"Rise - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward" is a high quality rip of "Rise" from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward.
Jokes[]
The advertised track is mashed up with "DK Rap", with the vocals additionally sentence-mixed to sing the lyrics to the advertised track and partially changed to reference the lyrics of the original "DK Rap". The lyrics are provided in the rip's closed captions. The rip loops over once at 1:53, and again at 3:46 before fading out.
Lyrics[]
Here- here- here we go
DK!
Donkey Kong!
DK!
Donkey Kong is here!
Sonic boom, rings loud from the engines
Ironclad murder gonna 'liminate the distance
Ain't no Kremlings gonna take us (no)
Cold dustin' the flustered is super-cali-???-ta-geous
Slow down (stop!), takin' no hits
'Cceleratin' past us. blast us. fit to transmit (son)
Son to the Father to the Maker's own way
There's a method to the metal on the metal highway (yo)
Keepin' up the pace. (HUH!) Keepin' with the quickness
Keep the lightning bottled, throttled, throttle to the finish (x2)
Movin', soothin', got nothin' to prove and
Pushin' all your buttons with a button-pushing blue hand
Blue blazes, blue faces
Blue blood, blue truth gonna see you black and blue (right)
Keepin' up the pace. (HUH!) Keepin' with the quickness
Keep the lightning bottled, throttled, throttle to the finish (x2)
Thirty thousand monkeys gonna solve the monkeys' problems, 'cause the
Problems of the monkeys goin' rotten till they solve 'em, yeah the
Thirty thousand monkeys gonna solve the monkeys' problems, with a
Spurtin’ hurtin’ climbin’ stylin’ flyin’ crushin’ kind of chaos
D! to the K! to the Donkey Kong!
Kong’s gonna fire his coconut gun! (x8)
Rise up and raise the iron roof off
Now, Rise up and riot 'til the bomb drops
Now, Rise up, the time is right to sound off, so
Rise with me, rise with me, rise with me (RISE UP)
Rise with me, rise with me, rise with me (RISE UP)
Rise with me, rise with me, rise with me (RISE WITH ME)
Step back, the Kong’s about to pull you under!
History[]
This rip was set as the featured video for returning subscribers on June 26, 2024, after the RANDOM CHIMP EVENT.
Trivia[]
- A slightly different version of this rip appears on the album The Joke-Explainer™ 7000's Highest Quality Rips: Sunset as "DK Rise (with time stops)". This version incorporates the "time stop" effect from the series at 2:14 and ends at 3:40 instead of looping a third time.