On the first day of Ripmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
A high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Ripmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
nice mm2woods
And a pretty nice Christmas tree >:]
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas Saint Gunner gave to me
Three holy memes
nice mm2woods
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Ripmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
nice mm2woods
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas Bob Dylan gave to me
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
Six screaming nigras
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas Saint Gunner gave to me
...wait a minute. I have no idea what to do for this one.
[multiple voices talking at once]
(Just say, "7 GRAND DADS"!)
Oh come on, anything but that.
(Just get it over with, come on! You’re fucking killing this! Jesus!)
Ok, sorry. Ahem:
7 Grand Dads
Six screaming nigras
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
8-Bit Beast
Wait, what’s my line?
Six screaming nigras
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
Nine Love Live idols
8-Bit Beast
...It’s the Nutshack
Six screaming nigras
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
Ten kazoos playing
Nine Love Live idols
8-Bit Beast
Is this lore?
Six screaming nigras
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
Tito Dickman, baby
Ten kazoos playing
Nine Love Live idols
8-Bit Beast
7 Grand Dads
Six screaming nigras
FIIIIIIIVE FAAAAAKE ENDIIIIIIINGS
FOUR HOURS!!!
Three holy memes
2 Number 9’s
And a high quality Christmas tree
[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave to me
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
[Verse 13]
Speaker 1: (Singing) On the thirteenth day of Christmas, Saint Gunner gave…
Speaker 2: Thirteenth? Thirteenth day of Christmas?
1: What? Yeah, thirteenth day of Christmas!
2: What? No, you already had like a bunch of schedule slips!
1: (Overlapping) No, the thirteenth day of Christmas!
2: (Overlapping) We can't have a thirteenth day of Christmas!
Speaker 3: (Overlapping) Have a- What- What the fuck? There's no- There's-
1: No, we’ve been, we've been ripping since like- since like-
3: There’s not a thirteenth day, what the hell! What are you doing?
1: But like, we’ve been ripping since like December, December like thirteenth, and like, we- We just gotta, it's the thirteenth day, y'know?
2: I don’t care! We should’ve started early! We can’t just delay it. What have you been doing the whole entire time?
3: It’s called The Twelve Days of Christmas anyway, like who the hell- We’re not just gonna change it- "Oh, we’re gonna do the fucking, 27 Days of Christmas, ooh!”
1: (Overlapping) I mean, but there was a fucking- There was a fucking schedule delay!
2: (Overlapping) It was supp- Twelve Days of Ripmas!
1: Like, what do you want from me?
2: No! I don’t care! You should’ve been responsible for it, are you kidding me? Thirteenth day.
1: Yes, there’s a fucking thirteenth day!
3: (Overlapping) No.
1: We gotta fucking cover it up for the fans! I’m planning to go all the way up to fucking 22!
3: (Overlapping) No!
2: Yeah, that’s a- That’s your job! I did- I didn't promote you for this shit!
1: (Overlapping) It's fucking bullshit! It’s like- These arguments are fucking stupid. It’s just like when you fucking argue about fucking L.A.M.A.J and ERIOIOIRE[1].
3: (Overlapping) No.
2: (Overlapping) It's- It's ERIOIOIRE[2].
3: Who cares? He’s the guy who wins.
1 and 2: ERIOIOIRE!
3: That’s what should we just call him.[sic]
1: That's bullshit!
3: Are you fucking kidding me?
1: (Overlapping) No he fucking doesn't, L.A.M.A.J wins!
2: (Overlapping) No, L.A.M.A.J would win!
1: (Overlapping) Thank you!
2: Isn’t he the one that gets, like, hit by infinite bullets, doesn’t even get shot?
1: L.A.M.A.J is impervious!
3: No he’s not. He’s fucking a pussy.
1: What does ERIOIOIRE have, a fucking gun? That’s bull. That ain’t gonna do shit.
3: ERIOIOIRE’s gonna fucking take L.A.M.A.J.’s fucking neck and snap it in half.
2: (Overlapping) It doesn’t matter if he has two Stands. He can do- He can shoot, and- ERIOIOIRE wouldn't die.
1: (Overlapping) Nothing's gonna- Fucking no! That’s some bullcock.
2: Who’s the one that get hits by bullets?[sic]
1: Fucking- We're gonna- L.A.M.A.J wins, okay?
3: No.
2: No, fuck off, Oreo wins.
3: Yeah.
1: His name is fucking ERIOIOIRE, can you at least fucking pronounce it right if you're gonna fucking have a wrong opinion?
3: (Overlapping) Oreo's gonna fucking punch the bullets in the face. The bullets are gonna have faces, he’s gonna punch 'em. Because, fuck the bullets.
2: It can fucking take a bullet-
3: He’s gonna throw the bullet back at L.A.M.A.J 'cause L.A.M.A.J, fucking, is a twig, and he’s gonna break at a fucking- He’s gonna fall over from a stiff breeze.
2: I'm telling you, L.A.M.A.J's Stands doesn't stand a chance.
1: (Overlapping) Can't you just let me fucking record-
3: (Overlapping) He can't fucking stand up for himself.
1: Can I just fucking record the goddamn thirteenth day of Christmas, so I can go fucking, play with my Christmas presents and shit?
2: Yeah, you have fun with that. You know, you have-
3: (Overlapping) Jesus Christ.
2: You have time f- You have time for family, you have time for family, but you don’t even have time for SiIvaGunner. Okay, I see how it is.
1: SiIvaGunner’s fucking dead!
[Long pause]
1: The Voice-
2: You and I both know that’s false!
1: The Voice is fucking out for me. All right? I just wanna sit back, watch my box set JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, and just fucking, sit the fuck back, have a drink, listen to the three-time Grammy Award-winning 1999...
