon coming home and seeing the video, Jerome cries tears of joy and hugs Reader as well, before returning to work.

Reader then discovers a new video on the Vimeo channel, surprising him as he had thought the alternate reality game was over. Theorizing that Haltmann prepared several "redemption" videos for them, he clicks on the video (which was a Super Smash Brothers replay of Cloud and Captain Falcon) and gets angrier as he watches and re-watches it, commenting that the people playing the game sucked. When Jerome returns home later, Reader shows him the video, which confuses him due to how the players were moving. Reader then comes to the conclusion that he and Jerome should play the game and recreate the exact movements themselves to perhaps unlock a secret file. Reader and Jerome then proceed to play the game over the next 2 weeks (restarting whenever they made a mistake) before finally getting the file, which Reader takes a picture of and decodes via his computer, his decoder program, and his x-ray app, resulting in an MP3 file.

Upon playing the file, Reader recognizes the melody as famous console startups from his past, but notes that it sounded odd. Jerome recognizes the instruments as the "Buddy Holly" soundfont, after which a door appears in Reader's bedroom. Reader opens the door and finds a blue-colored world, with four figures in the distance that Jerome identifies as the members of Weezer. Reader briefly goes back to grab all of the consoles from his past, but returns to see the fourth member had changed to Squidward.

Reader hands Rivers Cuomo his Texas Instruments calculator and asks Cuomo to follow him, but Cuomo tells him that they can't leave the blue world. In response, Reader comes up with an idea to disguise the members, which they are excited by. However, upon exiting the blue world, the members freeze in place, becoming blue and immobile. After this, the Eiffel Tower suddenly appears from the blue world and accuses Reader and Jerome of taking Weezer, with Reader insisting that they ran out themselves. After explaining that they needed Weezer to proceed in the ARG, the Eiffel Tower, upon the mention of SiIvaGunner, agrees to help Reader and Jerome (briefly bemoaning Weezer dissolving into a blue puddle) by offering to dressing up as memes for them. The Eiffel Tower splits itself into three, but then Reader quickly summarizes over what happened afterwards in the narration, mentioning a Pastebin link, how Weezer held the consoles and sang the link, and how it was recorded and they got the code from the replay.

Reader and Jerome type the Pastebin link into the computer and get a blank page, with Reader mad that they killed Weezer just for this. Jerome thinks the page is still loading, but later goes to restart the router when it wasn't the case. When the page still does not load, Jerome calls their ISP, who says they could fix it in 3 years. Unwilling to wait that long, Reader tries to call his friend Repair Man the Woodman, but gets sent to voicemail. Reader asks Jerome how to get in contact with Repair Man the Woodman, but Jerome does not know how or who he is. Jerome mentions that his friend Mario Ramirez might know, but when they call him, his girlfriend Monika picks up instead.

Monika reveals that Mario passed away, but tells Reader and Jerome of someone who could get in contact with Repair Man the Woodman when she is asked. Upon writing down the phone number, Reader recognizes it as Wood Man's Skype number, with him and Jerome then heading to McDonald's to use the free Wi-Fi to call him.

Reader and Jerome attempt to call Wood Man but he is not online. Jerome asks Reader is he knows anyone else who could get in contact with Wood Man, after which Reader lists off a long series of names before finally setting on Mario. Reader and Jerome then attempt to call Mario on Skype but he is also not online. Jerome mentions that he knows someone who could get in contact with Mario, after which Reader guesses who it could be before Jerome reveals that the person is Monika.

Reader and Jerome contact Monika again, where she mentions again that Mario had passed away and emails them his autopsy report. After realizing that neither of them knew how to read an autopsy report, Jerome mentions that they would need a lawyer. Upon this revelation, Reader concludes that they would have to talk to Phoenix Wright, which they then do by opening a portal to SiIvaGunner's world that had been gifted to them by Wood Man.

Reader and Jerome visit Phoenix Wright in solitary confinement, but he is not happy to see them. Phoenix refuses to help Reader and Jerome after what they did to him but Reader insists that they were not at that trial. Phoenix then specifically mentions Jerome being there, to which Jerome also denies that he was there. When Phoenix expresses confusion at this fact, mentioning that Jerome was the judge at the trial, Jerome explains that he doesn't have a law degree or a a coat and gavel, and thus couldn't have been a judge. Phoenix then apologizes, noting that it was hard for him in solitary confinement and that he misses his best friend and actual brother Mario, who he plans to spend one more moment with when he gets out.

Reader begins to cry due to his knowledge of Mario's death, and reveals this fact to Phoenix, who expresses shock and disbelief. Reader then reveals to Phoenix that Jerome is holding Mario's autopsy report, which Phoenix begs to read. After contemplating whether to let Phoenix read the autopsy report, Reader hands it to him, who begins reading it in tears but then expresses confusion, revealing to Reader and Jerome that the autopsy report is actually a YouTube link.

Upon this discovery, Reader and Jerome go home to watch the video on Jerome's phone, which featured a purple character that Reader believed was Grand Dad and Jerome believed to be Luigi. To resolve the dispute, Jerome tries to look up a picture of Mario but instead keeps finding the "RedRewards" image. After initially believing that Jerome had run out of data, Reader comes to the conclusion that the image was part of the ARG. After thinking about it for a while, Reader and Jerome conclude that the red image was like red mist, which was like "Halloween Spirit", before dapping each other for coming up with this conclusion.

After feeling satisfied with their conclusion, Reader and Jerome return to their YouTube television and express surprise at finding a new episode of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis, specifically Episode 11. After pondering where the episode came from (and seeing that it had released 10 years ago), Reader concludes that it was the ARG's reward and begins watching it with Jerome. At the same time, Reader and Jerome go to the latter's phone and see the "RedRewards" image again, realizing that they hadn't done anything with their clue and that there had to be more secrets.

