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0:33
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Metal Ajit Pai: Look at how ant-sized you are, I could crush you faster than I crushed Net Neutrality.
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Geno: No matter the size, the power of stars can defeat anything. Including you.
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0:36
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Metal Ajit Pai: I wonder what internet laws you have over there at Inkopolis...
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Marina: Holy CARP, this thing's larger than the NILS Statue!
Pearl: Get the Hyperbombs ready, Marina!
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0:41
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Metal Ajit Pai: I've already made the net a lot slower, maybe I can follow Europe's footsteps and remove fair use too!
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Weird Al: How am I supposed to find anything on eBay if my internet is too slow to access it?
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0:45
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Metal Ajit Pai: Escuchen: Métanse conmigo y les mostraré el vardadero terror, con los terroristas.
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Pitbull: ¿Para qué te escondes en esa carcasa? Baja y pelea como un hombre.
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0:49
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Metal Ajit Pai: I don't even feel the need to tamper your online service, you already did the work for me.
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Reggie: Hello everyone, I have one final announcement: as of today, I am removing mechs from Daemon X Machina.
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0:53
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Metal Ajit Pai: I made a protocol for the FCC just in case of an alien invasion. Capture them, and have them work for us.
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Agent J: Our connection with aliens has been a little slow as of late...would that happen to be your doing?
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0:57
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Metal Ajit Pai: Mess with me and I can truly make your life a bullet hell.
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ZUN: Hisoutensoku?
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1:02
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Metal Ajit Pai: H-Hey big guy! Or should I say small guy! I'm back and better than ever to restore internet freedom! Prepare to be blown into Reese's Pieces!
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Thanos: I'd say I'm impressed you managed to cling to life after our last encounter, but beneath that metal body you're still the same weak-minded, materialistic pest.
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1:06
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Metal Ajit Pai: Might you two unsavory gentlemen be interested in a deal to help take down unofficial microgames from the internet?
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Waluigi: Step aside, wastebasket! We've got an online enterprise to run!
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1:10
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Metal Ajit Pai: Perhaps you'd be interested in an exclusive package from N.M.E. for only $60 a month?
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Dedede: Let's see how long it takes to hammer your mess of metal into a pile of rubble!
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1:14
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Metal Ajit Pai: D-D-DO THE SOLID SNAKE! Get it? Because you're... Come on, work with me here!
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Snake: Metal.....AJIT!?
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1:18
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Metal Ajit Pai: If you surrender now, I might be generous enough to let you stream on Spotify.
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DJ Professor K: No laws can keep Jet Set Radio off the airwaves!
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1:22
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Metal Ajit Pai: It's incredible how you even get connection down in that cave. Mind if I change that?
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The sound of metal scraping and whirring overpowers you.
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1:27
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Metal Ajit Pai: Oh hey, still using a Payphone?
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Adam: You may be able to do the Harlem Shake, but can you Move Like Jagger?
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1:31
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Metal Ajit Pai: You can look at all the hot babes you want online for only $20 a month!
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Johnny: But without the internet where will I go to look up hot babes!?
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These quotes make sense when reading Johnny's first.
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1:35
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Metal Ajit Pai: Local restaurants in these times are doomed to die. Join me, and I can make the Krusty Krab a franchise to be feared!
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Mr. Krabs: What the scallop are you supposed to be? One of Plankton's new contraptions?
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1:39
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Metal Ajit Pai: Merely taking over YouTube's algorithms is a fool's errand.
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Mariya: The renewed online interest towards my music has been wonderful. I'm happy to have worldwide fans on YouTube!
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1:43
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Metal Ajit Pai: It's laughable to think that all your machines are destroyed by a hedgehog.
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Robotnik: I can assure you that my giant robot is better than yours, metal moron!
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1:48
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Metal Ajit Pai: Bonjour, you two! And...you. Hey, what do you say us metal heads do France a favor and restore their internet freedom?
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Thomas: Time to crush that steam machine.
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1:52
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Metal Ajit Pai: As a conflicted mech, I was on the fence about having a different name, but when you put it in all caps... You've persuaded me.
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Papyrus: OH MY GOODNESS! METTATON! WHAT DID ALPHYS DO TO YOU?! YOU'RE SO HUGE!
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These quotes make more sense when reading Papyrus' first.
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1:56
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Metal Ajit Pai: I just finished making you a personalized package! Now your fans need to subscribe for just $8 a week!
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Jack Black: JEEZ LOUISE! You're like 10x bigger than that demon I fought! Doesn't mean I won't defeat you like I defeated him, though!
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2:00
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Metal Ajit Pai: Hey doc, interested in investing into a medical package? You can hand out your daily doses for a much bigger and better price!
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Dr. Piccolo: Call me the can opener, because I'm about to bust open your metal ass.
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2:04
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Metal Ajit Pai: If you're looking for a heart to steal, you won't find one here. Had to get rid of it once I got the upgrade.
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Jack Frost: You've got a deep voice for someone with no balls! Hee-ho!
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2:08
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Metal Ajit Pai: Looks like it's time time to expand my online influence to Australia!
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HOBaRT: M E T A L C L A N K I N G
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2:13
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Metal Ajit Pai: Don't worry little guy! If it's a pound you want, I can drive you straight into the ground!
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Don-chan: I see you're into more... slow jams! Literally, da-don!
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2:17
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Metal Ajit Pai: Slow speeds, low quality, and limited uploads until you get a Premium account? ...I think we could get along.
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Nico Nico: HI. I AM ELECTRIC BODYBUILDER FROM RUSSIA
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2:21
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Metal Ajit Pai: Monkeying around isn't gonna stop me from winning, I thought we learned that last time...
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Donkey Kong: I've been a robot before, and had twice as much grace as you! Bring it, ya burly bucket of bolts!
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2:25
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Metal Ajit Pai: Is this thing my doing? Was the internet a little...too slow?
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MissingNo.: No Internet connection available. Please to the Internet.
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2:29
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Metal Ajit Pai: I may allow cute photos of animals on the internet...but I feel a little cruel today.
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sphelonious donk: give fidget spinner
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2:33
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Metal Ajit Pai: Now that I'm the FCC's president, it's time to finish what the last one couldn't and shut you down... permanently!
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Eminem: President of the FCC, huh? This looks like a job for me.
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2:37
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Metal Ajit Pai: The courts couldn't even stop my legislation, so how do you think you two can stop me?
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Monokuma: Why does he get to have an Exisal?! I couldn't even bring my kids!
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2:42
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Geno: My arm cannon is no plaything, anemone.
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Paruko: Don't piss me off, dolly. I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough EXP.
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2:46
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Geno: If you have the time, could you explain this "Stand-In" energy to me?
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Weird Al: Where did you come from? The clearance aisle at the Hardware Store?
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2:50
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Geno: I always appreciate visitors from beyond the stars!
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Marcianito: ayy lmao, eres del mismo tamaño que yo, ¡que el mejor enano gane, amigo!
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2:54
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Geno: I know how you're used to brawline with me, but there's a difference between me and that ninja...
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Reggie: I can assure you, I got Bill to go over to Square Enix Japan and cancel any plans of a Super Mario RPG remake.
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2:58
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Geno: Why are you staring at me? You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you?
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Agent J: Not the first time I've seen an alien possess something.
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3:03
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Geno: Your bullets are no match for my Geno Beam!
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ZUN: No matter how many times you try to shoot your beam, you will never hit me.
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3:07
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Geno: I have no idea what entity you work for, but it must be as evil as the Smithy Gang!
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Thanos: You are merely a simulcrum, a mockery of true life. Your arm cannon cannot hold a candle to my power.
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3:11
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Geno: I didn't get the chance to ask the last time we faced, but do you two happen to be related to someone named Booster?
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Wario: Hey, didn't we sell you off for a handful of coins?...I guess a few more won't hurt! Wahahaha!
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3:15
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Geno: That hammer......... No, it can't be. The Smithy Gang is gone!
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Dedede: Your gun arm ain't nothin' against my new hammer, puppet boy!
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3:19
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Geno: I used to want to hide in the shadows as well. Do whatever it takes to fulfill your duty, but I recommend the company of friends!
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Snake: Mei Ling, do you know anything on possessed toys?
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3:23
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Geno: I've already shot for the stars. It's time to prove that you're destined to do the same.
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DJ Professor K: A visitor from the far beyond came all the way here just to hear my far out tunes!
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Geno's quote to DJ Professor K is the same as to Adam Levine. This is because of an error in the video. Geno's actual quote is:
"I sense your funky beats even from the stars!"
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3:27
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Geno: Ah, perhaps you are a fellow star warrior?
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You see a puppet giving off magical energy.
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3:31
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Geno: I've already shot for the stars. It's time to prove that you're destined to do the same.
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Adam: You say you're a star, but you'll never be as big a star as I am!
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Geno's quote to Adam Levine is the same as to DJ Professor K.
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3:36
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Geno: My arm cannon is the only type of gun I'll need to win this match!
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Johnny: Your weapons are outnumbered, little fella, Johnny's got two guns of his own, and they're fully loaded!
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3:40
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Geno: Your greed is unmatched, crustacean. So is my arm cannon.
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Mr. Krabs: Hey, what if I made ye the star of the Krusty Krab's very own puppet show? Kids will come in and bring in their parents' money!
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3:44
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Geno: I'm not plastic, nor am I a toy!
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Mariya: あぁ、可愛いプラスティックのおもちゃ!
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These quotes make more sense when reading Mariya's first.
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3:48
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Geno: I'm not sure what outrageous schemes you have planned but I will not allow you to enact them!
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Robotnik: A small sentient doll? This gives me an idea involving Tails...
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3:53
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Geno: I don't need to stay up all night to get "lucky!"
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Thomas: You're not the first doll we dealt with! Let's rock and roll!
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3:57
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Geno: You're a member of the Royal Guard? A curious pick for someone who must protect the princess.
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Papyrus: WOWIE!! YOU'RE LIKE A GIANT ACTION FIGURE!
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4:01
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Geno: I'm sorry, but you can't stop me from saving the road I was sworn to protect.
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Elmo: Hi there, new friend! You look just like Elmo's other friends! Want Elmo to tell you how to get to Sesame Street?
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These quotes make more sense when reading Elmo's first.
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4:05
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Geno: Mind if I ask you something? Do you happen to be a Yoshi?
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Dr. Piccolo: Yes, Geno, I'm a green fucking dinosaur...
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4:09
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Geno: ...Are you the opposite of a star warrior?
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Jack Frost: Hee-ho! Finally! I get to pick on someone my own size!
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4:13
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Geno: Hm? This strange device seems to be moving... perhaps I have found a fellow ally from the stars?
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HOBaRT: W H H H H H H H I I I I R R R R R R R R R L
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4:18
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Geno: Unfortunately for you, I'm used to playing to the rhythm! Maybe Mallow would have more fun with this...
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Don-chan: G-Great Soul? Did you also bring this doll to life?
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4:22
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Geno: Be careful! Or you might find yourself stuck in my maze!
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Nico Nico: VIP先生 wwwwwwwww
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4:26
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Geno: Have we met before, or am I confusing you with someone else?
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Donkey Kong: What the-?! How did you get out of Cranky's trash can?!
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4:30
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Geno: Something's wrong... You are not of this world... or this reality.
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MissingNo.: Go, World!
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4:34
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Geno: These sounds... They are overpowering me...! I...will... resist!
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Shades: We're gonna fly you to the moon, but we're not gonna let you play among the stars...
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4:38
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Geno: I didn't expect there to be someone else with a cursed name around here.
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Eminem: Really complaining about my language, bitch? I didn't expect that from someone with the name of ♡♪!?
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4:43
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Geno: I am the legendary star warrior ♡♪!?, not just some puppet!
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Monokuma: A talking puppet? I've never seen one of those before!
Phoenix: (I've seen them talk, but sentience is new.)
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These quotes make more sense when reading Monokuma's, then Geno's, then Phoenix's.
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4:47
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Marina: ...Who's who, though?
Pearl: I'm definitely not Young, I'm older than both of you!
Paruko: Dibs on Dumb.
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Weird Al: Look, everyone! It's Young, Dumb, and Ugly!
