and its many secrets and easter eggs.
It begins with the GameXplain intro, followed by a narration by Angre Segers (founder of GameXplain):
Metal Ajit Pai: Look at how ant-sized you are, I could crush you faster than I crushed Net Neutrality.
Geno: No matter the size, the power of stars can defeat anything. Including you.
Metal Ajit Pai: I wonder what internet laws you have over there at Inkopolis...
Marina: Holy CARP, this thing's larger than the NILS Statue!
Pearl: Get the Hyperbombs ready, Marina!
Metal Ajit Pai: I've already made the net a lot slower, maybe I can follow Europe's footsteps and remove fair use too!
Weird Al: How am I supposed to find anything on eBay if my internet is too slow to access it?
Metal Ajit Pai: Escuchen: Métanse conmigo y les mostraré el verdadero terror, con los terroristas.
Pitbull: ¿Para qué te escondes en esa carcaza? Baja y pelea como un hombre.
Metal Ajit Pai: I don't even feel the need to tamper your online service, you already did the work for me.
Reggie: Hello everyone, I have one final announcement: as of today, I am removing mechs from Daemon X Machina.
Metal Ajit Pai: I made a protocol for the FCC just in case of an alien invasion. Capture them, and have them work for us.
Agent J: Our connection with aliens has been a little slow as of late...would that happen to be your doing?
Metal Ajit Pai: Mess with me and I can truly make your life a bullet hell.
Metal Ajit Pai: H-Hey big guy! Or should I say small guy! I'm back and better than ever to restore internet freedom! Prepare to be blown into Reese's Pieces!
Thanos: I'd say I'm impressed you managed to cling to life after our last encounter, but beneath that metal body you're still the same weak-minded, materialistic pest.
Metal Ajit Pai: Might you two unsavory gentlemen be interested in a deal to help take down unofficial microgames from the internet?
Waluigi: Step aside, wastebasket! We've got an online enterprise to run!
Metal Ajit Pai: Perhaps you'd be interested in an exclusive package from N.M.E. for only $60 a month?
Dedede: Let's see how long it takes to hammer your mess of metal into a pile of rubble!
Metal Ajit Pai: D-D-DO THE SOLID SNAKE! Get it? Because you're... Come on, work with me here!
Metal Ajit Pai: If you surrender now, I might be generous enough to let you stream on Spotify.
DJ Professor K: No laws can keep Jet Set Radio off the airwaves!
Metal Ajit Pai: It's incredible how you even get connection down in that cave. Mind if I change that?
The sound of metal scraping and whirring overpowers you.
Metal Ajit Pai: Oh hey, still using a Payphone?
Adam: You may be able to do the Harlem Shake, but can you Move Like Jagger?
Metal Ajit Pai: You can look at all the hot babes you want online for only $20 a month!
Johnny: But without the internet where will I go to look up hot babes!?
These quotes make sense when reading Johnny's first.
Metal Ajit Pai: Local restaurants in these times are doomed to die. Join me, and I can make the Krusty Krab a franchise to be feared!
Mr. Krabs: What the scallop are you supposed to be? One of Plankton's new contraptions?
Metal Ajit Pai: Merely taking over YouTube's algorithms is a fool's errand.
Mariya: The renewed online interest towards my music has been wonderful. I'm happy to have worldwide fans on YouTube!
Metal Ajit Pai: It's laughable to think that all your machines are destroyed by a hedgehog.
Robotnik: I can assure you that my giant robot is better than yours, metal moron!
Metal Ajit Pai: Bonjour, you two! And...you. Hey, what do you say us metal heads do France a favor and restore their internet freedom?
Thomas: Time to crush that steam machine.
Metal Ajit Pai: As a conflicted mech, I was on the fence about having a different name, but when you put it in all caps... You've persuaded me.
Papyrus: OH MY GOODNESS! METTATON! WHAT DID ALPHYS DO TO YOU?! YOU'RE SO HUGE!
These quotes make more sense when reading Papyrus' first.
Metal Ajit Pai: I just finished making you a personalized package! Now your fans need to subscribe for just $8 a week!
Jack Black: JEEZ LOUISE! You're like 10x bigger than that demon I fought! Doesn't mean I won't defeat you like I defeated him, though!
Metal Ajit Pai: Hey doc, interested in investing into a medical package? You can hand out your daily doses for a much bigger and better price!
Dr. Piccolo: Call me the can opener, because I'm about to bust open your metal ass.
Metal Ajit Pai: If you're looking for a heart to steal, you won't find one here. Had to get rid of it once I got the upgrade.
Jack Frost: You've got a deep voice for someone with no balls! Hee-ho!
Metal Ajit Pai: Looks like it's time to expand my online influence to Australia!
HOBaRT: M E T A L C L A N K I N G
Metal Ajit Pai: Don't worry little guy! If it's a pound you want, I can drive you straight into the ground!
Don-chan: I see you're into more... slow jams! Literally, da-don!
Metal Ajit Pai: Slow speeds, low quality, and limited uploads until you get a Premium account? ...I think we could get along.
Nico Nico: HI. I AM ELECTRIC BODYBUILDER FROM RUSSIA
Metal Ajit Pai: Monkeying around isn't gonna stop me from winning, I thought we learned that last time...
Donkey Kong: I've been a robot before, and had twice as much grace as you! Bring it, ya burly bucket of bolts!
Metal Ajit Pai: Is this thing my doing? Was the internet a little...too slow?
MissingNo.: No Internet connection available. Please to the Internet.
Metal Ajit Pai: I may allow cute photos of animals on the internet...but I feel a little cruel today.
sphelonious donk: ｇｉｖｅ ｆｉｄｇｅｔ ｓｐｉｎｎｅｒ
Metal Ajit Pai: Now that I'm the FCC's president, it's time to finish what the last one couldn't and shut you down... permanently!
Eminem: President of the FCC, huh? This looks like a job for me.
Metal Ajit Pai: The courts couldn't even stop my legislation, so how do you think you two can stop me?
Monokuma: Why does he get to have an Exisal?! I couldn't even bring my kids!
Geno: My arm cannon is no plaything, anemone.
Paruko: Don't piss me off, dolly. I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough EXP.
Geno: If you have the time, could you explain this "Stand-In" energy to me?
Weird Al: Where did you come from? The clearance aisle at the Hardware Store?
Geno: I always appreciate visitors from beyond the stars!
Marcianito: ayy lmao, eres del mismo tamaño que yo, ¡que el mejor enano gane, amigo!
Geno: I know how you're used to brawling with me, but there's a difference between me and that ninja...
Reggie: I can assure you, I got Bill to go over to Square Enix Japan and cancel any plans of a Super Mario RPG remake.
Geno: Why are you staring at me? You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you?
Agent J: Not the first time I've seen an alien possess something.
Geno: Your bullets are no match for my Geno Beam!
ZUN: No matter how many times you try to shoot your beam, you will never hit me.
Geno: I have no idea what entity you work for, but it must be as evil as the Smithy Gang!
Thanos: You are merely a simulcrum, a mockery of true life. Your arm cannon cannot hold a candle to my power.
Geno: I didn't get the chance to ask the last time we faced, but do you two happen to be related to someone named Booster?
Wario: Hey, didn't we sell you off for a handful of coins?...I guess a few more won't hurt! Wahahaha!
Geno: That hammer......... No, it can't be. The Smithy Gang is gone!
Dedede: Your gun arm ain't nothin' against my new hammer, puppet boy!
Geno: I used to want to hide in the shadows as well. Do whatever it takes to fulfill your duty, but I recommend the company of friends!
Snake: Mei Ling, do you know anything on possessed toys?
Geno: I've already shot for the stars. It's time to prove that you're destined to do the same.
DJ Professor K: A visitor from the far beyond came all the way here just to hear my far out tunes!
Geno's quote to DJ Professor K is the same as to Adam Levine. This is because of an error in the video. Geno's actual quote is:
"I sense your funky beats even from the stars!"
Geno: Ah, perhaps you are a fellow star warrior?
You see a puppet giving off magical energy.
Geno: I've already shot for the stars. It's time to prove that you're destined to do the same.
Adam: You say you're a star, but you'll never be as big a star as I am!
Geno's quote to Adam Levine is the same as to DJ Professor K.
Geno: My arm cannon is the only type of gun I'll need to win this match!
Johnny: Your weapons are outnumbered, little fella, Johnny's got two guns of his own, and they're fully loaded!
Geno: Your greed is unmatched, crustacean. So is my arm cannon.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, what if I made ye the star of the Krusty Krab's very own puppet show? Kids will come in and bring in their parents' money!
Geno: I'm not plastic, nor am I a toy!
These quotes make more sense when reading Mariya's first.
Geno: I'm not sure what outrageous schemes you have planned but I will not allow you to enact them!
Robotnik: A small sentient doll? This gives me an idea involving Tails...
Geno: I don't need to stay up all night to get "lucky!"
Thomas: You're not the first doll we dealt with! Let's rock and roll!
Geno: You're a member of the Royal Guard? A curious pick for someone who must protect the princess.
Papyrus: WOWIE!! YOU'RE LIKE A GIANT ACTION FIGURE!
Geno: I'm sorry, but you can't stop me from saving the road I was sworn to protect.
Elmo: Hi there, new friend! You look just like Elmo's other friends! Want Elmo to tell you how to get to Sesame Street?
These quotes make more sense when reading Elmo's first.
Geno: Mind if I ask you something? Do you happen to be a Yoshi?
Dr. Piccolo: Yes, Geno, I'm a green fucking dinosaur...