Reader notices stars on the image, which he and Jerome didn't know what to do with, so they retrace their steps and redo the entire ARG, paying closer attention to what they did. After reaching the image again, Reader and Jerome are clued into watching another Inspector Gadget video, which they do not want to watch. Instead, Reader and Jerome decide to try every combination of letters and websites, landing on the correct combination of "youtube.com" as the secret webpage.

Reader and Jerome find Mario's actual autopsy report on the secret webpage, confusing them as they had expected a YouTube link. After Reader mentions again that he and Jerome didn't know how to read autopsy reports, Jerome realizes that Mario isn't dead and wouldn't have an autopsy report. Reader and Jerome then go to McDonald's to call Monika again, who mentions that Mario is out of town. From this revelation, Reader concludes that Mario was not dead yet and that the next step was to wait until Mario's funeral.

Reader and Jerome proceed to sit on the couch and wait for Mario's funeral for years, during which their router is fixed after the third year. On the fifth year, a rabbit guy (later identified as Naxx Guyfieri) knocks on the door, who Reader and Jerome do not recognize. Naxx introduces himself as the rabbit king, lord and master of "Easter Spirit". He then mentions that Reader and Jerome are taking too long to solve the ARG but before he can finish, Jerome kills him. After this, Reader and Jerome proceed to kill Naxx in various ways every 3 days for several months, never letting him finish explaining why he was there. After another 5 years, Jerome realizes that maybe Naxx just wanted to talk to them, so they finally allow him to speak. Naxx explains that he was there to help them finish the ARG, but Reader and Jerome tune him out from boredom, eventually concluding that Naxx needs to die.

After Naxx finishes explaining, he asks Reader and Jerome if they understood. Instead, Reader and Jerome proceed to power up with "Fool's Spirit" and summon their Stands "Beader" and "Berome", before blasting Naxx with rainbow beams. After this, Reader and Jerome conclude that they had won the ARG, with the credits rolling.

After the credits roll, the video seemingly ends, but Reader proceeds to narrate this fake "video ending", revealing he and Jerome had been watching Episode 11 of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis up until now. Reader expresses disappointment at the video and at it being the ARG's reward. Jerome agrees and uses language that Reader did not expect from him. Reader then says that he never watched SiIvaGunner again, for real this time, with Reader and Jerome also throwing out their YouTube television.

Transcript[]

Click "Show transcript" to see the transcript.

["Bonus 1" from Touch Detective plays in the background.]

Reader:

I was at home doing nothing in particular. Yet another wednesday. I had just come home from school where i was doing nothing in particular. That's when my best bro and actual brother jerome came home from his third job.


["Bonus 2" from Touch Detective plays in the background.]
Oh hi jerome i said as he walked in. jerome asked me if i had seen that siivagunner was doing some strange things. I said siivagunner? I forgot about that youtube channel. Are they still uploading grand dad rips? Even snow halation? Maybe dva? Jerome said uh yeah man. Dont you remember our adventures with woodman in the world of siivagunner? And i said oh yeah huh i forgot about that. I had been so busy with school that i forgot siivagunner was even real. Or even actually real. And that i had met him. What is siivagunner doing i asked my actual brother jerome.

Jerome:

Dialogue


["Countdown - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day" plays in the background.]

Reader:

And Jerome told me that siivagunner had just announced a new siivagunner direct. Well i figured that was a great way to start watching the channel again so i asked jerome when it was coming out? He said it was happening RIGHT NOW! And i was so excited that i screamed! It had been 5 years since i had watched siivagunner and i was remembering all the good times i had watching those epic rips! We sat down on the couch together and I turned on our brand new youtube television that could watch youtube right on the tv. Isn't that novel? Not that xbox tomfoolery, or amazon fire stick crud, i mean an honest to god real life actual real deal friggin youtube television.


["YouTube Premiere Countdown Fusion Collab" plays in the background, with a crudely drawn version of said video shown as well.]
The television turned on in a flash of beautiful light as an orchestral rendition of the flint stones theme song began to play.

["wheelcome to the siiva direct" plays in the background.]
A beautiful siivagunner logo in an ornate greco-roman artstyle zoomed onto the screen and then in a scary font that was dripping blood underneath oozed forth the word "DIRECT"

["Dombummel" by Gerhard Trede plays in the background.]
It was so exciting! The iconic siivagunner announcer character showed up on screen in classic fashion and began to tell everyone about the new siivagunner videos and events that would be coming out. Blueberry Pie day, an event celebrating blueberry pie in all of its glory, Gabe Newell funeral event, mourning the sad loss of a gaming icon, and even cereal day, a day where they post rips from games about CEREAL!!

[A dubstep remix of the Walker, Texas Ranger theme plays in the background.]
Everything was so cool, but then the screen went black. but then a scary man appeared on the screen. It was Chuck Norris. But with hyper realistic bleeding eyes.

Chuck Norris:

Hello everyone I am chuck norris,


Reader:

said chuck norris scarily.


Chuck Norris:

You must go to haltmann's website. Here is your first clue on how to find it:


Reader:

and then he said the url for a website which I screamed at jerome to write it down because surely this must be important.


[The on-screen text proceeds to misspell "extreme speedliness" several times, with the audio and visuals distorting alongside it and briefly changing the speaker name from "Reader" to "Thanos Reader".]
Jerome wrote it down with extreme speedliness.

["Main Theme" from The Price Is Right (DS) plays in the background.]
The direct then resumed as normal with our usual lovable announcer character. I turned to my brother jerome and said what do you think that meant? And jerome thought for a minute. He thought for a good long moment and then he looked at me as if he had an idea.

["Dramatic "Scenes from a Postcard" - Touch Detective 2½" plays in the background.]
Have you ever heard of an alternate reality game? He asked me. I said alternate reality game? What's that? And jerome told me its when someone on the internet makes a series of links that you can click to find a prize at the end but theres secret clues along the way to find the secret links like in the club penguin catalog when they hide the viking helmet or like in a mystery video game like phoenix wright or even nancy drew. I said oh you mean like in the club penguin catalog where they hid the viking helmet or like in a mystery video game like phoenix wright or even nancy drew? OR it was like the CLOVER PADGE! The- The clover badge- the Clover badge it was in the coffee shop it was on the table! its the FIRST badge in the game (i had that badge!) And jerome says yes alternate reality games are kind of like that. And then he tells me it's ARG for short. That is much shorter and easier to say, I respond so we started saying ARG from now on. I asked jerome why he brought this up to me, and he told me that he thinks it's the start of a new one of these alternate reality games... or an ARG. maybe even the SIIVAGUNNER DIRECT (ARG) ALTERNATE REALITY GAME!

