This video is a parody of GameXplain's videos, specifically those that list all of a game's secrets or easter eggs. The video is meant to show off all of the alternate "WINNER" and "VS" clips not seen in the King for a Day Tournament proper, as well as all of the victory fanfares.
Time Left Right
King Dedede: "I ain't having no accordions in my court!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Betcha thinky you're real handy with that hammer, don'tcha?!"
King Dedede: "Where's that awful scratchin' noise coming from?!"
DJ Professor K: "Better watch out GGs: this mean ol' monarch is on the streets, and he's packin heat!"
King Dedede: "The top of your head's pretty flat, but I reckon I could pound it even flatter."
Etika: "Shit bro, your eyes are freakin' me out for some reason."
King Dedede: "Ain't no way a prince is ever gonna compare to the king!"
Will Smith: "Gimme a hug, man."
King Dedede: "Now why is a dumb old camera in the competition?"
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King Dedede: "Try wearin' a hat, it'll hide the bald spot."
Pitbull: "You might be king of the dream land, but I'm king of the world."
King Dedede: "Can someone get this drunkard outta here?!"
ZUN: "Even with all that food you're inhaling, there's no way you can keep up with me!"
King Dedede: "I'm gettin' real hungry, y'all got a box of food to spare?"
Reggie Fils-Aimé: "I spend 16 hours a day running a company, you spend 16 hours a day sitting on your ass and eating."
King Dedede: "What gives? These ain't the monsters I ordered from N.M.E.!
Marcianito: "Ya no está en Dream Land, amigo."
King Dedede: "Only I am allowed to bear the royal red coat!"
Ajit Pai: "Hey man, don't blame the N.M.E.'s slow service on me!"
King Dedede: "The only balanced thing 'round here is a balanced diet: food, food and more food!
Thanos: "I've battled against foes wielding much more powerful hammers. Yours does not impress me."
King Dedede: "Bet you three'd make a mighty fine seafood platter!"
Pearl: "Leave it to the queens to take out the king!"
King Dedede: "Gotta be careful not to eat any missiles..."
Solid Snake: "Look at the size of that hammer!"
King Dedede: "Reckon the wood on that'd look good on my trusty ol' hammer?"
Geno: "Not the first evil king I've had to deal with."
King Dedede: "You were bad enough in Subspace!"
Waluigi: "You idiot! You don't play tennis with a hammer!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Who needs radio when we've got it all on UHF?
DJ Professor K: "Ain't no room in Tokyo-to's music lineup for an accordion!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "A YouTube streamer? Now that's a lame claim to fame!"
Etika: "Ya hair's wack, bro. Get that shit looked at."
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "I'm a vegetarian, so I'll finish you off like a fresh bowl of Bell-Pepper salad!"
Will Smith: "I'm the wild wild best! Now there's a parody for ya!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "What kind of chip you got in there? A DORITO?"
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"Weird Al" Yankovic: "At least I re-use music out of artistic intent, you just do it out of laziness!
Pitbull: "For making a mockery of "Timber" I'm gonna turn YOU into timber! Dale!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "So you own a franchise made up entirely of little girls? That definitely creeps me out."
ZUN: "Try writing a parody of my music, you American buffoon!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Reggie, huh? Did you open an email with the subject "Stinky Cheese", by any chance?
Reggie Fils-Aimé: "Your accordion-tinged tomfoolery may have irritated my predecessors, but it has no effect on me."
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Good thing I've got my aluminium foil!"
Popoy: "¿Entiendes lo que digo, gringo estúpido tonto?"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Hey! Hands off the internet, bozo! Don't download this!"
Ajit Pai: "You were all about the Pentiums 20 years ago, but I rule cyberspace now!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "Bring him the stones, he's the Thanos man...
Thanos: "How can humans be entertained by such primitive instruments?"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "They say I've been able to outlast all of my contemporaries... Will you three be next?"
Marina: "Parodies are so not fresh. Come up with your own material!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "I wrote "Trigger Happy" to warn society about folks like you!"
Solid Snake: "Mei Ling told me this man is a master of imitation, so I cannot let him flatter me."
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "What are you, a toy made on the night Santa went crazy?"
Geno: "Yaridovich? Everyone stay calm, I'll take care of him!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic: "I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money!"
Wario: "Ripping off music? Sounds like a gig I'd want to get in on!"
