SCP-3922 is a small cylindrical device that, when exposed to recorded media, alters it to have large amounts of soldiers (SCP-3922-A) resolve their conflicts by force. SCP-3922-A is able to exploit abilities and technologies from the setting to accomplish this, hence the use of Christmas Spirit in their firearms. In-universe, SCP-3922 is a creation of the extradimensional Three Moons Initiative, whose logo and motto appear in the end cards of all affected works.
The video proceeds identically to the original Episode 1 of the Christmas Comeback Crisis until 2:16, when it cuts away from The Voice Inside Your Head's broadcast to Smol Nozomi watching it on the monitor.
At this point, a drone announces the detection of "anomalies," alerting an unseen group to pursue them immediately. From this point onward, masked soldiers with firearms empowered by Christmas Spirit are seen rushing towards the Voice's tower to surround and detain him, fighting off hordes of Spherics and other robots in the process. They eventually scale the tower, break into the Voice's office through the window, and arrest him at gunpoint for "Crimes Against Anime," followed by a CG of the soldiers pulling the Voice into a police van and a smash cut to the end credits. (The phrase "Crimes Against Anime" is mistakenly capitalized in the original text. This same error deliberately appears in the lines for the soldiers holding the Voice at gunpoint during the video.)
During the credits themselves, the only group "credited" is a three-moon symbol with the message "YOU ARE WATCHED / YOU ARE PROTECTED / YOU ARE LOVED" underneath it, abruptly ending after it comes into focus.
Transcript[]
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An imposing tower extended into the sky, overseeing the landscape. The city, glowing bright with industrial lights, was far removed from what it once was. LCD billboards covered the walls, advertising foreign products, and what wasn't covered by these was made up for in neon lights a-plenty. Flying robots with spotlights slowly hovered above, patrolling the streets. Many people in the city were confused, trying to make sense of their surroundings. Crowds ran back and forth. And in the middle of it all, stood a smol purple haired figure...
???: ...
Her name... Nozomi. This was not the place she was used to. It felt like she was forcibly dragged out of her home...
It all happened not even a couple minutes ago... Nozomi felt she had been sleeping for months. The last thing she could remember was finally being able to sleep after a performance that seemingly went on forever. Then a flash of white, and suddenly, she awoke in a strange room. All of her friends were there... but they were swept up, by a mysterious tall figure, who seemed to have a pyramid for a head. The tall figure had broken through the roof of the room, and was making its way across the land... As he flew across, he seemed to conjure giant skyscrapers out of midair. Nozomi wondered how she evaded capture... perhaps she was too smol, and the figure did not notice her.
And here she was now, in the middle of the city. The lights bright, the robots on patrol, the people running around, trying the get their bearings. What was going on? Nozomi knew there was only one thing she could do: find her friends. She scuttled quickly across the streets, high and low, looking for some kind of lead that could help her find them.
But then, suddenly, a sound played out of nowhere. The people hustling and bustling stopped in place to turn to watch one of the many screens in the city. Nozomi turned to watch he screen as well, and it flickered on... to reveal a tall figure, with a pyramid for a head!
???: Citizens of Earth. Welcome to your new domain. There is no need to be frightened. Please, make yourself at home. Allow me to introduce myself. You may call me... THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
The Voice: I hope you're all having a wonderful holiday season. I'm sure you will all enjoy the festivities in my new metropolis, GRANDIOSE CITY. And if you don't, my Patrol-Bots will make sure you do. Trust me when I say this is all for a greater good. After all, I am sure you are all familiar with a tumor upon our culture that plagues us all... Weeaboo anime bullshit. It has infected our once noble, pure culture with degeneracy and filth. Anime is, and always was a mistake. The music, the animation, the characters, the stories... all GARBAGE. And by God. I will not let it ruin Christmas either.
Nozomi watched the broadcast intently, trying to make sense out of whatever was going on...
All of a sudden, several soldiers started dashing through thoughout the streets of Grandiose City, whilst being pursued by large spherical mechs.
Nozomi was taken aback by the sudden commotion as the mysterious military men passed by, fighting off the pursuing robots.
After getting ahold of herself, she noticed a group of the soldiers beginning to scale the tower in the middle of the city!
Another group of soldiers appeared to be forming a perimeter around the tower, fending off the oncoming hoard of robots with energy based weapons utilizing a bright green substance...
CRASH!!
The soldiers burst through the window of The Voice's office!
Soldier: FREEZE! You are under arrest for Crimes Against Anime!
Soldier: You're coming with us.
The Voice: ...
The Voice: I'm sorry but what the fuck
[Cut to a shot of the soldiers arresting The Voice, as Nozomi watches.]
THE SILVAGUNNER CHRISTMAS COMEBACK CRISIS
[CREDITS]
🌙🌙🌙 YOU ARE WATCHED YOU ARE PROTECTED YOU ARE LOVED
Trivia[]
ollyyyyy, the user who penned the CCC test that this rip is based on, left a comment: "NO FUCKING WAY. I'M THE AUTHOR OF THIS PART OF THE EXTENDED TESTING LOG. HOLY SHIT. THANK YOU SILVER GUN MAN".[5]