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These quotes make more sense when reading Weird Al's first.
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4:51
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Marina: Wow, what a gentleman! Maybe we just might think twice about not going easy on you guys!
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Pitbull: It's such a pleasure to be competing with a group of strong women. Women made me the man I am today.
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These quotes make more sense when reading Pitbull's first.
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4:55
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Paruko: Gee, if only Nintendo had someone whose job it is to translate it...
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Bill: Your last name was pretty inaccurate to the Japanese translation. I'm honestly wondering how you screwed that up in the first place.
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These quotes make more sense when reading Bill's first.
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4:59
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Pearl: That Neuralyzer won't work on us. Being blinded by paparazzi cameras has its perks!
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Agent J: You three claim to be from a post-apocalyptic Earth. How do we know you're not aliens from another dimension?
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5:03
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Marina: For the last time, we're not youkai!
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ZUN: Tell me you three don't have a dead sister too...
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5:08
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Marina: Say, those stones would look so fresh in your crown, Pearlie!
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Thanos: The apocalypse that led to your species' uprising was inevitable. And so am I.
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5:12
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Marina: Hope you two didn't invest poorly! You can't afford to lose to us TWICE!
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Wario: We bet money on you guys last time and you STILL didn't win! You're gonna pay for ruining our plans!
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5:16
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Paruko: HA! You think that hammer scares me? Just wait until you see my Ultra Stamp!
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Dedede: If y'all were my subjects, your shrill, gibberish singing would be grounds for execution!
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5:20
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Pearl: Look who came slithering back for another loss!
Paruko: We've got Point Sensors, so there's no use hiding!
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Snake: Nrrghh... Otacon, they're back... and louder than ever.
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5:24
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Pearl: Professor, what is the Future?
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DJ Professor K: Yo yo yo, squiddo! Sit back and know... THE FUTURE IS... JET SET RADIOOO!!!
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5:28
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Paruko: Woah... that's one decked out Splattershot you got there!
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You feel the beat of a certain heavenly melody thumping in your chest.
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5:33
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Pearl: If you need a girl to spice things up, you've come to the right place!
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Adam: Girls like you couldn't take guys like me.
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5:37
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Pearl: ...
Marina: ...
Paruko: ...
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Johnny: Whoa-ho-hooo! Excuse me fishy mamas, but I forgot my swimsuit. Mind if I skinnydip? You're free to join in... HOO! HAH!
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These quotes make more sense when reading Johnny's first.
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5:41
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Paruko: Shikaku, is that you? You're looking... older... and sweatier...
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Mr. Krabs: I ain't seen you ladies around Bikini Bottom before! Are ye tourists? PAYING tourists?
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5:45
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Paruko: Chiptune can take on future funk any day of the week.
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Mariya: Your music has very high energy... I guess future funk would make for a nice match!
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These quotes make more sense when reading Mariya's first.
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5:49
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Pearl: Get the egg basket ready, Mr. Grizz!
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Robotnik: You there, your miserable majesty! Unhand those gems from your crown or I'll blast you to smithereens!
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5:53
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Marina: That headgear looks familair... What Main Abilities do those funk helmets come with?
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Pharrell: You'd better get up off of your wave, girls!
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5:58
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Paruko: If you're itching for a mouthful of neurotoxins, then by all means, dig right in.
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Papyrus: WOWIE!! A GIRL WITH SPAGHETTI HAIR?! IT'S LIKE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!
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These quotes make more sense when reading Papyrus's first.
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6:02
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Marina: So you're a music teacher, huh? Just how fresh are your beats?
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Jack Black: Hey Elmo, look! That lady over there has one, two, three... EIGHT awesome tentacles!
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6:06
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Pearl: Hope you're ready for a severe case of tinnitus!
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Dr. Piccolo: So we have the 6/10 pretty one, the weird one with the freaky power, and the big tough stupid one.
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6:10
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Paruko: Aw yeah! Jack Bros. is one of my all-time faves! Hee-ho!
Marina: I'll never understand how you manage to play it on a Game Boy...
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Jack Frost: Hee-llo! Friends! What are you playing on that Game Boy there, ho? Looks familiar.
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6:14
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Marina: Haha, very funny. We're not falling for your kitchen appliance tricks again, Tartar!
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HOBaRT: W O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O M
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6:18
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Paruko: Aw shrimp, I left my 3DS back home... I'm only missing one more Perfect!
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Hakuko: A trio of singing Octo-Pops? Incredible! Show me what you've got!
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6:23
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Pearl: You know, our live concerts are huge hits on your platform! You should thank us for all the free traffic!
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Nico Nico: Oh ho ho ho gangin' up!
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6:27
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Pearl: That Crystal Coconut's gonna make a real nice ornament for my crown!
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Donkey Kong: Hey! You mind if you give me an autograph for little ol' Candy? She loves tomboy bands!
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6:31
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Pearl: What in cod's name is that?!
Marina: Could this be another one of Tartar's experiments...?
Paruko: W-What was in that seaweed...?
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MissingNo.: [THE CONNECTION IS UNSTABLE.]
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6:35
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Paruko: Judd?! I never took you for an Ink Theory enthusiast!
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sphelonious donk: meow! (meow)
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6:39
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Marina: Ooh, Pearlieee! You gonna show this fool how it's done?
Pearl: Heh, let the Rap Goddess of Inkopolis take the lead!
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Eminem: Sorry, I don't have my head straight. I'm just tryna figure out which one o' you Spice Girls I'ma marinate.
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6:43
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Marina: Mr. Wright! As an attorney, I take it you'll be willing to support Team Order's cause?
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Monokuma: Fufufufu! You've already lost, delusional one! TEAM CHAOS FOREVER!
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6:47
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Weird Al: Your remixes are so bad, they may as well be parodies!
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Pitbull: Man, there's so much more to Latin music than just "La Bamba." Let us show you! Dale!
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6:51
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Weird Al: Forget Nintendo, I'd rather be playing Pac-Man!
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Bill: Oh great...just what I need. More Yo-kai. We're gonna get revenge on you for possessing us! Get ready Reggie!
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6:55
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Weird Al: Heard you guys have a great dental plan, but it can't be as good as the CIA's!
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Agent J: We were told that you had some... "conspiracy theories". Mind looking at this light?
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6:59
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Weird Al: I don't like anime.
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ZUN: Huh, I knew you were canon in JoJo, but you're a stand user too?
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7:04
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Weird Al: We all sure could use us a hero now. Hey M.J., where's Spider-Man?
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Thanos: How typical, yet petty of humans to rely on the work of others to gain worthless clout.
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7:08
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Weird Al: Woooah! Tell the little yellow guy he's gonna need his own zip-code if he doesn't put the fork down!
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Wario: Even with that so-called "stand" of yours, you're in for a Wario World of pain!
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7:12
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Weird Al: I'd tell you to take the chance of you winning again and eat it, but then again, you're so fat, you'd oblige!
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Dedede: Care for another round, boy? You ain't got the girth!
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7:16
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Weird Al: You've got a lot of swagger for someone so cloak and dagger.
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Snake: Colonel, it looks like some sort of spirit is possessing Weird Al...
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7:20
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Weird Al: My parodies are original and fresh! You just sample stuff straight from other media and throw it over a stale beat!
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DJ Professor K: Huh. I thought you'd be fat.
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7:25
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Weird Al: Do you happen to have a city of cavemen down in your cave? I really want to be a Flintstone.
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You start to get hungry. You strive to gain immense weight.
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7:29
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Weird Al: Can't help you with your call, man. We haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years.
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Adam: I think the Yogscast did a better job than you ever could.
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7:33
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Weird Al: Have we met before? Oh right, you're that Elvis impersonator!
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Johnny: Oh-ho-ho-nooo. Back off, pal. I ain't lettin' you get a step closer to me and my 'do!
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7:37
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Weird Al: Hmm, let me check today's horoscope for Cancer...
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Mr. Krabs: Heard yer pretty fat! Come on down to the Krusty Krab! We got tons of whole wheat patties!
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7:42
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Weird Al: I could have sworn we met each other at Jurashiku Park...
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Mariya: Wow! "Weird Al" Yankovic himself, such an honor! Is it too much to ask for a parody called "Sourest Music"?
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7:46
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Weird Al: Hey Eggman, I noticed your series is taking yet *another* page out of Mario's book - the new movie looks like a Chinese bootleg!
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Robotnik: I spent over a million mobiums on that trailer and all I got was that excuse of a parody of your song! This is all your fault!
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7:50
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Weird Al: If you're scared about control rays and psychotronic scanning, those helmets aren't nearly as effective as my aluminum foil!
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Pharrell: Your version of "Happy" was okay, though it could've used a few more Minions...
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7:54
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Weird Al: You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico? Or a-maybe spaghetti!
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Papyrus: SO, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST? ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY? WOULDN'T YOU PREFER SOMETHING MORE WARM, AND CUDDLY? . . . LIKE ME!
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7:59
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Weird Al: Hey, where is he? That Cookie Monster... his "Share It Maybe" is giving me competition!
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Jack Black: Hey, I remember you! No offense but you're still lookin' pretty tacky, my dude. But I guess you'd take that as a compliment.
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8:02
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Weird Al: Doctor, tell me what I need! Maybe a little cheese in my knee?
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Dr. Piccolo: You talk waaaaay too much about food to not have some kind of eating disorder...
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8:07
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Weird Al: Is it Christmas at Ground Zero already?
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Jack Frost: A Persona? Heeee-ho! Finally an exciting battle! Let's see who's stronger!
Mothman: Er? Er? …Is that not Mr. Thriller? Me thought you not like conflict...
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8:11
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Weird Al: Once I own you, I won't ever have to be trapped in a drive-thru again!
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HOBaRT: B E A T I N G I T
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8:15
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Weird Al: What makes you think you have the right to play those drums? You're gonna wake up Little Ricky!
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Hakuko: You appear to have a Sneaky Spirit behind you! Do you want to find out what we do to those?
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8:19
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Weird Al: Well, that's something we don't have on UHF...
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Nico Nico: ゥルルァッタッタッ!!ゥゥルルァァッタッタタ!!
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8:23
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Weird Al: Huh, I feel like I've seen you on a jungle cruise ride.
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Donkey Kong: H-hey ghost dude! Wait.. are you just a hologram?
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8:27
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Weird Al: Virus Alert! I better delete this guy immediately before someone gets hurt.
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MissingNo.: Stinky Cheese
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8:32
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Weird Al: Sounds like you three need to go on a Grapefruit Diet.
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Tom: Hot take: your parodies are just shitty contrafacts.
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8:36
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Weird Al: Now before we fight, I just want you to answer me one simple question. What is the mathematical formula used to determine the area inside a pentadodecahedron?
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Eminem: Look man, I don't appreciate being treated like a joke, ya know what I'm sayin'?
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8:40
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Weird Al: So, you wanna take me to court, and you've got yourself a lawyer with a Three-Piece Suit?
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Phoenix: (How come HE can have a spirit by his side? I would much rather have Mia than a psychotic bear bossing me around...)
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8:44
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Popoy: ¿Que andes con tu jefe? Fuck this n-
Marcianito: no lo digas.
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Bill: Reggie, I can't really speak Spanish, sorry.
Reggie: Oh great! Bill, you're fired.
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These quotes make sense when reading Nintendo Power's first.
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8:48
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Popoy: ¡Ey, ey, ey! ¿Somos amigos, verdad?
Marcianito: hubo una gran oportunidad y la aprovechamos. sin resentimientos.
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Howard: [HOSTILE TRAITORS DETECTED AS TOP PRIORITY TARGETS. FIRE AT WILL.]
Agent J: *sigh* "Not all aliens know each other", they said.
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8:53
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Popoy: ¿Acaso está intentando empezar una banda de cumbia con solo una trompeta?...
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ZUN: Aliens? Don't you usually have a gang of crazy backup dancers?
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8:57
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Pitbull: Yo, it's you again! Don't Chip away my style, Dale!
Popoy: Oye Pitbull, se pronuncia como-- ...ya entendí.
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Thanos: I would pity the both of you for teaming up with a human buffoon, but I see you both are no better.