Geno: ...Are you the opposite of a star warrior?
Jack Frost: Hee-ho! Finally! I get to pick on someone my own size!
Geno: Hm? This strange device seems to be moving... perhaps I have found a fellow ally from the stars?
HOBaRT: W H H H H H H H I I I I R R R R R R R R R L
Geno: Unfortunately for you, I'm used to playing to the rhythm! Maybe Mallow would have more fun with this...
Don-chan: G-Great Soul? Did you also bring this doll to life?
Geno: Be careful! Or you might find yourself stuck in my maze!
Nico Nico: VIP先生wwwwwwwww
Geno: Have we met before, or am I confusing you with someone else?
Donkey Kong: What the-?! How did you get out of Cranky's trash can?!
Geno: Something's wrong... You are not of this world... or this reality.
MissingNo.: Go, World!
Geno: These sounds... They are overpowering me...! I...will...resist!
Shades: We're gonna fly you to the moon, but we're not gonna let you play among the stars...
Geno: I didn't expect there to be someone else with a cursed name around here.
Eminem: Really complaining about my language, bitch? I didn't expect that from someone with the name of ♡♪!?
Geno: I am the legendary star warrior ♡♪!?, not just some puppet!
Monokuma: A talking puppet? I've never seen one of those before!
Phoenix: (I've seen them talk, but sentience is new.)
These quotes make more sense when reading Monokuma's, then Geno's, then Phoenix's.
Marina: ...Who's who, though?
Pearl: I'm definitely not Young, I'm older than both of you!
Paruko: Dibs on Dumb.
Weird Al: Look, everyone! It's Young, Dumb, and Ugly!
These quotes make more sense when reading Weird Al's first.
Marina: Wow, what a gentleman! Maybe we just might think twice about not going easy on you guys!
Pitbull: It's such a pleasure to be competing with a group of strong women. Women made me the man I am today.
These quotes make more sense when reading Pitbull's first.
Paruko: Gee, if only Nintendo had someone whose job it is to translate it...
Bill: Your last name was pretty inaccurate to the Japanese translation. I'm honestly wondering how you screwed that up in the first place.
These quotes make more sense when reading Bill's first.
Pearl: That Neuralyzer won't work on us. Being blinded by paparazzi cameras has its perks!
Agent J: You three claim to be from a post-apocalyptic Earth. How do we know you're not aliens from another dimension?
Marina: For the last time, we're not youkai!
ZUN: Tell me you three don't have a dead sister too...
Marina: Say, those stones would look so fresh in your crown, Pearlie!
Thanos: The apocalypse that led to your species' uprising was inevitable. And so am I.
Marina: Hope you two didn't invest poorly! You can't afford to lose to us TWICE!
Wario: We bet money on you guys last time and you STILL didn't win! You're gonna pay for ruining our plans!
Paruko: HA! You think that hammer scares me? Just wait until you see my Ultra Stamp!
Dedede: If y'all were my subjects, your shrill, gibberish singing would be grounds for execution!
Pearl: Look who came slithering back for another loss!
Paruko: We've got Point Sensors, so there's no use hiding!
Snake: Nrrghh... Otacon, they're back... and louder than ever.
Pearl: Professor, what is the Future?
DJ Professor K: Yo yo yo, squiddo! Sit back and know... THE FUTURE IS... JET SET RADIOOO!!!
Paruko: Woah... that's one decked out Splattershot you got there!
You feel the beat of a certain heavenly melody thumping in your chest.
Pearl: If you need a girl to spice things up, you've come to the right place!
Adam: Girls like you couldn't take guys like me.
Johnny: Whoa-ho-hooo! Excuse me fishy mamas, but I forgot my swimsuit. Mind if I skinnydip? You're free to join in... HOO! HAH!
These quotes make more sense when reading Johnny's first.
Paruko: Shikaku, is that you? You're looking... older... and sweatier...
Mr. Krabs: I ain't seen you ladies around Bikini Bottom before! Are ye tourists? PAYING tourists?
Paruko: Chiptune can take on future funk any day of the week.
Mariya: Your music has very high energy... I guess future funk would make for a nice match!
These quotes make more sense when reading Mariya's first.
Pearl: Get the egg basket ready, Mr. Grizz!
Robotnik: You there, your miserable majesty! Unhand those gems from your crown or I'll blast you to smithereens!
Marina: That headgear looks familair... What Main Abilities do those funk helmets come with?
Pharrell: You'd better get up off of your wave, girls!
Paruko: If you're itching for a mouthful of neurotoxins, then by all means, dig right in.
Papyrus: WOWIE!! A GIRL WITH SPAGHETTI HAIR?! IT'S LIKE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!
These quotes make more sense when reading Papyrus's first.
Marina: So you're a music teacher, huh? Just how fresh are your beats?
Jack Black: Hey Elmo, look! That lady over there has one, two, three... EIGHT awesome tentacles!
Pearl: Hope you're ready for a severe case of tinnitus!
Dr. Piccolo: So we have the 6/10 pretty one, the weird one with the freaky power, and the big tough stupid one.
Paruko: Aw yeah! Jack Bros. is one of my all-time faves! Hee-ho!
Marina: I'll never understand how you manage to play it on a Game Boy...
Jack Frost: Hee-llo! Friends! What are you playing on that Game Boy there, ho? Looks familiar.
Marina: Haha, very funny. We're not falling for your kitchen appliance tricks again, Tartar!
HOBaRT: W O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O M
Paruko: Aw shrimp, I left my 3DS back home... I'm only missing one more Perfect!
Hakuko: A trio of singing Octo-Pops? Incredible! Show me what you've got!
Pearl: You know, our live concerts are huge hits on your platform! You should thank us for all the free traffic!
Nico Nico: Oh ho ho ho gangin' up!
Pearl: That Crystal Coconut's gonna make a real nice ornament for my crown!
Donkey Kong: Hey! You mind if you give me an autograph for little ol' Candy? She loves tomboy bands!
Pearl: What in cod's name is that?!
Marina: Could this be another one of Tartar's experiments...?
Paruko: W-What was in that seaweed...?
MissingNo.: [THE CONNECTION IS UNSTABLE.]
Paruko: Judd?! I never took you for an Ink Theory enthusiast!
sphelonious donk: ｍｅｏｗ！ （ｍｅｏｗ）
Marina: Ooh, Pearlieee! You gonna show this fool how it's done?
Pearl: Heh, let the Rap Goddess of Inkopolis take the lead!
Eminem: Sorry, I don't have my head straight. I'm just tryna figure out which one o' you Spice Girls I'ma marinate.
Marina: Mr. Wright! As an attorney, I take it you'll be willing to support Team Order's cause?
Monokuma: Fufufufu! You've already lost, delusional one! TEAM CHAOS FOREVER!
Weird Al: Your remixes are so bad, they may as well be parodies!
Pitbull: Man, there's so much more to Latin music than just "La Bamba." Let us show you! Dale!
Weird Al: Forget Nintendo, I'd rather be playing Pac-Man!
Bill: Oh great...just what I need. More Yo-kai. We're gonna get revenge on you for possessing us! Get ready Reggie!
Weird Al: Heard you guys have a great dental plan, but it can't be as good as the CIA's!
Agent J: We were told that you had some... "conspiracy theories". Mind looking at this light?
Weird Al: I don't like anime.
ZUN: Huh, I knew you were canon in JoJo, but you're a stand user too?
Weird Al: We all sure could use us a hero now. Hey M.J., where's Spider-Man?
Thanos: How typical, yet petty of humans to rely on the work of others to gain worthless clout.
Weird Al: Woooah! Tell the little yellow guy he's gonna need his own zip-code if he doesn't put the fork down!
Wario: Even with that so-called "stand" of yours, you're in for a Wario World of pain!
Weird Al: I'd tell you to take the chance of you winning again and eat it, but then again, you're so fat, you'd oblige!
Dedede: Care for another round, boy? You ain't got the girth!
Weird Al: You've got a lot of swagger for someone so cloak and dagger.
Snake: Colonel, it looks like some sort of spirit is possessing Weird Al...
Weird Al: My parodies are original and fresh! You just sample stuff straight from other media and throw it over a stale beat!
DJ Professor K: Huh. I thought you'd be fat.
Weird Al: Do you happen to have a city of cavemen down in your cave? I really want to be a Flintstone.
You start to get hungry. You strive to gain immense weight.
Weird Al: Can't help you with your call, man. We haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years.
Adam: I think the Yogscast did a better job than you ever could.
Weird Al: Have we met before? Oh right, you're that Elvis impersonator!
Johnny: Oh-ho-ho-nooo. Back off, pal. I ain't lettin' you get a step closer to me and my 'do!
Weird Al: Hmm, let me check today's horoscope for Cancer...
Mr. Krabs: Heard yer pretty fat! Come on down to the Krusty Krab! We got tons of whole wheat patties!
Weird Al: I could have sworn we met each other at Jurashiku Park...
Mariya: Wow! "Weird Al" Yankovic himself, such an honor! Is it too much to ask for a parody called "Sourest Music"?
Weird Al: Hey Eggman, I noticed your series is taking yet *another* page out of Mario's book - the new movie looks like a Chinese bootleg!
Robotnik: I spent over a million mobiums on that trailer and all I got was that excuse of a parody of your song! This is all your fault!
Weird Al: If you're scared about control rays and psychotronic scanning, those helmets aren't nearly as effective as my aluminum foil!
Pharrell: Your version of "Happy" was okay, though it could've used a few more Minions...
Weird Al: You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico? Or a-maybe spaghetti!