["Luigi Puzzle 1" by Toby Fox plays in the background.]
After watching the siivagunner direct, I excitedly ran up to my computer and typed in the website that chuck norris had given me directly through the direct. I gasped. It was the website of maxx profit haltmann. I remember the times i adventured and met him in the world of siivagunner and the ccc. Jerome gasped too. Jerome was like Bro i think this must be where they keep the haltmann files. I gasped...! THE HALTMANN ARCHIVES? I remember those! I loved those! And so we clicked the giant button on haltmanns home page that said "HALTMANN ARCHIVES (all 7 of them!) plus special bluray features and behind the scenes documentary" and lo and hebold it was the haltmann archives. Dude we can watch the haltmann archives to catch up with the siivagunner lore that we had missed in the 8 years it had been since we last showed up to the siivagunner party. Jerome said he had already watched them and i was like what youve been keeping up with siivagunner? And he said yeah i guess ive watched a few of his videos here and there and i was like ok well i want to watch these because i need to catch up.

["Clown Shoe" from Donkey Kong Country (TV) plays in the background.]
And so we watched the haltmann archives, and we knew everything about siivagunner there ever was to know. We saw the dark timeline and the grey timeline and the light grey timeline and the dark grey timeline and the timeline where angry joe killed the voice and became the villain and the universe where giivasunners plane never crashed and the universe where mashups doesnt exist (god i wish we were in that universe) and the universe where the channel ended in 2016 with the ccc ending because the artists weren't lazy holes. And even the universe where its called Miivagunner. Wow!

["Timber Owls" from Final Fantasy VIII plays in the background.]
After that we read the new haltmann file. But instead of haltmann files 8, we saw a picture. The picture was so scary. It said "illucidity activated" and it was purple, the scariest color. The font was also ugly. and what i said "what the heck is that?" and Jerome said i dont know and so we went back into the haltmann archives and looked it up and we read the haltmann archive on it and it was just like in the siivagunner christhmas comeback crisis episode 13 the lost rip where siivagunner had bad dreams and he made halloween spirit. OK! That was easy to understand. But why is this really scary image here. And Jerome said oh hey since im standing behind you and like you know the thing where if youre not quite standing directly looking at the computer but if you look from the side, the picture looks kinda weird and contrasty in an odd sort of way? Well since im standing behind you, thats kinda happening and i think there might be something else to this image, a secret even. So we took the image and we saved it and we put it into our special secret decoding program that i bought online and decoded the secret image. It gave us a new image and i used my phones xray app that I connected with my secret decoding program on my computer and with the power of online syncitude we got an image from the bones of the secret of the bones to the bones in the secret rearranged into the skeleton in the shape of a sentence. It said "you must play wordle..." in a scary font. Scarier than the one on the direct logo even. (flashback to the direct logo!)

["Story Transition - Rabi Laby 2" plays in the background.]
I looked at jerome and i was so scared i said what even IS wordle??? Jerome said to me he didnt know. But he had heard of it. His coworker at one of his jobs had mentioned it in passing. I said i didnt care about his coworker i just wanted to know what wordle was. So we googled it. We found a website called playwordlefree.highquality.rip and i had an epiphany. Bones? Secrets? Haltmann files? It all made sense. Haltmann wanted us to record a WORDLE LETS PLAY FOR THE SIIVAGUNNER CHANNEL!!!! Jerome said bro you are so smart and so i opened up fraps to record our lets play of wordle. Jerome said wait how do we play wordle. I said well it looks like theres a 5 letter blank to type words into. What is your favorite 5 letter word jerome i asked my brother? Jerome thought for a moment and said oh i know, my favorite 5 letter word is cows. And so i typed cows into the thing. Well that did not work. We have 5 tries left. What is MY favorite 5 letter word? I thought for a good long while. My favorite 5 letter word would have to be minecraft. It worked. We won wordle.

["New Age" from Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing 12 plays in the background.]
Having beaten wordle, i closed fraps and rendered the video for 4 hours. Then I emailed the video to haltmann but i said wait whats haltmanns email and jerome said uh its like rippapalooza@siivagunner.net or something idk. And so we sent it and it worked. We won email. I said man jerome its getting late i need to go to bed and jerome said huh me too and we went to bed. The end.

[Cut to a sequence with Jerome tucking Reader into bed and giving him good night kisses before running off. "Sacred Somnom Woods - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Music" begins playing in the background.]
But not really. On thursday when i wokered up from our beds. we checked my email and we have received a response, not from haltmann, as had been expected, no rappapapaploze@hotmail.net had actually replied from a famous INSPECTOR. I could tell it was mr gadget from the way he started the email with "this is gadget". I screamed so loud that jerome woke up from our beds. And he said what is wrong brother? And i said INPECTOR GADGET!!!!!! Jerome said what? Do you mean inspector? Yeah i did actually. Gadget to be precise. Jerome said what about him? And i said that he replied to our email... and jerome walked over to my computer and said wow he sure did. That sucks. And so we read the email with the gadgetini clone 2.0 who actually told us YOUR LETS PLAY WAS DOO DOO! YOU ARE NOT WORDLTHY! ! !! ! you must become WORDTHY! And so here i bestow upon you a link: click the button now to continue and have the bones of secret. I shook with excitement slash fear. Gadget was leading us to a link and i clicked said link and a video appeared on my scream. *screen

