[The following play in succession: the 1995 Sony Wonder ident, the Hanna-Barbera Cartoons ident, the 1987 CINAR ident.
Cut to a title card:Season 4
Bonus Episode
Little Guy's Grand Old Time
Cut to Dr. Beanson holding a NES controller.]
Dr. Beanson: Hello everyone! I'm Dr. Beanson, the one of a kind soldier that brings you this message. Because today I'm going to play Super Mario Brothers 7.
[A select screen based on the Mario 7-in-1 multicart featured in Vinesauce Joel's 7 GRAND DAD stream appears, with the options "MARIO EPIC", "GREEN MARIO", "MARIO 4", "MARIO 5", "MARIO 6", "MARIO 7", and "MARIO 11". The cursor is next to "MARIO 7".]
Dr. Beanson: So let's check it out.
[Dr. Beanson selects "MARIO 7", launching a spoof of 7 GRAND DAD's title screen. The screen has the title "7 Greeny Dad" and the copyright information "1991 Sony Wonder". Little Guy replaces Grand Dad, and a banana from Bananas in Pyjamas replaces Fred Flintstone.]
Dr. Beanson: GREENY DAD!?
[A melodyswap of "Title Theme & Ending" from 7 GRAND DAD with the Bananas in Pyjamas theme plays as the text "PUSH START!" flashes.]
Dr. Beanson: Bananas in Pyjamas? Ohhh.... Greeny Dad. Greeny Dad! Are you freakin' cereal!? GREENY DAD!!! Oohhhh.....
[Cut to a card with the text "meanwhile..."]
Narrator: meanwhile...
[Cut to President Haltmann and SiIvaGunner in the Greeny Phatom style.]
President Haltmann: What is the meaning of this? Why does everything look crude and drawn in MS Paint?
SiIvaGunner: I only upload high quality rips.
President Haltmann: Shut up. Do you not realize? This is not our world. It is not profitable.
["Loveless Command" from Kirby Planet Robobot plays. Cut to Smol Nozomi.]
Smol Nozomi: todokete
[Cut to Wood Man.]
Wood Man: this place is kinda neat tbh but our home is nicer >:]
President Haltmann: I need to find out who is behind this...
[Fade to black. Fade in to the Tower of Liguen from Greeny Phatom. Cut to Little Guy inside.]
Little Guy: Mwahahahahahaha. My evil plan has finally starting to go accordingly. Thanks to my new friends.
[Cut to The Voice Inside Your Head, AMUNO, Inspector Gadget, and Mr Rental in the room with Little Guy.
The Voice Inside Your Head: We have a deal, Little Guy. Since you helped me trap and brainwash all of those figments in your world, so I can... destroy anime all by myself, I can give you all of the cheeseburgers and cereal you want.
AMUNO: AMUNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sucribe amuno
Inspector Gadget: Brown bricks in Minecrap!
Mr Rental: Ban all mashups.
Little Guy: Excellent. I hope you will also help me by getting rid of all Russian composers on the planet, because I can't stand it any longer.
The Voice Inside Your Head: Sure, whatever. Look, the only figments still conscious is Haltmann and Wood Man, we should go after them now.
[Fade to black. Fade in to Dr. Beanson in his house. SiIvaGunner is at his door.
Dr. Beanson: Oh look! It's SilvaGunner! The one of a kind ripper that only uploads high quality rips! What do you having for me today.
[Dr. Beanson listens to the "Slider"/Bananas in Pyjamas melodyswap from "Main Theme - Bananas de Pijamas (Pirate)" on a portable music player.]
Dr. Beanson: LOL with all that bananas in pyjamas and also it being greeny, I know exactly who made this one. Good stuff my dude.
[Dr. Beanson's cousin runs in.]
Dr. Beanson's cousin: Oh no! We are under attack!
Dr. Beanson: Oh, Doctor! My cousin! What is it!
Dr. Beanson's cousin: Little Gwey is at his tower planning something. While he wants to destroy my russian music discs, but he also has new people, so what can we do?
Dr. Beanson: I do not know, but to get there we have to cross the beach park for getting there.
Dr. Beanson's cousin: Great! He will get teached a lesson for being a cheeseburger.
[Cut to Wood Man, who is now inside Dr. Beanson's house.]
Wood Man: what the fuck are y'all saying i can't understand a dang thing holy shit
Dr. Beanson: Wood Man could be helpful for us! Will you be a nice man and take us to the beach park?
