SiIvaGunner SmashUp!

"SiIvaGunner SmashUp!" is a high-quality virtual wrestling performance that premiered on April 4, 2024.

Summary[]

This video consists of gameplay of WWE 2K23 with two commentators speaking over it and a few other edits throughout.

All of the fighters are based on SiIvaGunner memes, lore, rips, or channel events.

Preliminary matches[]

The video starts with commentators Breen Gonda and Randall Shields introducing themselves, while footage of "Totino's Stadium" (which is actually footage of Gazprom Arena with neon Totino's logo signs edited in) is shown.

The first match is a 1v3 handicap match based on "The Goblin Dance" by Sam Westphalen, with The Explorer facing off against the Goblins. Both fighters use "The Goblin Dance" as their entrance theme. The match ended with the Goblins getting the victory.

The second match is a Woman's Championship belt match featuring "Raft Ride" and "Hot Cross Buns". Both fighters use iterations of their namesake songs as entrance themes; the former uses the version from The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (Switch), while the latter uses the Super Simple Songs rendition. The match ended with Raft Ride winning.

Main event[]

The third match is a 30-fighter rumble where a new fighter enters every 90 seconds, each accompanied by a "Did You Know?" panel in the top right as they enter the ring. The winner of the rumble is said to receive a free sandwich.

Time	Fighter	Entrance Theme	Did You Know?
26:05-35:11	1 Robbie Rotten	"We Are Number One"	Each episode of LazyTown was budgeted to cost approx. $1M, making it one of the most expensive kids shows ever.
27:08-30:03	2 Sens	"Megalovania" from EarthBound Halloween Hack	Sans is Ness
29:43-39:24	3 Dream	"Mask"	Dream is NOT normal!
31:41-42:12	4 The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 (appearance based on DoomFes)	"Magolor, the Far-Flung Traveler" from Kirby's Return to Dream Land	Joke Explainer owes me $2
33:33-50:55	5 Joe Bigman (dressed as Loco Loco carpet rider in the ring)	"It Burns! Burns! Burns!"	The mosquitoes who often bother Joe are named John and Paul. And they're GAY
35:29-38:43	6 Takane Shijou	"Kyun! Vampire Girl"	Takane may be from the Moon.
37:21-44:04	7 Grand Dad (title screen sprite)	"Title Theme & Ending" from 7 GRAND DAD	GRAND DAD?!?!??!?!
39:25-1:15:02	8 The Other Grand Dad (gameplay sprite)	"Meet the Flintstones" by The B-52s	thats a bone
41:16-45:06	9 Shovelware Knight	"Main Theme - Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove"	wait who is this
43:06-50:12	10 Ninomae Ina'nis	"VIOLET" by Ninomae Ina'nis
44:52-56:07	11 Nostalgia Critic	"The Review Must Go On" by Michael Schiciano	The Nostalgia Critic loves two things: Cinnabon, and whores. Tasty!
46:43-50:49	12 Mariya Takeuchi	"Plastic Love"	mariya should've won
48:29-55:41	13 Big Chungus	"BIG CHUNGUS \| Official Main Theme" by Endigo	Big Chungus is more famous than you.
50:29-1:09:23	14 Sexy Grandpa	"I'm Not Yo Daddy, I'm Yo Grandpa"	15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
52:24-59:51	15 Elvira	"Once Bitten, Twice Shy" by Lori Chacko
54:12-55:25	16 The Voice	"We Fly High" by Jim Jones	The Voice loves two things: Pizza, and killing anime. Tasty!
56:12-57:13	17 Jake Paul	"It's Everyday Bro"	As of March 2024, Jake Paul's boxing record is 9-1.
58:05-1:05:00	18 Akiterra Goombah	"Goomba Got Back"	GOOMBA ASS????? EWWWW CRINGEEE!!! IM GONNA BARF
59:57-1:00:58	19 Tito Dick	"The Nutshack Intro"	Somehow, The Nutshack managed to last 2 seasons.
1:01:52-1:10:00	20 Sumireko Usami	"Lucid Dreamer"	i still see your shadows in my room
1:03:55-1:20:50	21 AMUNO	"Luigi VS Donald Duck - EPIC PIXEL BATTLE [ EPB SAISON 3 ]"	on voit ton paquet
1:05:58-1:12:59	22 GIRelle	"Field of Hopes and Dreams (PAL Version) - Deltarune"	who is anton and why is he a nymph?
1:07:51-1:10:10	23 The Bean	Bass-boosted "No Words"	AUGHHHHHH MY EARS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:09:44-1:11:08	24 Mr. Rental	"Cigaro" by System of a Down	Ban. All. Mashups.
1:11:36-1:16:59	25 HH	"doin" by HydroDalek	His name is hh. The store is hhgregg. Don't mix them up.
1:13:33-1:23:36	26 Lady	"Yankin"	She wasn't kidding, that pussy really do be yankin'
1:15:35-1:22:49	27 Tankman (dressed in Home Depot outfit)	"Ugh - Friday Night Funkin'"	Friday Night Funkin' invented Tankman
1:17:38-1:21:39	28 Smol Nozomi	"Snow halation"	todokete
1:19:25-1:22:57	29 DJ Professor K	"Teknopathetic - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day"	JET SET RADIOOOO...
1:21:20-1:22:35	30 8-Bit Beast	"Haunted House (Limited Edition Rare Beast Mix)" by ap0c	whoever programmed the lights here needs to be shot

