Old MacDonald Had a Farm - Fisher-Price Perfect Fit

"Old MacDonald Had a Farm - Fisher-Price Perfect Fit" is a high quality rip of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" from Fisher-Price Perfect Fit.

Jokes[]

This is an arrangement of "INDUSTRY BABY" by Lil Nas X and Jack Harlow, in the style and instruments of the advertised track with the vocals of "Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY | Official cover by The Moonies" by The Moonies Official added over. At 0:04, the visuals switch to a parody of the ""Fans Explaining" Montages / X Slander" meme, which often uses "INDUSTRY BABY" as a background song, with a theme of childhood-related subjects.

Time	Text	Visual	Explanation
0:04	Slide fans on a particularly sunny day	A GIF of a sped up skeleton burning with flames surrounding it.	Many playground slides are made of metal and become very hot when constantly exposed to sunlight.
0:09	Tag fans learning about pronouns	A clip from the Breaking Bad episode "Ozymandias" where Walter White collapses to the ground in despair.	Tag is a playground game in which several players chase other players and "tag" them, often by exclaiming "Tag, you're it!"
0:14	How macaroni looks when it's glued to a paper plate	A clip from The Garden of Words where Takao Akizuki and Yukino Yukari make omurice.	Macaroni art is a type of art commonly produced in arts and crafts classes in kindergarten.
0:19	Toy blocks fans seeing lego fans	Footage of "Luigi's Death Stare" in Mario Kart 8.	Toy blocks and Lego are two types of construction blocks popular with young children.
0:24	Hopscotch fans	Footage of a tumbleweed in a desert.	Hopscotch is a playground game which involves a player hopping through a pattern of spaces drawn on the ground.
0:28	How it feels to be a booger picker	Gameplay footage from KIDS, where the player character walking around a large group of people with all other people avoiding close distance with the player.	Nose picking is a common practice in young children which is considered socially deviant.
0:33	See N' Say fans when the cow goes moo	The "OMG Cat" GIF.	See 'n Say is an educational toy which, in the most popular iterations, depicts farm animals and their associated sounds.
0:38	Calmest interaction in four square	Footage of Reggie Fils-Aimé and Satoru Iwata fighting, taken directly from the Mii Fighter reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.	Four square is a playground game involving four players bouncing a ball to one another across four squares.
0:43	Back of the class during story time	A scene from Luigi's Mansion 3 where Luigi reads a book and immediately falls asleep.	It is common in kindergarten for teachers to read stories to their students, which can be boring for some children.
0:48	Swing fans after getting the biggest jump known to man	"eggman 3.gif" from the album 7 Somari Dad.	Swings are a common toy in playgrounds which frequently cause injury from excessive swinging.
0:52	Speak & Spell fans entering naughty words	The "Thug Tug" scene from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie where a thug tries to goad an increasingly nervous SpongeBob and Patrick to sing the "I'm a Goofy Goober" song.	Speak & Spell is an educational toy made to help children learn spelling and pronunciation. The slander pokes fun at how often many people attempt to have Speak & Spell say naughty words.
0:57	Velcro fans when they're forced to switch to shoelaces	The "Sweaty Speedrunner" GIF.	Velcro shoes are a type of shoes commonly worn by young children before learning how to tie shoelaces.
1:02	Pokemon card fans when they came to trade but all they got was the teacher taking their belongings	A "Sad SpongeBob / Spunchbop" edited sequence.	The Pokémon Trading Card Game is a popular card game with young children, and teachers may confiscate their cards if they cause too much disruption during class.
1:07	Play-doh eaters when crayon munchers enter the room	The "Vince McMahon Surprised" GIF.	Play-Doh, a modeling compound, and crayons are often ingested by children due to their colorful appearances.
1:12	Crush-havers learning about cooties	The "Chef Skinner Reading a Letter" GIF.	Cooties is a fictional disease said to be spread when a child touches another child of the opposite sex.