DJ Professor K: "You lookin' to join the GGs, boy?"
Etika: "What's with the funky hair, n*gga?"
DJ Professor K: "This is more neighborhood trouble than you can handle!
Will Smith: "Damn, bruh, what up with your hair?! What other parts of you can I buy at the mall?!"
DJ Professor K: "This is lookin' like somethin' from the Noise Tanks!"
Unregistered HyperCam 2: "how 2 be a pro DJer part 1"
DJ Professor K: "Once this matchup comes to a close, you'll be humming MY basslines!"
Pitbull: "Any room on Jet Set Radio for the tunes of Mr. 305?"
DJ Professor K: "This salaryman-lookin' fool oughta look out!"
ZUN: "What kind of music is this? Where's the endless arpeggios?"
DJ Professor K: "Make some room on the Switch, 'cuz Jet Set Radio is BACK."
Reggie Fils-Aimé: "I've sent all our composers in order to make you jump around!"
DJ Professor K: "Hope they got beats as funky as mine on your homeplanet!"
Popoy: "¿A quién estás tratando de engañar con ese aspecto de astronauta que estás luciendo?"
DJ Professor K: "I ain't got no time for nuisances like you."
Ajit Pai: "Once I shut your network down, all you'll be able to do is open Virtual DJ!"
DJ Professor K: "You're gonna need a lot more than sick dance moves to top Tokyo-to's finest!"
Thanos: "You ought to hope they have radio stations inside the Soul Stone."
DJ Professor K: "The battle of the DJs! Who will reign supreme?! Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!"
Glenna: "Hey, huge fan! Can you sign my mic after we win?"
DJ Professor K: "Get outta that box and face the music, Sneak-man!"
Solid Snake: "What is that loud racket? I'm quite sure I set the codec's radio frequency correctly..."
DJ Professor K: "I'm diggin' your old-timey vibe, little man. Show me what you got!"
Geno: "You still use vinyl? And I thought I was stuck in the last generation!"
DJ Professor K: "Damn! It's Poison Jam!"
Wario: "If you had just agreed to make music for my microgames, it wouldn't have had to come to this..."
Etika: "I'm diggin' that look, n*gga."
Will Smith: "This is a black thing isn't it?"
Etika: "FUCK! Fuck, turn off the camera!"
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Etika: "Imma let you see that you ain't got no grounds here, baldie."
Pitbull: "Trading rap for streaming? Eh, not like you had a choice. Your skills suck gorilla dick."
Etika: "Put that bottle down n*gga, and fight me like a man!"
ZUN: "Go ahead and down that entire bottle Bacardi on the shelf, then it'll be a real battle"
Etika: "Reggie, my boy! Will you make babies with me?"
Reggie Fils-Aimé: "You'll be right next to HungryBox... mounted up on my fireplace"
Etika: "Who the hell commissions your dance video, bro? How the FUCK do youven GET commissions where you from?!"
Marcianito: "¿Somos algo a lo que no te has unido todavia? Nuestros movimientos irresistibles cambiarán eso..."
Etika: "I ain't y'all n*ggas at the FCC fuck with my streams."
Ajit Pai: "By the time we are finished, the only game you'll be playing is Minecraft!"
Etika: "When's Mahvel?
Thanos: "I've acquired more stones in this gauntlet than games you have completed."
Etika: "Oh shit, is that Marina? I'm gonna need a bigger nut button for this!"
Marina: "Wouldn't advise screaming like that. You'll damage your vocal cords."
Etika: "SNAKE?! OH... MY... FUCKING... GOD!"
Solid Snake: "This guy seems pretty loud. Hope he doesn't blow my cover..."
Etika: "EVERYONE! Well, except you, my n*gga."
Geno: "My one wish is that you would stop screaming. You really need to chill out!"
Etika: "I'm 'boutta do you dirty, Waluigi. Dirtier than Nintendo ever could!"
Waluigi.: "Hey! Being the skinny loud one is my schtick!"
Will Smith: "PHIL! PHIL, THERE'S A CAMCORDER WITH LEGS IN THE ROOM!"
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Will Smith: "You said you wanna go back in time? Okay, lemme ask K first."
Pitbull: "Let's make a movie, baby."
Will Smith: "You're going straight from the wild wild east to the wild wild west."
ZUN: "There are far better things you could be sipping out of a champagne glass."
