"The Deal - SilvaGunner: Rebooted" is a high quality rip of "The Deal" from SilvaGunner: Rebooted. It is also a lore video, and was originally named "▀7̩̜̀ ͈͎̭͕͈̣͚̰́G̸͚̞͖̭͖̀R͏̛͇̟̼̺█Ḑ̤̜̙̪̳▓D͙̲̝̘̤̦̣̗̥█"[1] (a corruption of 7 GRAND DAD).
Chad Warden: Well, if it ain't The Gay Mexican-Ass In My Ass.
The Voice: That's a peculiar way to pronounce The Voice Inside Your Head. Anyway, how are you enjoying these grand new rips?
Chad Warden: I dunno about you, but that shit ain't baller, aight.
The Voice: Really? Well, I think they're quite fantastic. Don't you just love hearing the Simpsons or Family Guy pop up unexpectedly in a song? Not to mention how great GO MY WAY!! is.
Chad Warden: Nigga, have you seen the comments? Niggas cry all the time!
The Voice: Hmm... well, to tell you the truth, I am growing rather bored of this universe. And I have had to deal with a rather vocalminority of penguins. But they're nothing major, just an annoying pest in the... grand scheme of things.
Chad Warden: What about that deal?
The Voice: Ah yes, the deal. Well, I have a number of options I can present to you. How about: a universe where the themes are King of the Hill, Idol Katsudo from Aikatsu! and the Wilhelm scream?
Chad Warden: No.
The Voice: Okay. How about: The Bob's Burgers theme, Cagayake! Girls and the Half-Life 2 Zombie scream?
Chad Warden: Gay.
The Voice: Perhaps a simple swap of the main themes of the channel is not exquisite enough for your tastes. How about a universe where we only turn video game music into Hanna-Barbera cartoon themes?
Chad Warden: Nigga fuck that, aight! Chad Warden just wants the real SiIvaGunner back.
The Voice: I was afraid you'd say that. Well, if it's what you and the fans want, then I'll give it to you. And yes, I do have a rather strange sentimentality for it. Here's the deal: how about we merge the two universes...
The Voice: Chad, don't you realize? This is for the greater good. Think about it. Snow halation has caused nothing but hatred and drama for old Silva here.
Chad Warden: That was just a bunch of niigas bein bitch-ass crybabies.
The Voice: No Chad. The fans are EVERYTHING. They know best. They know that despite being a part of the legacy of SilvaGunner, Snow halation is tired and has to go. It has gotten old quickly.
Chad Warden: You talkin' shit, my nigga.
The Voice: No, my "nigga", I am not talking shit. At least GRAND DAD is a great joke and always works well in any song. Not to mention the reactions of Joel are charming and never get old, like all Vinesauce memes. Snow halation is worthless, unfunny, never works well in anything, is overused, was never ever popular until it rode on the coattails of Grand Dad, is weeb shit... and above all, doesn't even sound good.
Chad Warden: It's... it's not true!
The Voice: You know it to be true, Chad. It's the reason we're all here in the first place. Don't deny it. Snow halation was a mistake. Nobody actually CARES about Snow halation. They only want Grand Dad back. The snow needs to be cleansed.
Chad Warden: I... I'll never accept this!
The Voice: Come on now, Chad. You can't let THE FANS down, can you? They're counting on you to bring their GRAND DAD back. I'll give you until the 7th of July to make your decision. A rather Grand date, don't you think?
Chad Warden: I... no... no...
The Voice: Enjoy the rips while they last, Chad. Time is ticking.
Chad Warden: What... what am I fighting for?
TO BE CONCLUDED 7/7
Trivia[]
The word 'grand' is said 7 times throughout the video, referencing 7 GRAND DAD.