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9:01
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Pitbull: If you think money is going to make you happier, you are completely confused.
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Wario: Only I'm smart enough to leech off other people's work for my career! Out of my way!
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9:05
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Pitbull: I'll beat you in uno, dos oatmeal! Dale!
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Dedede: You'll be flying around worldwide once I clobbah you out of this here tournament!
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9:09
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Marcianito: tu que has estado desde la vieja escuela: te daremos un poco de oro sólido con un toque de dj snake.
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Snake: Spanish seems to be their primary language. Good thing I'm fluent. *ahem* "Hola... compadres."
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9:13
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Pitbull: Ay, friend! That cypher was hot, but can you keep up with my fiery onslaught?
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DJ Professor K: Let's have a battle as supersonic as the cypher, my sweet soul brother!
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9:18
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Popoy: Esa pendeja historia de cuevas no es nada al lado de los Cuentos de la Cripta.
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You are in shock, as your pelvis thirsts to thrust to the rhythm.
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9:22
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Popoy: De que- Te sacaré la chucha, mamaverga!
Pitbull: Oh come now you two, no need to be so negative! We're here to have a good time!
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Adam: People who think my music is boring, repetitive pop must've never heard what you've put out!
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These quotes make sense when reading Adam Levine's first.
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9:26
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Marcianito: si quieres las mujeres sexy, vas a tener que darle el 100%, no fake
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Johnny: You got the rhythms, and I got the looks. What say we team up and get some "mamasitas" to dance with us?
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9:30
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Popoy: ¿Que canción es la que estabas buscando?¿El Sonidito?
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Mr. Krabs: You boys related to King Neptune? Think I see the family resemblance! Arkarkarkarkarkark!
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9:34
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Popoy: ¡Ey, dame un poco de esa cosita japonesa!
Marcianito: popoy por favor.
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Mariya: 宇宙人はあの人と緒に踊ってるのかしら? あの音楽、うるさいわね・・・。
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9:38
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Popoy: Anda, huevon. ¿Crees que puedes ganar? No te pases.
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Robotnik: Was it you who made my precious rocket ship drift off into deep space?
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9:43
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Pitbull: Mr. Worldwide, Pharrell, Daft Punk! Let's get lucky.
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Guy-Manuel: Le voilà reparti sur son remix...
Thomas: Ça va, il dure moins de 40 secondes!
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9:47
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Popoy: Vaya, ¡parece que Cuentos no son lo único que saldrá de la Cripta hoy!
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Papyrus: WOWIE! EVEN HUMANS CAN BE DOGS!
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9:52
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Pitbull: You sure like those 8 sides, huh? Well this year gon' be called Calle Ocho.
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Elmo: Kermit! Elmo's so happy to see you! You look a bit...different today!
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9:55
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Pitbull: Ven aquí rápido, ven aquí rápido: es un llamado de emergencia baby...
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Dr. Piccolo: (Hey Piccolo, we should use Taco Tuesday on these guys!)
Fuck you Nail! Are we still deciding the damn name?
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10:00
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Pitbull: You better get somewhere cold, little snowman, 'cause Global Warming is in full effect!
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Jack Frost: Hee-Hola! Am-hee-hos! You green weird-hos think you can dance? This is our moment to prove you wrong! Let's get groovy!
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10:03
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Pitbull: ¡Ríndete batidora, dale, ríndete batidora!
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HOBaRT: H A C I E N D O T A C O S
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10:07
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Popoy: Como lo mueve esa muchachita, pero yo tengo el ritmo que la debilita.
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Don-chan: Ooooh, are those conga drums I'm hearing? I'd like to see if they can keep the beat better than me, da-don!
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10:11
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Popoy: ¡Nico Nico... Ni conozco quién eres! No que a ustedes les gustaba el porno gay?
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Nico Nico: CHARGING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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10:16
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Popoy: ¡Aguanta! Yo puedo comunicarme con éste... chacarrón... macarrón... *ininteligible*
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Donkey Kong: Hey! Y-you're those interplanetary visitor dudes that Funky warned me about!
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10:20
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Marcianito: ¡nunca había visto algo como tú en todo el universo!
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MissingNo.: Y'''EÉÉÊ'eEOOOôO'ada'áāƚ_ëę ä s
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10:24
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Marcianito: ¡oye, popoy! súbele el mambo para que estas gatas prendan los motores.
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Shades: Mr. 305, meet Mr. 251.
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10:28
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Pitbull: With a fourth of the members on the scene, we'd rip your dull dozen like a pit-bulldozer.
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Eminem: My new single is about to put you weirdos outta business... the hottest latin tune of the summer, "My Salsa"!
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10:32
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Pitbull: Neither success nor failure is final... That's why we'll always move forward! Dale!
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Phoenix: Mr. Perez, can you tell me who this "Dale" is, please?
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10:36
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Bill: Looks like these two are more fans of the darker variation of Joy-Cons.
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Agent J: Ah, other agents!...Or are you imposers? Howard! Scan them!
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10:40
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Reggie: Fangames based off your own franchise have made it on the Switch years before yours. What's wrong with you?
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ZUN: One is planned to come and is preparing. Please watch warmly until it's ready.
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10:45
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Reggie: Looking at you again makes me feel just like a purple pikmin.
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Thanos: You will not be so lucky this time around, Fils-Aime.
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10:49
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Reggie: Now that I am no longer a president of Nintendo, maybe I could fire you like Bill and run your company!
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Waluigi: Just because you used to be our boss doesn't mean we're not gonna pulverize ya!
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10:53
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Bill: Challenge accepted! You look like you're about to burst yourself, you sure you can do this, my Tomodachi?
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Dedede: Hey, you got anymore of them donuts? Maybe me and your pal can have an eatin' contest!
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These quotes make sense when reading King Dedede's first.
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10:57
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Bill: Hey, you can understand Japanese as well? Here's a tip: 隠れるのをやめなさい、あなたは病者だ.
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Snake: Two can play that game: 俺のいないスマブラは 売上が下がる事はわかってい たさ。
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11:01
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Reggie: Sorry to say, but the future of Jet Set Radio on the Switch is looking pretty grim. Not my problem anymore, anyway.
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DJ Professor K: Ol' times are gone fast! What say we leave the past behind and look toward the future... with Jet Set Radio on Switch, perhaps?
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11:06
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Bill: This one is quiet...I suppose he only speaks with body language.
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You start to question your body's readiness, but you're up to the challenge.
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11:10
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Reggie: I have "Just A Feeling" that I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Adam: I'm never gonna leave my bed thanks to the portability of the Nintendo Switch! Just kidding, eat shit.
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11:14
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Reggie: Johnny, did you cry when you got that hair cut?
Bill: At least he doesn't smell like cheese, Reggie.
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Johnny: I don't have to worry about these punks, not with looks like mine.
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11:18
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Reggie: This is Reggie from Nintendo. I am pleased to announce that Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom is no longer coming to Switch.
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Mr. Krabs: MOTHER OF PEARL! These "console" thingamajiggers are printin' money! Ye wouldn't mind if I... borrowed some, would ye?
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11:22
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Reggie: I recently got a plastic ass as a farewell gift. Would it happen to be yours?
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Mariya: Can't say I've been an enough of a butt to be receiving presents like that from my fellow musicians.
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11:26
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Reggie: At least Bowser is able to capture a princess. You can't even capture a hedgehog!
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Robotnik: Oh my, I'm starting to get a little hungry. Did you buffoons bring some spaghetti or toast for dinner?
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11:31
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Reggie: I remember being so tired of hearing your song on Flipnote Hatena. We discontinued the service early just because of it.
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Pharrell: You guys should totally make Ubi do another Just Dance for the Wii.
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11:35
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Reggie: Hey, who turned off the lights?
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Papyrus: SANS!!! WHERE'S THE SWITCH!?
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11:39
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Reggie: Bill once grew a beard larger than you will ever have, in just the span of a few hours.
Bill: Hours? It was years man!
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Jack Black: Hey, yeah, you guys work at Nintendo, right? Can you please get my Elgato to work? I would very much appreciate it.
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11:43
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Reggie: Dr. Mario, Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Luigi, and now YOU? I'm starting to think we're making too many games about doctors...
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Dr. Piccolo: Red and blue isn't the right pill pattern, switch it up and try my green and purple!
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11:47
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Reggie: Aren't you that virtual boy?
Bill: You're correct! Jack Bros. was released on the Virtual Boy in 1995 to pretty good reviews! It's actually the first Megami Tensei game to be released outside of Ja-
Reggie: Shut up, Bill.
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Jack Frost: So you're returning to VR huh? You better re-hee-lease my game for it too then, ho!
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11:52
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Reggie: Bill! Look! Looks like you can finally make your own donuts! ...And not eat the ones I bought!
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HOBaRT: R U M B L E
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11:56
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Bill: Reggie, why don't you pull out those dance moves you brought to that meeting? Now would be a good time.
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Hakuko: Hey Reggie! I've got a lot of requests for you right now, ya know?
Don-chan: Like five new Taiko no Tatsujin games on switch?
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12:00
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Reggie: Konnichiwa, everyone from Japan. I am Reggie of Nintendo of America.
Bill: I now feel a lot more secure about my job after hearing you speak Japanese.
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Nico Nico: 俺は宗教なんかに興味ねーんだよ!
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12:04
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Reggie: I appreciate you being there for my goodbye photo, but I think it's about time I take Tropical Freeze off the shelves.
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Donkey Kong: I'm not YOUR Donkey Kong, old timers! I'm a changed ape!
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12:08
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Bill: I don't think I can translate this...thing... its whole shape is made out of gibberish!
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MissingNo.: Error:003
unauthorized device has been detected
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12:13
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Reggie: Today, I am proud to announce that we are planning on removing cats from Nintendogs + Cats!
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Shades: Your body is ready, but what about your soul?
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12:17
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Bill: Your language alone is the reason why your My Nintendo account was banned straight from the very start.
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Eminem: You guys made that Mario game? Put in D12 Salsa as a power-up, we can split the profits off my new single, "My Salsa".
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12:21
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Reggie: Oh hey! Congrats on getting the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on the Switch! Too bad that I'm about to remove it from the eShop.
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Monokuma: Greetings, gentlemen! Say, is there any room for little ol' me in that fighting game of yours?
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12:24
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Agent J: Undefined Fantastic Object? Mind if I have a play at that game?
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ZUN: Hey, an alien.
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12:29
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Agent J: Oh man, We're gonna need backup for this one.
Howard: [AGGRESSIVE EXTRATERRESTRIAL DETECTED. ASSEMBLING AVENGERS.]
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Thanos: You erase memories, while I erase lives.
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12:34
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Agent J: So, word's been going around that you have an alien working at WarioWare?
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Wario: I ain't handin Orbulon over to you clowns! He makes me some good money!"
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12:37
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Agent J: You still owe me that hug!
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Dedede: Escargoon, get this pest offa me!
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12:42
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Howard: [SPY SPOTTED, MUST OBLITERATE AT ONCE.]
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Snake: Colonel, I thought these guys were on my side? That man in the suit seems to be teaming up with a body-snatcher...
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12:46
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Agent J: Man, I'd like to know what alien planet your BARBER came from!
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DJ Professor K: Looks like my beats aren't the only things outta this world!
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12:50
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Agent J: I've dated a robot before, and not even she was as boring and silent as you.
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You've just witnessed an alien being neutralized. Those two men in suits attempt to wipe your mind.
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12:54
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Howard: [WILD ANIMAL SPOTTED. INITIATE MANDATORY NEUTERING.]
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Adam: Trying to jack our looks from the "Makes Me Wonder" video? That's cute.
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12:58
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Agent J: Saw that you have a pinheaded alien friend who wants to achieve universal peace. Mind telling us where he is?
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Johnny: Hey, ya think you could hook a brother up with some of those interstellar space babes?
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13:02
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Agent J: A little yellow sponge told us that you happened to be a "robot". We're gonna need you for some questioning.
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Mr. Krabs: Health inspectors!? Y-yer arrivin' a bit sooner than I expected, heh heh.
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13:06
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Agent J: So, you said you are a traveler of space and time? I may need to see you for a moment...