Will Smith: "I heard he got that hot new thing... it's called 'Switch'."
Reggie Fils-Aimé: "I'm here to send you directly back to Bel Air."
Will Smith: "The black suit's comin'."
Marcianito: "-Ya nos cansó que tú y tus compas paren matando a nuestra gente."
Will Smith: "Your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers!"
Ajit Pai: "Not even the Men in Black can stop my efforts for a new better internet!"
Will Smith: "I'll bet Hancock could stop you!"
Thanos: "The Prince of Bel-Air? This planet has such low standards for rulers."
Will Smith: "Think I've seen you girls around... y'all visit a car wash recently?"
Pearl: "-Hey G, will you make me a sandwich?"
Will Smith: "If you so successful, how come you can't afford no house?"
Solid Snake: "Colonel, he says he's with the Men in Black. You didn't tell me the FBI was getting involved with this mission!"
Will Smith: "Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?"
Geno: "Will Smith, hmm? Are you another member of the Smithy Gang?"
Will Smith: "Now, this is a story all about a couple of guys who were up to no good!"
Wario: "Whoa, a prince? Does that mean you're rich?"
Unregistered HyperCam 2: "[AMV] hit the floor featureing Pit Bull"
Pitbull: "Seriously? A Kodak is more useful than you'll ever be. Dale!"
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ZUN: "No amount of tutorials can help you beat me on Lunatic!"
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Reggie Fils-Aimé: "Another robot? I will beat you 'til you're scrap metal."
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Ajit Pai: "When I'm done with you, you won't even be able to stream at 144p!"
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Thanos: "Stark, I think you've lost one of your parts."
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Glenna: "You're the kind of retro that's better off forgotten."
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Solid Snake: "A surveillance camera!?!?"
Unregistered HyperCam 2: "free snes emulator 100% no fake SMRPG 15 fps!"
Geno: "Another machine?! I thought we defeated the Smithy gang ages ago!"
Unregistered HyperCam 2: "how to have $99999999999999,99 PAYPAL REAL OMG"
Wario: "How about a tutorial on 'how to get free registered torrent?'"
Pitbull: "Why stick to the East? Go worldwide!"
ZUN: "You're the last guy I'd want to get drunk with."
Pitbull: "I don't play no games, so don't get it confused."
Reggie: "Nintendo has entertained more people worldwide than you ever will."
Pitbull: "If you wish to take over the world, you'll have to get through Miami first."
Popoy: "Nosotros te enseñaremos lo que es la buena música, coño 'e la madre."
Pitbull: "You messed with the wrong Worldwide Web."
Ajit Pai: "I brought down the World Wide Web. Mr. Worldwide won't stand a chance."
Pitbull: "This is my world, not yours."
Thanos: "With a snap of my fingers, they'll have to call you "Mr. Hemispherewide"."
Pitbull: "Oye mamita, show me what that voice can do."
Pearl: "Your flow is as strong as your hairline!"
Pitbull: "You've stopped World Wars, but can you stop Mr. Worldwide?"
Solid Snake: "Hrgngh... I can't let these latin rhymes get into my head..."
Pitbull: "You're goin' down, I'm yellin' "Timber"!"
Geno: "Yes, I know about One-Time Hits."
Pitbull: "Ask for money, and get advice. Ask for advice, get money twice."
Waluigi: "Let's see if this schmuck knows the Destruction Dance!"
ZUN: "You can keep promoting games while I actually make them."
Reggie: "Don't think we will allow any Touhou game on Switch after the success of Burst Battle."
ZUN: "These are some of the stranger Youkai I've encountered..."
Marcianito: "Parece que eres hábil esquivando balas ... ¿Puedes bailar, por casualidad?"
ZUN: "That's a nice mug you got there! I propose a toast to your bitter defeat!"
Ajit Pai: "Ever tried drinking out of a Reese's mug?"
ZUN: "If balance if what you seek, allow me to show you Marisa B."
Thanos: "You would not believe your eyes if all your precious Youkai across the world perished before me."
ZUN: "Ah! You three are perfect! May I interest you ladies a spot in a superior shooter?"
Marina: "Keep drinking and soon enough, you'll be swimming with the fishes!"
ZUN: "You definitely look too old to be in a Touhou game."
Solid Snake: "Hmpf, using bullets is a tad too direct for my taste."
ZUN: "A doll?? Is this some kind of knockoff Shanghai cosplay?"