Papyrus: SO, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST? ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY? WOULDN'T YOU PREFER SOMETHING MORE WARM, AND CUDDLY? . . . LIKE ME!
Weird Al: Hey, where is he? That Cookie Monster... his "Share It Maybe" is giving me competition!
Jack Black: Hey, I remember you! No offense but you're still lookin' pretty tacky, my dude. But I guess you'd take that as a compliment.
Weird Al: Doctor, tell me what I need! Maybe a little cheese in my knee?
Dr. Piccolo: You talk waaaaay too much about food to not have some kind of eating disorder...
Weird Al: Is it Christmas at Ground Zero already?
Jack Frost: A Persona? Heeee-ho! Finally an exciting battle! Let's see who's stronger!
Mothman: Er? Er? …Is that not Mr. Thriller? Me thought you not like conflict...
Weird Al: Once I own you, I won't ever have to be trapped in a drive-thru again!
HOBaRT: B E A T I N G I T
Weird Al: What makes you think you have the right to play those drums? You're gonna wake up Little Ricky!
Hakuko: You appear to have a Sneaky Spirit behind you! Do you want to find out what we do to those?
Weird Al: Well, that's something we don't have on UHF...
Nico Nico: ゥルルァッタッタッ!!ゥゥルルァァッタッタタ!!
Weird Al: Huh, I feel like I've seen you on a jungle cruise ride.
Donkey Kong: H-hey ghost dude! Wait.. are you just a hologram?
Weird Al: Virus Alert! I better delete this guy immediately before someone gets hurt.
MissingNo.: Stinky Cheese
Weird Al: Sounds like you three need to go on a Grapefruit Diet.
Tom: Hot take: your parodies are just shitty contrafacts.
Weird Al: Now before we fight, I just want you to answer me one simple question. What is the mathematical formula used to determine the area inside a pentadodecahedron?
Eminem: Look man, I don't appreciate being treated like a joke, ya know what I'm sayin'?
Weird Al: So, you wanna take me to court, and you've got yourself a lawyer with a Three-Piece Suit?
Phoenix: (How come HE can have a spirit by his side? I would much rather have Mia than a psychotic bear bossing me around...)
Popoy: ¿Que andes con tu jefe? Fuck this n-
Marcianito: no lo digas.
Bill: Reggie, I can't really speak Spanish, sorry.
Reggie: Oh great! Bill, you're fired.
These quotes make sense when reading Nintendo Power's first.
Popoy: ¡Ey, ey, ey! ¿Somos amigos, verdad?
Marcianito: hubo una gran oportunidad y la aprovechamos. sin resentimientos.
Howard: [HOSTILE TRAITORS DETECTED AS TOP PRIORITY TARGETS. FIRE AT WILL.]
Agent J: *sigh* "Not all aliens know each other", they said.
Popoy: ¿Acaso está intentando empezar una banda de cumbia con solo una trompeta?...
ZUN: Aliens? Don't you usually have a gang of crazy backup dancers?
Pitbull: Yo, it's you again! Don't Chip away my style, Dale!
Popoy: Oye Pitbull, se pronuncia como-- ...ya entendí.
Thanos: I would pity the both of you for teaming up with a human buffoon, but I see you both are no better.
Pitbull: If you think money is going to make you happier, you are completely confused.
Wario: Only I'm smart enough to leech off other people's work for my career! Out of my way!
Pitbull: I'll beat you in uno, dos oatmeal! Dale!
Dedede: You'll be flying around worldwide once I clobbah you out of this here tournament!
Marcianito: tu que has estado desde la vieja escuela: te daremos un poco de oro sólido con un toque de dj snake.
Snake: Spanish seems to be their primary language. Good thing I'm fluent. *ahem* "Hola... compadres."
Pitbull: Ay, friend! That cypher was hot, but can you keep up with my fiery onslaught?
DJ Professor K: Let's have a battle as supersonic as the cypher, my sweet soul brother!
Popoy: Esa pendeja historia de cuevas no es nada al lado de los Cuentos de la Cripta.
You are in shock, as your pelvis thirsts to thrust to the rhythm.
Popoy: De que- Te sacaré la chucha, mamaverga!
Pitbull: Oh come now you two, no need to be so negative! We're here to have a good time!
Adam: People who think my music is boring, repetitive pop must've never heard what you've put out!
These quotes make sense when reading Adam Levine's first.
Marcianito: si quieres las mujeres sexy, vas a tener que darle el 100%, no fake
Johnny: You got the rhythms, and I got the looks. What say we team up and get some "mamasitas" to dance with us?
Popoy: ¿Que canción es la que estabas buscando?¿El Sonidito?
Mr. Krabs: You boys related to King Neptune? Think I see the family resemblance! Arkarkarkarkarkark!
Popoy: ¡Ey, dame un poco de esa cosita japonesa!
Marcianito: popoy por favor.
Mariya: 宇宙人はあの人と緒に踊ってるのかしら? あの音楽、うるさいわね・・・。
Popoy: Anda, huevon. ¿Crees que puedes ganar? No te pases.
Robotnik: Was it you who made my precious rocket ship drift off into deep space?
Pitbull: Mr. Worldwide, Pharrell, Daft Punk! Let's get lucky.
Guy-Manuel: Le voilà reparti sur son remix...
Thomas: Ça va, il dure moins de 40 secondes!
Popoy: Vaya, ¡parece que Cuentos no son lo único que saldrá de la Cripta hoy!
Papyrus: WOWIE! EVEN HUMANS CAN BE DOGS!
Pitbull: You sure like those 8 sides, huh? Well this year gon' be called Calle Ocho.
Elmo: Kermit! Elmo's so happy to see you! You look a bit...different today!
Pitbull: Ven aquí rápido, ven aquí rápido: es un llamado de emergencia baby...
Dr. Piccolo: (Hey Piccolo, we should use Taco Tuesday on these guys!)
Fuck you Nail! Are we still deciding the damn name?
Pitbull: You better get somewhere cold, little snowman, 'cause Global Warming is in full effect!
Jack Frost: Hee-Hola! Am-hee-hos! You green weird-hos think you can dance? This is our moment to prove you wrong! Let's get groovy!
Pitbull: ¡Ríndete batidora, dale, ríndete batidora!
HOBaRT: H A C I E N D O T A C O S
Popoy: Como lo mueve esa muchachita, pero yo tengo el ritmo que la debilita.
Don-chan: Ooooh, are those conga drums I'm hearing? I'd like to see if they can keep the beat better than me, da-don!
Popoy: ¡Nico Nico... Ni conozco quién eres! No que a ustedes les gustaba el porno gay?
Nico Nico: CHARGING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Popoy: ¡Aguanta! Yo puedo comunicarme con éste... chacarrón... macarrón... *ininteligible*
Donkey Kong: Hey! Y-you're those interplanetary visitor dudes that Funky warned me about!
Marcianito: ¡nunca había visto algo como tú en todo el universo!
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Marcianito: ¡oye, popoy! súbele el mambo para que estas gatas prendan los motores.
Shades: Mr. 305, meet Mr. 251.
Pitbull: With a fourth of the members on the scene, we'd rip your dull dozen like a pit-bulldozer.
Eminem: My new single is about to put you weirdos outta business... the hottest latin tune of the summer, "My Salsa"!
Pitbull: Neither success nor failure is final... That's why we'll always move forward! Dale!
Phoenix: Mr. Perez, can you tell me who this "Dale" is, please?
Bill: Looks like these two are more fans of the darker variation of Joy-Cons.
Agent J: Ah, other agents!...Or are you imposers? Howard! Scan them!
Reggie: Fangames based off your own franchise have made it on the Switch years before yours. What's wrong with you?
ZUN: One is planned to come and is preparing. Please watch warmly until it's ready.
Reggie: Looking at you again makes me feel just like a purple pikmin.
Thanos: You will not be so lucky this time around, Fils-Aime.
Reggie: Now that I am no longer a president of Nintendo, maybe I could fire you like Bill and run your company!
Waluigi: Just because you used to be our boss doesn't mean we're not gonna pulverize ya!
Bill: Challenge accepted! You look like you're about to burst yourself, you sure you can do this, my Tomodachi?
Dedede: Hey, you got anymore of them donuts? Maybe me and your pal can have an eatin' contest!
These quotes make sense when reading King Dedede's first.
Bill: Hey, you can understand Japanese as well? Here's a tip: 隠れるのをやめなさい、あなたは病者だ.
Snake: Two can play that game: 俺のいないスマブラは 売上が下がる事はわかってい たさ。
Reggie: Sorry to say, but the future of Jet Set Radio on the Switch is looking pretty grim. Not my problem anymore, anyway.
DJ Professor K: Ol' times are gone fast! What say we leave the past behind and look toward the future... with Jet Set Radio on Switch, perhaps?
Bill: This one is quiet...I suppose he only speaks with body language.
You start to question your body's readiness, but you're up to the challenge.
Reggie: I have "Just A Feeling" that I'm gonna kick your ass!
Adam: I'm never gonna leave my bed thanks to the portability of the Nintendo Switch! Just kidding, eat shit.
Reggie: Johnny, did you cry when you got that hair cut?
Bill: At least he doesn't smell like cheese, Reggie.
Johnny: I don't have to worry about these punks, not with looks like mine.
Reggie: This is Reggie from Nintendo. I am pleased to announce that Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom is no longer coming to Switch.
Mr. Krabs: MOTHER OF PEARL! These "console" thingamajiggers are printin' money! Ye wouldn't mind if I... borrowed some, would ye?
Reggie: I recently got a plastic ass as a farewell gift. Would it happen to be yours?
