At the start, an announcer reads out the "War. War never changes." line in a ominous and melancholy tone over "Main Theme" from Fallout 4. At 0:04, the announcer suddenly switches to a more joyful tone as the music switches to an unknown song and they announce Fallout 1776 which appears to be a realistic Revolutionary War game. At the end, the announcer says the game will be $2.18, playing off $60 being $2.18 in 1776.
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Announcer [solemnly]: War. War never changes.
Announcer [suddenly enthusiastic]: …Except for now! New fallout seventy-six game takes place in West Virginia. [Record scratch] In seventeen seventy-six.
Witness the horrors of the Revolutionary War, but with nukes! Energy weapons? Fuck that! Experience the thrilling action of reloading a musket for a whole minute.
Now you might be saying, ‘but the fallout war started in two thousand seventy-seven.’ More like twenty seventy-six; and by twenty I mean seventeen… seventeen seventy-six, this is when the game takes place! Sail on a boat for a month. New feature: instead of healing your limbs, they get amputated! Who needs stim packs when you have leeches?
Side with two factions: the patriots and the dirty British scum. There aren’t even nukes; this is just a Revolutionary War game. Order now for only two dollars and eighteen cents. Preorder and receive the FREE George Washington space suit. Buy now!