["Let's Begin (Alpha Mix) - MOTHER 3" plays in the background.]
and so i looked at jerome and said are you ready to watch this video? And jerome said im always ready to watch videos. The video began and i said wow thats an old version of minecraft. I went into minecraft once. It was awesome. I met woodman and we were awesome in minecraft. Then i looked at the video and i noticed something odd. The grass was such a bright green. The grass was such a bright green!!!!!!!! Why was it so bright green? Then i noticed words in the top left corner of the screen. They said minecraft alpha version 2. I was shocked. This is a very old video of minecraft! When do you think this was recorded jerome i asked my actual brother. He said well it must be from at least 2009. I agreed and we continued to watch the video. The man walked into a bricks tunnel and started walking. And he kept walking in that bricks tunnel. I hovered over the video and the video was 4 hours long. Nevermind i dont want to watch this. I turned off the video and said jerome that video sucked. Jerome agreed and was mad that gadget replied to our lets play with another worse lets play. I was so mad too. I dont even like inspector gadget jerome said. I screamed. Jerome then had to go to work and i decided while i was home alone i would browse my favorite video hosting platform website, Vimeo!

["Happy Town? (Alpha Mix) - MOTHER 3" plays in the background.]
I dont like vimeo at all, but I browsed it for a few hours watching plenty of hilarious vimeos and student projects and business proposals and then i noticed a vimeo in my sidebar and was shocked. Siivagunner had made a vimeo channel and didnt tell me? I had to investigate. I clicked on the video that was the supposed siivagunner vimeo channel and i was so scared. The title was hurt.ogg. Ogg was a guy i knew in 3rd grade. This couldnt be a coincidence. I turned on the vimeo and my jaw dropped. My old friend OGG was sitting on a couch next to inspector gadget! I was so glad jerome wasnt here to see this hed be so mad that ogg was friends with inspector gadget. Ogg and Inspector greeted the audience and said hi guys WE are dedicating this song to our best friend in the whole wide world! Jerome!

["Dire, Dire Docks (OST Mix) - Super Mario 64" plays in the background.]
And they began to sing a cover of hurt by johnny cash. I was moved to tears. If jerome was here i knew he would be too. I screamed in sadness: i love johnny cash. And if jerome was here i knew he would be too. He love johnny cash! He'd be so moved that he'd forgive gadget. And thats when it came to me. Haltmann was setting all this up so that jerome would forgive inspector gadget for all of his sins! Its genius! This siivagunner direct Alternate reality game was a secret noble cause!!! I called jerome and i told him to come home from his job, and that it was an emergency. He rushed through traffic and hes a very good driver so i knew he was safe and he showed up to our house and said what is wrong???? And i showed him the video of ogg and inspector singing johnny cash's hurt and jerome exploded into tears. I love johnny cash!!! Oh my goodness!!!!! Jerome said. I am so happy that inspector and ogg would do this for me!!! Oh my god!!! And we cried tears of joy together and hugged. It was the best day ever.

["Sled Racing - Club Penguin" plays in the background.]
Jerome went back to work and rushed through traffic again to get there and i knew he would be safe because he is a pretty safe driver and i browsed vimeo some more until i saw a new vimeo by the siivagunner vimeo channel... wait i thought the alternate reality game was over? Was it truly just beginning? Maybe it wasnt just to get jerome to forgive gadget... maybe haltmann had a whole series of redemptions planned for us!! I was so excited. I clicked on the new vimeo and ill be honest, it kind of sucked. It was a smash replay of cloud and captain falcon and the people playing it pretty.. theyre pretty bad.. theyve... they suck to be honest.I didnt like the vimeo at all. This made me angry. I rewatched the video to know what happened and why siivagunner made such a vimeo and it still didnt make sense to me. This made me so angry!! Jerome came home from work and came up the stairs and said hey bro im home and i said hi jerome come here and watch this i think its a new secret clue for the alternate reality game and jerome said "oh yeah i forgot about the alternate reality game" and i said how? we were doing it this morning. and he said oh yeah huh i guess work got it off my mind. Well let me see the video jerome said and he watched the vimeo. Jerome thought hard and long for a long time about this video. He said it just doesnt make sense. Why are they playing like that. And thats when it hit me. Wait jerome we have smash brothers dont we? We should recreate these players exact movement!! Maybe it unlocks a secret file in smash that leads us to the next secret clue! And jerome said that might just work! And so we played smash meticulously recreating the video, restarting every time we made a mistake. And you would never believe it, but it worked. We made the final input 2 weeks later, and a file showed up on our nintendo switch screen. We were playing it in kick stand mode with individual joycons. Besides, the switch wouldnt work on our new youtube tv, it doesnt play anything but youtube. I took a picture of the file with my phone and sent it to my computer and ran back upstairs and put it through my decoder program. And then using my phones xray protocols i learned the newest of siivagunners secrets. My phone transmitted an mp3 to my bluetooth speaker i bought online. I recognized the melody instantly.

[The riff from "Buddy Holly" plays, followed by playing "Boykisser, Pomni, & Gegagedigedagedago but it's Famous Console Startups" using various instruments from "Buddy Holly".]
it was the famous console startups of the consoles i had played in the past. I knew them by heart. But something was odd. Whyd they sound like that? Jerome said he knew. He recognized it by heart. It was the buddy holly soundfont.

["ANOTHER HIM" from Deltarune plays in the background.]
Just then, a door appeared in the middle of my bedroom. I was so scared. Why is a door in my bedroom? Was this part of haltmanns siivagunner secret plan? I opened the door with cautionness and to my surprise the world inside was blue. A familiar blue. And in the distance i spotted four figures. Jerome said ...oh my gosh... we must go meet these fellows for i am sure they know exactly who they may just be!! We entered the door and of course, as jerome predicted, it was weezer. Hi weezer i said and rivers cuomo said "hi" to me and i was like so... I have a biiit of a hunch of what we have to do now. And so i went back out the door and got all the consoles from my past. And i brought them into the world of blue and i was shocked to see that the 4th weezer was different... he was now squidward? That is ok. As long as he is weezer my plan would work. Jerome said what are you doing?