Mariya: Can't say I've been an enough of a butt to be receiving presents like that from my fellow musicians.
Reggie: At least Bowser is able to capture a princess. You can't even capture a hedgehog!
Robotnik: Oh my, I'm starting to get a little hungry. Did you buffoons bring some spaghetti or toast for dinner?
Reggie: I remember being so tired of hearing your song on Flipnote Hatena. We discontinued the service early just because of it.
Pharrell: You guys should totally make Ubi do another Just Dance for the Wii.
Reggie: Hey, who turned off the lights?
Papyrus: SANS!!! WHERE'S THE SWITCH!?
Reggie: Bill once grew a beard larger than you will ever have, in just the span of a few hours.
Bill: Hours? It was years man!
Jack Black: Hey, yeah, you guys work at Nintendo, right? Can you please get my Elgato to work? I would very much appreciate it.
Reggie: Dr. Mario, Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Luigi, and now YOU? I'm starting to think we're making too many games about doctors...
Dr. Piccolo: Red and blue isn't the right pill pattern, switch it up and try my green and purple!
Reggie: Aren't you that virtual boy?
Bill: You're correct! Jack Bros. was released on the Virtual Boy in 1995 to pretty good reviews! It's actually the first Megami Tensei game to be released outside of Ja-
Reggie: Shut up, Bill.
Jack Frost: So you're returning to VR huh? You better re-hee-lease my game for it too then, ho!
Reggie: Bill! Look! Looks like you can finally make your own donuts! ...And not eat the ones I bought!
HOBaRT: R U M B L E
Bill: Reggie, why don't you pull out those dance moves you brought to that meeting? Now would be a good time.
Hakuko: Hey Reggie! I've got a lot of requests for you right now, ya know?
Don-chan: Like five new Taiko no Tatsujin games on switch?
Reggie: Konnichiwa, everyone from Japan. I am Reggie of Nintendo of America.
Bill: I now feel a lot more secure about my job after hearing you speak Japanese.
Nico Nico: 俺は宗教なんかに興味ねーんだよ!
Reggie: I appreciate you being there for my goodbye photo, but I think it's about time I take Tropical Freeze off the shelves.
Donkey Kong: I'm not YOUR Donkey Kong, old timers! I'm a changed ape!
Bill: I don't think I can translate this...thing... its whole shape is made out of gibberish!
unauthorized device has been detected
Reggie: Today, I am proud to announce that we are planning on removing cats from Nintendogs + Cats!
Shades: Your body is ready, but what about your soul?
Bill: Your language alone is the reason why your My Nintendo account was banned straight from the very start.
Eminem: You guys made that Mario game? Put in D12 Salsa as a power-up, we can split the profits off my new single, "My Salsa".
Reggie: Oh hey! Congrats on getting the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on the Switch! Too bad that I'm about to remove it from the eShop.
Monokuma: Greetings, gentlemen! Say, is there any room for little ol' me in that fighting game of yours?
Agent J: Undefined Fantastic Object? Mind if I have a play at that game?
ZUN: Hey, an alien.
Agent J: Oh man, We're gonna need backup for this one.
Howard: [AGGRESSIVE EXTRATERRESTRIAL DETECTED. ASSEMBLING AVENGERS.]
Thanos: You erase memories, while I erase lives.
Agent J: So, word's been going around that you have an alien working at WarioWare?
Wario: I ain't handin Orbulon over to you clowns! He makes me some good money!"
Agent J: You still owe me that hug!
Dedede: Escargoon, get this pest offa me!
Howard: [SPY SPOTTED, MUST OBLITERATE AT ONCE.]
Snake: Colonel, I thought these guys were on my side? That man in the suit seems to be teaming up with a body-snatcher...
Agent J: Man, I'd like to know what alien planet your BARBER came from!
DJ Professor K: Looks like my beats aren't the only things outta this world!
Agent J: I've dated a robot before, and not even she was as boring and silent as you.
You've just witnessed an alien being neutralized. Those two men in suits attempt to wipe your mind.
Howard: [WILD ANIMAL SPOTTED. INITIATE MANDATORY NEUTERING.]
Adam: Trying to jack our looks from the "Makes Me Wonder" video? That's cute.
Agent J: Saw that you have a pinheaded alien friend who wants to achieve universal peace. Mind telling us where he is?
Johnny: Hey, ya think you could hook a brother up with some of those interstellar space babes?
Agent J: A little yellow sponge told us that you happened to be a "robot". We're gonna need you for some questioning.
Mr. Krabs: Health inspectors!? Y-yer arrivin' a bit sooner than I expected, heh heh.
Agent J: So, you said you are a traveler of space and time? I may need to see you for a moment...
Mariya: Oh no... I don't need the C. I. A!
Agent J: I'm guessing you haven't seen any Wisps around here?
Robotnik: How many feet does it take to kick your derrieres? We might as well find out!
Howard: [ROBOTIC DUO ENCOUNTERED. INITIATE FUNKY DANCE SEQUENCE.]
Pharrell: I knew it! Aliens exist! And there's no way you're erasing my memory about it!
Agent J: Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum, and it seems to be originating from Mt. Ebott. That's your fault, isn't it?
Papyrus: HALT, HUMANS! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NOT TOLERATE PUBLIC NUDITY!
Agent J: I hear there have been sightings of two aliens over at Sesame Street. They go "Yip yip yip yip!" or whatever. Have you two seen them?
Jack Black: I don't think Elmo would be very fond of you taking away his Martian friends, so that's why I am going to stop you right here and now!
Agent J: Do you have a license to prescribe alien pharmaceuticals?
Dr. Piccolo: Just looking at you makes me think Ridley Scott's gonna sue somebody.
Agent J: There you are! I knew those sightings from West Virginia weren't a hoax! You're coming with us!
Mothman: Folks like you call me "unidentified". Me don't like that.
Agent J: If no one is making me a sandwich, then I'll just have to make one myself!
HOBaRT: B A T T E R I N G S A N D W I C H B R E A D
Agent J: So, I've heard you witnessed multiple different forms of extraterrestrial life. If I kindly have your attention, could you look right here...
Hakuko: Up for a superb game of Spaceball? Hit the ball with your heart!
Agent J: If I control Nico, I would want... Fortnite... and Marques Brownlee.
Nico Nico: エイリアン ふたりはエイリアン, 高鳴る気持ちが抑えられない !
Howard: [DANCING SIMIAN DETECTED. PREPARING BANANA SLAMMA COUNTER-MEASURES.]
Donkey Kong: I-I'm begging you dudes! Don't give me p-paralysis! Every Kong needs their s-s-sleep!
Howard: [REALITY-WARPING ENTITY SIGHTED. ERADICATE AT ALL COSTS.]
MissingNo.: Memory erase initiated. Erasing memory...
Agent J: Have you guys seen Frank? Been looking for him everywhere.
Tom: The only thing out of this world is Nai Palm's voice, so stay in your fucking lane, green freaks.
Agent J: You should watch your mouth, dawg... you know, I don't have to cuss in my raps to sell records!
Eminem: Oh yeah? Well I do, so fuck you.
Agent J: I may not have a biiiig BUTT like my adversary Phoenix Wright, but what I do have... is the TRUURTRUURT
Phoenix: Mr. Smith, your opening statement?
These quotes makes sense when reading Phoenix's first.
ZUN: A purple near-omnipotent villain? Do you have a shikigami too?
Thanos: Do you really believe mere bullets can stop me? Pathetic.
ZUN: These two seem like a worst, most disastrous pair.
Waluigi: You can put as many of those tennis balls on screen as you want, they will never stand a chance against my mighty racket!
ZUN: You may be a big eater, but I'd bet Yuyuko could take you on.
Dedede: Don't you drink in front of me or I'll clobbah that there bottle down your throat!
ZUN: Just try sneaking around this danmaku.
Snake: U.N. Owen... was her!?
ZUN: Pirate radio... reminds me of the doujin spirit.
DJ Professor K: You won't be able to weave past the air waves of Jet Set Radio!
ZUN: Indie versus doujin, let's have at it!
The sound of a thousand bullets can be heard from the distance.
ZUN: Maroon? I prefer scarlet.
Adam: You may have created a million girls, but you sure as hell haven't had as many as I have.
ZUN: I hate to break it to you, but regardless of what some websites might say, everyone in Gensokyo is gay.
Johnny: I'd say ditch the sake, half-pint. The ladies don't dig a drunk.
These quotes make sense when reading Johnny Bravo's first.
ZUN: A drunken sailor? I'm afraid I only qualify for half of that.
Mr. Krabs: Wanna know what we do with a drunken sailor? Arkarkarkarkarkark!
These quotes make sense when reading Mr. Krabs' first.
ZUN: 「Plastic Love」? 「プラスチックマインド」なんてどうでしょう?
ZUN: Is today the first? I wasn't expecting a visit from any doctors today.
Robotnik: If you're asking for that demented klutz, you'll have to wait a few more days!
ZUN: Performers who rely on special headwear to show expression? Interesting...
Guy-Manuel: T'as remarqué, Thomas ? Ce mec connait une fille à Bucarest!
Thomas: Oh, intéressant ! Moi, je connais surtout Riga, mais Bucarest pourrait être une bonne inspiration pour un morceau...
ZUN: Dodging bones instead of bullets? What a groundbreaking new technique!
Papyrus: SAAANS!!!! I THINK SOMEONE TOOK YOUR TROMBONE!
ZUN: Human-youkai relations sure have improved...
Jack Black: I've dodged many bullets before. I'm pretty sure you are gonna be a breeze, my dude.
