This rip is the start of the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Takeover. In it, Dr. Doofenshmirtz announces he's taking over channel in order to become an internet celebrity and rule over the Tri-State Area. Perry the Platypus quickly shows up, but is then trapped by a Hobart mixer. Dr. Doofenshmirtz then activates his Channel-Takeover-inator, thus beginning the event.
Transcript[]
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[The video begins with static, which then disappears and reveals Dr. Doofenshmirtz.]
Dr. D: Uh, is this thing working? Is it functioning properly? Oh, it is!
Dr. D: Ah-hahahahahaha! I have done it! I have finally taken control of the Siiva...
Dr. D: ...wait, is it called "SiLva" or "Siiva"? I-I can never tell... Anyway...
Dr. D: I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have succesfully taken over the ENTIRE SiivaGunner YouTube Channel! Now...
[Perry the Platypus enters by breaking a window, accompanied by his signature jingle.]
Dr. D: Ah, Perry the Platypus, how timely of you to drop in. I was just about to tell the audience the reason for making today's inator...
Dr. D: ...but it looks like your chances of stopping me are going...
Dr. D: ...DOWN UNDER!
[Doof presses a button, making his Hobart mixer close, leaving Perry trapped inside]
Dr. D: Haha! How do you like my new trap, Perry the Platypus? I made it out of an old mixer I got from Australia! The idea really makes you go "Ha-ha, hee-hee!", doesn't it?
Dr. D: Anyways, I bet you're wondering, "Doof, why on Earth would you ever want to take over something like a YouTube channel?" Well, I'll tell ya!
Dr. D: I've realised that I'm uh... not the most popular guy in the Tri-State Area... Y'see, my brother Roger made this successful...
Dr. D: ...y'know those "rant" videos? ...Roger makes "agree" videos. W-who would want to spend three hours listening to why someone agrees with you?! But I digress.
Dr. D: Anyways, by taking over, I would essentially become an internet celebrity!
Dr. D: ...a-and not in an embarassing way like that old high school tape I had that went viral. C-completely different than that.
Dr. D: And once everyone adores my high quality rips, I will finally be able to take over...
Dr. D: ...THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!
Dr. D: ...Of course, getting access to the channel would've required me to enter some tournament...
Dr. D: ...but when I tried sending an application, the host told me that my "sourcelist" had too much "overlap" with one of the contestants...
Dr. D: ...I think his name was "T homas" or something, I dunno. So of course, with that out of the question, there was only one way I could take over.
Dr. D: ...and that was with this!
[The video shows the Channel-takeover-inator.]
Dr. D: Behold, the CHANNEL-TAKEOVER-INATOR! This baby can create and schedule as many high quality rips as I want...
Dr. D: ...fueled by old video game cartridges I bought at a yard sale with my ex-wife's money. I heard that a lot of fans really like that one old cartoon with the caveman, so I bought as many copies of those games as I could!
Dr. D: Now then, it is time to truly begin... THE DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED TAKEOVER!
[Doof presses a button, making the Channel-takeover-inator start activating.]
Dr. D: It's working... IT'S WORKING! IT'S FUNCTIONING PROPERLY! High quality internet status, HERE I COME BABY!
Dr. D: Enjoy your time in the funny mixer, Perry the Platypus! I'm about to become the GREATEST...
Dr. D: ...er...video game...music...parody...channel in the world... Y-Y'know it sounds a lot less impressive when I say it out loud, but nevertheless... Let's get this party started!
[The video fades to black.]
Trivia[]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz mentioning "an old high school tape that went viral" references the Phineas and Ferb episode "Tip of the Day".
The Channel-takeover-inator has the shape of a 7 and a star at the bottom, referencing 7 GRAND DAD.
