"Opening Logo - Bananas In Pyjamas: Paint and Print" is a high quality rip of "Opening Logo" from Bananas In Pyjamas: Paint and Print.
Jokes[]
Similar to "Main Theme - Bananas de Pijamas (Pirate)", "Opening Logo - Bananas in Pyjamas: It's Fun Time", and "Opening Logo - Bananas In Pyjamas: It's Party Time", this is a spoof of Robert Stainton's Greeny Phatom web series, filled throughout with references to the series.
Transcript[2][]
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[The following play in succession: the 1995 Sony Wonder ident, the 1983-A Children's Television Workshop ident, the 1987 CINAR ident.
Cut to Dr. Beanson.]
Dr. Beanson: Hello, I am Dr. Beanson, the one-of-a-kind soldier that brings you this message. But today, I am here for giving a box gift to Little Guy, who is standing over the corner of his house. [Dr. Beanson walks over to Little Guy.] Dr. Beanson: Here is Little By, a box that is the little and metal purple robot from the outside of the house has given to me. It is for you, because it said "Little Guy" on the cover. [Little Guy takes the box in his hands.] Little Guy: Are you sure this isn't a prank, from the Russian composers that bring you this box? Well, I could be opening it right now, if I know this isn't true. [The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 enters the building. She points at the box.] [Kazoo Master shows up right next to her.] Kazoo Master: It is a really good and optimal box. There is a list of things that are inside it, that I will take one of, but every other is going to you before or after tomorrow, because you have to look at the box. [Takane shows up next to them both.] [Little Guy opens the box.] Little Guy: Well, there are many things in this box. [Image slide of the objects in the box begins, starting with HOBaRT.] Little Guy: Well, this is a industrial cooking machine that cooks a lot of things that we see daily. It is big and metal, but not too heavy. I think it is a nice prize, right? [Image switches to a drawing of a lemon person.] Little Guy: What is this thing?! It is making me so angry! It looked like a lemon, but all wrong! I am not keeping this lemon, I am throwing him away as long as possible because I do not like him and he reminds me of those faces that I never like. [Image switches to the Brainless Kitty.] Little Guy: This cat is a little strange, yes? But he is looking to be very stupid right now. Maybe I will give it one to Dr. Beanson, because he loves the toys that he can get for free, and it is a bit silly like he is. [Image switches to the cover of The Haunted Mansion.] Little Guy: This is a movie of the Disney. [Little Guy pauses, resulting in prolonged silence. The image then switches to "Surprise happy meal".] Little Guy: What the freaking cereal?! It is a surprise happy meal! This is very very very very great, maybe it is having a lot of cheeseburgers for us. [Image switches to a Flintstones toy.] Little Guy: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes seven very yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes- [Image switches to a cracked version of Audacity.] Little Guy: This is a piracy version for Audacity. I don't think I will be needing it, and I am throwing it out because it sounds illegal to go to jail. [Image switches to a metal kazoo with the PBS logo on its left end.] Little Guy: Wow! This instrumental has the rights to the PBS logo on it! This is a very interesting thing that I am going to send away. [Kazoo Master takes the kazoo and "plays" the Bananas in Pajamas theme song on it. The image then switches to tacos.] Little Guy: It is good? I wouldn't try it, it looks a little strange over a cheeseburger, but it is shining like a spacetime so I could give in a try! [Image switches to an image of John Coltrane with text underneath.] Little Guy: Repost this in 30 seconds or you will never be able to play Coltrane Changes ever again? Very scary and frightening! I am reposting it right away, in 39 seconds! Little Guy: This box is a really big box, full of gifts. It is almost like a Toys "R" Us box full of toys. I think I am going to be taking this box to the Paramount Pictures Mountain, where it will be able of receiving in presents for real life. [Dr. Beanson's phone starts ringing.] Little Guy: Are you on the for serious?? You are so lazy Dr. Beanson you cannot even be on the phone it is too real that you are on the phone at this time! Dr. Beanson: Hello I am Dr. Beanson, the one-of-a-kind soldier who is receiving this message. [Shows the other side of the call.] Nick Lushwood: Hey, just wanted to tell you guys that, like, uh, some guy is gonna start going after you guys now, because you uh, have a movie he likes. And he's like kinda out of it too? It's weird. I kinda want him back to be honest but like he's going after you guys now so it doesn't really matter. Yeah. I don't even know how this works honestly. Cya later? I think? Shiiiit man. I don't even care anymore. Bye. [Doctor Beanson just stands there in prolonged silence as the call is hung up.] Little Guy: Because then, are you boys and girls coming with us now? The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: We just go wherever we're needed is where they put us! [An audio loop saying "we just come wherever we're needed is where they put us" from "Untitled #1 (Scunibto)" by Five Starcle Men is played. After this, the group starts walking out of the house. From one of the corners, a familiar shadow lurks... It looks like the 8-Bit Beast, but on closer glance...] Rafty Rider: Hi, I'm Rafty Rider, welcome to the Beach Park! If that's what you wanna do, we're gonna see the fishes, and have a rafty rafty