["Buddy Holly but it's the Wii Theme" plays in the background.]
And i said this is clearly the next secret in the alternate reality game. I handed rivers cuomo my texas instruments calculator and said follow me. Rivers said

Rivers Cuomo:

oh yknow i would. I would yknow. But we arent allowed in the not blue world anymore. We kind of have to stay here.


Reader:

I was shocked. When did weezer get sent to blue world forever? This would make things harder for us to enact haltmanns grand plan. But then, i had an idea. We can disguise you! And the weezers were so excited to dress up in costumes, that they ran out of the door immediately but as they entered the world of the living, they froze in place and they turned blue and immobile. The weezered had become blue statues. I was so scared. Had we doomed weezer? To an eternal life of statue blue? Jerome was shocked. Did we just... doom weezer? To an eternal life of statue blue? He asked.


["Glass Joe's Intro" from Punch-Out plays in the background.]
I couldnt believe it. And behind us we heard scary shaking. Eiffel tower walked out of the door.

Eiffel Tower:

WHY DID YOU TAKE WEEZER!!!!!!!!!!!


["Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 plays in the background.]

Reader:

I was so scared. We didnt take weezer! They ran out on their own! And eiffel tower said


Eiffel Tower:

this will not abide.


Reader:

I told him we needed weezers help to solve the siivagunner direct alternate reality game. And Eiffel tower said


Eiffel Tower:

whoah. Siivagunner? I love siivagunner. Grand dad is my favorite rip.


Reader:

Just then, weezer dissolved into the floor as a blue puddle.


Eiffel Tower:

Oh great


Reader:

eiffel tower said.


Eiffel Tower:

Oh great now weezer is a puddle. Look what you did.


Reader:

And I said well maybe you can help instead since youre from the blue world too. The eiffel tower said


["Class Select Theme (MvM Version) (BLU Version) - Team Fortress 2" plays in the background.]

Eiffel Tower:

i sure can!


Reader:

And the eiffel tower said


Eiffel Tower:

i will dress up as whatever you want me to. I heard what you said to weezer when you said that.


Reader:

I said well i think maybe we need 3 people at least. There are some cool memes i needed you to dress up as and i think they need to be 3 people. The eiffel tower said


Eiffel Tower:

watch this.


Reader:

And then he split into 3 smaller eiffel towers. Holy cow i said, this could just in fact work!! And some other stuff happened and i dont know the eiffel tower bit got old and we eventually we got a pastebin link or something we put it in my computer and the eiffel tower went home too i guess. Uh and it turns out weezer held all the old consoles before they turned blue and became a puddle and then like, they had the consoles they sang out the pastebin link. Uuuhhhh and then me and jerome, dude we like we would never even would've noticed because it happened so fast but, as it turns out i left fraps running AND we were able to watch the replay and get the code. So that happened that way and then we moved on.


["Sunny Breeze" from Snood plays in the background.]
We typed the pastebin link into my computer and it was a blank page. I was so mad. We killed weezer for this!! But then jerome said wait. The page is still loading. But it never did. Jerome went downstairs to check the internet router and restarted it and it still wasnt turning on. And so jerome called our isp and they said they could fix it in 3 years. 3 years? Come on. Thats too long. So i called up my friend Repair Man The Woodman. Unrelated to woodman. He's called that because hes good with wood. He works with Wood. But he can also fix our internet router. But when i called him, it went straight to voicemail. This was so frustrating! We were so close to the secrets. This pastebin link would have surely been the key to the secrets. Jerome do you know how to get in contact with repair man? Jerome scratched his chin. I dont know man i havent talked to him in like... well ever? Who is that jerome said. And i said it was the guy who could fix our internet TODAY! And jerome said well he didnt have his number but his friend Mario Ramirez might know his number. Mario Ramirez knows everyone. And so we called mario ramirez but he didnt pick up the phone. Instead who picked up the phone was MONIKA, his girlfriend. Hi monika. I said on the phone. Where is mario?

["Hawaiian Cocktail" by Richard Myhill plays in the background.]
Monika was very sad, and told me that mario had sadly passed away. This was shocking. Mario Ramirez was dead? Well do you know anyone who might know how to contact repair man?

Monika:

Oh repair man? You know him? Yeah i dont have his number but i can get you in contact with someone who might.


[An original arrangement using the "Pops" pre-programmed rhythm of a Casio SK-1 keyboard is played in the background.]

Reader:

Ok sweet i said and i got jerome to write down the phone number she gave me. I put it into my phone and my phone recognized it... it was WOODMANS skype number! How did monika know woodman? Thats really cool! Jerome sighed and grabbed his laptop and said come on lets drive to mcdonalds. We need to use their free wifi to call woodman. So we drove very safely to mcdonalds and set up the laptop but when we opened skype woodman was offline.


["Synth Popular" by Jacob Kandlaker plays in the background.]
Oh my god, i cant believe woodman isnt online. Why is this guy never online. Ok do we know anyone who can get us in contact with woodman? Jerome asked. I said Well haltmann knows woodman. Jerome said Ok. Anyone else? He didnt really respond to our email. And so i said how about grand dad? Or nozomi? Or tito dick? Or felix? Or the dancing minion? Or judge jerome? Or hypercam? Or mr rental? Or mr own? Or waluigi? Or 2b? Or wade L.D? Or wario? Or jake paul? Or logan paul? Or nick crompton? Or snoop dogg? Or charles barkley? Or lamaj? Or erioriorreoriore? Or homer simpson? Or lisa simpson? Or marge simpson? Or marge simpson? Or bart simpson? Or maggie simpson? Or grandpa simpson? Or crusty the clown? Or apu nahasapeemapetilon? Or chief wiggum? Or sideshow bob? Or peter griffin? Or moe? Or barney? Or seymour skinner? Or superintendent chalmers? Or ralph wiggum? Or bumblebee man? Or dr nick? Or dr hibbert? Or the nutshack? Or i play pokemon go every day? Or green bean man? Or siivagunner? Or giivagunner? Or the guy that looks like larryinc64? Or count cannoli? Or judge jerome? Or haruka? Or dr andonuts? Or the joke explainer? Or santa? Or meta knight? Or soldar boy? Or crazy frog? Or bane? Or the grinch? Or fireflies? Or king for another day? Or king for a day? Or sens? Or donkey kong? Or tv show variant donkey kong? Or deez nuts guy? Or dat boi? Or ray william johnson? Or angry joe? Or skimble? Or hamood habibi? Or amuno? Or pickle rick? Or pickle woodman? Or jureshoggoth? Or john apocalypse? Or lenny? Or carl? Or mr burns? Or frank grimes? Or smithers? Or lou? Or mr snrub? Or WAIT!!! I know! Mario!!

