"SiIva Direct 6.4.2024" is a high quality video by SiIvaGunner that premiered on June 4, 2024. It serves as a teaser for upcoming channel events, news and future ripping plans.
Announcements[]
- The 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery
- SiIvaCraft: Caves & Canvas
- The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over
- BowFlex SelectTech 552 Adjustable Dumbbells
- NAMCO Day 2 & Bandai
- 7 Grand Sunshine!!
- ROM Hack & Mod Day
- Go and Take a Shower Day
- Upcoming Games on SiIvaGunner
- Nico Nico Takeover
Content[]
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The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 needs your help!
This joke list is incomplete! Please listen to the rip and help fill out these pesky missing spaces. |
Intro[]
The video begins with a spoof of an ESRB rating: "E" E" for "It's One of the Most Important," and "Famous Mathematical Constants.", in reference to "e (Euler's Number)", followed by the "YouTube Videos" and the SiIva Direct intros. After that, the video shows The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 introducing herself and beginning the Direct's announcements.
"Hello, and welcome to today's SiIvaGunner Direct! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, and I'm here to introduce you to the special announcements and surprises we have in store today! Let's kick it off with an event that I'll be hosting!"
The rip "Battle Against a Mobile Opponent (Alpha Mix) - EarthBound" is played in the background.
The 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery[]
"I'll be hosting the SiIvaGunner Gallery again this year! While we've held art galleries commemorating Wood Man's birthday a few times before, the resounding success of The SiIvaGunner 7th Anniversary Art Gallery last year made us realize that allowing anything from SiIvaGunner is just too fun to pass up! Don't worry, I couldn't get in contact with him myself, but I'm sure Wood Man would totally be fine with this change... probably. As usual, submitted art can be anything from drawings to physical crafts, and even video! Please refer to the submission rules on-screen and in the video description. This year, the due date for submissions will be June 17th, 11:59 Pacific Time, and the gallery will debut on the 21st! We hope to see you there!"
This segment announced The 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery. The rip "Bonus Room Blitz (PAL Version) - Donkey Kong Country" is played in the background.
SiIvaCraft is evolving![]
"Hi, it's me! Minecraft Steve! The SiIvaCraft Resource Pack is officially getting an update! If you aren't aware of SiIvaCraft, it's an album we published in 2022 that covers every track in the albums Minecraft - Volume Alpha and Beta in the form of high-quality rips. The album comes with its very own resource pack that uses these rips within the game, but it also replaces the paintings! So, anticipating the upcoming release of Minecraft Version 1.21 and its brand new paintings, we've decided to give the resource pack an update! Introducing the SiIvaCraft: Caves & Canvas update! Have you noticed an unusual amount of "cave sound" rips on SiIvaGunner recently? Aaaaah! All these new sounds will be included in the update, so you can scare yourself silly with beloved memes like "SORRIZO RONALDO" and "The Love Plug"! Aaaaah, so scary! Now, on to those paintings! With all the brand new paintings 1.21 is going to contain, SiIvaCraft shall be following suit! Exquisite! If you're learning about SiIvaCraft for the first time, we recommend you check out "An evolutionary announcement". As of now, our Bandcamp is... still... gone... but the SiIvaCraft album and the current 1.19 version of its resource pack should be downloadable from the description of both this video and the album's original announcement. The SiIvaCraft: Caves & Canvas update will be tied to the release of Minecraft Version 1.21, so keep an eye out! A community post will be made once the update finally releases! Hope to see you then!"
This segment announced an update to the SiIvaCraft Resource Pack, adding in the cave sound rips and new paintings to coincide with the release of the Minecraft Tricky Trials update. The rips "On Little Cat Feet - OneShot: World Machine Edition" and "Beach (Alpha Version) - Plok" are played in the background, and the rips "cave11.ogg - Minecraft", "cave2.ogg - Minecraft", and "cave22.ogg - Minecraft" are briefly featured.
Remember to vote responsibly![]
"The SiIvaGunner channel has had a lot of events over its 8-year lifespan... but like lightning, rarely has an event struck twice. However, that's about to change, with a little help from YOU! Introducing... The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over poll! Shortly after this presentation, a Google Form will be posted to our various socials. In it, you will find a list of 10 past events to choose from, including...
Soulja Boy Day
July 28, 2016
Music by Soulja Boy.
The sequel will put emphasis on his other (not "Crank That") songs.