rafty rafty day! This here is my raft for you to take and drive around if you are wanting to. You just need to pay me in a dollar note and it is yours to swim in! Little Guy: Hello, we are here by this boat raft that we will use to climb out of 1 2 3 Greeny Phatom into the ocean lake and to Paramount Pictures Mountain where the box is delivered and opened, but not before Doctor shows up and ruins everything. I hate his freaking face! If he showed up to singing I will force him to eat loud green beans instead of cheeseburgers until my head explodes in 2 days! [They all hop on the raft as it starts sailing. It sails around for a while.] Sexy Grandpa: It is like the Geico Commercial for Car Insurance, except it wasn't even produced before the 7th of July of 1999. [They all move around aimlessly for a bit. Then, Takane walks up to Joke-Explainer and sits by her.] Takane Shijou: Hey, Joke Explainer, do you... Have any idea what's going on here? The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: Very little! But I'm taking this time to do some studies on this universe while I can. My system does have three past archives of it, interestingly enough, but they're completely inaccessible, which leads me to believe that this is a breach and we do not belong here! Takane Shijou: That... Sounds bad. The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: Possibly, but I'm taking the time to research it while I can! Especially the effect that living here has on figments. Once in a lifetime opportunity! Then we can figure out how to get out of here. Takane Shijou: Hm. [They sit in silence for a moment. Meanwhile, John Notwoodman is in a boat of his own, using binoculars to look to the distance to the others' raft. "Raft Ride (super remastered gay version) - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening" plays in the background.] John Notwoodman: Well I am in the looking booth because I'm going to go there now and take the treasure box! Hahaahahaaahahhaahahhaaahaahahahaehahaha [John starts heading there on all fours. The boat very slowly moves to the right as she jumps up and down on it. Both boats clash, but nobody seems to notice. John lunges for the box, but Little Guy grabs his arm halfway.] Little Guy: Dr. Woodman 2! It is you who is evil plans with my treasure gift box. I would have known! [He throws a rock at John. John explodes.] Little Guy: This is what you are getting for being and trying to steal from others! It makes me so mad! It is just like those Russian composers with their stealing! If it is you who is going to be useful to us, you're going to be a learning and help to hold onto the hole in the flag! Then you will be stuck inside the flag forever for 7 days! [The next frame shows John holding onto the raft flag for dear life.] [They all watch as he moves from side to side as a mashup between the Bananas in Pyjamas theme and "Astronaut in the Ocean" plays. It is offkey and offtempo.] Dr. Beanson: I think now it is time to look at the clouds. Little Guy: Stupid Dr. Beanson! You knew how much I hated clouds! You are just trying to annoy me again and make me so mad that my head explodes 7 times in 2 days! Dr. Beanson: But look, Little By! It is shaping like the Sony Wonder logo! [They all sit and stare at the clouds as they transform from the Sony Wonder logo. Suddenly, the sky goes dark, and it starts raining. Small rays of lightning begin to appear.] Kazoo Master: Holy kind of God! There is a ton of storm thunder dropping on us soon if we don't hide from this mess in an instant, we'll all be played like flutey kazoos! [The lightning starts striking the ship. Everyone is running around on it, hands in the air, panicking.] Little Guy: I really hate these freaking clouds! They are always doing this to me when I am rise and shine on a sunny day! They are worst worst worst than dang anything! [Little Guy grabs the box and throws the lemon at the sky. The sky doesn't like that. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning comes down from it and snaps the ship in half. It breaks and everyone proceeds to fall straight into the water, slowly sinking down. We're brought to Little Guy's POV as he closes his eyes and sinks deeper and deeper. He opens his eyes again and wakes up at the gates of heaven, where an image of Jesus Christ with SiIvaGunner's head imposed over it awaits him.] Little Guy: Are you cereal?!? What is this some kind of god?!? Where is Barney?!? SiIvaGunner: Hello, Little Guy. It's ok, Little Guy. You're safe here, Little Guy. [SiIva takes Little Guy in his hand.] SiIvaGunner: I wanted to talk to you, Little Guy. [The Jesus-SiIva Statue points around.] SiIvaGunner: What you have here is beautiful, Little Guy. You've created me and you've created you and you've created all these people, Little Guy. There is something truly commendable about how much you care, Little Guy. I can feel it, Little Guy. Every moment I am awake and every moment I make a rip and every moment I wash my stone hard face and every moment I sit and stare out the window, Little Guy. You're me and you're him and you're all of us, Little Guy. [Little Guy just sits there.] SiIvaGunner: I'm going to leave you now, Little Guy. But don't forget the most important part: This means nothing. [SiIvaGunner catapults Little Guy through a cloud. Little Guy wakes up in his bed. He throws his hands in the air.] Little Guy: This guy is stupid?????? Are you freaking cereal?!???!!!!! [Credits roll] |
See also[]
- Other rips using Bananas in Pyjamas games to spoof Robert Stainton's Greeny Phatom web series:
References[]
- ↑ "john siivagunner". YouTube playlist by yhenestik.
- ↑ Google Document by yhenestik.