ZUN: Doctor, about that "daily dose"... have you ever heard the saying, "Good medicine tastes bad"?
Dr. Piccolo: So you've created over 100 girls who all have the powers of a super saiyan? Yeah, fuck this shit, I'm out.
ZUN: An ice fairy and a butterfly? Have I met you two before?
Jack Frost: You know demon girls? Hee-ho! It's my lucky day! Let me join your party!
ZUN: ...Is this a tsukumogami, or some kind of joke?
HOBaRT: I N C O R P O R A T I N G A L C O H O L
ZUN: Classical Japanese instruments! That's real hip with the kids, dawg.
Don-chan: Woaaaaah! So you're the guy who gave life to those nice witches and who banged all those songs I know, da-don! Can you sign my drumskin? I'm a huge fan, da-don!
ZUN: I see you are all fans of my work! Although your parodies are simply pure insanity...
Nico Nico: ぷはー 今日もいいペンキ☆
ZUN: Just look up and watch the skies, because that's where I'll be shooting you from!
Donkey Kong: Diddy, get the Coconut Gun ready! If this guy wants bullets, we'll give em' to him!
ZUN: Curious... are you some kind of enenra?
MissingNo.: WARNING! Your system has been encrypted by Rense
ZUN: I'd introduce you to Orin, but she'll probably swing by to get you three after this anyway.
Shades: Booze is some weak shit. Do heroin like real musicians.
ZUN: Your salsa band could use a trumpeter. Allow me to audition for you.
Eminem: You daring me with your bullet hell pixies? This is lyrical combat, Gensokyo, hold your Z keys.
ZUN: Forgive me for what I must Yamaxanadu.
Monokuma: Bullets? Hell?? Me n' you might just get along!
Thanos: My corporate overlords would be glad to take your company off your hands.
Wario: PFFFT...WAAAHAHAHAAA!! Nice mouse ears, loser!
Thanos: If a hammer-wielding god fell before me, what makes you think you stand a chance?
Dedede: Nice hat. If I slam my hammer down on it, will ya squeak?
Thanos: Hmph, maybe you'll put up more of a fight than the last super soldier I fought.
Snake: Colonel, Thanos took his clothes off!
Thanos: The concept of love? I once knew of something like that...
DJ Professor K: The only imbalance in this world lies in party poopers like you tryin' to ruin our fun!
Thanos: Stand down now, or else you may never be seen again.
You feel the weight of the universe resting on your shoulders.
Thanos: Silence slowly kills you? One snap of my finger will do so in an instant.
Adam: Watch it bud, you're not the only person here who's gotten attention from walking around naked.
Thanos: Such bravado in the presence of your oblivion? More foolish than courageous.
Johnny: Why would you ever want to snap away half of all the foxy mammas?
Thanos: Your insatiable greed has destroyed even the lives of those who fuel it. Your very presence in this realm makes me sick.
Mr. Krabs: The only snappin' that'll be happening is from these big meaty claws!
Thanos: So you do not require the Reality Stone to shape the algorithm in your image...
Mariya: I'm just as surprised about my fame across the world as you are.
Thanos: How could someone as pathetic as you be considered an "evil mastermind"?
Robotnik: Your stones will be a great addition to my gem collection!
Thanos: Your little... Minions... are nothing compared to my whole army.
Pharrell: It'll take more than a snap and a gust of wind to get rid of us!
Thanos: Your pompous attitude will inevitably be your downfall. Don't go losing your head now.
Papyrus: THE WAY YOUR HAND IS ALWAYS COVERED IN DUSTY POWDER. . . IT FEELS LIKE YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH.
These quotes make sense when reading Papyrus' first.
Thanos: After Main Street becomes the biggest street in the galaxy, yours will be reduced to atoms.
Jack Black: The only gauntlet I know of is the Gauntlet of Wooden Warriors, and trust me...that is not fun.
Thanos: The last Doctor who tried to oppose me only ended up handing over exactly what I wanted.
Dr. Piccolo: Perhaps we should fuse to complete the daily dose.
Thanos: Why make a game in the virtual world when I can make reality whatever I want it to be?
Mothman: Me see shiny stone on gauntlet. Me give you Life Stone x1 for Power Stone x1. Stone for Stone. Make deal.
Thanos: Is the Reality Stone playing tricks on me, or is this... petty pile of metal really that which opposes me...?
HOBaRT: M I X I N G 1 / 2 O F D E S I G N A T E D I N G R E D I E N T S
Thanos: You make it seem like it's a world of cheers. Don't deny the reality that it's a world of tears.
Hakuko: If you happen to participate in the rat race, make sure to watch for the signs! That cat is fiesty!
Thanos: Only humans could find enjoyment in simple minded entertainment like this.
Nico Nico: NYN姉貴? あた～まわ～るわ～るわぁ＾～る～わるぅ＾～
Thanos: It seems like I've really scraped the bottom of the barrel with you.
Donkey Kong: I know what you're here for and I know what you're thinkin', but the Crystal Coconut is not an "Infinity Stone", or whatever you call it! So either scram or get Banana Slammed!
Thanos: A corrupt being. A symbol of this universe's crippling imbalance.
MissingNo.: ERROR: Population corrupted, restoring backup
Thanos: Are these Flerkens...? No matter. None shall stand between me and the proper balance of this universe.
Tom: If you're gonna snap, do it on 2 and 4, dickhead.
Thanos: So you are the... "Rap God?" I've battled against gods...you are definitely not one.
Eminem: You defeated The Avengers? Well, they call me Superman... and I'm here to fucking kill you, bitch.
Thanos: I think it may be time to restore order in this universe.
Monokuma: EEEEEEEK!!!!! A MOUSE!!!!!
Phoenix: (Snap me now... It would be better than having to hang around with this little demon...)
Waluigi: Hey, big guy! We might go easy on you if you showed us the way to the Great Cave Offensive!
Dedede: I sure do have a lot of debt from Nightmare Enterprises, I could really use money like yours!
Waluigi: Wahaha, surely you can arrange a lucrative pinball related business deal with Konami for those suckers in the west!
Snake: *cough* Colonel, it seems like I'm being assaulted with some kind of poisonous gas.
Waluigi: Sadly for you, we won't feel guilty beating up an old man.
DJ Professor K: Your thirst for money and power reminds me of a certain chairman... which means this won't end well for you, either!
These quotes make sense when reading DJ Professor K's first.
Wario: Looks like Dr. Crygor's broken Mike prototype decided to climb out of the dumpster, wahahahaha!
The stench of garlic fills your nostrils. You're in for a rotten time.
Waluigi: Your face is gonna be maroon when we're done with it!
Adam: This definitely isn't the soap disco with that kind of awful smell.
Waluigi: Hey, look at that big-haired hot-shot! He's gotta be loaded!
Johnny: Being a biker is just a cheap way to get some mamas... (maybe I should be one...)
Waluigi: Hand over every last cent you got, ya big red bozo, or else we'll beat it out of you!
Mr. Krabs: Ye'd better put that money where yer mouth is! Or ye can just give it to me!
Wario: Hey, baby. How would you like my spaghetti meatball sauce all over you? Hehehehe!
Wario: After this scrapping, you'll learn to obey Wario!
Robotnik: Wow, what a nice, big, greedy smile you have there! How about I take your company and we can "split" the rings, deal?
Wario: Oooh...Those helmets are really shiny! HAND THEM OVER CHUMPS!
Thomas: Hé, regarde Guy-Man ! Ce mec est jaune, comme toi !
Guy-Manuel: Oui, mais je ne suis pas aussi gros ! (Juste un peu enveloppé...)
Waluigi: Well look what we got here, a dry bones reject! Wahahaha!
Papyrus: WORRY NOT, LONELY HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THINK YOU'RE NICE, AND MAYBE WE COULD BE FRIENDS!
Waluigi: Hey bro, we've been trying to sell the wrong puppet all along! This one is famous and not obscure! TAKE HIM AWAY!
Jack Black: You know what, Wario? I happen to be a MASTER of Disguise as well!
Wario: I'm starting to get really tired of seeing doctors all the time, I'm FINE! Go make your money!... Actually wait no, give it to me!
Dr. Piccolo: Ever thought about brushing your teeth? Goddamn, your garlic breath reeks!
Waluigi: Tell ya what, give us all the gold you're carrying and we might let you walk away with your lives.
Jack Frost: Hey! Hee-how about you give us all your stuff instead? If you decline, I'll pound the hee-ho out of you!
Mothman: They are negotiating with us!
Wario: Hey bro, didn't you open a taco stand? I think this thing would come in handy making it a huge success!
HOBaRT: C H I N G C H I N G C H I N G C H I N G C H I N G
Waluigi: Rhythm, eh? Well, sucks for you! I'm a dancing genius!
Don-chan: Quit banging about how you're so good at dancing! You're so lanky your arms look like drum sticks, da-don!
Wario: Watch out, I've got good practice launchin' remotes through television screens.
Nico Nico: あ、ワリオ。またサボり？
Wario: Did you just say something about a Crystal Coconut? You mind telling us what kind of crystal? Just curious, wahahaha!
Donkey Kong: Klump?! Krusha?! Is that you?
Wario: Hmph, you look like one of those computer bugs I got on Crygor's laptop once.
MissingNo.: A wild W' appeared!
Wario: You three better not be princesses as well, I've got more important things to worry about this time!
Tom: Yo, Wario! When we said stank, we weren't talking about your ass.
Waluigi: Work for me, and I promise big bucks! For me anyways...My tacos really need that extra spice, so it costs extra!
