"Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise) (Live Version) - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud" is a high quality rip of the live version of "Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise)" from Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud.
Joke[]
This rip is a cover of "Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise) - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud" with an actual rapper instead of a text-to-speech voice.
Lyrics[]
Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name
I'mma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax forms 'cause I just don't give a fuck
Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And another million more right under my stairs
So I do my business deals under the cover of night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
Take advantage of loopholes, even when they don't apply
It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in lies
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid
And made up charity work I never did
Yoshi is my name, money laundering's my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make
Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay
But it's okay, 'cause taxation is theft anyway
Trivia[]
- This rip was uploaded on Tax Day 2021.