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Mariya: Oh no... I don't need the C. I. A!
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13:11
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Agent J: I'm guessing you haven't seen any Wisps around here?
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Robotnik: How many feet does it take to kick your derrieres? We might as well find out!
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13:15
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Howard: [ROBOTIC DUO ENCOUNTERED. INITIATE FUNKY DANCE SEQUENCE.]
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Pharrell: I knew it! Aliens exist! And there's no way you're erasing my memory about it!
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13:19
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Agent J: Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the space time continuum, and it seems to be originating from Mt. Ebott. That's your fault, isn't it?
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Papyrus: HALT, HUMANS! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NOT TOLERATE PUBLIC NUDITY!
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13:23
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Agent J: I hear there have been sightings of two aliens over at Sesame Street. They go "Yip yip yip yip!" or whatever. Have you two seen them?
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Jack Black: I don't think Elmo would be very fond of you taking away his Martian friends, so that's why I am going to stop you right here and now!
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13:27
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Agent J: Do you have a license to prescribe alien pharmaceuticals?
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Dr. Piccolo: Just looking at you makes me think Ridley Scott's gonna sue somebody.
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13:32
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Agent J: There you are! I knew those sightings from West Virginia weren't a hoax! You're coming with us!
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Mothman: Folks like you call me "unidentified". Me don't like that.
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13:36
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Agent J: If no one is making me a sandwich, then I'll just have to make one myself!
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HOBaRT: B A T T E R I N G S A N D W I C H B R E A D
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13:40
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Agent J: So, I've heard you witnessed multiple different forms of extraterrestrial life. If I kindly have your attention, could you look right here...
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Hakuko: Up for a superb game of Spaceball? Hit the ball with your heart!
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13:44
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Agent J: If I control Nico, I would want... Fortnite... and Marques Brownlee.
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Nico Nico: エイリアン ふたりはエイリアン, 高鳴る気持ちが抑えられない !
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13:48
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Howard: [DANCING SIMIAN DETECTED. PREPARING BANANA SLAMMA COUNTER-MEASURES.]
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Donkey Kong: I-I'm begging you dudes! Don't give me p-paralysis! Every Kong needs their s-s-sleep!
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13:52
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Howard: [REALITY-WARPING ENTITY SIGHTED. ERADICATE AT ALL COSTS.]
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MissingNo.: Memory erase initiated. Erasing memory...
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13:56
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Agent J: Have you guys seen Frank? Been looking for him everywhere.
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Tom: The only thing out of this world is Nai Palm's voice, so stay in your fucking lane, green freaks.
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14:00
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Agent J: You should watch your mouth, dawg... you know, I don't have to cuss in my raps to sell records!
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Eminem: Oh yeah? Well I do, so fuck you.
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14:05
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Agent J: I may not have a biiiig BUTT like my adversary Phoenix Wright, but what I do have... is the TRUURTRUURT
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Phoenix: Mr. Smith, your opening statement?
|
These quotes makes sense when reading Phoenix's first.
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14:08
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ZUN: A purple near-omnipotent villain? Do you have a shikigami too?
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Thanos: Do you really believe mere bullets can stop me? Pathetic.
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14:13
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ZUN: These two seem like a worst, most disastrous pair.
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Waluigi: You can put as many of those tennis balls on screen as you want, they will never stand a chance against my mighty racket!
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14:17
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ZUN: You may be a big eater, but I'd bet Yuyuko could take you on.
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Dedede: Don't you drink in front of me or I'll clobbah that there bottle down your throat!
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14:21
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ZUN: Just try sneaking around this danmaku.
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Snake: U.N. Owen... was her!?
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14:26
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ZUN: Pirate radio... reminds me of the doujin spirit.
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DJ Professor K: You won't be able to weave past the air waves of Jet Set Radio!
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14:30
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ZUN: Indie versus doujin, let's have at it!
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The sound of a thousand bullets can be heard from the distance.
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14:35
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ZUN: Maroon? I prefer scarlet.
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Adam: You may have created a million girls, but you sure as hell haven't had as many as I have.
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14:39
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ZUN: I hate to break it to you, but regardless of what some websites might say, everyone in Gensokyo is gay.
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Johnny: I'd say ditch the sake, half-pint. The ladies don't dig a drunk.
|
These quotes make sense when reading Johnny Bravo's first.
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14:43
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ZUN: A drunken sailor? I'm afraid I only qualify for half of that.
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Mr. Krabs: Wanna know what we do with a drunken sailor? Arkarkarkarkarkark!
|
These quotes make sense when reading Mr. Krabs' first.
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14:47
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ZUN: 「Plastic Love」? 「プラスチックマインド」なんてどうでしょう?
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Mariya: これが未来のYMOの進化系なのね!
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14:51
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ZUN: Is today the first? I wasn't expecting a visit from any doctors today.
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Robotnik: If you're asking for that demented klutz, you'll have to wait a few more days!
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14:55
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ZUN: Performers who rely on special headwear to show expression? Interesting...
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Guy-Manuel: T'as remarqué, Thomas ? Ce mec connait une fille à Bucarest!
Thomas: Oh, intéressant ! Moi, je connais surtout Riga, mais Bucarest pourrait être une bonne inspiration pour un morceau...
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14:59
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ZUN: Dodging bones instead of bullets? What a groundbreaking new technique!
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Papyrus: SAAANS!!!! I THINK SOMEONE TOOK YOUR TROMBONE!
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15:03
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ZUN: Human-youkai relations sure have improved...
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Jack Black: I've dodged many bullets before. I'm pretty sure you are gonna be a breeze, my dude.
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15:07
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ZUN: Doctor, about that "daily dose"... have you ever heard the saying, "Good medicine tastes bad"?
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Dr. Piccolo: So you've created over 100 girls who all have the powers of a super saiyan? Yeah, fuck this shit, I'm out.
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15:11
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ZUN: An ice fairy and a butterfly? Have I met you two before?
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Jack Frost: You know demon girls? Hee-ho! It's my lucky day! Let me join your party!
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15:15
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ZUN: ...Is this a tsukumogami, or some kind of joke?
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HOBaRT: I N C O R P O R A T I N G A L C O H O L
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15:20
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ZUN: Classical Japanese instruments! That's real hip with the kids, dawg.
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Don-chan: Woaaaaah! So you're the guy who gave life to those nice witches and who banged all those songs I know, da-don! Can you sign my drumskin? I'm a huge fan, da-don!
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15:24
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ZUN: I see you are all fans of my work! Although your parodies are simply pure insanity...
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Nico Nico: ぷはー 今日もいいペンキ☆
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15:28
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ZUN: Just look up and watch the skies, because that's where I'll be shooting you from!
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Donkey Kong: Diddy, get the Coconut Gun ready! If this guy wants bullets, we'll give em' to him!
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15:32
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ZUN: Curious... are you some kind of enenra?
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MissingNo.: WARNING! Your system has been encrypted by Rense
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15:37
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ZUN: I'd introduce you to Orin, but she'll probably swing by to get you three after this anyway.
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Shades: Booze is some weak shit. Do heroin like real musicians.
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15:41
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ZUN: Your salsa band could use a trumpeter. Allow me to audition for you.
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Eminem: You daring me with your bullet hell pixies? This is lyrical combat, Gensokyo, hold your Z keys.
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15:45
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ZUN: Forgive me for what I must Yamaxanadu.
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Monokuma: Bullets? Hell?? Me n' you might just get along!
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15:49
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Thanos: My corporate overlords would be glad to take your company off your hands.
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Wario: PFFFT...WAAAHAHAHAAA!! Nice mouse ears, loser!
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15:53
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Thanos: If a hammer-wielding god fell before me, what makes you think you stand a chance?
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Dedede: Nice hat. If I slam my hammer down on it, will ya squeak?
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15:58
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Thanos: Hmph, maybe you'll put up more of a fight than the last super soldier I fought.
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Snake: Colonel, Thanos took his clothes off!
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16:01
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Thanos: The concept of love? I once knew of something like that...
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DJ Professor K: The only imbalance in this world lies in party poopers like you tryin' to ruin our fun!
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16:06
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Thanos: Stand down now, or else you may never be seen again.
|
You feel the weight of the universe resting on your shoulders.
|
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16:10
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Thanos: Silence slowly kills you? One snap of my finger will do so in an instant.
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Adam: Watch it bud, you're not the only person here who's gotten attention from walking around naked.
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16:14
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Thanos: Such bravado in the presence of your oblivion? More foolish than courageous.
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Johnny: Why would you ever want to snap away half of all the foxy mammas?
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16:19
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Thanos: Your insatiable greed has destroyed even the lives of those who fuel it. Your very presence in this realm makes me sick.
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Mr. Krabs: The only snappin' that'll be happening is from these big meaty claws!
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16:22
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Thanos: So you do not require the Reality Stone to shape the algorithm in your image...
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Mariya: I'm just as surprised about my fame across the world as you are.
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16:26
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Thanos: How could someone as pathetic as you be considered an "evil mastermind"?
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Robotnik: Your stones will be a great addition to my gem collection!
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16:31
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Thanos: Your little... Minions... are nothing compared to my whole army.
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Pharrell: It'll take more than a snap and a gust of wind to get rid of us!
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16:35
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Thanos: Your pompous attitude will inevitably be your downfall. Don't go losing your head now.
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Papyrus: THE WAY YOUR HAND IS ALWAYS COVERED IN DUSTY POWDER. . . IT FEELS LIKE YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH.
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These quotes make sense when reading Papyrus' first.
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16:39
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Thanos: After Main Street becomes the biggest street in the galaxy, yours will be reduced to atoms.
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Jack Black: The only gauntlet I know of is the Gauntlet of Wooden Warriors, and trust me...that is not fun.
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16:43
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Thanos: The last Doctor who tried to oppose me only ended up handing over exactly what I wanted.
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Dr. Piccolo: Perhaps we should fuse to complete the daily dose.
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16:47
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Thanos: Why make a game in the virtual world when I can make reality whatever I want it to be?
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Mothman: Me see shiny stone on gauntlet. Me give you Life Stone x1 for Power Stone x1. Stone for Stone. Make deal.
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16:51
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Thanos: Is the Reality Stone playing tricks on me, or is this... petty pile of metal really that which opposes me...?
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HOBaRT: M I X I N G 1 / 2 O F D E S I G N A T E D I N G R E D I E N T S
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16:56
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Thanos: You make it seem like it's a world of cheers. Don't deny the reality that it's a world of tears.
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Hakuko: If you happen to participate in the rat race, make sure to watch for the signs! That cat is fiesty!
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17:00
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Thanos: Only humans could find enjoyment in simple minded entertainment like this.
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Nico Nico: NYN姉貴? あた~まわ~るわ~るわぁ^~る~わるぅ^~
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17:04
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Thanos: It seems like I've really scraped the bottom of the barrel with you.
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Donkey Kong: I know what you're here for and I know what you're thinkin', but the Crystal Coconut is not an "Infinity Stone", or whatever you call it! So either scram or get Banana Slammed!
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17:08
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Thanos: A corrupt being. A symbol of this universe's crippling imbalance.
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MissingNo.: ERROR: Population corrupted, restoring backup
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17:12
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Thanos: Are these Flerkens...? No matter. None shall stand between me and the proper balance of this universe.
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Tom: If you're gonna snap, do it on 2 and 4, dickhead.
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17:16
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Thanos: So you are the... "Rap God?" I've battled against gods...you are definitely not one.
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Eminem: You defeated The Avengers? Well, they call me Superman... and I'm here to fucking kill you, bitch.
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17:21
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Thanos: I think it may be time to restore order in this universe.
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Monokuma: EEEEEEEK!!!!! A MOUSE!!!!!
Phoenix: (Snap me now... It would be better than having to hang around with this little demon...)
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17:24
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Waluigi: Hey, big guy! We might go easy on you if you showed us the way to the Great Cave Offensive!
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Dedede: I sure do have a lot of debt from Nightmare Enterprises, I could really use money like yours!
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17:29
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Waluigi: Wahaha, surely you can arrange a lucrative pinball related business deal with Konami for those suckers in the west!