Eminem: Hey man, it's cool if you let one go. Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little poot poot, it's okay.
Wario: Uh oh...uhhh, everything is going WONDERFUL at our company! Over here at Wario Partners, LLP, we take things seriously!
Phoenix: Hey! I need to talk to an old enemy of yours, who wears a big purple top hat. Do you know where I can find him?
These quotes make sense when reading Phoenix's first.
Dedede: What are you, some kind of Meta Knight wannabe? Take that cape lookin' coat off and face my hammer, boy!
Snake: The size of that hammer... have we met before?
Dedede: If you really want to get some beats goin', I could clobbah you to the beat of my new theme song!
DJ Professor K: Listen penguin man, your body's full of blubber! I'm not vibing with your music, it falls flat just like rubber!"
Dedede: Your Polar Star ain't no match against the swing of my hammer!
You encounter a mysterious masked figure. His hammer and strength are sure to impose.
Dedede: The only thing that'll be takin' a toll on you is this here hammer, pretty boy!
Adam: Yeah okay, like I'm going to be scared by threats from Chilly Wint- I mean, Chilly Willy in a bathrobe.
Dedede: You ain't as downright spiffy as I remember you bein'.
Johnny: Hiding your face behind a mask isn't gonna get you any attention from the ladies, pal.
Dedede: I say, time for a good ol' fashioned crab boil!
Mr. Krabs: I've been hearin' you got a habit of dinin' and dashing. Well, ye ain't getting yer hands on me Krabby Patties without payin'!
Dedede: I think my hammer needs another upgrade, mind coverin' it in plastic?
Mariya: I don't think plastic would help, your hammer looks heavy enough as is.
Robotnik: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
Dedede: You ain't gonna be so lucky around me! You'll be staying up all night remembering how hard I clobbered you!
Guy-Manuel: (J'ai une soudaine envie d'escargots de Bourgogne...)
Dedede: One swing of my hammer oughta shatter you boy!
Papyrus: JEEZ! AT LEAST KING ASGORE ISN'T AS MEAN OR BOSSY AS YOU ARE!
Dedede: Mind telling me where Sesame Street is? Because I'm gonna clobbah you two all the way back there where you belong!
Elmo: Big Bird! It's Elmo! It's so nice to see you here! Where did you get that hammer?
Dedede: Boy, I'm about to give you a daily dose of nothin' but pain!
Dr. Piccolo: God damn you're fat, I diagnose you with diabetes, I don't even need a blood test to prove it.
Dedede: Hehehehe! Is this some kind of joke? Do you know how easy it is to knock down a Snowman? Imma swat that moth too!
Jack Frost: Hee's wearing a mask, ho! You don't think he's one of *them*... right?
Dedede: Oh hey! This here baking machine could be useful for my next Gourmet Race!
HOBaRT: P R O D U C I N G G O U R M E T D I S H
Dedede: Wow, this is the first time I've seen knuckleheads ASK for a beat!
Don-chan: That is one really big um...drum stick you have there! I-I think you're better suited for a bigger drum, don!
Dedede: You look as little and puny as that there Kirby!
Nico Nico: PUNCH! PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH! FAAALLLCOONNN PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!
Dedede: Now, we get to see who the King of the Heavyweights really is! Let's get Smashin'!
Donkey Kong: Another greedy King to deal with, another giant-sized punching bag I'm gonna put to good use!
Dedede: I don't know what you are, but I could use a monster like you to clobba that pink punk!
MissingNo.: ERROR: Face Distortion
Dedede: Once I beat you, I may just adopt the three of you! You'll perform for me anytime I want! And if you stop, you'll get clobbered!
Shades: Adopt us? You're delusional. You'll have to take some giant steps to get up our level, pal.
Dedede: Hi, kids! Do y'all like violence? Wanna see me batter this rapper's face 'til black circles surround his eyelids?
Eminem: Well, look at this, an actual fat bitch who's about to get put on his ass fast.
Dedede: Right now, boys, this is my courtroom, I'm the judge, and I'm ready to lower my gigantic gavel... on the top o' your skulls!
Monokuma: Think you'll fly to the higher spots of this tournament? Think again, idiot, you're a penguin!
Snake: Colonel, is this DJ connected to Fatman in any way?
DJ Professor K: You can't hide from my sexy voice and out-of-sight sounds, Sneakman!
Snake: Colonel, do we have any intel on this military grade android?
You have been encountered! The standoff begins.
Snake: Baby, you think that you can hide?
Adam: Isn't it hard to breathe under that box?
Snake: What the!? Master Miller.....is that you?!
Johnny: Say, I wonder how this hot bod would look in spandex...
Snake: CRAB BATTLE
Mr. Krabs: So, another bottomfeeder trying to sneak off with me formuler?
Snake: What are you, another member of the Beauty and the Beast Unit?
Mariya: あなたは部屋に一人・・・ 染みつくタバコの匂い・・・
Snake: Hmm... I'm getting the same vibes from that hedgehog with this doctor here.
Robotnik: Ahhh, Solid Snake! Snooping as usual, I see?
Snake: Colonel, is this "Daft Punk" involved with Les Enfants Terribles? These two helmeted guys seem strangely bonded...
Guy-Manuel: (Les Enfants Terribles ? Mais de quoi il parle ?)
Snake: You're from under... where?
Papyrus: DON'T HIDE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
Snake: Another master of disguise, eh? Maybe you'll pose more of a challenge than Decoy Octopus.
Jack Black: Woah, easy there, tough guy! You're not the only experienced fighter. I am a kung-fu mastah! Come get some!
Snake: Colonel, this doctor is threatening to throw a grenade at me! It's even got a cool name!
Dr. Piccolo: Do you think your grenades stand a chance against my new move? Prepare for the Hellzone Grenade!
These quotes make sense when reading Dr. Piccolo's first.
Snake: Hrnghh....Super Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Method?
Mothman: You look nothing like the Snakes me know. They call themselves kings, me prove you not one.
Snake: A stand mixer? This can't possibly be the weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
HOBaRT: M E N A C I N G S O U N D I N G B E E P I N G
Snake: Watch your back, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Hakuko: Let's see if your rhythm is as solid as your spying skills!
Snake: Otacon, why is this TV referring to me as "big brother"?
Nico Nico: 兄貴! 兄貴! ♂ Ass we can! ♂
These quotes make sense when reading Nico Nico's first.
Snake: Another monkey? I thought I captured all of them already.
Donkey Kong: Bring all the toys you want, the only weapon I need is my Coconut Gun to best you!
Snake: La, Li, Lu, Le, Lo... La, Li, Lu, Le, Lo...
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Snake: Cats, huh? Maybe I should have brought in my sledding equipment for this match.
Shades: Don't you think that's enough cloning? I really hope there will never be another you.
Snake: Your name is... what?
Eminem: Looks like we're about to find out what good a fuckin' Nikita is when its ammo don't measure up!
Snake: No need for all that yelling, spiky head. It does sound pretty cool though, huh?
Phoenix: So... Mr. Hayter, am I correct? (Wait, I don't think I have the correct David...)
DJ Professor K: Looks like the Noise Tanks are really steppin' up their game!
You sense a funky rhythm coming at you.
DJ Professor K: I think it's time we kick it old school.
Adam: Your songs sound like broken records, back and forth and here and gone.
These quotes make sense when reading Adam's first.
DJ Professor K: Hopin' your beats are as fresh as your looks, big guy!
Johnny: That't one funky hairdo, but maybe a little too funky for the ladies.
DJ Professor K: I think you've had enough of that same song.
Mr. Krabs: With yer taste in music, matey, I think I'll be passin' on requests.
DJ Professor K: Everyone's sampling your music these days...I'll let my turntables take ya for a spin!
Mariya: Ah yes, that's the "future funk" people are turning my music into nowadays!
DJ Professor K: The kind of sampling you're doing is not of any kind I've ever heard of.
Robotnik: Your sample-flipping may be funky fresh, but nothing matches my sentence-mixing!
DJ Professor K: Yo, you bots still have the DJ vibe after all those years? Let's see who's better at rollin' and scratchin'!
Thomas: No matter your talent, we still are the true DJ heroes around here!
These quotes make sense when reading Thomas' first.
DJ Professor K: I can hear those bones rattlin', boy. Don't fall apart on me now!
Papyrus: OH, YOU'RE A DJ!! I KNOW A GHOST WHO MIGHT LIKE YOU!! WHAT WAS HIS NAME. . . SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
DJ Professor K: Have a seat, boys. For today's funky lesson, I'LL be your teacher.
Jack Black: Wait a minute! This guy's hair has 1, 2-Actually, I think I'll need your help, Elmo.
DJ Professor K: The only prescription I need is a daily dose of JET SET RADIOOO!
Dr. Piccolo: That white hair makes me think you're either a saiyan or a senior. Either way, I'm about to put you in a retirement home.
DJ Professor K: I'd say I'm feelin' like a bulldozer trying to catch a butterfly!
Jack Frost: Even IF your b-hee-eats were fire, that wouldn't be enough to melt me, you fool, Ho!
DJ Professor K: Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and the MSG! Beat it! Beat it up!
HOBaRT: S T A R T I N G T H E M A C H I N E
DJ Professor K: No one's better at keepin' the funky rhythms flowing than Professor K, baby!
Hakuko: Our DJ School is looking for wannabe DJs! You seem to fit the criteria!
DJ Professor K: Looks like the DJ zone got a little Red.
Nico Nico: 3年F組...DJ先生！！
DJ Professor K: Alright, then! Let's see if your Jungle Beats can keep up with my Funky Beats!