Smooth Day
June 29, 2017
Rips featuring the three-time Grammy award-winning summer smash hit "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20.
And other songs by Carlos Santana or Rob Thomas.
Miku Day
August 31, 2017
Music/memes related to Hatsune Miku.
Also pizza.
Sean Kingston Memorial Day
February 3, 2018
Music by Sean Kingston! you way too beauuuuuuuut-
Gay Day
June 9, 2018
Rips related to the LGBTQ+ community.
Dog Day
October 20, 2018
Dog-related rips.
The sequel would have more of a focus on canines, and less on Snoop Dogg.
All Star Day
May 4, 2019
Every rip in the original event used "All Star", but the sequel would branch out to allow any Smash Mouth song.
Cartoon Network Day & Adult Swim Night
October 24-26, 2020
Rips related to Cartoon Network during the day, and rips related to Adult Swim during the night. The sequel would potentially have more to offer on the Cartoon Network end, as well as a return of [siiva swim].
Nekover
April 11, 2021
rips related to cats :3
and kitties
Hamood Habibi Day
March 4, 2022
15th anniversary of the debut of Hamood Habibi on YouTube
Rips using Hamood Habibi.
Hamood? Hamood. Hamood.
Hamood habibi Hamood, Hamood habibi!
Hamood habibi Hamood, Hamood habibi!
Hamood?
Hamood.
Whichever event receives the most votes after one week will be redone on a later date this year. Roughly a day after voting closes, the winner will be announced publicly, and you'll be able to submit rips for it to highqualityrips@gmail.com. (Visit highquality.rip/email for more info) The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over poll drops into the community tab LATER TODAY!"
This segment announced the SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over poll, allowing viewers to vote between 10 pre-chosen events held in prior seasons. The event with the most votes after one week would then be held again later in the season. The rip "Character Select (Extended Version) - Super Smash Bros." is played in the background.
BowFlex SelectTech 552 Adjustable Dumbbells[]
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Before switching to the next segment, the Direct is interrupted by a Bowflex advertisement, specifically based on the 2005 Bowflex SelectTech Commercial. The ad is edited YouTube Poop-style, with other sources including "Metal Pipe Falling Sound Effect", the "FUCK!" from the "In Class & Im Just Like ....FUCK!" Vine, the scream from "The Love Plug", Loud Nigra, a clip of Mr. Krabs yelling "FREE--" from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Nasty Patty", and Robin's reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS.
More fun for all, in the near future![]
"All the way back in 2016, we held an event for PAC-MAN's 36th Anniversary that featured rips from NAMCO franchise games. To once more celebrate the impact that Bandai NAMCO has had on video game culture, we are holding a NAMCO Day 2 & Bandai event day on June 16th. This event will include:
- Rips related to games developed by NAMCO, Bandai, or both (such as Pac-Man, Klonoa, Katamari, Tekken, and more)
- Rips related to other games developed by Namco (including Star Fox: Assault, Donkey Konga, and Mario Super Baseball)
- Anime games developed or published by Bandai (but only music that originates directly from the games)
Please submit your rips to highqualityrips@gmail.com with "Namco Day" as the subject line. We hope you enjoy this forthcoming event!"
This segment announced the NAMCO Day 2 & Bandai event. Near the end of the segment, "Here Comes Pacman" is played.
A quick announcement from Numazu![]
This segment had no narration. It announced 7 Grand Sunshine!!, a Love Live! Sunshine!! compilation album, with 9 SiIvaGunner-themed character illustrations included, and a release date of June 30, 2024. The segment also included the standard BandCamp disclaimer about not purchasing the album, in the event the Bandcamp became available again by the aforementioned date. The rip "Sunyshore City (Day) (NTSC-J Version) - Pokémon Diamond & Pearl" plays in the background.
SiIvaGunner is a hack musician?[]
"SiIvaGunner will be holding a channel event in August featuring music from ROM hacks and mods. From Super Mario World... to Minecraft... to the Genesis Sonic games... and yes, even Friday Night Funkin'! This is sure to be a celebration you'll go Gamebananas over! If you would like to submit rips to this event, go through highqualityrips@gmail.com as always. However, keep in mind that this event should be focused on original songs and arrangements from ROM hacks and mods. Rips of reused music are discouraged unless the joke is related to the subject of the hack or mod. Additionally, if you are a composer for a ROM hack or a mod and would like to send us resources, feel free to do so via our email as well! This event will start on August 1st, so be sure to submit while you can!"