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Snake: *cough* Colonel, it seems like I'm being assaulted with some kind of poisonous gas.
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17:34
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Waluigi: Sadly for you, we won't feel guilty beating up an old man.
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DJ Professor K: Your thirst for money and power reminds me of a certain chairman... which means this won't end well for you, either!
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These quotes make sense when reading DJ Professor K's first.
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17:37
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Wario: Looks like Dr. Crygor's broken Mike prototype decided to climb out of the dumpster, wahahahaha!
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The stench of garlic fills your nostrils. You're in for a rotten time.
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17:41
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Waluigi: Your face is gonna be maroon when we're done with it!
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Adam: This definitely isn't the soap disco with that kind of awful smell.
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17:46
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Waluigi: Hey, look at that big-haired hot-shot! He's gotta be loaded!
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Johnny: Being a biker is just a cheap way to get some mamas... (maybe I should be one...)
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17:50
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Waluigi: Hand over every last cent you got, ya big red bozo, or else we'll beat it out of you!
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Mr. Krabs: Ye'd better put that money where yer mouth is! Or ye can just give it to me!
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17:54
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Wario: Hey, baby. How would you like my spaghetti meatball sauce all over you? Hehehehe!
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Mariya: 何にの人たち、こんなに失礼な人初めて見たわ!
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17:58
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Wario: After this scrapping, you'll learn to obey Wario!
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Robotnik: Wow, what a nice, big, greedy smile you have there! How about I take your company and we can "split" the rings, deal?
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18:02
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Wario: Oooh...Those helmets are really shiny! HAND THEM OVER CHUMPS!
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Thomas: Hé, regarde Guy-Man ! Ce mec est jaune, comme toi !
Guy-Manuel: Oui, mais je ne suis pas aussi gros ! (Juste un peu enveloppé...)
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18:07
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Waluigi: Well look what we got here, a dry bones reject! Wahahaha!
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Papyrus: WORRY NOT, LONELY HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THINK YOU'RE NICE, AND MAYBE WE COULD BE FRIENDS!
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18:11
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Waluigi: Hey bro, we've been trying to sell the wrong puppet all along! This one is famous and not obscure! TAKE HIM AWAY!
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Jack Black: You know what, Wario? I happen to be a MASTER of Disguise as well!
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18:15
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Wario: I'm starting to get really tired of seeing doctors all the time, I'm FINE! Go make your money!... Actually wait no, give it to me!
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Dr. Piccolo: Ever thought about brushing your teeth? Goddamn, your garlic breath reeks!
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18:19
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Waluigi: Tell ya what, give us all the gold you're carrying and we might let you walk away with your lives.
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Jack Frost: Hey! Hee-how about you give us all your stuff instead? If you decline, I'll pound the hee-ho out of you!
Mothman: They are negotiating with us!
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18:23
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Wario: Hey bro, didn't you open a taco stand? I think this thing would come in handy making it a huge success!
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HOBaRT: C H I N G C H I N G C H I N G C H I N G C H I N G
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18:27
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Waluigi: Rhythm, eh? Well, sucks for you! I'm a dancing genius!
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Don-chan: Quit banging about how you're so good at dancing! You're so lanky your arms look like drum sticks, da-don!
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18:31
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Wario: Watch out, I've got good practice launchin' remotes through television screens.
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Nico Nico: あ、ワリオ。またサボり?
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18:36
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Wario: Did you just say something about a Crystal Coconut? You mind telling us what kind of crystal? Just curious, wahahaha!
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Donkey Kong: Klump?! Krusha?! Is that you?
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18:40
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Wario: Hmph, you look like one of those computer bugs I got on Crygor's laptop once.
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MissingNo.: A wild W' appeared!
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18:44
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Wario: You three better not be princesses as well, I've got more important things to worry about this time!
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Tom: Yo, Wario! When we said stank, we weren't talking about your ass.
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18:48
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Waluigi: Work for me, and I promise big bucks! For me anyways...My tacos really need that extra spice, so it costs extra!
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Eminem: Hey man, it's cool if you let one go. Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little poot poot, it's okay.
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18:52
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Wario: Uh oh...uhhh, everything is going WONDERFUL at our company! Over here at Wario Partners, LLP, we take things seriously!
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Phoenix: Hey! I need to talk to an old enemy of yours, who wears a big purple top hat. Do you know where I can find him?
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These quotes make sense when reading Phoenix's first.
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18:56
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Dedede: What are you, some kind of Meta Knight wannabe? Take that cape lookin' coat off and face my hammer, boy!
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Snake: The size of that hammer... have we met before?
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19:01
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Dedede: If you really want to get some beats goin', I could clobbah you to the beat of my new theme song!
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DJ Professor K: Listen penguin man, your body's full of blubber! I'm not vibing with your music, it falls flat just like rubber!"
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19:05
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Dedede: Your Polar Star ain't no match against the swing of my hammer!
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You encounter a mysterious masked figure. His hammer and strength are sure to impose.
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19:09
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Dedede: The only thing that'll be takin' a toll on you is this here hammer, pretty boy!
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Adam: Yeah okay, like I'm going to be scared by threats from Chilly Wint- I mean, Chilly Willy in a bathrobe.
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19:13
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Dedede: You ain't as downright spiffy as I remember you bein'.
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Johnny: Hiding your face behind a mask isn't gonna get you any attention from the ladies, pal.
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19:17
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Dedede: I say, time for a good ol' fashioned crab boil!
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Mr. Krabs: I've been hearin' you got a habit of dinin' and dashing. Well, ye ain't getting yer hands on me Krabby Patties without payin'!
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19:22
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Dedede: I think my hammer needs another upgrade, mind coverin' it in plastic?
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Mariya: I don't think plastic would help, your hammer looks heavy enough as is.
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19:26
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Dedede: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Robotnik: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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19:30
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Dedede: You ain't gonna be so lucky around me! You'll be staying up all night remembering how hard I clobbered you!
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Guy-Manuel: (J'ai une soudaine envie d'escargots de Bourgogne...)
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19:34
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Dedede: One swing of my hammer oughta shatter you boy!
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Papyrus: JEEZ! AT LEAST KING ASGORE ISN'T AS MEAN OR BOSSY AS YOU ARE!
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19:38
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Dedede: Mind telling me where Sesame Street is? Because I'm gonna clobbah you two all the way back there where you belong!
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Elmo: Big Bird! It's Elmo! It's so nice to see you here! Where did you get that hammer?
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19:42
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Dedede: Boy, I'm about to give you a daily dose of nothin' but pain!
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Dr. Piccolo: God damn you're fat, I diagnose you with diabetes, I don't even need a blood test to prove it.
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19:46
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Dedede: Hehehehe! Is this some kind of joke? Do you know how easy it is to knock down a Snowman? Imma swat that moth too!
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Jack Frost: Hee's wearing a mask, ho! You don't think he's one of *them*... right?
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19:51
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Dedede: Oh hey! This here baking machine could be useful for my next Gourmet Race!
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HOBaRT: P R O D U C I N G G O U R M E T D I S H
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19:55
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Dedede: Wow, this is the first time I've seen knuckleheads ASK for a beat!
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Don-chan: That is one really big um...drum stick you have there! I-I think you're better suited for a bigger drum, don!
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19:59
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Dedede: You look as little and puny as that there Kirby!
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Nico Nico: PUNCH! PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH! FAAALLLCOONNN PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!
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20:03
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Dedede: Now, we get to see who the King of the Heavyweights really is! Let's get Smashin'!
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Donkey Kong: Another greedy King to deal with, another giant-sized punching bag I'm gonna put to good use!
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20:07
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Dedede: I don't know what you are, but I could use a monster like you to clobba that pink punk!
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MissingNo.: ERROR: Face Distortion
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20:12
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Dedede: Once I beat you, I may just adopt the three of you! You'll perform for me anytime I want! And if you stop, you'll get clobbered!
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Shades: Adopt us? You're delusional. You'll have to take some giant steps to get up our level, pal.
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20:16
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Dedede: Hi, kids! Do y'all like violence? Wanna see me batter this rapper's face 'til black circles surround his eyelids?
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Eminem: Well, look at this, an actual fat bitch who's about to get put on his ass fast.
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20:20
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Dedede: Right now, boys, this is my courtroom, I'm the judge, and I'm ready to lower my gigantic gavel... on the top o' your skulls!
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Monokuma: Think you'll fly to the higher spots of this tournament? Think again, idiot, you're a penguin!
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20:24
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Snake: Colonel, is this DJ connected to Fatman in any way?
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DJ Professor K: You can't hide from my sexy voice and out-of-sight sounds, Sneakman!
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20:28
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Snake: Colonel, do we have any intel on this military grade android?
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You have been encountered! The standoff begins.
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20:32
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Snake: Baby, you think that you can hide?
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Adam: Isn't it hard to breathe under that box?
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20:37
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Snake: What the!? Master Miller.....is that you?!
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Johnny: Say, I wonder how this hot bod would look in spandex...
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20:41
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Snake: CRAB BATTLE
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Mr. Krabs: So, another bottomfeeder trying to sneak off with me formuler?
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20:45
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Snake: What are you, another member of the Beauty and the Beast Unit?
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Mariya: あなたは部屋に一人・・・ 染みつくタバコの匂い・・・
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20:49
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Snake: Hmm... I'm getting the same vibes from that hedgehog with this doctor here.
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Robotnik: Ahhh, Solid Snake! Snooping as usual, I see?
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20:53
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Snake: Colonel, is this "Daft Punk" involved with Les Enfants Terribles? These two helmeted guys seem strangely bonded...
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Guy-Manuel: (Les Enfants Terribles ? Mais de quoi il parle ?)
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20:57
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Snake: You're from under... where?
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Papyrus: DON'T HIDE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
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21:02
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Snake: Another master of disguise, eh? Maybe you'll pose more of a challenge than Decoy Octopus.
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Jack Black: Woah, easy there, tough guy! You're not the only experienced fighter. I am a kung-fu mastah! Come get some!
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21:06
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Snake: Colonel, this doctor is threatening to throw a grenade at me! It's even got a cool name!
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Dr. Piccolo: Do you think your grenades stand a chance against my new move? Prepare for the Hellzone Grenade!
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These quotes make sense when reading Dr. Piccolo's first.
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21:10
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Snake: Hrnghh....Super Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Method?
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Mothman: You look nothing like the Snakes me know. They call themselves kings, me prove you not one.
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21:14
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Snake: A stand mixer? This can't possibly be the weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
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HOBaRT: M E N A C I N G S O U N D I N G B E E P I N G
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21:19
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Snake: Watch your back, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Hakuko: Let's see if your rhythm is as solid as your spying skills!
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21:23
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Snake: Otacon, why is this TV referring to me as "big brother"?
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Nico Nico: 兄貴! 兄貴! ♂ Ass we can! ♂
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21:27
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Snake: Another monkey? I thought I captured all of them already.
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Donkey Kong: Bring all the toys you want, the only weapon I need is my Coconut Gun to best you!
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21:31
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Snake: La, Li, Lu, Le, Lo... La, Li, Lu, Le, Lo...
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MissingNo.: Failed to establish connection with server. Returning to title menu.
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21:35
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Snake: Cats, huh? Maybe I should have brought in my sledding equipment for this match.
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Shades: Don't you think that's enough cloning? I really hope there will never be another you.
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21:39
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Snake: Your name is... what?
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Eminem: Looks like we're about to find out what good a fuckin' Nikita is when its ammo don't measure up!
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21:43
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Snake: No need for all that yelling, spiky head. It does sound pretty cool though, huh?
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Phoenix: So... Mr. Hayter, am I correct? (Wait, I don't think I have the correct David...)
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21:47
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DJ Professor K: Looks like the Noise Tanks are really steppin' up their game!
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You sense a funky rhythm coming at you.
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21:52
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DJ Professor K: I think it's time we kick it old school.
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Adam: Your songs sound like broken records, back and forth and here and gone.
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These quotes make sense when reading Adam's first.
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21:56
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DJ Professor K: Hopin' your beats are as fresh as your looks, big guy!
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Johnny: That't one funky hairdo, but maybe a little too funky for the ladies.