["Ground Theme" from Super Mario Bros. plays in the background.]
Mario knows woodman!!! Mario and woodman are like. Best friends!! Remember how they teamed up in the ccc? I do! Jerome said what? That happened? And so we contact mario on skype. But he was offline too.

["Miss" from Super Mario Bros. plays in the background.]
God Dammit. I was so mad right now.

["Game Over" from Super Mario Bros. plays in the background.]
My fists were shaking. Jerome said its ok i might just know who could get us in contact with mario.

[A sped up version of "Synth Popular" by Jacob Kandlaker plays in the background.]
I said is it nelson or martin prince or maybe even milhouse? Jerome said no, even better.

["Ringtone" from Skype plays.]
Its monika. So we contacted monika on skype. Hi monika. I said on the phone. Where is mario?

["Hawaiian Cocktail" by Richard Myhill plays in the background.]
Monika was very sad, and told me that mario had sadly passed away. This was shocking. Mario was dead? She said yes and emailed me his autopsy report. Then she hung up. I was so shocked that mario was dead. But i didnt know how to read an autopsy report and i asked jerome if he knew. He said no. Dont you need like a lawyer for that?

["Logic and Tricks" from Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney plays in the background.]
And thats when it hit me. I was shocked to my core. I knew the next secret. I knew we had to talk to... him. Jerome said you cant mean... and i said i do mean... PHOENIX. wright... Holy guacamole. We went home and we opened the portal into the siivagunner world that we had been gifted by woodman in the past and we went to jail. Thats where phoenix still was. Phoenix was in solitary confinement, so we had to go to the bottom of the basement prison where they keep the most evil of prisoners. Hi phoenix i said. I need you to read this autopsy report. Phoenix looked at me with anger in his eyes.

Phoenix:

I will never help you.


Reader:

His eyes were red and bloody, almost as bloody as felix's eyes were all those years ago or maybe even grand dads eyes. I shivered looking at him because he was so scary. I almost ran away screaming but i stood my ground. I would not let this worthless criminal scare me away.


Phoenix:

After what YOU did to me-


Reader:

I stopped him there. What are you talking about? We werent even at that court trial. Phoenix said


Phoenix:

yeah well, He was there


Reader:

and he pointed at jerome. And jerome said what? Ive never even met you. And phoenix said


Phoenix:

what? Werent you the judge at that trial?


Reader:

Jerome said i dont even have a law degree how could i be a judge? If i was a judge i could read this autopsy. And id have a coat and a gavel. Do i look like i have a coat and a gavel to you? And phoenix said


Phoenix:

well i guess not. Sorry. Its just been so hard for me here in solitary confinement. It feels like just yesterday i was frollicking in the fields with my best bro and actual brother mario... i miss him so much! I would do anything to spend just one more moment with him and tell him i love him and goodbye. At least Ill still have a chance once i get out.


Reader:

I started crying because this was so sad... i knew who mario was. And mario was dead. I said dude... i have a best bro and actual brother too! And hes here with me and he is holding an autopsy report. And i hate to tell you but i know mario. And he is dead. Phoenix looked so shocked.


Phoenix:

What! How do you know! My best bro and actual brother mario... he CANT BE DEAD!!!!!


Reader:

And i said but dude. Thats actually what were here for. Hes dead. And we have his autopsy report RIGHT HERE. and i pointed at jerome who was holding it. He begged and pleaded with us to let him read it.


["Better Call Saul (Alternate Version) - Breaking Bad: Criminal Elements" plays in the background.]
I thought to myself is it truly right to give such a lowlife scum of the earth crook like phoenix the chance at closure for his brother? I figured i had to. Solving the siivagunner direct alternate reality game was more important than that. I handed the autopsy report to phoenix and he read it with tears in his eyes.

Phoenix:

This... isnt an autopsy report.


Reader:

He said. And i said what? But monika said it was.


Phoenix:

No man this is like. This is a youtube link.


Reader:

I gasped and I looked at jerome.


["Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64 plays in the background.]
WE SOLVED THE AUTOPSY REPORT!!! We won the autopsy report! We went home and watched the video on jeromes phone because the internet was still down and i was out of data for the month. A strange video of grand dad appeared on the screen, but he was purple, the scariest color. And he SCREAMED at me!!! I screamed too! Jerome didnt scream though. Wow i cant believe luigi would scream like that he said. Luigi? That was grand dad. No that was luigi. What do you MEAN it was luigi i said. That is clearly grand dad. Dude no grand dad looks like mario and that is luigi. I said come on. Luigi isnt even purple. And jerome said listen man its not about the color of the plumber its how he looks. And i said bro thats a pretty beautiful way of thinking not even gonna lie. And jerome said listen let me pull up a picture of mario and i WILL show you that this is not grand dad and it is in fact luigi. I wasnt sure how a picture of mario would prove that but i was game. And so we furiously began google image searching mario. But all that would come up on jeromes phone was the stupid red picture with stars on it and an ugly font that said "red rewards." i wasnt even scared because this red is not that scary of a color and i love rewards. Maybe if they had mixed it with blue? But no they hadnt. It was red. And it was crazy because no other images would load on google. I thought jerome had run out of data too and that this stupid image was our punishment but then jerome gasped. What if this is part of the siivagunner direct alternate reality game? He said And i screamed in excitement. It HAD to be! Haltmann was setting up everything up happen so perfectly! So we examined the image and it was red. And it had stars. And an ugly font. We thought long and hard about how we came to the perfect conclusion: red like the red mist. The red mist being HALLOWEEN SPIRIT! It was all connected. Thats why the scary purple image said illucidity!!