Geno: "Any of my beams can cut clean through your walls of bullets!"
ZUN: "So you're gonna use that money to take me out for a drink, right?"
Wario: "Hey! Letting chumps make microgames for me was my idea!"
Reggie: "I'm here to announce that I'm sending you guys back to space."
Popoy: "Dizque tienes listo el cuerno? Tonces ábrete el culo, gordi."
Reggie: "Sorry Mr. Pai, but Nintendo's off limits."
Ajit Pai: "If you thought the ping was bad now, just you wait!"
Reggie: "I can't wait to drop off the battle bus and meet you on the battlefield in Fortnite."
Thanos: "Your "entertainment" only serves as a distraction from the sheer imbalance of your world."
Reggie: "Sorry, we don't have any new content plans for you guys."
Glenna: "Tell Mr. Nogami to let me appear in game."
Reggie: "I'm going to cut you off like I did in Smash 4."
Solid Snake: "It's show time!"
Reggie: "You're a relic of the past, old friend."
Geno: "Nintendo has changed a lot in my absence... Prove to me that it's for the better."
Reggie: "Time to go Reggie on these fools."
Waluigi: "I don't even need to be a fighter to beat you at Smash!"
Popoy: "Te habrás apoderado de la Red Mundial, pero nosotros nos vamos pa to' el mundo."
Ajit Pai: "Not sure if the FCC has any protocol against alien invasions."
Marcianito: "Verde y morado... ¿dónde hemos visto esto antes?"
Thanos: "You waste your extraterrestrial abilities on dancing? Pitiful."
Marcianito: "Quiero decirte al oído tantas cosas preciosas que estoy sintiendo por ti..."
Glenna: "There's only room for one trio around here!"
Popoy: "Supongo que no esperabas encontrarnos en un sitio negro, ¿eh?"
Solid Snake: "Someone at Area 51 must not be doing their job."
Marcianito: "¿Eres una estrella fugaz? Perdón, no te habremos visto en el camino hacia aqui."
Geno: "Aliens from another planet... just as the stars predicted."
Popoy: "Eso que haces con las manos en tus piernas no es un paso de baile real, flaquito."
Wario: "So do you guys know Orbulon or what?"
Ajit Pai: "Disney owns you, and I can take that away in a snap!"
Thanos: "Your attempts to balance the world are laughable."
Ajit Pai: "It's not my fault your game is online-focused."
Pearl: "Hands off our internet, ya geezer!"
Ajit Pai: "Screw the Solid Snakeover, it's time for the Harlem Shakeover!"
Solid Snake: "Control of information, huh... I guess the AI was right after all..."
Ajit Pai: "I'll turn you into a magnificent new fidget spinner!"
Geno: "I sense a great evil in this one..."
Ajit Pai: "You've got a lot of money, but can you afford our premium speeds?"
Wario: "What!? Paying to access websites!? Only WARIO is that evil!"
Thanos: "Humans do not deserve the likes of you inferior creatures."
Pearl: "I'd like to make myself believe you have a chance against us!"
Thanos: "Your entire life has been spent fighting a worthless cause."
Solid Snake: "Hhhnthrgh... Thanos cock, eh..."
Thanos: "A warrior of the stars? Perhaps you'd be interested in aiding my cause."
Geno: "You're a threat to the earth, the moon and the stars."
Thanos: "When we're done, your criminal duo will have become a sole act."
Wario: "A guy with a glove like this has gotta be stinkin' rich!"
Marina: "The next Splatfest: Squids vs. Snakes!"
Solid Snake: "Otacon, should I be worried about these weird midgets being out of water?"
Marina: "You're so last millenium. We're what's hot and happenin' now!"
Geno: "You guys aren't guarding a ship, by any chance?"
Glenna: "Eat a salad, tubby. As for your friend... EAT ANYTHING."
Wario: "Chiptune? Not even 9-Volt would be into that music of yours!"
Solid Snake: "A wooden doll, with some form of cosmic energy... it can't fall into the wrong hands."
Geno: "Snakes and mechs, huh... I'm getting deja vu all of a sudden!"
Solid Snake: "There's another one?? I can't deal with more garlic..."
Waluigi: "Hey, lurking in the shadows is MY thing! Quit cramping my style!"
Geno: "Mario?! That can't be you... can it?"
Wario: "I wonder how much this doll is worth?"