Background sponsors[]

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Transcript[]

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Breen Gonda: Welcome everybody to the SiIvaGunner SmashUp, where your favorite SiIvaGunner memes will go head to head to see who can win a free sandwich! This is your commentator Breen Gonda, live here at the Totino's stadium and I'm joined here by my co-commentator, mister Randall Shields. How are you doing, mister Shields?
Randall Shields: I'm doing great, Gonda, it is— we're having an amazing night here at the Totino's stadium, we've got some great matches coming up for you all, can't wait to get right into the action tonight.
Breen: Alright, it looks like we're cutting right into the action here. The ring is all dark and, who is that?!
Randall: Let's see our— we got out first contestant stepping out

[The Explorer enters the stage]
Announcer: The following contest is a 1v3 handicap match. Making his way to the ring, from the United States, weighing in at 220 pounds, The Explorer!
Randall: I heard that The Explorer recently just uh, escaped custody, even. Looks like he's out free, the first thing he does is step right back into the ring.
Breen: Well, there's nothing like doing what you used to the moment you're free, am I right?
Randall: Yep.
Breen: Got to get right back to the swing of things. He's trotting right up to the ring, looks uh— not even a smile on his face, nothing.
Randall: Very determined look, you think he makes that same face when he goes spelunking?
Breen: *chuckles*
Randall: There's some energy
Breen: Revving the crowd up just a little bit.
Randall: Crowd's going pretty wild for him, already hyped up like the first match of the night.
Breen: That's right. Now, who could he be up against? We have to wait and see here. Oh, he's got some words, pointing at fans.

[The Goblins enter the stage]
Announcer: And his opponents, from parts unknown, weighing in at a combined 375 pounds, The Golins!
Randall: Is he gonna fight them all?
Breen: Is that even allowed?
Randall: Yeah, is that allowed? Ofcourse it is, because this is a no disqualification match!
Breen: That's right, but you know, if we know anything about The Explorer, he's brave, he's gonna take it on, he's not afraid.
Randall: That's right but, you know, The Goblins, they've captured him once before, possibly more, they come back to capture it, their prey. They make— force them to watch them dance...
Breen: For hours on end. Giving us a little show of what the dancing might look like right now. *chuckles* Here we go.
Breen: What's that one in- in his hand, is he got a rag of some sort?
Randall: Looks like it. Got to wipe yourself down after some intense dancing sessions, and after this intese match, too!
Breen: Oh, yeah
Randall: Alright
Breen: Here we go. Okay, so we do have- we do have a 1v1 here, not three at a time

[The match starts]

History[]

This video was, apart from the commentary, entirely made by Maggie. It was heavily inspired by Dead Meat's Horror Royal Rumble, with additional influence from Jerma985's Jerma Rumble and Vinesauce Joel's Vinewrestle.

34 wrestlers were created for the video. Wrestlers that were made but later cut from the roster include Bottom G, Elly from Touhou 4: Lotus Land Story, and Wood Man (who was cut due to his disappearance in SiIvaGunner lore starting with the SiIvaGunner All-Star Nuclear Winter Festival).

The livestream was initially announced at the Super MAGFest 2024 SiIvaGunner Panel on January 19, 2024. The promotional poster was also designed by Maggie. The date was deliberately chosen to be one day before the 2024 WWE Hall of Fame ceremony.^[1]

Trivia[]

This is the second non-Halloween appearance of "The Goblin Dance" on the channel, following "SiIvaGunner MAGFest 2019 Q&A Live Stream (Beta Mix)".
The longest-lasting fighter was The Other Grand Dad.
Totino's Stadium was originally mentioned in the Fumo Jam commercial from "JET SET RADIO - 24/7 FUNKY FRESH BEATS FROM TOKYO-TO".
Nu Grandiose City was originally mentioned in Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark.

References[]

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 "SiIvaGunner SmashUp! Behind the scenes and post-mortem". Tumblr post by maggiemacabre.

[maggie-1] 1.0 ^1.1 "SiIvaGunner SmashUp! Behind the scenes and post-mortem". Tumblr post by maggiemacabre.

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