[Open on a spoof ESRB notice reading:]
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[We then see the Smash Bros. logo intro from the "50 Fact Extravaganza" video, which transitions into footage of 7 GRAND DAD, μ's performing "Snow halation", Unregistered HyperCam 2 in "The SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special Part III: Episode 3", the Rottens performing "We Are Number One", HOBaRT in "Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology", the "FUNNY BUDOTS 2020" video, the "mm2wood" video, and Big Chungus' appearance in the Tony Zaret video "😂BILLIE EILISH PARODY😂".]
The Announcer: SiIvaGunner is about to resume uploading high-quality rips. So I-- The Announcer!-- am here to detail some new features that can be found in the channel for the newcomers.
[The titles seen in the thumbnail appear onscreen.]
SiIvaGunner: 7 Fact Extravaganza!
[Title: "1/HIGH QUALITY RIPS]
[A screenshot of GiIvaSunner appears, followed by a screenshot of the current channel.]
Comparing 2016 with 2020 shows you just how high-quality the new rips are. Of course, that's how it should be! If 2016 featured rips like this...
[Cut to "Bicycle - Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver".]
...then 2020 sounds like this!
[Cut to "Hidden by Night (Lich Yard) - Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment".]
[Pan down a screenshot of the channel, with the caption "Highest quality rips in channel history!"]
These are the highest-quality rips we've ever had in the history of SiIvaGunner! Even the smallest details are fully-edited! And by starting the music right, you can hear the jokes really well!
Now please, listen to this!
[Cut to "Candy Mountain - Kirby Super Star".]
It may sound familiar, but something's definitely different!
[Right after the joke kicks in, meme text appears reading "CANDY MOUNTAIN/BUT AWESOME".]
[Cut to footage of the Fanboy & Chum Chum intro, the Playboi Carti Standing Goat video, and the "It Burns! Burns! Burns!" music video, with the caption "Plenty of new jokes added in since 2020!"]
Yyyup! In 2020, we've added several new jokes to the mix! Now you won't have to worry about those old jokes getting stale and repetitive!
Next, let's listen to this!
[Cut to "Rivals Theme (PC-98 Remix) - Lovers of Aether".]
Could it be!? Yyyup!
[Pan up the channel's "Playlists" tab.]
In 2020, you have a wider variety of games to choose from. And while we're at it...
[Cut to "Circus (Solo Version) - Five Nights at Freddy's".]
[Scroll down the Five Nights at Freddy's playlist.]
I'm happy to report that 2020 will have more Circus rips!
[Title: "2/PLATFORMS"]
[Cut to a white screen with the caption "Variety of platforms to watch on!", as a computer, an iPhone, and a Wii U Gamepad appear.]
One of the special features of SiIvaGunner is the wide variety of watching options on offer.
[As the announcer says the names of each platform, it appears onscreen with a caption.]
The computer!
The Apple iPhone!
The Wii U Gamepad!
NintenDS! [A 3DS appears, edited to read "NintenDS".]
The nun! [A Smol Nozomi-style nun appears.]
The controller! [A Wii U Pro Controller with the logo edited out a[[ears.]
The piece of junk! [A Nintendo GameCube Controller appears.]
And finally, the Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro! [The contraption from "{YTP} ~ Soup or Smash Bros." by DaThings appears.]
[Zoom out from a screenshot of the channel.]
I don't think this is a channel for gamers, I think this is a channel for posers!
[A caption appears: "Shoutouts to DaThings :)"]
[Title: "3/NEW EVENT"]
[Cut to a Wood Man rendition of the "Go and take a shower!" scene from "Soup or Smash Bros.".]
We are announcing a new event called... GO AND TAKE A SHOWER!
[The caption "Go and take a shower!" appears, and Wood Man says "please >:[".]
[Title: "4/THE JOKE-EXPLAINER 7000"]
[Cut to a silhouette of The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 as "Magolor's Shoppe" from Team Kirby Clash Deluxe plays.]
Here in SiIvaGunner, we have something like the Snake Codecs from Brawl, but this time it'll happen in... the comments section!
[Pan down a row of comments reading "nice"]], as the caption "Comments section?!" appears.]
[Cut to The Joke-Explainer™ 7000.]
The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 will appear and talk about the rips!
[Cut to "Slider - Super Mario 64".]
All you have to do is click on a rip, select The Joke-Explainer™, and execute her downward taunt.
[A Wii "downward taunt" graphic appears by "Slider - Super Mario 64"'s thumbnail, and The Joke-Explainer™ appears.]
The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: The joke in Slider - Super Mario 64 is: The melody has been changed to "Meet the Flintstones" by Hoyt Curtin.