This segment announced the ROM Hack & Mod Day event. The segment also mentions via text that bootlegs will not be part of the event. Several rips are played during this segment, either on its own or with relevant gameplay footage.
An update on a long-awaited event...[]
"Hello everyone. My name is Kohin Shitsu, creative director for SiIvaGunner's Channel Event Division. I'm here today to give you an update regarding one of our most anticipated channel events: Go and Take a Shower Day. We had originally announced the event in November of 2020, during our special SiIvaGunner: 7 Fact Extravaganza announcement marathon. The original intent of Go and Take a Shower Day was to showcase not only the importance of showering, but the joy that it can bring to one's life. However, during this time, it became clear to us that, amidst the ongoing global pandemic, showering no longer brought us fun, but fear. "Have I showered enough?" "Have I scrubbed everywhere?" "Am I clean?" These were no longer simply passing questions, but cosmic dilemmas that plagued every shower we took. Because of this, we felt that, while we would be able to express the importance of self-hygiene, we wouldn't have been able to express the joy that it can bring. As a result of these circumstances, we made the extremely difficult decision to delay the event indefinitely. Now, as of June 2024, it's been almost 4 years since our last original announcement. We'd like to apologize to you, our fans, for our prolonged silence since. In light of a brighter and kinder year, we're extremely happy to announce that Go and Take a Shower Day's delay has come to an end. Our team is confident that, now, finally, we can adequately communicate the importance, beauty, and joy of showering. Go and Take a Shower Day is officially scheduled to take place very soon! We hope that you join us on that day, as we explore the intricacies of not only what showering is, but what showering can be. That's all I have to say for now. Thank you for listening."
This segment parodies "Launch Timing Update for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel" by Nintendo of America, a video detailing the delay of the release of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. It supposedly provided an update to "Go and Take a Shower Day", an event "announced" in "SiIvaGunner: 7 Fact Extravaganza". According to the segment, this event was originally delayed indefinitely due to the ongoing global pandemic at the time, but has now been officially scheduled to occur at a later date in the near future.
This segment actually set up a brief fake-out for this event on August 16, starting with the release of "Headspin (Title Track) - Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" and ending with the release of "This Stinks... - Wedding Peach".
Upcoming Games on SiIvaGunner[]
This segment had no narration and uses "Go Higher" by FLYIN as background music. It announced the release of upcoming rips from several unripped games, including:
- Castlevania 64 (June 28, 2024)[1]
- The Mysterious Murasame Castle (July 12, 2024)[2]
- Disco Elysium (July 24, 2024)[3][4]
- Mario's Tennis (August 7, 2024)[5]
- Animal Well (August 16, 2024)[6]
- ActRaiser (September 1, 2024)[7][8]
- Wolf Puncher 2 (September 2024)[9]
- BRICK GAME 9999 in 1 (October 2024)[10]
- Just Dance 2024 (Fall 2024)[11]
Nico Nico Takeover[]
This segment is preceded by the Joke-Explainer™ 7000 designating it as the final announcement.
"We have time for one final announcement before we wrap up! Please take a look!"
The segment then plays a parody of the Niconico video "Billy Herrington's Speech", with Billy Herrington replaced with SiIvaGunner, and the speech modified to reference the channel and a Nico Nico takeover event.
"My fellow rippers. I, SiIvaGunner, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Nico Nico ancestors. We are in the midst of a comeback crisis. Nico Nico Douga was at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance. Now Nico Nico is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of acknowledgement, but also on the collective failure to cast the necessary votes and to prepare for a new, MAD age. Today, I say to you, that the challenges are real, and they are many. They will not be easily met, or in a short span of time, but know this, Nico Nico: they will be met. In reaffirming the takeover of the site, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who shy away from references from eastern lands. Time and again, these men struggled, and sacrificed, so that we might... RIP BETTER. Starting today, we must pull up our DAWs, dust ourselves off, and begin the work of creating submissions for Nico Nico Douga. This is the price, and the promise, of high quality rips. Nico Nico Douga, in the face of common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: ASS, WE CAN."