Wood Man: i mean idk i don't have anything better to do anyway lol
President Haltmann: Are you insane? What do you think you're doing? Do these creatures even have brains?!
Wood Man: smh haltmann these guys are fun. after trying to help them we can try to get out of here ok
["mm2wood" starts playing.]
SiIvaGunner: Let's go, it will be lots of fun and high quality. Yay!
[Cut to a car with Wood Man's >:] face driving down a road. The saxophones in "mm2wood" play twice, imitating a car horn. "mm2wood" is then melodyswapped with the Bananas in Pyjamas theme.
Cut to Santed Sailor.]
Santed Sailor: I'm Santed Sailor, welcome to Beach Park! If that's what you want, we'll go see the fishes and have a shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy day!
[Grand Dad appears next to Santed Sailor.]
Grand Dad: Hello. I'm Santed Sailor's new assistant. What do you want for today?
Dr. Beanson: We are having to stop Little Guy's plans for playing a trick on us. Now he will not destroy us because of the Flintstone. I need to do something about it.
[Grand Dad gestures to a ship.]
Grand Dad: Okay, here you can go. Take this ship to go to Little Guy's tower. Have a Grand Shippy Time.
[Cut to Dr. Beanson, his cousin, SiIvaGunner, and Wood Man in the ship.]
Dr. Beanson: Alright! Now I'm one of a kind happy soldier that brings Flintstones this message! Now we can read SilvaGunner rip titles.
[Cut to a screenshot of the thumbnail for "We Are Number One - LazyTown: The Video Game".]
Dr. Beanson: "We Are Number One - Lazy Town: The Video Game". I liked playing this game when I was with my Sony PlayStation. This is so much fun!
[Cut to a screenshot of the thumbnail for "DK Rap (Gorilla Version) - Donkey Kong 64".]
Dr. Beanson's cousin: "DK Rap (Gorilla Version) - Donkey Kong 64". I liked it when this Kong has a funny face, when it turns into a gorilla. What a stupid rip!
[Cut to a screenshot of the thumbnail for "Wood Man - Mega Man 2"].
Wood Man: "Wood Man - Mega Man 2". this rip is nice. i mean i made it. nice >:]
[Cut to a screenshot of the thumbnail for "Play With Me - Doki Doki Literature Club!".]
Dr. Beanson: "Play With Me - Doki Doki Literature Club!". Reading is for boring! I prefer to play with the Sony Wonder logo in my life.
[Cut to a screenshot of the thumbnail for "sans. - Undertale".]
Dr. Beanson's cousin: "sans. - Undertale". These skeletons were scary, because it was in G-Major. Now I can't listen to high quality rips any longer!
[Cut to a screenshot of the thumbnail for "Wood Man (Beta Mix) - Mega Man 2".]
Wood Man: "Wood Man (Beta Mix) - Mega Man 2". ...why are we still doing this anyway
[Cut to Little Guy in his tower.]
Little Guy: These stupid russians think they will get me. What do they think I am? Felix the Cat? They can't be cereal. Now I have to destroy them forever before my head explodes again.
AMUNO: russian bad becaose they no suscribe amuno and i not get money and buzz also silvain are with them grrr
Inspector Gadget: [pointing to AMUNO] You can shut up now. I'm always on duty!
Little Guy: Shut up you annoying RoboSoft. Or I'll put a laptop with the scary Screen Gems logo on you. Dr. Beanson has always painting me in Season 5 Finale, so he will have to pay for it. Now excuse me, but I need to watch See How They Grow.
[Little Guy walks off as AMUNO watches.]
AMUNO: silvain grrrr
[Cut to Wood Man approaching the tower, as The Voice and Little Guy watch from inside.]
Wood Man: hey isn't that...
Dr. Beanson: Holy Muffins! It's the voice inside your head! Now I need my soldier costumes so I can beat this bully up.
Wood Man: nice >:]. why didn't you tell me before that the voice was involved tho
Dr. Beanson: Because I'm just one of a kind nice soldier that brings Wood Man this message. Now let's go.
[Gree Guy appears next to the tower. The Fat Dog Mendoza theme plays.]
Gree Guy: That tower looks a scary.
Dr. Beanson: Gree Guy! W A T C H O U T !!!
[Gree Guy narrowly ducks a brown brick thrown at him from the tower.]
Gree Guy: Oh!
[Cut to Inspector Gadget at a window of the tower, wielding two brown bricks.]
