This is an original mock-PaRappa the Rapper track about the Rhythm Masters, featuring PaRappa and a teacher character simply named "Teacher". For the call-and-response segments, PaRappa responds to various game sound effects from Rhythm Heaven Fever:
|0:45||Love Rap (English)|
|2:01||Love Rap (English and Japanese)|
At 1:15, we hear an "Oh yeah!" from the song "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz, leading into an instrumental break that features Taiko no Tatsujin gameplay sound effects.
The track's lyrics are transcribed in the video's description.
So you wanna throw down with the Rhythm Masters
But you don't know how they groove?
So I brought a few of my friends along
And they'll show you just how they move, here we go now
Ba bum bum bum, 2, 3, 4!
(Ba bum bum bum, 2, 3, 4)
Dance, the dance, the dance, the turn!
(Dance, the dance, the dance, the turn!)
It's up to you, yay!
(It's up to you, yay!)
1 2 3, 3 2 1
(1 2 3, 3 2 1)
You're doing great and you're moving sublimely
But are you sure you're doing things timely?
Movin' to the music, feelin' the beat
The vibe flows within you from your head to your feet
Tap tap tap, OK!
(Tap tap tap, OK!)
Into you, into you, all about you
(Into you, into you, all about you)
Whoa, you go, big guy!
(Whoa, you go, big guy, yeah!)
De de do, donk donk de!
(De de do, donk donk de!)
Hakuko and Don-Chan, they're a power team
And they love rhythm games to unhealthy extremes
If you want to help them, this is what you can do
You can give 'em all you got, they're counting on you!
Dance dance, dance spin?
(Dance dance, dance spin?)
Go go go!
(Go go go!)
You're almost done, the last leg of the quest
But these next few moves will be your hardest test
Using all you learned to get you where you are
If you pass the test, I know you'll go far
Fo sho, fo sho, daisuki!
(Fo sho, fo sho, daisuki!)
Jab, jab, 1 2!
(Jab, jab, 1 2!)
Okay, it's on, 2 3!
(Okay, it's on, 2 3!)
Ungh, ah yeah, ungh!
(Ungh, ah yeah, ungh!)
Well done, Parappa! At this rate, you'll be a Rhythm Master in no time!
All right! I knew I could do it, Teacher! I just gotta believe!