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22:00
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DJ Professor K: I think you've had enough of that same song.
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Mr. Krabs: With yer taste in music, matey, I think I'll be passin' on requests.
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22:04
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DJ Professor K: Everyone's sampling your music these days...I'll let my turntables take ya for a spin!
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Mariya: Ah yes, that's the "future funk" people are turning my music into nowadays!
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22:08
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DJ Professor K: The kind of sampling you're doing is not of any kind I've ever heard of.
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Robotnik: Your sample-flipping may be funky fresh, but nothing matches my sentence-mixing!
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22:12
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DJ Professor K: Yo, you bots still have the DJ vibe after all those years? Let's see who's better at rollin' and scratchin'!
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Thomas: No matter your talent, we still are the true DJ heroes around here!
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These quotes make sense when reading Thomas' first.
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22:17
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DJ Professor K: I can hear those bones rattlin', boy. Don't fall apart on me now!
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Papyrus: OH, YOU'RE A DJ!! I KNOW A GHOST WHO MIGHT LIKE YOU!! WHAT WAS HIS NAME. . . SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
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22:21
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DJ Professor K: Have a seat, boys. For today's funky lesson, I'LL be your teacher.
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Jack Black: Wait a minute! This guy's hair has 1, 2-Actually, I think I'll need your help, Elmo.
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22:25
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DJ Professor K: The only prescription I need is a daily dose of JET SET RADIOOO!
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Dr. Piccolo: That white hair makes me think you're either a saiyan or a senior. Either way, I'm about to put you in a retirement home.
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22:29
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DJ Professor K: I'd say I'm feelin' like a bulldozer trying to catch a butterfly!
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Jack Frost: Even IF your b-hee-eats were fire, that wouldn't be enough to melt me, you fool, Ho!
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22:33
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DJ Professor K: Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and the MSG! Beat it! Beat it up!
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HOBaRT: S T A R T I N G T H E M A C H I N E
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22:38
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DJ Professor K: No one's better at keepin' the funky rhythms flowing than Professor K, baby!
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Hakuko: Our DJ School is looking for wannabe DJs! You seem to fit the criteria!
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22:42
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DJ Professor K: Looks like the DJ zone got a little Red.
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Nico Nico: 3年F組...DJ先生!!
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22:45
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DJ Professor K: Alright, then! Let's see if your Jungle Beats can keep up with my Funky Beats!
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Donkey Kong: I hope you're ready for me to lay down the Jungle Beats!
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These quotes make sense when reading Donkey Kong's first.
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22:50
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DJ Professor K: Wha...? I don't understand what's goin' on here...
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MissingNo.: ERROR: Sleep mode unsuccessful. Please turn down radio.
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22:55
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DJ Professor K: Yo, yo, yo, y'all really are vibing with all that funk!
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sphelonious donk: record scratches... cat scratches... ironic
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22:59
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DJ Professor K: I'm not here to pass out prescriptions, I'm here to school the undereducated, fool!
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Eminem: What you tryna do? Flunk me like I was in junior high?
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These quotes make sense when reading Eminem's first.
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23:02
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DJ Professor K: Likewise, Mr. Wright. Bring your funkiest objections!
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Phoenix: Ah, an honest opponent! Here's to a good showdown, Professor.
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These quotes make sense when reading Phoenix's first.
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23:06
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A nineties band's frontman tries to control you. You hesitate to look into his eyes.
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Adam: An amnesiac, huh? Drinks bring back all the memories.
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23:11
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A sense of arrogance emanates from the dimwitted impersonator.
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Johnny: I told you I didn't want a little robot brother, Mama!
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23:15
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The aroma of sweat and grease swirls around you... but mostly sweat.
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Mr. Krabs: I better not let SpongeBob catch me with ya, lad, I don't wanna be thrown into a fry basket again!
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23:19
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A familiar video appears on the monitor. You begin to sense a strong feeling of nostalgia.
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Mariya: この子、迷子かしら?どうして。目が光ってるのかしら・・・?"
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23:23
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You feel as if someone is snooping around.
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Robotnik: That peashooter of yours is no match for my robots!
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23:28
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You've come too far to give up who you are.
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Thomas: Guess it's time for some good ol' robot rock.
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23:31
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Papyrus blocks the way!
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Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH!!
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23:35
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You are suddenly stopped by a stop sign blocking your path.
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Jack Black: A man's voice shows how powerful he is! Being that you don't have one, I think we both know where this is goin', buddy.
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23:40
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The doctor is in. Thankfully, not in you.
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Dr. Piccolo: So... what number android are you?
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23:44
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The air around you suddenly feels cold and sinister.
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Jack Frost: Hmm... Another weapon by the Kirijo Group? And this one isn't even prett-hee, ho!
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23:48
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The scent of baking materials make you feel hungry, and... Australian?
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HOBaRT: S I L E N C E
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23:52
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You feel an irresistable urge to tap your foot to the beat! Go for a Perfect!
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Hakuko: Hey, is this guy a disguised Cadet? Attentioooooooooon, march!
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23:57
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This little television seems comfortable around you. Life refilled!
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Nico Nico: ダンスロボットダンス!もーいいかい?
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24:00
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You suddenly feel a craving for bananas.
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Donkey Kong: A robot... is this another one of your schemes, K. Rool?!
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24:05
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A sense of uneasiness and dread fills the air. This will not end well for either of you.
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MissingNo.: <KEY<MSG<FAC0013Who are you...?<NODI've never seen you around before.<NOD<END
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Quote's quote is glitched.
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24:09
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You feel a smooth, jazzy rhythm kick in... accompanied by the smell of tuna.
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sphelonious donk: mimiga deez nuts
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24:14
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A lyrical madman encounters you. You look at what he's planning, while you're panickin' staring at mannequins.
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Eminem: The whole crowd is going so loud, but your words won't come out!
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24:18
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You begin to feel as if you're on a trial for your own life.
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Monokuma: Geez, for a guy named Quote you sure are quiet. Well, it's better than dealing with an annoying talking robot! Puhuhuhu!
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24:21
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Adam: A hot wife, money, talent... I'm everything you'll never have.
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Johnny: I'm gonna be real with ya, friend. The tats aren't gonna get you any action.
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24:26
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Adam: You're not even worth the change I spent on a payphone.
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Mr. Krabs: I'll never forgive ye for stealin' the spotlight from Squidward's band!
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24:30
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Adam: May I give a Plastic Rose for my Plastic Love?
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Mariya: 私が既婚者って事、たぶん知らないわよね・・・。それにしても、アダム•レヴィーンってどこかで聞いたことあるような・・・?
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24:34
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Adam: For the last time, I didn't sing that song! When will people get the memo?
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Robotnik: Well well well, if this isn't the marooned-face troublemaker!
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24:38
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Adam: Pharrell, it's been a while! Too bad I'm going to have to eliminate you.
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Pharrell: No need to rush things, Adam; I am The Voice, and I got a crew!
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24:42
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Adam: Your bones are going to rest with me - in a pile!
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Papyrus: OF COURSE I CAN ADD SUGAR TO MY SPAGHETTI! WANT TO HAVE A BITE?
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24:47
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Adam: Your sign is useless, because I Can't Stop!
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Jack Black: I've met Adam Devine before but...Adam Levine? It's like I'm having déjà-vu right now...
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24:51
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Adam: I don't wanna know where you plan on sticking that pill.
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Dr. Piccolo: You may want to lay off the sugar, it increases risk of obesity, diabetes, and heart disease.
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24:55
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Adam: You fairy tales are all the same: full of shit.
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Jack Frost: Go ahead and bel-hee-ve what you want to believe, since your ass be acting like The Fool, ho!
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24:59
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Adam: Don't leave me hanging. C'mon, give me some sugar!
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HOBaRT: A D D I N G S U G A R
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25:04
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Adam: You better not make me do the Y.M.C.A. or I'll have to sue.
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Don-chan: I would LOVE to see you move like Jagger! Cmon, let's have a dance-off, right here, dodon ga-don!
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25:08
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Adam: I already fucked one Nico over, so taking you on should be a piece of cake!
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Nico Nico: スタイリッシュいちまんじゃくwwww
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25:12
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Adam: This guy has some pipes! I better turn my chair around a- ...what the fuck?!?!
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Donkey Kong: Wow! You're one of those rock star dudes! Y'know...I know someone who'd love to be a star like you!
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25:16
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Adam: What's going on? It feels harder to breathe all of a sudden...
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MissingNo.: GPS signal not found.
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25:20
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Adam: You know what else is repetitive? The Lick.
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Shades: Not planning on losing to someone who's entire catalogue is more repetitive than the A section to One Note Samba.
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25:24
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Adam: Unlike you, everyone knows the name of MY band.
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Eminem: And motherfuckers say I'm mainstream...
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25:28
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Adam: You may be a lawyer, but I'm the only judge around here.
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Monokuma: You phony humans won't ever come CLOSE to being like animals! GRAAAAR!
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25:32
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Johnny: Hey, Eugene! You think Nick has room in its lineup for some Cartoon Cartoon Fridays?
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Mr. Krabs: Get yer Cartoon Network propaganda outta here, Bravo! No free advertising!
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25:37
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Johnny: Howdy, pretty lady. How about you and me get together and make some future funk?
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Mariya: I'm flattered, Mr. Presley, but I'm already taken by a funkier man.
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25:41
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Johnny: So you're some kind of "genius" huh? Happen to know anyone really annoying, named Carl?
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Robotnik: Why would any genius be annoying? I mean, just look at me!
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25:45
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Johnny: Hey Chrome-domes, tell your hat-wearing friend he can't match the size of my luxurious hair!
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Guy-Manuel: Un blond qui aime les femmes et s'appelle Johnny ?
Thomas: ...Oui, Guy-Man, j'ai remarqué. Sacrée coïncidence, quand même.
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25:49
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Johnny: If I were you, I'd work on that tan. You're as pale as bone!
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Papyrus: IF YOU WANT DATING ADVICE, I SNATCHED A OFFICIAL DATING RULEBOOK FROM THE LIBRARBY!
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25:53
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Johnny: Uh... 1...2...man, counting how many sides this thing has is harder than I thought...
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Jack Black: You think you're a lady killer? Oh, please! I do kung-fu, guitar, YouTube, and...what do you got? One crazy hairdo, bro.
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25:57
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Johnny: Somebody call the doctor, cuz I'm all cut up!
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Dr. Piccolo: A Super Saiyan?! That hair! This oughta be a interesting match!
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26:02
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Johnny: Listen buddy, I was saying "Hee Ho!" before you were in diapers... HE-HAH-HO!
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Jack Frost: If you're such hot shit, then crush this rock with your bare hands!
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26:06
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Johnny: Hey Pops, I think your chili maker is on the fritz again.
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HOBaRT: B A K I N G P A N C A K E S
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26:10
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Johnny: I don't think Jacky-boy's lookin' to mingle after what happened to Ashi, but I'd be happy to dance with ya, lassy.
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Hakuko: Ah! You are the one acquainted with the Wandering Samurai, yes?
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These quotes make sense when reading Hakuko's first.
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26:14
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Johnny: Let's see who's the REAL boss of this gym!
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Nico Nico: イケメーン?www
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26:18
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Johnny: Do the monkey with me! C'mon!
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Donkey Kong: Your style reminds me of a certain Kong. You should meet him; he'd love you!
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26:22
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Johnny: I'm sickened, but curious...
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MissingNo.: Great! Now I'll never make it to MFNBSMBNVNDNBFMSDB FDJFLSKJFLNMNKJSLSFJ
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26:27
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Johnny: Hey, hey! Looks like the 3 Dog Band just met their competition!
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Tom: All that time spent building a muscle, and you can't even carry a tune.
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26:31
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Johnny: So you say your Salsa makes pretty girls wanna take off their underpants?...Weird, but anything for pretty mamas!
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Eminem: The crowd's all here, time to wash out THIS blonde.
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26:35
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Johnny: Say, by any chance, is your mastermind a hot babe?
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Monokuma: I don't have a mastermind, I'm a BEAR!!! *[sweats sensually]* But... you can talk to me anytime you like...!!!
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26:38
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Mr. Krabs: Are you one of them newfangled pop stars that me Pearl's always listenin' to?