[Cut to the thumbnail for "MEGALOVANIA (OST Mix) - Super Smash Bros. UItimate", with the caption "Special guests...?".]
The Announcer: There may even be some special guests that appear!
The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: The joke in MEGALOVANIA (OST Mix) - Super Smash Bros. UItimate is...
Big Chungus: It's me, doc! Hehehehehe!
The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: Oh, it's the "Chungus."
[Title: "5/SPECIAL GUEST"]
[Cut to SiIvaGunner's face over the channel, with the caption "While SiIva uploads rips...".]
The Announcer: When SiIvaGunner is uploading high-quality rips...
[Cut to "😂BILLIE EILISH PARODY😂" again, with the caption "Big Chungus is in charge of the r***room!".]
...Big Chungus is in charge of the r[bleep]stroom!
Big Chungus: Leave it to me, doc!
[Title: "23/CLEAR MOVIES"]
[Cut to the Sonic Mania, playlist, followed by footage of Totino's Mania, with the caption "Clearing playlists unlocks a short movie!".]
The Announcer: When you clear a playlist, you're shown a short movie about the game you listened to! Though short, there's a movie for each game, so I hope you'll try and view them all!
[panning across the first SiIvaSummer All-Star Festival banner] After the heat of the summer waves, [panning across the The SilvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Part CarnIVal banner] and the spooky thrills of the dark carnival, a colder time approaches!
[Jingle bells ring out, followed shortly thereafter by falling snow and the caption "Do you hear what I hear?".]
Do you hear that?
[Title: "6/CHRISTMAS EVENT AGAIN?!"]
[Pan down μ's' stage in the same manner as the character-dedicated "Snow halation" rips as "Snow halation"'s instrumental plays.]
Yyyup! The month of December is approaching, and as such, we are once again accepting Christmas and winter-themed rip submissions for the upcoming holiday season!
[Title: "Christmas 2020 Subs Now Open!"]
Of course, veteran viewers of the channel would know that we're no strangers to the snow!
The Joke-Explainer™ 7000: The joke is "Snow halation" by μ's, which is playing right now!
[The following text appears:]
Send your snow/ice/winter holiday-themed rips to
highqualityrips@gmail.com
with the subject line "Christmas 2020",
and enter the following metadata:
[Song Name] - [Game Name]
Music: Song Name
Composer:
Playlist:
Platform:
[link to your rip in lossless format (wav/flac) here]
Joke: [explain the joke of your rip here]
I agree that I will stay anonymous and that my rip will be uncredited on the channel.
[Desired album artist name] - [Desired album track name]
The Announcer: If you have any wintery rips, feel free to send them to highqualityrips@gmail.com! But that's not all there is to it about this year's Christmas event! Stay tuned to the channel if you want to know more!
Time for a special announcement!
[Title: "7/A RIPPING SOUNDTRACK"]
[Cut to the SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume for Wii U album cover as "Gang-Plank Galleon (Unused Version) - Super Smash Bros. UItimate" plays in the background. The caption "New album incoming!" appears.]
That's right! We are finally releasing a new volume of highest-quality rips! Anyone who watches SiIvaGunner and subscribes to DiaperGaming64's OnlyFans account can get special soundtrack CDs!
[Caption: "Consumers must subscribe to DiaperGaming64's OnlyFans Account by February 31st, 2077 to recieve [sic] the albums.]
It will be a 2-disc set.
[SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume for Nintendo 3DS' album cover appears, along with a tracklist and the caption "103 Tracks Total!".]
The 3DS version will have music from the events taking place between Volume AI's release and SiIvaFes.
[Volume for Wii U's cover appears again as "GCN Mushroom Bridge - Mario Kart DS" plays, along with a tracklist and the caption "471 Tracks Total!".]
And the Wii U version will contain music from the regular rips during that period. This exclusive offer from SiIvaGunner is only available forever, so don't miss your chance!
[Title: 8/BONUS TRACKS]
[A question mark appears over blurred versions of the thumbnails corresponding to "Caramellwhippen (Instrumental)", "The Edge of Entropy", and "Nether Volcano Zone, Act 1 (Instrumental)" with the caption "Hidden bonus tracks!", as "Cabinet Dreams (Instrumental)" plays in the background.]
There are also several hidden tracks to look for. These special bonus tracks will be available to those of you who get both the Nintendo 3DS and the Wii U version of the album. It's a free download!
[The album covers appear with the caption "Available on November 6th".]
SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS will be released worldwide on November 6.
[Title: "7/GRAND DAD"]
