The video is a parody of the previous "SiIvaGunner: 7 Fact Extravaganza" promotional video. It "reveals" the following information:
1. HIGH QUALITY RIPS: As of April 1, 2023, SiIvaGunner will be uploading dog videos.
2. PLATFORMS: Rips are available to watch on platforms such as iPhone, YouTube TV, Ocean's Eleven, and Big Whopper.
3. NEW EVENT: A clip of "FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB" by POPSTARBILLS.
4. THE JOKE-EXPLAINER 7000: The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 will be joined by the new Funky Boy, which took an investment of $13,000 to create.
5. SPECIAL GUEST: The announcer takes a little nappy when SiIvaGunner doesn't upload rips.
23. CLEAR MOVIES: Watching a game's entire playlist no longer unlocks a short movie about the game. The feature was removed after Pregnant Twilight Sparkle Foot Doctor was ripped.
700. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet: The announcer shows the viewer a rip that they made.
1034. let me OUT OF HERE PLEA: The video editor tries desperately to escape.
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[Open on a spoof ESRB notice reading:]
MAY CONTAIN CONTENT
Visit highquality.rip for ripping information
[We then see the Smash Bros. logo intro from the "50 Fact Extravaganza" video, which transitions into footage of 7 GRAND DAD, μ's performing "Snow halation", Unregistered HyperCam 2 in "The SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special Part III: Episode 3", the Rottens performing "We Are Number One", and HOBaRT in "Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology".]
The Announcer: SiIvaGunner is about to resume uploading high-quality rips. So I—Chase Beck!-- am here to detail-
[The screen suddenly cuts to black.]
-your mom.
SiIvaGunner: 72 Fact Extravaganza!
[Title: "1/HIGH QUALITY RIPS]
[Various screenshots of the SiIvaGunner channel appear.]
As you may know, SiIvaGunner is known for uploading high quality rips thoughout the year. But, as of April 1st 2023…
[A black screen fades in with a "???" in the center, with the caption "April 1st, 2023 will see a new change!".]
…that's going to change!
For the rest of the year, SiIvaGunner will be uploading…
[The "???" is replaced with various dog videos.]
…dog videos! We hope you enjoy this change in the upload schedule.
[Title: "2/PLATFORMS"]
[Cut to a white screen with the caption "Variety of platforms to watch on!", as a Nintendo Switch, a Steam Deck, and a Nike shoe appear.]
SiIvaGunner is now available on a wide variety of video watching services, such as:
[As the announcer says the names of each "platform", it appears onscreen with a caption.]
The iPhone!
The Google Pixel!
YouTube TV!
Windows 11!
Ocean's Eleven!
Fast and Furious 11!
The Funky Boy!
And, most importantly, Big Whopper!
This channel is… poggers! [Cut to a stock photo of a man smiling at the viewer.]
[Title: "3/NEW EVENT"]
[Cut to a clip of the music video for "FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB" by POPSTARBILLS.]
POPSTARBILLS: Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Perky
[Title: "4/THE JOKE-EXPLAINER 7000"]
[Cut to a sprite of The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 as "Shop" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate plays.]
The Announcer: For the past two years, our lovely Joke-Explainer has been providing the context for some of your favorite rips.
[A caption appears: "A new Joke-Explainer 7000™?"]
But now, we'd like to introduce the brand new-
[Cut to a video of a boy in a skatepark, with the caption "Funky Boy!", as "Superman" by Goldfinger plays]
-Funky Boy!
[Cut to The Joke-Explainer™ 7000.]
We hope you enjoy the new addition to the channel, as we invested, $13,000!
[Title: "5/SPECIAL GUEST"]
[Cut to SiIvaGunner's face zooming in and spinning rapidly over the channel, with the caption "When SiIva isn't uploading...".]
When SiIvaGunner isn't uploading high-quality rips...
[Cut to a stock photo of a man sleeping, with the caption "I take the sleepies.".]
...I take a little nappy.
[A poorly super-imposed explosion green-screen appears on screen for a split second.]
[Title: "23/CLEAR MOVIES"]
[Cut to the Sonic Mania playlist, followed by footage of Totino's Mania.]
When you clear a playlist…
[The screen fades to black, with the caption "Playlists don't show a movie anymore.".]
…a short movie doesn't play anymore. We removed the feature after someone decided to rip…
[Cut to the Pregnant Twilight Sparkle Foot Doctor playlist.]
…Pregnant Twilight Sparkle Foot-
[Title: "700/Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet"]
[Cut to an FL Studio timeline. There is a clip on it with the title "rip lol". The caption "Enjoy this rip!" appears.]
I made this rip. Have a listen.
[The rip in question is a mashup of "Athletic Theme" from Super Mario World with "Witch Doctor" from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Gameplay footage from the Alvin and the Chipmunks Wii game is superimposed on the screen.]
[Title: 1034/let me OUT OF HERE PLEA]
[Cut to a different clip of the music video for "FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB" by POPSTARBILLS.]
POPSTARBILLS: Fucked up in the crib and I'm playin' Um
Fucked up in the crib goin', goin' dumb
[The video cuts to a Premiere Pro preview of the video. An explosion is superimposed within the preview.]
Editor: Hey, shut the fuck up!
[The editor gets off their chair and runs hastily to a door.]
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[Song Name] - [Game Name]
Music: Song Name
Composer:
Playlist:
Platform:
[link to your rip in lossless format (wav/flac) here]
Joke: [explain the joke of your rip here]
I agree that I will stay anonymous and that my rip will be uncredited on the channel.
[Desired album artist name] - [Desired album track name]