Donkey Kong: I hope you're ready for me to lay down the Jungle Beats!
These quotes make sense when reading Donkey Kong's first.
DJ Professor K: Wha...? I don't understand what's goin' on here...
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DJ Professor K: Yo, yo, yo, y'all really are vibing with all that funk!
sphelonious donk: ｒｅｃｏｒｄ ｓｃｒａｔｃｈｅｓ．．． ｃａｔ ｓｃｒａｔｃｈｅｓ．．． ｉｒｏｎｉｃ
DJ Professor K: I'm not here to pass out prescriptions, I'm here to school the undereducated, fool!
Eminem: What you tryna do? Flunk me like I was in junior high?
These quotes make sense when reading Eminem's first.
DJ Professor K : Likewise, Mr. Wright. Bring your funkiest objections!
Phoenix: Ah, an honest opponent! Here's to a good showdown, Professor.
These quotes make sense when reading Phoenix's first.
A nineties band's frontman tries to control you. You hesitate to look into his eyes.
Adam: An amnesiac, huh? Drinks bring back all the memories.
A sense of arrogance emanates from the dimwitted impersonator.
Johnny: I told you I didn't want a little robot brother, Mama!
The aroma of sweat and grease swirls around you... but mostly sweat.
Mr. Krabs: I better not let SpongeBob catch me with ya, lad, I don't wanna be thrown into a fry basket again!
A familiar video appears on the monitor. You begin to sense a strong feeling of nostalgia.
You feel as if someone is snooping around.
Robotnik: That peashooter of yours is no match for my robots!
You've come too far to give up who you are.
Thomas: Guess it's time for some good ol' robot rock.
Papyrus blocks the way!
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH!!
You are suddenly stopped by a stop sign blocking your path.
Jack Black: A man's voice shows how powerful he is! Being that you don't have one, I think we both know where this is goin', buddy.
The doctor is in. Thankfully, not in you.
Dr. Piccolo: So... what number android are you?
The air around you suddenly feels cold and sinister.
Jack Frost: Hmm... Another weapon by the Kirijo Group? And this one isn't even prett-hee, ho!
The scent of baking materials make you feel hungry, and... Australian?
HOBaRT: S I L E N C E
You feel an irresistable urge to tap your foot to the beat! Go for a Perfect!
Hakuko: Hey, is this guy a disguised Cadet? Attentioooooooooon, march!
This little television seems comfortable around you. Life refilled!
Nico Nico: ダンスロボットダンス！もーいいかい？
You suddenly feel a craving for bananas.
Donkey Kong: A robot... is this another one of your schemes, K. Rool?!
A sense of uneasiness and dread fills the air. This will not end well for either of you.
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You feel a smooth, jazzy rhythm kick in... accompanied by the smell of tuna.
sphelonious donk: ｍｉｍｉｇａ ｄｅｅｚ ｎｕｔｓ
A lyrical madman encounters you. You look at what he's planning, while you're panickin' staring at mannequins.
Eminem: The whole crowd is going so loud, but your words won't come out!
You begin to feel as if you're on a trial for your own life.
Monokuma: Geez, for a guy named Quote you sure are quiet. Well, it's better than dealing with an annoying talking robot! Puhuhuhu!
Adam: A hot wife, money, talent... I'm everything you'll never have.
Johnny: I'm gonna be real with ya, friend. The tats aren't gonna get you any action.
Adam: You're not even worth the change I spent on a payphone.
Mr. Krabs: I'll never forgive ye for stealin' the spotlight from Squidward's band!
Adam: May I give a Plastic Rose for my Plastic Love?
Adam: For the last time, I didn't sing that song! When will people get the memo?
Robotnik: Well well well, if this isn't the marooned-face troublemaker!
These quotes make sense when reading Robotnik's first.
Adam: Pharrell, it's been a while! Too bad I'm going to have to eliminate you.
Pharrell: No need to rush things, Adam; I am The Voice, and I got a crew!
Adam: Your bones are going to rest with me - in a pile!
Papyrus: OF COURSE I CAN ADD SUGAR TO MY SPAGHETTI! WANT TO HAVE A BITE?
Adam: Your sign is useless, because I Can't Stop!
Jack Black: I've met Adam Devine before but...Adam Levine? It's like I'm having déjà-vu right now...
Adam: I don't wanna know where you plan on sticking that pill.
Dr. Piccolo: You may want to lay off the sugar, it increases risk of obesity, diabetes, and heart disease.
Adam: You fairy tales are all the same: full of shit.
Jack Frost: Go ahead and bel-hee-ve what you want to believe, since your ass be acting like The Fool, ho!
Adam: Don't leave me hanging. C'mon, give me some sugar!
HOBaRT: A D D I N G S U G A R
Adam: You better not make me do the Y.M.C.A. or I'll have to sue.
Don-chan: I would LOVE to see you move like Jagger! Cmon, let's have a dance-off, right here, dodon ga-don!
Adam: I already fucked one Nico over, so taking you on should be a piece of cake!
Nico Nico: スタイリッシュいちまんじゃくwwww
Adam: This guy has some pipes! I better turn my chair around a- ...what the fuck?!?!
Donkey Kong: Wow! You're one of those rock star dudes! Y'know...I know someone who'd love to be a star like you!
Adam: What's going on? It feels harder to breathe all of a sudden...
MissingNo.: GPS signal not found.
Adam: You know what else is repetitive? The Lick.
Shades: Not planning on losing to someone who's entire catalogue is more repetitive than the A section to One Note Samba.
These quotes make sense when reading Shades' first.
Adam: Unlike you, everyone knows the name of MY band.
Eminem: And motherfuckers say I'm mainstream...
Adam: You may be a lawyer, but I'm the only judge around here.
Monokuma: You phony humans won't ever come CLOSE to being like animals! GRAAAAR!
Johnny: Hey, Eugene! You think Nick has room in its lineup for some Cartoon Cartoon Fridays?
Mr. Krabs: Get yer Cartoon Network propaganda outta here, Bravo! No free advertisin'!
Johnny: Howdy, pretty lady. How about you and me get together and make some future funk?
Mariya: I'm flattered, Mr. Presley, but I'm already taken by a funkier man.
Johnny: So you're some kind of "genius" huh? Happen to know anyone really annoying, named Carl?
Robotnik: Why would any genius be annoying? I mean, just look at me!
Johnny: Hey Chrome-domes, tell your hat-wearing friend he can't match the size of my luxurious hair!
Guy-Manuel: Un blond qui aime les femmes et s'appelle Johnny ?
Thomas: ...Oui, Guy-Man, j'ai remarqué. Sacrée coïncidence, quand même.
Johnny: If I were you, I'd work on that tan. You're as pale as bone!
Papyrus: IF YOU WANT DATING ADVICE, I SNATCHED A OFFICIAL DATING RULEBOOK FROM THE LIBRARBY!
Johnny: Uh... 1...2...man, counting how many sides this thing has is harder than I thought...
Jack Black: You think you're a lady killer? Oh, please! I do kung-fu, guitar, YouTube, and...what do you got? One crazy hairdo, bro.
Johnny: Somebody call the doctor, cuz I'm all cut up!
Dr. Piccolo: A Super Saiyan?! That hair! This oughta be a interesting match!
Johnny: Listen buddy, I was saying "Hee Ho!" before you were in diapers... HE-HAH-HO!
Jack Frost: If you're such hot shit, then crush this rock with your bare hands!
Johnny: Hey Pops, I think your chili maker is on the fritz again.
HOBaRT: B A K I N G P A N C A K E S
Johnny: I don't think Jacky-boy's lookin' to mingle after what happened to Ashi, but I'd be happy to dance with ya, lassy.
Hakuko: Ah! You are the one acquainted with the Wandering Samurai, yes?
These quotes make sense when reading Hakuko's first.
Johnny: Let's see who's the REAL boss of this gym!
Nico Nico: イケメーン？www
Johnny: Do the monkey with me! C'mon!
Donkey Kong: Your style reminds me of a certain Kong. You should meet him; he'd love you!
Johnny: I'm sickened, but curious...
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Johnny: Hey, hey! Looks like the 3 Dog Band just met their competition!
Tom: All that time spent building a muscle, and you can't even carry a tune.
Johnny: So you say your Salsa makes pretty girls wanna take off their underpants?...Weird, but anything for pretty mamas!
Eminem: The crowd's all here, time to wash out THIS blonde.
Johnny: Say, by any chance, is your mastermind a hot babe?
Monokuma: I don't have a mastermind, I'm a BEAR!!! *[sweats sensually]* But... you can talk to me anytime you like...!!!
Mr. Krabs: Are you one of them newfangled pop stars that me Pearl's always listenin' to?
Mariya: You might be thinking of Japanese pop from today's era.
Mr. Krabs: Yer gonna get MOAR than a simple bruisin', bucko!
Robotnik: Get your ugly mug out of my money, you overscrupulous crustacean!
Mr. Krabs: EVERYONE, RUN FOR YER LIVES! ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TOURNAMENT!
Thomas: KRABBY. PATTY. KRABBY. PATTY.
Guy-Manuel: Mais tu chantes quoi, là?"
Mr. Krabs: Crawl back into yer hole, bony boy. Go on, play dead.
Papyrus: THE STRONG SMELL OF GREASE. . . REMINDS ME OF GRILLBY'S. YEUGH!
Mr. Krabs: So I hear ye know a lot about music? I think you should let Squidward take some notes from ya, lad.
Elmo: Wow! You have so much money, Mr. Krabs! Elmo thinks you should let the Count count it all sometime!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles. I hate the pill...