["Bonus Room Blitz (PAL Version) - Donkey Kong Country" plays in the background.]
Jerome and i dapped eachother up for coming up with such a perfect conclusion and sat down at our youtube tv to celebrate. We opened it up and on our recommended page was something quite shocking indeed. Siivagunner christmas comeback crisis episode... 11??? Holy moly! When did this come out? I asked jerome. It must have come on our recommended due to all the siivagunner we had been watching recently. Jerome looked at the tv and saw the video had come out 10 years ago. Wow! Thats insane. I cant believe we missed a brand new episode of the CCC. but honestly after what happened last time an episode of the ccc came out, i was kinda glad we missed the premiere. But then it hit me. Episode eleven must be our reward for winning the siivagunner direct alternate reality game. I knew it would be something awesome! So we watched it posthaste. We returned to jeromes phone and saw the stupid red rewards picture again. And then it hit me. We didnt do anything with the clue we had solved.

["Weapons Factory - Super Mario RPG" plays in the background.]
The secret was still unravelling. I noticed on the image there were stars i hadnt noticed before. They must have been the key to the secrets. We hadnt won just yet. But we didnt know what to do next. And after working on this for around a month, i had honestly forgotten most of it, so we figured it was best to retrace our steps. We did the whole alternate reality game AGAIN and when we got back to the red rewards image, we had all the pieces to solve it. We had actually paid attention this time, and we knew just what to do. But the secret link the red rewards image had clued us into was a video of inspector gadget. And Jerome just did not want to watch any of that and i honestly didnt either because i was pretty worn out after doing all of that again so we just started typing in every letter combination and .com into google. And it worked. The winning combo was a website called youtube.com. But what was on the secret webpage confused me and my lifelong brother. Actual brother, real brother, brother of my whole life from my mother and my brother and my father and my brother. It was mario's autopsy report but for real this time. It wasnt a youtube link. Well crud, we dont know how to read autopsy reports, i said to jerome. And jerome was sad too but then he got an odd look on his face. And he looked at me and he said wait. Mario isnt dead. Why would he have an autopsy report? And i said huh wow that is actually a good point. We called monika at mcdonalds and she said that he was out of town and unavailable. So hes clearly alive and, well, probably saving princesses and stuff? You know, typical mario activities. But what could this autopsy mean? And then it hit me. Mario wasnt dead... YET.

["Leap of Faith" from The Messenger plays in the background.]
To get to the next secret link, we had to TIME TRAVEL. And Jerome said, brother youre a genius. We didnt have a time machine so we had to time travel the old fashioned way: one second into the future per second. And so we sat on our couch and waited for an invite to marios inevitable future funeral. We waited for so long. 3 years passed, and our internet people came and fixed our router. But we sat steadfast waiting for the day mario too would pass, and we would be invited to his funeral, where we would be gifted the final link to solve the siivagunner direct alternate reality game.

["Suspense - The Ultimate Doom" plays in the background.]
5 years in, there was a knock at our door. I got up to answer it, thinking maybe mario had finally died, but instead there was a silhouette i did not quite recognize. It was some rabbit guy? Jerome gasped. Is this the rabbit from othello??? He said excitedly? But i said no this just seems like some crappy college student wearing a burger king crown, and who is also a rabbit for some reason. And Jerome sinks down into his spot on the couch and is all disappointed and stuff and says oh... thats ok. What does this guy want? And so i turn and look at the rabbit guy and honestly he looks kind of peeved and i say hey rabbit guy is everything cool? And he says

Naxx Guyfieri:

first of all i have a name? Naxx Guyfieri, you ought to know it. Im sure youve heard my music.


Reader:

Me and jerome looked at eachother and shrugged our shoulders. We had no clue who this was. This made the rabbit look even peeveder.


Naxx Guyfieri:

Really?


Reader:

He said.


Naxx Guyfieri:

Ok well anyway thats not the point. The point is, im the rabbit king, lord and master of EASTER SPIRIT. and basically youre taking way too long to solve this alternate reality game so im here to get you two to-


Reader:

and then i screamed. JEROME HES HERE TO GET US!!!!! And jerome screamed too and he ran to grab the shot gun out of the secret shotgun hiding location and then he ran back into the room and shot and killed the rabbit guy.


["Sweet Little Dead Bunny (OST Version) - Doom" plays in the background.]
Blood was EVERYWHERE. Thank god hes dead i said. I was so flippin scared. And jerome said yeah. Me too. Well, back to time travelling, i said and we waited on our couch. But then, 3 days later we heard someone at our door. Maybe it was time for marios funeral. But when i opened the door i turned white as if i had seen a ghost. Jerome said brother what is wrong? Youre white as if you had seen a ghost! And truly? It was as if i had seen a ghost. For the figure at the door was THAT RABBIT GUY.

Naxx Guyfieri:

Listen man I just want to help you two solve the-


Reader:

and then jerome blew his brains out with the shotgun.


["Gentle Breeze" from Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 plays in the background.]
Thank god hes gone again, i said. And we went back to time travelling. But then he came back again 3 days later, and we killed him again. And again. And again. This kept happening for months. Every 3 days he'd show up at our door. It honestly became a routine. We knew he was coming after a while. And we kept setting traps and finding new, convoluted ways to kill this rabbit so he wouldnt get us.

[Cut to a sequence with Reader and Jerome killing Naxx in various ways and artstyles, timed in beat with the music, referencing the "Squidward" YouTube Poop fad, briefly punctuated by an image captioned "me when I have to kill Naxx Guyfieri for the 40th time because I'm bored".]
After 5 years though jerome said wait. Do you think maybe he just wants to talk to us? And I was shocked. I hadnt even considered that! Maybe he was here to invite us to marios funeral even! And so when the third day came again, we heard him out.

