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"Taxi to the City - A Date with Boykisser!" is a high quality rip of "Taxi to the City" from A Date with Boykisser!.
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Just like with other rips in A Date with Boykisser!, "Taxi to the City" is not a real track from the game, and services only as a visual novel-style "Choose Your Own Adventure" game based on Boykisser. This rip is accessed through an endcard on "The First Date - A Date with Boykisser!".
Continuing from the previous rip, the player suggest to take a taxi, as since walking full can take a hefty task. Boykisser agrees with the idea, resulting the player calling the taxi, leaving a tip to the waitress, and walking outside of the restaurant. As wehn walking out, Boykisser holds the player's hand, in which the player says that it was "unbelievably soft", and it never felt something comfortable to being close to someone before. Boykisser ask if the player was fine to hold hands, in which the player says that didn't mind and both walk out of the restaurant, with the taxi drive arriving
The taxi was a Yellow Cab, being drive by a ROBLOX Man Face Lemon that screams like Loud Nigra. Boykisser enter in the car, trying to convince the player to enter in too, in which they does. Inside the taxi, the player says that was "rather cramped for the backseats", but for being closer to Boykisser, makes things all better for them. Boykisser then makes eye-contact with the player after feeling comfort being together, staring at it silently with a smile before commenting that the player's eyes are pretty and "it can't help but look at them".
The player blushes, clamming to not had anyone telling that before, but before long, Boykisser gets distracted and excited by the lights from the city by the window behind the player. He turns out to his window to see more of the lights and scenery of the city, starting to paw at the window as if he's trying to catch a laser pointer. The player suggest for Boykisser to not touch too much on the window, as since he doesn't own the car, in which Boykisser gets up and apologies for it, saying that rarely go to the city aside of special occasions, and never was used for "how amazing it all looks".
Player then re-thinks from what Boykisser said in "The First Date - A Date with Boykisser!", over Boykisser's limitations of not going too much into locations outside of going with his friends. After this, Boykisser gets excited for seeing a food truck outside and puts his "fluffy ace" on the taxi window to look at it, clamming to the player to pick up some fish food while looking happy to them. The player can't resist with Boykisser's face and claims that maybe can stop a bit later to buy a few as a desert option, as since the player have a small surprise for him.
Boykisser then gets curious and excited on what the player gonna surprise him with, in which results into the player thinking to go either one of the two places closer to the taxi standing. Boykisser, not handling for the surprise, grabs the player's arm as desperately wanted to know were is planning to go, giving two choices for the player: either to go into a concert, or go singing together at karaoke. This follows by two carded videos to choose: "Concert Surprise - A Date with Boykisser!" and "Karaoke Night! - A Date with Boykisser!". The rip ends afterwards.
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Follow up with the previous rip, few rips plays in the background:
Time | Joke |
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0:00 | "It's Raining Somewhere Else (Alpha Mix) - Undertale" |
0:33 | "CORE Approach (In-Game Version) - Undertale" |
0:52 | "Hotel (Alpha Mix) - Undertale" |
By usual, the voice sounds for Boykisser are taken from dewperland's Boykisser voice-over videos, as well orgasionally using the "Meow" sound from Mario Paint in reference to the Studi01's song. Some images associated with Boykisser appears thought the rip, being by first appearance:
Time | Image | Source |
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0:00 | "Meow" | @mauzymice |
0:17 | "It’s just a small crush" | @DarkKolaa |
0:33 | "silly" | @mauzymice |
1:04 | Edited from "Kitty" with big, dot shiny eyes. | |
1:17 | Silly Cat getting embarassed | |
1:25 | "my face when my teacher turns to look at me (what is the class about?)" | @DarkKolaa |
1:46 | "butterflies in my stomach" |
Transcript[]
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References[]
- ↑ "My Siivagunner rips". YouTube playlist by GramBam36.
- ↑ "DamnaDanieIIer". YouTube playlist by Ashley.