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Mariya: You might be thinking of Japanese pop from today's era.
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26:43
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Mr. Krabs: Yer gonna get MOAR than a simple bruisin', bucko!
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Robotnik: Get your ugly mug out of my money, you overscrupulous crustacean!
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26:47
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Mr. Krabs: EVERYONE, RUN FOR YER LIVES! ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TOURNAMENT!
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Thomas: KRABBY. PATTY. KRABBY. PATTY.
Guy-Manuel: Mais tu chantes quoi, là?
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26:51
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Mr. Krabs: Crawl back into your hole, bony boy. Go on, play dead.
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Papyrus: THE STRONG SMELL OF GREASE. . . REMINDS ME OF GRILLBY'S. YEUGH!
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26:55
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Mr. Krabs: So I hear ye know a lot about music? I think you should let Squidward take some notes from ya, lad.
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Elmo: Wow! You have so much money, Mr. Krabs! Elmo thinks you should let the Count count it all sometime!
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27:00
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles. I hate the pill...
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Dr. Piccolo: Do you realize how many people you are giving heart attacks a day from your damn Krabby Patties?
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27:04
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Mr. Krabs: Oh no, it be that monster that ate Wormy!
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Mothman: Me hear you say something about Tartarus Sauce.... Me want to try. ME TAKE!
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27:08
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, a gift! Surely this thing-a-ma-bobber is worth somethin'.
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HOBaRT: A N A L Y Z I N G F O R M U L A
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27:12
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Mr. Krabs: Do you two know the one that goes "don dondon don don dondon ka-don"?
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Don-chan: No, Mr. Crab guy, you're thinking of "don, kat, don don kat, don dondonkat don kat don dondonkat!"
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27:16
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Mr. Krabs: I can't believe that no-good Plankton is sendin' his wife to do his dirty work. Well, ya ain't getting me formuler!
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Nico Nico: ハッキョーセット! SUPONGE BOB DAYO!!!
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27:21
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Mr. Krabs: Nice try, Patrick. But ya ain't scarin' me again with that stinkin' gorilla suit o' yers!
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Donkey Kong: You can keep your money! As long as you keep your claws offa my bananas, this'll be quick and painless!
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27:25
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Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Davy Jones' locker is that thing!?
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MissingNo.: 019947D3
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27:29
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Mr. Krabs: Argh, and I take it you're part o' Squidward's interpretive dance routine? Curtain opens at 5, so don't be late!
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sphelonious donk: greed will destroy you
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27:33
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Mr. Krabs: You want an M&M?
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Eminem: You think it's impressive to rub your fuckin' ass with a dollar bill? I rub mine with $6 mill.
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27:37
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Mr. Krabs: AAAAAHHHH!!! A lawyer!!!
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Monokuma: Hey you, walk to the side just like crabs do, and let me through!
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27:41
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Mariya: I'm not so sure if I could consider this "ワイティーピー" of yours to be less wretched than my music.
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Robotnik: Who's playing that wretched music? Turn that insipid song off!
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27:45
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Mariya: Such a digital sound, almost like funk... but from the future!
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Guy-Manuel: (Dis, Thomas, c'est moi où elle ressemble beaucoup à Stella ?)
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27:50
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Mariya: 媒る戦骨? 気味悪い・・・ 未来ではあれが普通なのかしら?
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Papyrus: WOWIE! AFTER THIS FIGHT I SIMPLY MUST INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND ALPHYS!
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27:54
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Mariya: Such cool music, Mr. Jablinski! I think I'd prefer a lesson about rock instead of octagons!
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Jack Black: Maybe once I defeat you, baby, your little song can finally peace out of the recommendations of my videos!
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27:58
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Mariya: E- eh, no thank you, it's just a metaphor!
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Dr. Piccolo: Plastic isn't exactly good for the immune system, if your "love" really is plastic I may need to do an x-ray.
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These quotes make sense when reading Dr. Piccolo's first.
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28:02
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Mariya: Sorry, Winter Lovers, but my music is much more colorful than my looks!
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Jack Frost: A lady in black and white? How d-hee-pressing, ho!
Mothman: We not lose, with our colors flying high.
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28:06
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Mariya: えーっと・・・
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HOBaRT: C O V E R I N G F O O D I N P L A S T I C W R A P
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28:11
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Mariya: 古典ね!日本を思い出すわ。
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Hakuko: I see you are a girl of love! We have a lab just for that! You should go there and shake up a good beat!
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28:15
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Mariya: ニコニコよリYouTubeの方がいいわ、ごめんね!
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Nico Nico: おめーの席ねぇから !
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28:19
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Mariya: I'd love to collaborate with you, this Donkey Konga you mention sounds like fun!
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Donkey Kong: Hey there, Miss! If Donkey Konga ever makes a comeback, do ya mind contributing songs to the soundtrack?
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These quotes make sense when reading Donkey Kong's first.
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28:23
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Mariya: 「けつばん」?どういう意味かしら? 任天堂に電話したほうがいいかしら・・・
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MissingNo.: Your browser does not currently recognize any of the video formats available.
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28:27
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Mariya: かわいい、しかも曲も素敵・・・。
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Tom: You took more choruses at the end of Plastic Love than a freshman at Wally's.
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28:31
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Mariya: Your music is powerful, but your demeanor is... vulgar, to say the least...
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Eminem: You sing song, it go ring a chong a ching chong chong chong ching... Psych! I kid I kid! If I offend I'm sorry, please forgive!
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28:35
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Mariya: You two don't seem to be getting along very well. How about some music to lighten the mood?
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Monokuma: Pale, shy, and nice? You'd be perfect for a killing game!
Phoenix: (I wonder if she'd get along with Lamiroir.)
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28:39
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Robotnik: You claim to be genuine robots? Your fighting skills are as ridiculous as your pretend legend of the Pingas!
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Thomas: Robots aren't made for fighting, but for singing!
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28:44
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Robotnik: YOU BROUGHT ME A ROCK? AND IT'S NOT EVEN YOURS?!
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Papyrus: YOU HAVE TROUBLE CAPTURING A HEDGEHOG USING ROBOTS? I CAPTURE USING PUZZLES! MAYBE WE CAN TEAM UP.
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28:48
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Robotnik: So, tell me more about that Wazgul person and how gay he is.
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Jack Black: I'm sorry, but... who?
Elmo: Elmo thinks that word means happy, Mr. Jack!
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28:52
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Robotnik: No, he is right! And if you want proof, ask your crazy-hairdo friend's scouter!
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Dr. Piccolo:There's only room for one doctor in this tournament! (And that's him) SHUT UP NAIL!
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These quotes make sense when reading Dr. Piccolo's first.
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28:57
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Robotnik: A blue mascot and his flying companion... I'm having horrible sensations of déjà-vu!
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Mothman: A doctor... Oh! Me give you Life Stone x1 for the win. Make deal.
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29:01
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Robotnik: Perhaps I can use this machine to mix up a mean bean salad...
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HOBaRT: S T I R R I N G A S U S U A L
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29:05
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Robotnik: Those are the lamest ways to make bots I have heard! I'll show REAL machinery to your blasted microphone and your dumbbell drum!
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Hakuko: Ooo, a robot maker! How do you make them? Do you screw their heads or fill them with strawberry juice?
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These quotes make sense when reading Hakuko's first.
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29:09
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Robotnik: CUT THE MONITORS! CUT THE MONITORS!
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Nico Nico: ゆでたまご wwwwwwwwww
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29:13
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Robotnik: Your banana brain will not help you win this fight, ape monster!
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Donkey Kong: Believe me, you're not the first obese lowlife that I've ever had to make an example out of!
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29:17
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Robotnik: For your sake, you better be a wrong number!
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MissingNo.: Developed for use onry with NTSC Genesis system
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29:21
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Robotnik: Time for me to prepare the kitty litter!
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Shades: Show me the bass skills of Charles Pingas.
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29:25
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Robotnik: A provocative type, huh? Well, you're not fascinating. You only have one great thing!
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Eminem: I'm only being real when I say nobody wants to see their grandfather fight.
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29:29
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Robotnik: OBJECTION? WHAT FOR?
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Phoenix: Objection! "Pingas" is not the correct technical term for the... erm… never mind...
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These quotes make sense when reading Phoenix's first.
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29:33
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Thomas: Houlà, jamais je n'aurais imaginé que se clip serait revenu se venger...
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Papyrus: UNDYNE TAKES HER HELMET OFF OFTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO THE SAME? DON'T BE SHY!
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29:38
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Thomas: Hey, this guy is a genuine rocker and he has fun doing it! C'mon, Black, Release The Beast!
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Jack Black: We both have the power Within, baby! Let's see who can come up on top! Probably, me, as usual.
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29:42
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Thomas: You can always ask the Crescendolls if you need people experienced in space travel!
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Dr. Piccolo: What are you, astronauts? I'm a doctor, not an astronomer for crying out loud!
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29:47
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Pharrell: Alright, butterfly, let's see how pimped you are!
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Mothman: Very strange Demonica suits.... Or... Are they secretly machines?
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29:51
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Guy-Manuel: À table !
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HOBaRT: B A K I N G A T A H A R D E R , B E T T E R , F A S T E R , S T R O N G E R R A T E
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29:55
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Pharrell: Keeping the beat requires too much sweat, sweat, sweat! It's better to lose yourself to dance!
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Hakuko: These must be rejects from the screwbot factory, their heads look like they could come off!
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29:59
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Thomas: This television may rule a nation, but it won't rule over us!
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Nico Nico: BODY SENSOR. EMURATED. EMURATED. EMURATED.
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30:03
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Thomas: From the age of apes, to the age of men... to the age of robots!
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Donkey Kong: Well well well, if it isn't the Metal Head and his little buddy!
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30:07
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Thomas: We may be robots, but we're not afraid of glitches!
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MissingNo.: WARNING: DJ1 is already doing a moment. This is only okay if daft punk custom moment was just triggered or it's the intro
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30:11
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Thomas: You guys should put some digital waves in your tunes.
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Tom: Your music is so fucking bland, a Post-Modern Jukebox cover is inevitable.
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30:16
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Pharrell: Yo, Em! I still got that record, wanna finish the track?
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Eminem: Sound of the summer? Clearly you haven't heard my new single, called "My Salsa"!
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30:20
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Pharrell: Like the legend of the Penis...
Thomas: ...You mean Phoenix?
Guy-Manuel: (N'oubliez pas Phoenix... ou Phoenix...)
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Phoenix: (I'm glad Apollo isn't the one in charge here... how can his Bracelet work when the witnesses have robotic masks?)
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30:24
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Papyrus: HEY, AREN'T YOU THAT 'DRAGON WARRIOR'? I'M A BIT OF A WARRIOR MYSELF YOU KNOW!
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Elmo: Hahahaha! You remind Elmo of Mr. Noodle! You and Mr. Noodle are just so silly!
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30:28
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Papyrus: GOLLY, I'D LOVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR PEOPLE!! I AM THE AMBASSADOR, AFTER ALL!
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Dr. Piccolo: You know, you could be a good example of the skeletal system in my doctor's office!
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30:32
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Papyrus: HEY! WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO BE FROM SNOWDIN? I HAVE SEEN MANY SNOWMEN THERE!
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Jack Frost: You call yourself "The Great Papyrus"? Oh please! Hee-ho! You are nothing against Jack Frost the Magnificent!
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30:36
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Papyrus: WOWIE, A SPAGHETTI MACHINE, JUST WHAT I NEEDED!
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HOBaRT: B O N E B R O T H I N G R E D I E N T S D E T E C T E D
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30:41
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Papyrus: RHYTHM GAMES ARE TOO DIFFICULT! I CAN NEVER TAP THE BUTTON FAST ENOUGH!
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Don-chan: Say...those bones could be some good drum sticks! Give me a beat, da-d- wait, not on me!
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30:45
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Papyrus:
かウをのオ ? すエキレ るンヨさ のソクま
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Nico Nico: 神聖なたわごと! れはガイコツ書店員本田さん!
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30:49
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Papyrus: COULD I BORROW SOME OF YOUR HAIR, HUMAN? YOU SEEM TO HAVE A SURPLUS OF IT.
