"The Werewolf [FILE-05] - Haltmann's Archives" is a lore video and the fifth "file" in Haltmann's Archives. It documents how Wood Man took over the channel after SiIvaGunner uploaded a final rip and went to sleep.

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The video is formatted like all Haltmann's Archives videos starting with "FILE-02". It opens with this message:

[Haltmann's Archives]



The text mentions SiIvaGunner's weariness and the rip "Wood Man - Mega Man 2", which allowed Wood Man to escape into the real world. SiIvaGunner uploads a final rip and goes to sleep, prompting Wood Man to take over the channel. Wood Man is able to create a Figment Transport Device (first mentioned in FILE-04 of Haltmann's Archives) and use it to bring Mega Man's dog, Rush, into the real world. It is implied that Rush gave Wood Man lycanthropy, thus turning him into the werewolf seen on the cover art of The SilvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Volume 8-Bit Beast.

Unlike previous FILEs in Haltmann's Archives, the background of this FILE becomes distorted as the video progresses. The rip becomes more and more unstable, with the visuals, text, and even the music glitching out by the time Wood Man's transformation is mentioned. Eventually, the FILE fully glitches out, with an instrument from "Haunted House" playing once as the text transforms into a spam of unidentifiable symbols, Z's, and various forms of "gadunk". Wood Man's ">:]" emote can also be seen.

Finally, the FILE ends with two lines of text, one of which reads "[PAGE_FAULT]".

Transcript[edit | edit source]

[Haltmann's Archives]

[October 19, 2016
SilvaGunner's House]

begins to show his weariness.
He has been uploading rips for seven months now.

A rip is uploaded on its own without consent:
[Wood Man - Mega Man 2]
It is through that the
[Wood Man]
, is able to escape the confines of SilvaGunner's computer and into the real world.

[October 28, 2016
SilvaGunner's House]

SilvaGunner uploads his final rip, and goes to sleep. Wood Man jumps at the
opportunity and immediately takes over and assumes control of the channel.

[October 29, 2016
SilvaGunner's House]

After much deliberation, Wood Man begins work on the
[Figment Transport
, an apparatus capable of transporting other Figments in the real world.
Wood Man runs a test and decides to transfer
[Mega Man]
's dog,
into the real world. The dog is unnaturally rabid and takes a bite at Wood Man,
Rush escapes into the Netherlands, never to be seen again.

[October⬜31, 20⬜6
SilvaGunner's House]

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Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • This video was uploaded on the anniversary of the SiIvaGunner channel's original ending.
  • "Creepy Crawly Cemetery" from 40 Winks serves as this FILE's background music.
  • When the second Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special happened on October 24, 2017, the channel description was replaced with "gadunk".
  • The description is also corrupted, with no archiver and a catchphrase that just says "nice".

Prologue: "Prologue" • Episode 1: "Seasonal Return" • Episode 2: "No Place To Hide" • Episode 3: "Old Times" • Episode 4: "Will of a Knight" • Episode 5: "Haltmann" • Episode 6: "Advent of Hell" • Episode 7: "Loves the Ladies" • Episode 8: "An Acrimonious Assault" • Episode 9: "Timbre of a Kazoo" • Episode 10: "I Love Her"

Bonus Episodes
"Episode VIII.5 ~A Fragmentary Interlude~" • "[AUDIOLOG: 19:27, HEAD_OFFICE]" • "Bad Moon Rising" • "Wood Man & Robbie Rotten" • "The Lost Rip" • "The Life and Times of Wade L.D." • "Unusual Circumstances" • "I Wanna Thank Me"

Haltmann's Archives
FILE-01: "The Creation of GiIvaSunner" • FILE-02: "Termination" • FILE-03: "The Loudest Store" • FILE-04: "Anomalies, Portals and Fabrications" • FILE-05: "The Werewolf" • FILE-06: "The Supreme Visitor" • FILE-07: "Christmas Spirit" • FILE-08: "Sample" • FILE-09: "Project AIRTH" • FILE-10: "Robotic Usurper" • FILE-11: "The Joke-Explainer™ 7000" • FILE-12: "Albums" • FILE-13: "Mechanizing Occupation Project"

Fake / Troll Episodes
"Last Hurrah [FINALE]" • "Large Gains [Episode 7]" (blooper video) • "The End... - SiIvaGunner: The Video Game" • "Treacherous Addiction [Episode 9]" • "The Final Rip..." ("...of 2017")

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