Inspector Gadget: I am having AAA lot of fun.
[Cut to Sergente Beanson flying a helicopter.]
Sergente Beanson: [speaking in German with subtitles] It is a sunny day outside. Current temperature is 20°C. And the Rips are High Quality as ever. I need to help Dr. Beanson while being a german [sic] soldier.
[Cut to Wood Man approaching Mr Rental with a boom box as Dr. Beanson looks on.]
Wood Man: hey dr. benson or whatever check this out
[Wood Man plays "Space Jam on the boom box. Mr Rental covers his ears.]
Mr Rental: OH NO............ IT BURNS.............
[Cut to Gree Guy sitting happily on a hill. Gree Guy is hit by another brown brick.]
Gree Guy: [red with anger] That's it. I had enough.
[A clip from the Greeny Phatom episode "Little Guy uses Windows 98 2: The Sequel" plays of Gree Guy turning into The Hulk.
Cut to Smol Nozomi.]
Smol Nozomi: todokete
[Smol Nozomi is hit by a brown brick. Cut back to Inspector Gadget.]
Inspector Gadget: I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen!
[Cut to Little Guy inside the tower.]
Little Guy: This was good, now I can go to my computer so I can install Windows 2000 to install the system. Let's see how they were doing.
[Little Guy looks outside his window and sees a Hulked-out Gree Guy on the rampage as Wood Man chases Mr Rental with the boom box.]
Little Guy: Hey AMUNO! It looks like Little Guy stealing all of your subscribers! And he also said that greenyphatom2009 is the best YouTube account.
AMUNO: what no amuno best
[Cut to a television test screen with the text "Look at this test screen while Amuno Totally PWNs Little Guy!", accompanied by the sounds of scuffling and AMUNO screaming "AMUNOOO!".
Cut back to AMUNO standing triumphantly on the back of a beaten-up Little Guy.]
AMUNO: this what you get for messign with amuno
Little Guy: Oh for the love of the Paramount Pictures logo. Foiled again.
Dr. Beanson: Little Guy! You should stop trying to hate the Russians so very much!
Little Guy: [happily gesturing to Dr. Beanson] Oh you know what. I getting tired of this for today. I get better from watching See How They Grow, and listening to Bailando en Tejas.
Dr. Beanson: Oh, we are okay now. [looking at viewer] Now I'm one of a kind happy soldier that brings everybody this message!
The Voice Inside Your Head: [furiously] You fool. We had a deal. But now it really seems like your brains are as small as your stupid basketball heads.
Little Guy: Shut up, I had enough of your stupid voiceness. How do I putting you in the Locker of Luckers for good.
[Little Guy drags The Voice by his foot to the Locker of Luckers.]
The Voice Inside Your Head: What are you doing? Stop immediately!
[Little Guy tosses the Voice in the Locker of Luckers, then walks back to Dr. Beanson.]
Dr. Beanson: We can go to Burger King and then go to the drive-in!
Little Guy: Sounds like a cool idea.
Wood Man: wait what
Little Guy: Then we can conclude this season, because in the next season will be here in the July 7th, 1999. And will not be like in season 2 premiere where I shoot you with the Coca Cola gun, so don't worry, everything will be here for sooner.
Wood Man: yea yea but how do we get back home. we like really need to go back
President Haltmann: I definitely can't wait to get out of here. This is giving me some serious brain damage.
Little Guy: You will enjoy the fascinating world of 123 Greeny Phatom for a longer while. And hopefully no one will getting the Bananas in Pyjamas Virus.
Wood Man: well fuck
President Haltmann: This is just great. How am I gonna get any profit?
Little Guy: You can work at the sugar factory, as I did. I am now going to my house to play Wii Sports, until this episode is finished.
[Fade to black. Fade in to The Voice inside the Locker of Luckers.]
The Voice Inside Your Head: Hmpf. I knew from the start that going to this world wasn't a very good idea.
[Dr. PBS appears.]
Dr. PBS: Who are you?
The Voice Inside Your Head: None of your business.
[The Voice disappears, his eye disappearing last.
Cut to a credits roll from Greeny Phatom set to a Mario Paint Composer arrangement of "P-R-O-G-R-A-M" from Kirby Planet Robobot with the Greeny Phatom "G Major" effect, ending with the 1989 Film Roman ident and the "Grand Films" ident from "Options - Mr Rental: The Video Game". The arrangement is then cut off by the 1995 Sony Wonder ident.]