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Donkey Kong: No way! I'm gonna need this hair for my date with Candy!
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30:53
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Papyrus: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE 'DIRTY HACKERS' SANS WAS TALKING ABOUT?
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MissingNo.:👎✌☼😐 👎✌☼😐 ✡☜❄ 👎✌☼😐☜☼
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30:57
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Papyrus: YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY WITH UNDYNE SOMETIME!
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Tom: Just like any bone section, immature and fucking outclassed by everyone in the room.
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31:02
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Papyrus: OH NOTHING, I'VE JUST HEARD YOUR MOTHER MAKES A MEAN SPAGHETTI!
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Eminem: What's the matter? Your palms feeling sweaty? Knees weak, arms getting heavy?
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These quotes make sense when reading Eminem's first.
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31:05
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Papyrus: DON'T BE EMBARRASSED BY YOUR TEDDY BEAR MY FRIEND! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, STILL HAVE TONS OF TOYS THAT I PLAY WITH!
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Phoenix: Ah wait! You don't understand! I'm not--
Monokuma: Soooo, you wanna tussle, huh bonebag??? Fine, but you're gonna have to go through Hangman's Gambit first!!! And I'm making ya play too, Phoenix!
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31:09
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Elmo: D is for Doctor, AND Daily Dose! Hahahaha!
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Dr. Piccolo: Do you want to know something else that starts with a D? Look in my pants to find out!
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31:14
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Jack Black: You demons again? Didn't I defeat your leader? You're not laying a hand on Elmo! I challenge you to a rock-off!
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Jack Frost: I've b-hee-n waiting for this, ho! Hand over the little demon, you fat-hee!
Mothman: We take little demon. Teach me your knowledge.
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31:18
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Jack Black: Ohohoho, MAN! We're gonna get some nice treats if we manage to beat this pile of fudge, Elmo, just you wait!
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HOBaRT: B A K I N G S T O P S
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31:22
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Jack Black: You're about to face the most awesome rhythm experience of all time, baby! My guitar is ready to kick some butt!
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Hakuko: So, you’re the Kung Fu master I’ve heard about? Let’s see if you are any better than Karate Joe.
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31:26
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Jack Black: So you guys are the remixers I've heard about...sorry Jables, my home is on YouTube! And you can't stop me!
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Nico Nico: How Elmo! How! We have to stop this stop sign! Hey how's it going? This stop sign has glorious sides! Oh! Oh!
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31:30
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Jack Black: Hey, do you happen to know Monkey? No, he's not a normal monkey, he's-you know, just forget about it, bro.
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Donkey Kong: Monkey? We're kongs over here, fool! Prepare for some Kong-fu action!
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31:34
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Jack Black: I... can't even tell what shape this thing is!
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MissingNo.: help elmo to skate to the end
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31:38
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Jack Black: Do you guys really think you could beat me with my sweet sweet Sax-A-Boom skills? I pity you.
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Shades: Bet you can't even rip that sax of Blue Bossa.
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31:43
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Jack Black: Fuuuuuuuuuuu-ny you say that! You should tone down the curse words you mother father. Excuse the language, Elmo.
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Eminem: Oh I can teach too. Do exactly as this line says: smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, and most importantly... fu-
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These quotes make sense when reading Eminem's first.
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31:47
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Elmo: Ooh! A teddy bear! Elmo wants to cuddle with him!
Jack Black: Not sure if you want to play with this bear, Elmo. I have a strange feeling about him...
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Monokuma: Did you know that the stop signs with white borders are 100% optional? It's true! Puhuhuhuhuhu...
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31:51
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Dr. Piccolo: Hey, look... if you turn out to be another version of Cell, please don't drink my arm again, for the love of God.
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Jack Frost: You should fuse with me-hee, doc! You wanted to be a demon, right, ho?
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31:56
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Dr. Piccolo: I know Vegeta would want this to make dog biscuits, but the real question is if it can make Senzu beans.
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HOBaRT: S T I R R I N G I N G R E D I E N T S F O R M E D I C A L P U R P O S E S
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32:00
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Dr. Piccolo: So, Don's having a heart attack.
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Don-chan: Doctor! Can you check my heart beat? I think I'm starting to take this rhythm to heart, da-don!
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These quotes make sense when reading Don-chan's first.
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32:04
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Dr. Piccolo: Not interested. I switched to Spacebook a while ago.
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Nico Nico: GINYU SPEZIALKOMMANDO!
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32:08
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Dr. Piccolo: Thank God you don't have a tail, for a second I thought you could have been a saiyan.
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Donkey Kong: No helicopter backpack? This outta be a piece of banana pie!
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32:12
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Dr. Piccolo: Crap, I found the only contestant for miles and it's so broken it can't even talk right.
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MissingNo.: ASSERTION FAILURE!
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32:16
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Dr. Piccolo: Cats? I might be a doctor, but I'm no goddamn veterinarian!
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Shades: Tell Vegata that "take the head" wasn't literal.
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32:20
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Dr. Piccolo: So, you claim to be a god? I'm fused with Kami, and I'm damn sure your "rap" powers aren't gonna save you from him.
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Eminem: Bitch, the fuck's a Kami? I don't speak slug people language!
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32:25
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Dr. Piccolo: Hey, I'm the damn doctor! Don't be the one inspecting me! I'm supposed to be inspecting you!
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Phoenix: So you're a doctor? If you ever were behind updating at least one autopsy report, I have a few shouts ready for you!
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32:28
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Jack Frost: What did they say? Hee's from down under? Like... the underworld?! Ho! I think we've found a new friend!
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HOBaRT: S Y S T E M C O O L I N G A C T I V A T E D
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32:33
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Jack Frost: Aw yeah! Now it's a part-hee! We're gonna be dancing all night, ho!
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Hakuko: Looks like this tournament has packed a pest, let's take care of that, shall we?
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32:37
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Jack Frost: Hee-ho! A television! Is the Midnight Channel on?
Mothman: No. Me see Junkyard Boyz… Must be a new tribe.
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Nico Nico: 世間はさぁ、冷てぇよなぁ
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32:41
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Mothman: Er?... Hanuman, where is sword?
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Donkey Kong: A Snowmad? I thought I defeated them all...
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32:45
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Mothman: Tetraja Stone Jq)IpwE3V=%.¥F[hAv¥L2NuqM&0ua
Jack Frost: ...Hey, hee-homie? Are you ok?
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MissingNo.: すぐにけせ すぐにけせ すぐにけせ
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MissingNo.'s quote is glitched.
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32:50
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Jack Frost: Isn't one of t-hee-se cats part of the Phantom Thieves, ho?! Let's show them who's the boss around here!
Mothman: ME EAT YOU WHOLE.
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Shades: Last Surprise? Please. Much like my roommate, everyone saw it coming.
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32:54
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Jack Frost: Marshall Mather and Slim Shad-hee… This guy can use multiple Personas?! Ho! He's a wild card!
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Eminem: You see something you like? Hey bozo, tell your buggy bitch ass amigo to keep his eyes to himself, or I'll hee-ho up your fuckin' asshole.
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32:58
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Jack Frost: You want to teach lessons, little bear? I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget! Heeeeeeee-ho!
Mothman: Time for games is over, Teddie.
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Phoenix: (These two remind me too much of the Blue Badger... Focus, Phoenix, don't think about it!)
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33:01
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HOBaRT: M I X I N G A T A C O N S I S T E N T B P M
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Don-chan: All this rhythm is making me hungry, don! What do you say we DRUM STICK around for a bit more and then BEAT it to go eat?
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33:06
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HOBaRT: B O D Y S E N S O R A C T I V E
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Nico Nico: おなかすいた; おなかすいた; おなかすいた; た た!
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33:11
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HOBaRT: M A S H I N G B A N A N A S
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Donkey Kong: Man, I've got a bunch of bananas I don't know what to do with! Unless...
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33:15
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HOBaRT: E R R O R
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MissingNo.: HIGH LOAd
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33:19
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HOBaRT: C A L M L Y B A T T E R I N G
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sphelonious donk: we meet again, mixer
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33:23
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HOBaRT: P R E P A R I N G S A L S A
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Eminem: What the fuck...?
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33:27
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HOBaRT: P R E P A R I N G S A L M O N
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Phoenix: A mixer in this tournament too? I've really seen it all...
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33:31
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Don-chan: Sentencing to a rhythm of a song? Very clever, da-don! Think we could drum up a friendship?
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Nico Nico: エレクリだーーー (チャーーラーラーrーtrwrgwウィmrgtzbダツツダツツダツツダツツダツダツデツツデツツ
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These quotes make sense when reading Nico Nico's first.
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33:35
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Hakuko: Woah, you go big guy! You aren't the only monkey I've dealt with! Ready, and tap tap tap!
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Donkey Kong: If it's rhythm you want, then it's what you'll get! It's time for some Donkey Konga!
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33:40
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Don-chan: Dongyaaaaa!!! W-what even is that? It's spooky, it has no consistent rhythm!
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MissingNo.: Message of the Rhythm Heaven Reference Room "エラー"
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33:44
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Don-chan: This music is making me a bit tired, don... I may need a good beat to whack-I mean, wake me up!
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Shades: Rhythm Masters? I don't think so... where is Gene Krupa? Buddy Rich?
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33:48
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Hakuko: You are all about rap huh? I'm fo'sho not crazy into you, but I know you can get a good rhythm going!
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Eminem: Where's my snare? Oh, there you go.
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33:52
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Hakuko: You know, you could make a nice lumBEARjack little guy!
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Phoenix: Wait a minute, where have I seen this drum before?
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33:56
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Nico Nico: ハンマーwww
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Donkey Kong: There is nothing a little television can't do to rumble me, baby!
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34:01
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Nico Nico: sm666? (`〇Д〇)
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MissingNo.: Wild PkMnRPkMn " appeared!
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34:05
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Nico Nico: すっごーい!なにこれにこれ!
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Shades: This is one W you aren't going to get.
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34:09
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Nico Nico: 伯方さん ! 伯方さん !
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Eminem: Y'all really find anything amusing, huh? Had I sung FACK in Japanese, would y'all have sampled the shit out of it too?
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34:13
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Nico Nico: 池田大作wwwwwwwwww *デスクスラム!
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Phoenix: H-Hey! I'm the only one supposed to be hitting desks around here!
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34:17
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Donkey Kong: I knew K. Rool was a scientist, but I didn't think he was capable of creating a monster!
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MissingNo.: An irregularity has been detected.
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34:21
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Donkey Kong: You guys sound alright, but you're missing out on the KONGAS!
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Shades: DK Rap isn't real music.
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34:25
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Donkey Kong: Sixth member of D-Funct 12, meet the first member of the evergoing DK Crew!
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Eminem: Dude, you're not about it. So, just leave my dick in your mouth, and keep my fellas out it, you fuckin'...
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34:30
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Donkey Kong: I gotta say, buddy, I'm diggin' the slick hair and tie, but you lose cool points for bringing a teddy bear with you.
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Monokuma: It doesn't matter if you're a donkey or a monkey, you're still an ass either way! Puhuhuhu!
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34:33
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MissingNo.: Can't load drawdeviceD3DZ.dll
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Tom: Even Jacob Collier can't harmonize your cacophonous bullshit.
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34:38
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MissingNo.: ERROR: Type 'Opponent' already defines a member called 'slimShady' with the same parameter types
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Eminem: I'm beginning to feel like... like... really not good, yo...
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34:42
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MissingNo.: ERROR: [object Object]
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Phoenix: Is that spooky thing some alternative kind of channeling? I should ask Maya about this later...
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34:46
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Shades: Your glorified scat is just that: holy shit.
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Eminem: YAWN! I make elevating music, you pussies make elevator music.
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34:50
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Tom: That's a cool name for my free jazz group. I think I'll steal it!
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Phoenix: I cross-examined a parrot once, some cats shouldn't be out of the ordinary.
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34:54
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Eminem: I've dealt with more lawyers than you can fathom, you and your ugly lookin' teddy bear are done for.
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Monokuma: Sheesh! And I thought Ibuki was horrible at music!
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