"Spawn Menu (Unused) - Garry's Mod" is a high quality rip of the unused track "Spawn Menu" from Garry's Mod.
Jokes[]
The rip shows a cop, played by ShonicTH, and NBGMusic, played by himself, taking out someone who's watching anime.
Transcript[]
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[Cop] Awwww shit… (busts through door) Ahhhhh!
[NGBMusic] Awfully quiet today.
[Cop] Drop what you’re doing. You and I need to roll. We just got a Code G call.
[NGBMusic] Anime? Not in my town. To the garage!
(Cop and NGBMusic speed away in a police car)
[Dead Nozomi] Hah!
[Cop] This is the 10-20 of the reported crime. Our degenerate must be inside.
[NGBMusic] Ohhh I’m about to teach him one tough lesson…
[Both] (Violently flinging themselves against the house) Subaluwa!
[NGBMusic] (Sound effects play while demonstrating a plan of attack) Alright let’s go!
(Simultaneously)
[NGBMusic] Ooh!
[Cop] Put your hands up!
[NGBMusic] Who’s there?
[Degenerate] (Watching anime, indistinctly humming in satisfaction) Mmmmmmmm…
[Cop] Aww you degenerate piece of trash!
[NGBMusic] Augh! Get out your burning stick, Shonic!
[Degenerate] Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Cuts to the outside of the house while the Degenerate is audibly clobbered and thuds to the ground)
[NGBMusic] Wow, he didn’t even fight back. Oh well, he just made my job easier.
(Cop tosses laptop through a window, landing in a dumpster; Dead Nozomi is dropped in shortly after)
[Dead Nozomi] Hah!
[NGBMusic] You just never learn. If it were up to me, you’d all be dead! Good thing I’m not the president, huh?
(Jazz music transition to a Taco Bell parking lot)
[NGBMusic] You did well today.
[Cop] All in a day’s work. Someone’s gotta keep these streets clean.
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