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"Now where did that Fils-A-Mech go..."
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"Go back to the Grinch and tell him his leak was doomed from the start, it had YOU in it."
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"The Splatoon games were a short-lived novelty. I think it's time to start "fresh" with a new IP."
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"That's what you get for making me dance in the middle of an important meeting!"
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"Uhh...Adios, amigos! Arigato!"
"Bill, just stop. What are you even doing."
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"Hey, if you ever meet a Japanese alien in need of translation, hit me up anytime! Not during my work hours though, please."
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"If you ever want to go to a donut cafe to talk up our Japanese skills, please let me know!"
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"Your gauntlet is no match for my trusty Power Glove!"
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"This is Reggie, former president of Nintendo. I have taken over Wario Partners, LLP, and will now rename every WarioWare title to "ReggieRare"."
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"Bill, look at him. How pathetic. Whatever happened to you eating oranges? Get a diet or you'll end up looking like him."
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"Guess he can't hide from the truth. Nintendo will always beat Konami!"
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"I feel your DJ skills may have gotten a bit rusty over the years. Why not try out the power of our Nintendo Labo Piano?"
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""Cave Story +"? I think it's time for a downgrade. "Cave Story -" will never be released on Nintendo Switch ever!"
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"Nothing like a fresh, Sunday Morning, playing Nintendo."
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"Bill, you were pretty wrong, I'm pretty sure this is the cheesiest guy I've EVER met."
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"Would any creatures from Rock Bottom happen to need any form of translation? May be good for advertising."
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"I'm such a huge fan; never mind my friend, your lyrics are incredible! I hope we can meet again sometime!"
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"You know, it really is no wonder why SEGA stopped making consoles and bowed down to us. It's their best decision yet."
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"All hail the Virtual Boy."
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"If I were to be honest, I easily prefer playing the Japanese version of Undertale."
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"If you want education, you two are free to join one of my lectures anytime! I don't know what I can teach about Octagons, though..."
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"Sorry, but I think both Reggie and I know the power of showing the Switch's true colors."
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"Also, would you mind telling Arsene to stop kicking my ass in Elite Smash?"
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"Mmm...it's dangling! Mmm..mmmmm..num..mmm...*BURP*"
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"Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai, Yo-Kai won't you be my friend?"
"Um...Reggie, you can stop dancing now...if you want..."
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"If anyone is looking for a Christmas present for Reggie, I recommend Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone for Nintendo 3DS. He could probably use the practice."
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"See you later, old friend. I'll make sure Bowser gives you as much bananas as you want."
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"We're about kicking ass and taking names: you're about breaking games."
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"Bill, you're telling me that while I was gone they put Nekopara on the eShop? What's wrong with you?"
"It's called having taste, Reggie."
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"I hope that makes it clear that owning a Joy-Con isn't as cheap as 50 cents."
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"Did you really think you could win a case against us? I mean... c'mon now, I guess that's just the power of Nintendo."
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