Naxx Guyfieri:

PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME.


Reader:

the rabbit guy said, and i said why would we shoot you? You wanted to talk to us didnt you? And the rabbit guy, shaking, said


Naxx Guyfieri:

uhhh yeah? Um. i wanted to help you finish the alternate reality game.


Reader:

And me and jerome looked at eachother with excitement on our faces. THIS was the next secret clue to solving the siivagunner direct alternate reality game!!!


["Dramatic "Scenes from a Postcard" - Touch Detective 2½" plays in the background.]
And so we let the rabbit guy talk. But we didnt really pay attention. He said something about siivagunner and something about pastebin and links and base 64 and really honestly? It was so boring that me and jerome honestly hated this guy. We were so mad in fact that we decided no, you know what? This guy NEEDS to die. And it would be legal to kill him too because rabbits arent people.

Naxx Guyfieri:

OK did you understand all of that?


Reader:

The rabbit guy asked. But me and jerome had had enough already.


["Mega Move" from Captain N: The Game Master plays in the background.]
We linked hands and pointed our other hands to the sky. FOOLS SPIRIT!!! ACTIVATE!!

Naxx Guyfieri:

What the fuck? What spirit? I handle easter spirit guys. Were you even paying attention?


Reader:

The rabbit guy said. And we began to power up like in dragon ball. With the jagged white lines around us, all like goku does. Goku is so cool. And using our insane powers of FOOLS SPIRIT, we summoned our STANDS like in GOKU anime. Our stands were BEADER AND BEROME and together the four of us shot rainbow beams from super metroid like from the super nintendo entertainment system out of the palms of our hands and destroyed the rabbit guy forever. No easter spirit could bring him back from what we did to him.


["Dixie Beat (PAL Version) - Donkey Kong Country 3" plays in the background.]
He may have had the power of god, but we had the power of anime, so honestly? Lets just say? We won the siivagunner direct alternate reality game. Forever. The end.

[The credits roll, after which a fake "video ending" is shown. "ASSTRUMPET" from Suits: A Business RPG then plays in the background.]
And then the video screen went to black and a grid of squares with recommended videos popped up on the screen. I was so disappointed. THAT was the siivagunner christmas comeback crisis episode 11: mystery of the siicret gunner?? That SUCKED. Jerome said yeah What a crock of shit. And I was a little shocked he said it with curse words like that but i agreed with him. That was the worst alternate reality game reward ever. That was maybe even the worst video ever. I was so angry that we went through all of this just to watch this video. I mean it for real this time: I never watched siivagunner ever again.

[The video fades to black, followed by briefly showing Reader and Jerome throwing away their YouTube television, before abruptly ending.]

Credits[]

Directors:

Editing:

Artwork:

Voice Actors:

  • 123zc - Reader, Chuck Norris
  • Gadgetini Clone 2.0 - Himself
  • Ogg - Grambam36
  • Rivers Cuomo - funnybobb
  • Eiffel Tower - Himself
  • Monika - jeffrey the mailman
  • Phoenix Wright - Captain Comedy
  • Naxx Guyfieri - Janne Sala

Music:

Special Thanks:

Special Unthanks:

  • gideon florida
  • Heathcliff

and Viewers Like You. Thank You

Gallery[]

Main article: Mystery of the SiIcret Gunner - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story/Gallery

History[]

This rip was originally titled "Mystery of the SiIcret Gunner - A SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story" with a lowercase L in SiIvaGunner.[1] It was renamed to use an uppercase i in February 2025.

Fanfiction.net version[]

Like the other Nutshackwoodman34 videos, this rip's story was posted to FanFiction.net as "Mystery of the SiIcret Gunner - A SiIvaGunner Fan Fiction" on the Nutshackwoodman34 Fanfiction.net account shortly after its premiere. Both versions have roughly the same contents, with a few notable differences:

  • The formatting and sentence structure differs slightly throughout both versions of the story.
  • All URLs are omitted in the Fanfiction.net version.
  • The "extreme speedliness" segment is truncated heavily in the Fanfiction.net version.
  • Reader's "Clover badge" tangent is not present in the Fanfiction.net version.
  • "Miivagunner" is instead referred to as "Miivasunner" in the Fanfiction.net version.
  • The Fanfiction.net version adds a tangent where Reader and Jerome express their opinions on Gadget Week, which is not present in the YouTube version:

I was so mad too. I dont even like inspector gadget jerome said and i said i know you dont and jerome said hes not even funny you know and i said i thought the event was funny and jerome said it just went on for so long and they kept doing it and i said but i mean it was kind of cool and jerome says it went on for like 2 weeks and then they made like a garfield video or something and i just thought it was too long and i really just dont think they should have done it and then to make it worse they did it again but didnt even commit to the bit? I mean they threw in avgn and nostalgia critic too and its like ok so theres a new bit this time ok i get it fine but then they barely even reference avgn it really just becomes the gadget and nostalgia critic show and its like what why avgn rules yknow like i just dont know what they were thinking. But if you like it thats chill.

  • Reader's remark about not liking Vimeo is not present in the Fanfiction.net version.
  • When Reader is listing off names at the McDonald's, the line "Or noaka?" is added between Ray William Johnson and Angry Joe in the Fanfiction.net version.

ARG[]

In the reviews of the FanFiction.net post of the aforementioned video's story is one by the user "noaka" (which also was the only review at the time of the aforementioned video's upload) that reads:

  • hey have you guys seen this? /2iP8-S0LEbs

Using the provided string as a YouTube video ID leads to the final reward of this branch, "Holiday Spirit [FILE-INT-FOOLS] - Haltmann's Archives".

Trivia[]


References[]

  1. ↑ Tweet by @InstRipInfoSys
Christmas Comeback Crisis: Episodes
Main episodes
Side Story episodes
Nutshackwoodman34
Haltmann's Archives
INT
Miscellaneous
Beta Mix
CCC
HA
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.
More Fandoms