Dr. Piccolo: Do you realize how many people you are giving heart attacks a day from your damn Krabby Patties?
Mr. Krabs: Oh no, it be the monster that ate Wormy!
Mothman: Me hear you say something about Tartarus Sauce.... Me want to try. ME TAKE!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, a gift! Surely this thing-a-ma-bobber is worth somethin'.
HOBaRT: A N A L Y Z I N G F O R M U L A
Mr. Krabs: Do you two know the one that goes "don dondon don don dondon ka-don"?
Don-chan: No, Mr. Crab guy, you're thinking of "don, kat, don don kat, don dondonkat don kat don dondonkat!"
Mr. Krabs: I can't believe that no-good Plankton is sendin' his wife to do his dirty work. Well, ya ain't getting me formuler!
Nico Nico: ハッキョーセット！ SUPONGE BOB DAYO!!!
Mr. Krabs: Nice try, Patrick. But ya ain't scarin' me again with that stinkin' gorilla suit o' yers!
Donkey Kong: You can keep your money! As long as you keep your claws offa my bananas, this'll be quick and painless!
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Davy Jones' locker is that thing!?
Mr. Krabs: Argh, and I take it you're part o' Squidward's interpretive dance routine? Curtain opens at 5, so don't be late!
sphelonious donk: ｇｒｅｅｄ ｗｉｌｌ ｄｅｓｔｒｏｙ ｙｏｕ
Mr. Krabs: You want an M&M?
Eminem: You think it's impressive to rub your fuckin' ass with a dollar bill? I rub mine with $6 mill.
Mr. Krabs: AAAAAHHHH!!! A lawyer!!!
Monokuma: Hey you, walk to the side just like crabs do, and let me through!
Mariya: I'm not so sure if I could consider this "ワイティーピー" of yours to be less wretched than my music.
Robotnik: Who's playing that wretched music? Turn that insipid song off!
Mariya: Such a digital sound, almost like funk... but from the future!
Guy-Manuel: (Dis, Thomas, c'est moi où elle ressemble beaucoup à Stella ?)
Mariya: 媒る戦骨? 気味悪い・・・ 未来ではあれが普通なのかしら?
Papyrus: WOWIE! AFTER THIS FIGHT I SIMPLY MUST INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND ALPHYS!
Mariya: Such cool music, Mr. Jablinski! I think I'd prefer a lesson about rock instead of octagons!
Jack Black: Maybe once I defeat you, baby, your little song can finally peace out of the recommendations of my videos!
Mariya: E- eh, no thank you, it's just a metaphor!
Dr. Piccolo: Plastic isn't exactly good for the immune system, if your "love" really is plastic I may need to do an x-ray.
These quotes make sense when reading Dr. Piccolo's first.
Mariya: Sorry, Winter Lovers, but my music is much more colorful than my looks!
Jack Frost: A lady in black and white? How d-hee-pressing, ho!
Mothman: We not lose, with our colors flying high.
HOBaRT: C O V E R I N G F O O D I N P L A S T I C W R A P
Hakuko: I see you are a girl of love! We have a lab just for that! You should go there and shake up a good beat!
Nico Nico: おめーの席ねぇから !
Mariya: I'd love to collaborate with you, this Donkey Konga you mention sounds like fun!
Donkey Kong: Hey there, Miss! If Donkey Konga ever makes a comeback, do ya mind contributing songs to the soundtrack?
These quotes make sense when reading Donkey Kong's first.
Mariya: 「けつばん」?どういう意味かしら? 任天堂に電話したほうがいいかしら・・・。
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Tom: You took more choruses at the end of Plastic Love than a freshman at Wally's.
Mariya: Your music is powerful, but your demeanor is... vulgar to say the least...
Eminem: You sing song, it go ring a chong a ching chong chong chong ching... Psych! I kid I kid! If I offend I'm sorry, please forgive!
Mariya: You two don't seem to be getting along very well. How about some music to lighten the mood?
Monokuma: Pale, shy, and nice? You'd be perfect for a killing game!
Phoenix: (I wonder if she'd get along with Lamiroir.)
Robotnik: You claim to be genuine robots? Your fighting skills are as ridiculous as your pretend legend of the Pingas!
Thomas: Robots aren't made for fighting, but for singing!
Robotnik: YOU BROUGHT ME A ROCK? AND IT'S NOT EVEN YOURS?!
Papyrus: YOU HAVE TROUBLE CAPTURING A HEDGEHOG USING ROBOTS? I CAPTURE USING PUZZLES! MAYBE WE CAN TEAM UP!
Robotnik: So, tell me more about that Wazgul person and how gay he is.
Jack Black: I'm sorry, but... who?
Elmo: Elmo thinks that word means happy, Mr. Jack!
Robotnik: No, he is right! And if you want proof, ask your crazy-hairdo friend's scouter!
Dr. Piccolo: There's only room for one doctor in this tournament! (And that's him) SHUT UP NAIL!
These quotes make sense when reading Dr. Piccolo's first.
Robotnik: A blue mascot and his flying companion... I'm having horrible sensations of déjà-vu!
Mothman: A doctor... Oh! Me give you Life Stone x1 for the win. Make deal.
Robotnik: Perhaps I can use this machine to mix up a mean bean salad...
HOBaRT: S T I R R I N G A S U S U A L
Robotnik: Those are the lamest ways to make bots I have heard! I'll show REAL machinery to your blasted microphone and your dumbbell drum!
Hakuko: Ooo, a robot maker! How do you make them? Do you screw their heads or fill them with strawberry juice?
These quotes make sense when reading Hakuko's first.
Robotnik: CUT THE MONITORS! CUT THE MONITORS!
Nico Nico: ゆでたまご wwwwwwwwww
Robotnik: Your banana brain will not help you win this fight, ape monster!
Donkey Kong: Believe me, you're not the first obese lowlife that I've ever had to make an example out of!
Robotnik: For your sake, you better be a wrong number!
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Robotnik: Time for me to prepare the kitty litter!
Shades: Show me the bass skills of Charles Pingas.
Robotnik: A provocative type, huh? Well, you're not fascinating. You only have one great thing!
Eminem: I'm only being real when I say nobody wants to see their grandfather fight.
Robotnik: OBJECTION? WHAT FOR?
Phoenix: Objection! "Pingas" is not the correct technical term for the... erm... never mind...
These quotes make sense when reading Phoenix's first.
Thomas: Houlà, jamais je n'aurais imaginé que se clip serait revenu se venger...
Papyrus: UNDYNE TAKES HER HELMET OFF OFTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO THE SAME? DON'T BE SHY!
Thomas: Hey, this guy is a genuine rocker and he has fun doing it! C'mon, Black, Release The Beast!
Jack Black: We both have the power Within, baby! Let's see who can come up on top! Probably, me, as usual.
Thomas: You can always ask the Crescendolls if you need people experienced in space travel!
Dr. Piccolo: What are you, astronauts? I'm a doctor, not an astronomer for crying out loud!
Pharrell: Alright, butterfly, let's see how pimped you are!
Mothman: Very strange Demonica suits.... Or... Are they secretly machines?
Guy-Manuel: À table !
HOBaRT: B A K I N G A T A H A R D E R , B E T T E R , F A S T E R , S T R O N G E R R A T E
Pharrell: Keeping the beat requires too much sweat, sweat, sweat! It's better to lose yourself to dance!
Hakuko: These must be rejects from the screwbot factory, their heads look like they could come off!
Thomas: This television may rule a nation, but it won't rule over us!
Nico Nico: BODY SENSOR. EMURATED. EMURATED. EMURATED.
Thomas: From the age of apes, to the age of men... to the age of robots!
Donkey Kong: Well well well, if it isn't the Metal Head and his little buddy!
Thomas: We may be robots, but we're not afraid of glitches!
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Thomas: You guys should put some digital waves in your tunes.
Tom: Your music is so fucking bland, a Post-Modern Jukebox cover is inevitable.
Pharrell: Yo, Em! I still got that record, wanna finish the track?
Eminem: Sound of the summer? Clearly you haven't heard my new single, called "My Salsa"!
Pharrell: Like the legend of the Penis...
Thomas: ...You mean Phoenix?
Guy-Manuel: (N'oubliez pas Phoenix... ou Phoenix...)
Phoenix: (I'm glad Apollo isn't the one in charge here... how can his Bracelet work when the witnesses have robotic masks?)
Papyrus: HEY, AREN'T YOU THAT 'DRAGON WARRIOR'? I'M A BIT OF A WARRIOR MYSELF, YOU KNOW!
Elmo: Hahahaha! You remind Elmo of Mr. Noodle! You and Mr. Noodle are just so silly!
Papyrus: GOLLY, I'D LOVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR PEOPLE!! I AM THE AMBASSADOR, AFTER ALL!
Dr. Piccolo: You know, you could be a good example of the skeletal system in my doctor's office!
Papyrus: HEY! WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO BE FROM SNOWDIN? I HAVE SEEN MANY SNOWMEN THERE!
Jack Frost: You call yourself "The Great Papyrus"? Oh please! Hee-ho! You are nothing against Jack Frost the Magnificent!
Papyrus: WOWIE, A SPAGHETTI MACHINE, JUST WHAT I NEEDED!
HOBaRT: B O N E B R O T H I N G R E D I E N T S D E T E C T E D
Papyrus: RHYTHM GAMES ARE TOO DIFFICULT! I CAN NEVER TAP THE BUTTON FAST ENOUGH!
Don-chan: Say...those bones could be some good drum sticks! Give me a beat, da-d- wait, not on me!
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