1:16	iPad kids when confronted with 2+2 and the correct answer isn't skibidi	A video of Brainless Kitty.	"iPad kids" is a colloquial term for children from Generation Z and Generation Alpha. Skibidi Toilet is a popular meme among these demographics.
1:21	Groundskeepers when they have to fix the teatherball for the 5th time this month	A clip from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episode "Mickey's Great Clubhouse Hunt" where Mickey sadly walks away.	Tetherballs are a common toy in playgrounds which are frequently damaged due to strong force or injuries.
1:26	The bus ride home after everyone gets their recorders	The "Donkey Kong's Sad Mine Cart Ride" GIF from the Donkey Kong Country episode "Buried Treasure".	Recorders are musical instruments commonly used in elementary school music classes.
1:31	Seesaw fans in 20 years when they're asked why they can't have children	The "Anton Ego's Flashback" GIF.	Seesaws are a common toy in playgrounds which often cause injuries to children's groins.
1:36	Snack time fans when no one will trade for their carrots and broccoli	A clip from the "When she buys KFC instead of Popeyes" video.	Prescribed times for snacks are customary in schools, where vegetables are commonly served, which many children dislike.
1:40	Fans of troublemaking being struck with the fear of god	This "Screaming Jerma" GIF.	Many parents often use the fear of a god's punishment as a way of teaching children not to misbehave.
1:45	Teeball fans when they start picking grass and eating dandelions	This "Kid Hit By Giant Beach Ball" GIF.	It is common for children to become distracted by picking grass and dandelions during playground sports in grassy fields, such as tee-ball.
1:50	"I love to go on CoolMathGames!"	A clip from Toy Story 2 of an aisle full of identical Buzz Lightyear toys.	Cool Math Games is an online hosting site containing browser games commonly played by children. The slander pokes fun at how often many people visit Cool Math Games.
1:55	Hide and seek fans waiting for someone to find them	The "Beard Time Lapse" GIF.	Hide-and-seek is a playground game in which players hide to be found by designated seekers. A hiding player can stay hidden for a long time if they are secluded well enough.
2:00	Jack in the box fans after the 10th time	This "Startled / Shocked" GIF.	A jack-in-the-box is a children's toy consisting of a music box which reveals a figure after being sufficiently cranked.
2:04	Rubick's cube fans explaining how solving it is actually super simple	The "Ibai Llanos Explaining Things" GIF.	Rubik's Cubes are a popular 3D combination puzzle toy. Enthusiasts have developed several simplified methods for solving them quickly.
2:09	Silent reading time haters after one paragraph	A clip of Mr. Bean waiting from the movie Mr. Bean's Holiday.	Kindergarten classes often have designated times for silent reading, which can be boring for some children.
2:14	Teachers when they're asked where cursive went	The "Confused Travolta" GIF.	Cursive handwriting is often taught in school, though it is no longer a required teaching in many places and has declined in popularity over the years.
2:19	average mary had a little lamb fans	A clip from "itsmefraz episode 7" by Fraz.	"X Slander" videos usually end with an "Average Fan vs. Average Enjoyer" meme. In this case, the subjects are two popular nursery rhymes, "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and "Hot Cross Buns", the latter being a frequently used meme on the SiIvaGunner channel.
2:24	Average "Hot Cross Buns" Fan	A GIF sequence of the "GigaChad" meme.

At 2:29, the visuals switch back to the Fisher-Price Perfect Fit thumbnail, with "Hot Cross Buns | Nursery Rhymes | Super Simple Songs" by Super Simple Songs - Kids Songs pitch-shifted to the "INDUSTRY BABY" arrangement and the visuals flipping to go with the pitch-shifting. On the last note, the thumbnail changes to a crude edit; the text is edited to read "Brainless-Price Pathetic Fit", Brainless Kitty appears six times in the red trim and over the hyphen, and another image of a cat appears in the lower-left with a speech balloon that says "Hey!".

Brainless-Price Pathetic Fit — The thumbnail edit used at the end of the rip.

History[]

This rip was originally titled "Old McDonald - Fisher-Price Perfect Fit".^[1] A few minutes later it was changed to its current title, followed by "Old MacDonald Had an OHIO??????? - Fisher-Price Perfect Fit" before being quickly reverted.