"Stal - Minecraft 2.0" is a high quality rip of "Stal" from Minecraft 2.0.
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"Stal" from Minecraft begins as normal. At 0:09, we hear an unidentified clip of someone speaking as the thumbnail moves off-center. The Minecraft 2 logo from the thumbnail becomes blurred.
At 0:15, a clip from Jschlatt's stream of Minecraft on SMPLive plays[1] as the Minecraft 2 logo becomes refocused. The clip is (inaccurately) captioned in Chinese.
At 0:30, Minecraft 2 logo is replaced by more red text (also in Chinese) as a donation message appears. A melodyswap of "Sea Shanty 2" from RuneScape with "Honghu Water and Liuyang River" by Brother Hao begins to play. The window of the clip focuses on the donation message and transitions into a RuneScape logo with no added text.
At 0:40, the visuals become footage of Brother Hao performing in a Red Army outfit. At 2:34, the clip ends with the singers waving to the camera as a Chinese endcard appears.
Text[]
The description translates to "What the hell is this?".
The following is a translation of the Chinese text seen in the video. The text shown is mostly gibberish and has little to no meaning.
| Time | Translation |
|---|---|
| 0:16 | I ate the steak and my family!! |
| 0:17 | I know, yeah |
| 0:18-0:19 | I ate the stock [x2] |
| 0:19 | Now it's Super Mario?! Oh my god |
| 0:23 | 刚斯塔 (Appears to be gibberish) |
| 0:26 | Eyes ha ha? Eyes ha ha? |
| 0:29 | Eternal duty |
| 2:34 | siivagunner [sic] did not laugh |
Trivia[]
- This rip has been blocked by Noah Mob on copyright grounds.
- The clip of Jschlatt references his apparent dislike of "Sea Shanty 2" and "Stal", both of which have become memes on his Twitch channel.
- The video file for this rip is included as a bonus video on the album release of SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume V, under the title "Stal_2.0.mp4".
- The Bandcamp page for SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume for Nintendo 3DS would later include a direct video embed of this rip.[2]
References[]
- ↑ jschlatt VODS. "jschlatt VODS: The first SMP Live stream (SMP Live #1)". Originally streamed March 1, 2019.
- ↑ Archive of Volume for Nintendo 3DS via the Wayback Machine; February 25, 2022.