"リッパーたちよ 私 シーバガンナーは今日 目の前の仕事に謙虚になり ニコニコの先住民が 払ってきた犠牲を 心に留めながら ここに立っている 私たちは カムバックの危機に瀕している ニコニコ動画はかつて 大規模なかく乱の嵐との 戦争状態にあった ニコニコは ひどく弱っている それは運営の無邪気さと 無責任の結果でもあるが 私たちが必要な票を投じ 新しくMADな時代に 備えることができなかった 結果でもある これらの難問はガチであり 数も多い 短期間で簡単に解決 できるものではない しかしニコニコよ それは解決できる このサイトがテーマの乗っ取りを 再確認する上で 私たちはその偉大さは 所与のものでは無いことを 知っている 私たちの旅に近道など なかった それは小心者や 東洋の地のネタを敬遠するような 者たちの道ではない 彼らが奮闘し犠牲を 払ってきたからこそ 私たちは歪みないリップを 作れるのだ 私たちは今日からDAWを 立ち上げ奮い立ち ほこりを払い落とし ニコ動のための作品を 作り始めなければならない これが高品質リッピングの 代償と約束である ニコニコ動画よ 共通の危機に直面 した苦難の冬のなか 時代を超えたこの言葉を 思い出そう ASS WE CAN!"
After the speech ends, the segment immediately transitions into an 音MAD (OtoMAD) centered around "炉心融解 (Roshin Yuukai)" by iroha(sasaki) and various sources commonly used in such videos. The original lyrics have been changed to "マリオの7をさ プレイしてみたい と思う 真っ青な ヒゲに 包まれた 狂気 (I'd like to play Mario 7, the insanity wrapped with the deep blue mustache)".
Time | Sources | Original |
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14:58 | Yasuna Oribe | Kill Me Baby |
ICG Aneki | Cookie☆ | |
Hissu Amoto San | "My Beautiful Life (part 2)"/Soka Gakkai International | |
Men's Biore commercials | Kao Corporation | |
14:59 (Background) | MiniDog commercial | Pizza Hut |
Leopold Slikk | Angry German Kid | |
Ippon Manzoku Bar commercial | Asahi Group Foods | |
"Good Morning, I am Butt" | Haranishi Gag Collection | |
Lords of the Lockerroom | GachiMuchi | |
Billy Herrington | ||
15:10 | Mami Tomoe, "We Have No Choice but to Die!" | Puella Magi Madoka Magica |
15:12 | Z-kai commercials | Z-kai |
15:14 | RU Aneki | Cookie☆ |
15:15 | "Kiaida au!" | BMEvideo |
15:17 | "Konna Anata Ni" | Shuzo Matsuoka |
15:18 | Battle Dome commercials | Tsukuda Original |
15:19 | MUR | Inmu |
15:20 | "How to make Indian curry" | Kunna Dash |
15:21 | "Futae no Kiwami" | Rurouni Kenshin |
15:22 | Uekibachi Kun | Inmu |
The segment concludes with an announcement for a Niconico Douga Takeover on December 12th.
Outro[]
"That's all for today's SiIva Direct! We hope you look forward to the upcoming events and releases! Thank you for watching! And for more information, please read the channel description!"
This segment shows the Joke-Explainer™ 7000 concluding the Direct and thanking the viewers for watching. The rip "Accumula Town (Anniversary Version) - Pokémon Black & White" is played in the background.
History[]
This video was announced on May 27, 2024, via a tweet thread and is a parody of the tweet by @NintendoCoLtd which announced the successor of the Nintendo Switch and "Nintendo Direct 6.18.2024".
This is The Joke-Explainer™ 7000, current host of SiIvaGunner. We will release the final episode of the SiIvaGunner Christmas Crisis within this fiscal year. It will have been over eight years since the prologue of the SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis premiered in December of 2016. We will be holding a SiIvaGunner Direct this June regarding the SiIvaGunner event lineup for the latter half of 2024, but please be aware that there will be no mention of the SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis during that presentation.[1]
The section "The 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery" was also tweeted.[2]
Community posts[]
During the premiere, several community posts and tweets have been made, announcing said events during their respective segment in the video.
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I’ll be hosting the SiIvaGunner Gallery again this year! For submissions to the Gallery, anything is allowed as long as it's SiIvaGunner related. Art can be anything from drawings to physical crafts and even video! |
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All the way back in 2016, we held an event for PAC-MAN's 36th Anniversary that featured rips of Namco franchise games. To once more celebrate the impact that Bandai NAMCO has had on video game culture, we are holding a "NAMCO Day 2 & Bandai" event day on June 16th! |
The tweet has a reply, featuring a template rip e-mail, similar to the one in The High Quality Emailing Guide. | |
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SiIvaGunner will be holding a channel event in August featuring music from ROM hacks and mods! From Super Mario World to Minecraft to the Genesis Sonic games and yes, even Friday Night Funkin’, this is sure to be a celebration you’ll go GameBananas over! |
The tweet has a reply, featuring a template rip e-mail, similar to the one in The High Quality Emailing Guide. | |
N/A | As seen in the recent SiIva Direct, "Nico Nico Takeover" was announced for December 12th. More information will be revealed regarding this event in the future! |
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Welcome to The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over Poll! Ten events from SiIvaGunner's past lay in front of you. Whichever event receives the most votes after one week will receive a sequel on a later date this year. For more information, please read the form description! |
Description[]
On 6/4 at 4:00 PM Pacific / 7 PM Eastern, we shared roughly 15 minutes and 58 seconds of news and announcements including the 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery, a SiIvaCraft update, the Takeover Do-Over Poll, the importance of showering, and more.
For submissions to the 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery, we're allowing anything as long as it's SiIvaGunner related. Art can be anything from drawings to physical crafts and even video!
Submission details for the gallery:
- No NSFW, hate speech, or anything that would violate YouTube's Terms of Service.
- Put a username or signature somewhere on the image.
• Don't steal other people's work!
- Don't use generative Al tools.
- If you're submitting a video, try to keep its duration to 30 seconds or less.
Send your fanart to woodmanfanart@gmail.com with the Subject line "2024 SilvaGunner Gallery" and be sure to include the username/alias you want to be credited as in your email.
The deadline for submissions is June 17th, 11:59 PM Pacific Time.
Regarding submitting rips to upcoming events, please refer to The High Quality Emailing Guide:
https://highquality.rip/email
The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over Poll:
https://forms.gle/NNk57JuRwCA7AP4W9
Download SiIvaCraft - Volume Alpha Version & Beta Mix here:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1L2VKorTeENBpXeIfOj0vC0CkM1-OxvvD?usp=sharing
Download the 1.16 version of the SiIvaCraft Resource Pack here, as well as the "Caves & Canvas" version for 1.21:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1iPQ-RTNQIV9-Y3HtP8f5klQzBtZ9kmZg
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D1QUu416yB_mXArQTnsJTtG
00:00 – Intro
00:35 – The 2024 SiIvaGunner Art Gallery
01:38 – SiIvaCraft: Caves & Canvas
03:37 – The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over
05:26 – BowFlex SelectTech 552 Adjustable Dumbbells
06:24 – NAMCO Day 2 & Bandai
07:59 – 7 GRAND SUNSHINE!!
08:27 – ROM Hack & Mod Day
09:52 – Go and Take a Shower Day
11:55 – Upcoming Games on SiIvaGunner
13:25 – Nico Nico Takeover
Contributors[]
- alan[3]
- BigBadBlob[4]
- circunflexo[5]
- Eva Twin[6]
- Grambam36[7]
- Jea
- Kenji Furutani[8]
- minindo[9]
- Myeauxyoozi[10]
- PsychLantern[6]
- ThisGreenDingo[11]
- xinos[12]
Gallery[]
Slides[]
SiIvaCraft: Caves & Canvas[]
Trivia[]
- DaThings, whose YouTube Poop "Soup or Smash Bros." inspired Go and Take a Shower Day, left a comment: "Thank you for all the updates! I'm excited to finally take a high-quality shower after 4 smelly, smelly years".[13]
References[]
- ↑ Tweet by @GiIvaSunner
- ↑ Tweet by @GiIvaSunner
- ↑ "i made those rip". YouTube playlist by alan.
- ↑ "Blob's Epic Quality Rips (Siiva Mix)". YouTube playlist by Big Bad Blob.
- ↑ "Unironically Good SiIvaGunner Rips". YouTube playlist by circunflexo.
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 "My Rips". YouTube playlist by PsychLantern.
- ↑ "My Siivagunner rips". YouTube playlist by GramBam36.
- ↑ "俺のRipを聴いてゆけ (SiIva)". YouTube playlist by Kenji Furutani.
- ↑ "siiva rips i contributed visuals to". YouTube playlist by minindo.
- ↑ "High Quality Rips of mine". YouTube playlist by Myeauxyoozi.
- ↑ "My High Quality Rips (+ Other Contributions)". YouTube playlist by ThisGreenDingo.
- ↑ "high quality stuff". YouTube playlist by Xinos.
- ↑ Comment by DaThings.